Richard Whittaker
Select another critic »For 629 reviews, this critic has graded:
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47% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.7 points lower than other critics.
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Richard Whittaker's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 65 | |
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| Highest review score: | Blindspotting | |
| Lowest review score: | Old | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 447 out of 629
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Mixed: 145 out of 629
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Negative: 37 out of 629
629
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- Richard Whittaker
With M3GAN out of her recognizable body for most of the film, it becomes clear how much of the success of both films comes down to Davis’ delivery.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 26, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
What makes Orphan: First Kill worthwhile is that it acknowledges the original before taking a hard left turn into overblown soapy madness. The modern gothic of the first film transforms here into a perfectly fitting explosion of operatic schlock.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 15, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
Huang's understatement often seems flat. There's nothing visually distinctive about his depiction of diverse working class NYC, and major events bubble up with surprisingly little impact. With so much on the line, Boogie just sort of dribbles to nothingness.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 4, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
It's mean, gritty, and brutally nihilist, its mystery unwrapping before it strangles you with its perfect meanness. If noir is about, as the old saying goes, bad people doing bad things for good reasons, then Sympathy for the Devil bleeds in all the right ways.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 26, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
When it comes to the segments, Scare Package II is much more successful than the first film in striking a unified tone – maybe less outrageously funny, maybe a little drier, but still entertaining.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 13, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
When Day-Lewis and Bean are allowed to be real brothers in arms, Anemone truly blooms.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 2, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
Ultimately, Prisoners of the Ghostland is an OK film by a great filmmaker who has made truly great films, most memorable for its cast and the fact Sono finally made an English-language movie. Yet, when what's noteworthy about a film is just that it exists, it's more a vapor than an actual phantom.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 16, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Prows lets all those subplots divert him from saying something meaningful about how even the best-intentioned of cops end up part of a nightmare machine. Luckily, the plentiful and creative gore splatters enough blood and ichor to provide camouflage disguising those shortcomings. Or rather, enough to make Night Patrol entertaining – just not enough to completely obfuscate what it could have been.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 15, 2026
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- Richard Whittaker
Winter can't resist the cheering idea that, for all its sins, YouTube has created a new, disseminated knowledge base. However, that core concern about its dangers is what really drives The YouTube Effect, and re-enforces its central finding that it has had an undeniably corrosive effect on our lives, even as we've fallen for its steady stream of pablum and bootlegged shows.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 12, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
The Mauritanian wants to be a fusion of Papillon and A Few Good Men, but it cannot work out whether it wants to make a purely emotive argument, or engage in a brutal cross-examination of the legal system.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 11, 2021
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- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 10, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
It's still not quite Pratchett-y, still a little static – most especially in the oddly flat animation – and still not quite snappy enough. But that doesn't stop Maurice being an entertaining way to convince kids to pick up the book.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 2, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
It's an incisive, intriguing, and ultimately moving look at America's ongoing socioeconomic collapse: The whole "kids streaming their first slow dance" thing is just one aspect of this rich and nuanced drama.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 17, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Acheson channels exploitation legend Sid Haig as Charlie, and it’s just delightful to see Nelson give one of the all-time “oh, it’s that guy” bit part specialists a truly memorable role. That it’s in that rare remake that successfully inverts an old favorite while staying true to its grisly inheritance makes it even more of a gift.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 11, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
This is Rodriguez the lover of the C-movie, the kind of filmmaker that Roger Corman would have adored. Hypnotic has that run-and-gun energy, rough around the edges but not in a way that impinges on the fun. It's also Rodriguez flexing some old action muscles, with that opening heist arguably his most bruising and well-constructed practical set-piece in a couple of decades.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 11, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Making a movie about how annoyed you were that your label tried to force you to make a concert movie is just 103 minutes of Charli xcx relitigating an argument she already won, just with added product placement.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 5, 2026
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- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 17, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Rapid Response is a celebration of behind-the-scenes heroes, and their dedication to medicine and science as a way to save lives. Its microfocus, anecdotal structure, and reliance on archive footage and talking heads, undoubtedly makes this one for the true devotees of motorsports, but they'll not want to miss it.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 4, 2019
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- Richard Whittaker
Anyone just expecting a cutesy animal romp may be sorely disappointed, but that’s because this isn’t about the quietly expansive inner life of Juan Salvador.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 27, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
What really drags it down is the wafer-thin script by Carol Chrest, which neither Sivertson nor a determined if sometimes overblown Ricci can pull past its messy metaphor and undeserved twists.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 11, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
Superficially, Wolf may seem like an entry into the queer canon, and it's not hard to see superficial similarities between the facility and a gay conversion therapy facility, or to superimpose transphobia onto Jacob's diagnosis of species dysphoria.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 2, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Clunky horror in-jokes, like a heavy-handed Scream nod in the name of Winnie's aunt (Isabelle), feel labored, and it's all plagued by the same unevenness that afflicted director Tyler MacIntyre's Tragedy Girls: The gore and the comedy are well-executed, but the timing is off.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
While Kandahar is undoubtedly spectacular war cinema, it's also a weighty meditation on the seeming impossibility for some of walking away from conflict.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 24, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
There’s been an urge to excuse the director and blame the studio, arguing that Zhao just didn’t fit into the strictures of the MCU. Yet that doesn’t explain how weak the script she co-wrote is, or why it’s so insufferably long, or why it almost completely fails to tackle its own core conceits of blind loyalty, of the perils of immortality, of rebellion against faith.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 2, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Eleanor the Great never quite grapples with the ethical dilemmas that it raises, either in Eleanor’s stories, Nina’s efforts to turn them into a news project, or Roger’s usurping of their wishes for a segment on their show. But if the narrative logic falls apart, at least its emotional core remains solid, much of it bound together by Squibb’s warmth and charm.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 25, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
It’s an adept translation that is in turns bloody and cruel, insightful and hilarious, and, under the plentiful gore and uproarious laughter, a surprisingly touching drama. Just one with slapstick bloodbath tendencies.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 23, 2026
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- Richard Whittaker
It’s a slow document of stiff upper lips beginning to quiver, and while Knightley excels as the perfect Kensington upper-crust mummy, it’s Goode who personifies that desperate attempt to keep a veneer of control, even as his world is on the verge of devastation.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 2, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
As much as Øvredal tries to evade all the modern blockbuster conventions that are bound to keep the Demeter from its best destination, it’s too bumpy a journey to ever feel quite on course.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 10, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
At a raw and rare 70 minutes, Invader is Keating challenging himself to deliver the leanest, sparest home invasion imaginable. But it’s only minimalist in the story and cinematography.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 20, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
It’s bleak and brutal, and Waugh’s cold tone (a definite throwback to Shot Caller) leaves no one with clean hands. But as a testament to the costs of a noble sacrifice in the face of institutional inhumanity, it’s as vital as any of his earlier films.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 9, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
The script by Mike White (who may have been locked in the writer’s room by Illumination Studios after working on the superior Migration) and series co-creator Ken Daurio feels like a stack of B-plots stapled together rather than a full story.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 3, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Weaving, who excels at this kind of character-driven action-horror, plays perfectly with our empathy, wordlessly guiding us through this damned land.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 26, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
It's delightfully frightful fun, a fine addition to the venerable and febrile tradition of Australian comedy-horror.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 22, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
If Slingshot leaned into that character study, rather than roughly gaffer-taping it to a deep space thriller, maybe it wouldn’t stall out on the launch pad so badly.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 29, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
What could have been a worthy tribute becomes a by-the-numbers melodrama.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 22, 2020
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- Richard Whittaker
This is definitely one My Hero Academia adventure that should go back to the classroom.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 28, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
A gleefully gross adventure that bundles together all of wrestling-and-horror nerd Eisener's favorite obsessions (he's also part of the team behind VICE's The Dark Side of the Ring), Kids vs. Aliens is exactly the kind of age-inappropriate horror that kids will absolutely love.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 23, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Operation Fortune is just one long series of heist sequences that run at the same speed, at the same tone, and all flatly shot by Ritchie's new regular cinematographer, Alan Stewart.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 6, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Kids may come out of Karate Kid: Legends crane-kicking in excitement from the handful of fights, and older fans can relish the nostalgia, but for everyone else it’s wax on, nod off.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 29, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
There’s an earnestness about Accidental Texan that can only warm your heart. Every moment is predictable, but in Bristol’s capable hands that becomes a strength.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 7, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Smith is still a long way from being a great filmmaker, but he's an earnest one. And Clerks III, flawed as it is, is his heartfelt farewell to the Quick Stop.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 8, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
PAW Patrol: The Movie is bigger and prettier than the TV show, but it's still PAW Patrol. What makes it worth the time investment for kids is that it's really about introducing the street-smart long-haired Dachshund Liberty (Martin) into the team, while giving a little drama to Chase's life as he processes some old trauma about being a stray in the big city.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 19, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Worse, the Marvels themselves have any potential chemistry drowned like an Atlantean with blocked gills. All the giddy charm of the Ms. Marvel version of Kamala Khan is lost in a torrent of fannish shrieks, while the demand that the audience feel empathy for grown adult Monica Rambeau who's still pouting that Auntie Carol never came back (Auntie Carol, who was literally off saving the cosmos) is wearisome.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Where so many queer creature features attempt to refract and reframe fairy tale tropes, Jae Matthews' script for My Animal is intriguing because there's always the threat of the real world at the edges.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 7, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Under the gentle hand of Griffiths, The Ballad of Wallis Island is both hilarious and delicate, never even making the buffoonish Charles simply a figure of mockery.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 3, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
Howard, mercifully, dumps most of Vance's political cant in favor of a maudlin, slow, rehab drama, carried on the backs of a cavalcade of wafer-thin characters.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 12, 2020
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- Richard Whittaker
That the audience for Ari Aster’s folk horror might find more pleasure in this Snow White than the average child is telling, since it’s almost impossible to work out who this version of the story is aimed at. Children will be bored, teens talked down to, and most adults will wonder where their Snow White is.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
Cobweb's greatest achievement is in ambiguity, in leading the story to its inevitable ending without ever sacrificing that unnerving quality.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 19, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Anodyne and asinine in equal measures, The Violent Heart is just brainless.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 19, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
It takes a special kind of smart to be really, really dumb. And make no mistake, Bullet Train is a really, really dumb movie. Like, every gunshot echoes around its gloriously vacant skull. Because there's also a particular kind of smart-dumb film that is endlessly, idiotically fun, and that's what Bullet Train is.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 3, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
Unfortunately, the formulaic Spirit Untamed never seems to know which trail it's taking.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 2, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
In Cold Light is far better constructed and executed than its generic, straight-to-video title might imply, but it’s too monotonous – in the literal meaning of the word – to reach its aspirations or to really use its cast.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 22, 2026
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- Richard Whittaker
Like its bloodline kin, it’s a perfectly scathing glance at power, money, and how the love of both can curdle the soul.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 19, 2026
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- Richard Whittaker
What makes The Front Room universal is that it’s ultimately about power, about who runs the house.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 5, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Lackluster and slow even in its supposedly hi-octane chase sequences, much of the blame lies with director Doug Liman.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Rønning doesn’t seem confident in his storytelling acumen, relying instead on running narration provided by real-life TV anchors cold-reading the least convincing announcements this side of a Fox News host talking about Portland.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 7, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
Luck feels overthought and overwritten. There's a lithe, fun, bright, and much shorter movie in here somewhere.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
Annie is a lot to handle, even for the truncated 77-minute run time, and maybe it would work better as a V/H/S 20-minute slot – but then you wouldn't get quite so amazingly infuriated by her. Dashcam, like few films, relies on your annoyance.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 1, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
It's Eisenberg who finds Ralphie in those narrative spaces, creating a whole and crushingly convincing portrait of a profoundly lost man, and the damage left in his wake.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
The experience is a little like being stuck in a Doom Buggy on a day when the ride is very stop-start. The flow of the attraction collapses, becoming individual cool designs but not a story.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 25, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
It's a hodgepodge of wildly divergent narrative styles, from the mystical to the grisly and into the ridiculous.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 28, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
The Tunnel may be shrouded in blistering embers and fumes, but it never loses sight of the victims and helpers, of whom there are many. Just as it's an ensemble drama, so it's the community that saves what it can of the day, and gives a feel-good ending with a tinge of sadness.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 7, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Director Rebekah McKendry follows up her deliciously disgusting Lovecraftian rest stop comedy Glorious with a feature that doesn't have quite the same twisted ingenuity. Instead, she focuses on good, old-fashioned scares.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 13, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
As much as Gillan, Headey, and the three Librarians (Bassett, Gugino, and Yeoh) of the gunplay apocalypse embrace the visual stylization and harshly annunciated dialogue, Gunpower Milkshake is immemorable. Like a decent milkshake, it's fine while you're consuming it, but chances are you won't remember it after the last slurp.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 13, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
It's that rare horror-comedy that is both comedic and horrifying.- Austin Chronicle
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- Richard Whittaker
The greatest problem is the woeful miscasting of Qualley as Honey. The script by Coen and his wife and sometimes-film editor Tricia Cooke seems to position the gun-free P.I. as a melding of two great noir conventions – the cool gumshoe and the femme fatale – and the camera loves following Qualley in high heels and wrap dresses. Yet there’s nothing much going on beyond those visuals.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Richard Whittaker
Yes, even after all these years, ‘busting will still make you feel good.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 20, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
The aliens look better than ever, Morgan delivers just the right kind of dry-witted action heroics, and Skylines takes the trip to the stars that the franchise has been promising.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 17, 2020
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- Richard Whittaker
Combined with the glacially slow and uneventful narrative, the end result feels like a feature by a small, cheap animation studio in 2010 trying to make a Miyazaki-esque cartoon.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 4, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Phillips sets the stage for a courtroom procedural – and then rolls a hand grenade into the middle of that weighty stage with a series of song and dance numbers.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 3, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
It’s a fittingly mediocre end to a franchise that has always been OK with being average.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 12, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
As a heartfelt feel-good story about industrial espionage and how to win the right way, Hero Mode is charming if undemanding, and feels at least a little authentic to its milieu.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 4, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
It's a call to action with no banner behind which to rally, sanitized to the point of being anodyne.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 31, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
A film of immense contradictions and baffling coherency, it may be Besson’s most interesting work to date, because he finally embraces the outcast.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 28, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Ghostbusters: Afterlife may not change cinema in the way the original did, but it’s a worthy next generation.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 18, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
McAulay has crafted a terse, bleak drama. It's reminiscent of the portrait of a corrupt male friendship in Super Dark Times, but with the added pressures of kinship and family. To describe Don't Tell a Soul as a story of toxic masculinity is both accurate but, in a time when every film with a flawed or unpleasant male an/protagonist gets that tag, almost glib. There's something rancid between the boys.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 14, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Cherry is a small-scale tragedy, one repeated over and over again in broad sweeps, but still specific to this one instance. The issue is that, when the audience knows the inevitable path, there are limited opportunities for surprises – especially since the Russos set the entire story as a flashback.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 11, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
All the broad humor of the original film is gone, replaced by clunky and often tasteless gags, and the attempts to extract pathos from genuine tragedies vary from tacky to insulting.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 22, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
There’s a rumbling, inconsolable guilt at the heart of Clean, the latest from fascinatingly flexible writer/director Paul Solet.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 26, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
Call it what it is: Luc Besson’s Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula, a copy of a copy.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 5, 2026
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- Richard Whittaker
The Long Night may not be revolutionary, it's definitely got its own dark magic.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 7, 2022
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- Richard Whittaker
Mortal Kombat commits the unforgivable sin of actually being boring duing the middle hour of training and exposition. Even when it finally gets into full combat mode, there's no tournament, just a 30 minute throw down between a bunch of vaguely recognizable characters.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 22, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Vromen does make some efforts at re-creating the period. But what links 1992 to the era is that it feels like part of that wave of low-budget late-Nineties Heat knockoffs, all featuring a cast that can do better but hey, a paycheck is a paycheck. 1992 is just Hard Rain with the riots standing in for a storm.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Aug 29, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
Who do you cast when you've got a mid-tier supernatural thriller that needs a low-key but charismatic, talented but not showboaty, and recognizable actor to play one of the leads? Guy Pearce, of course, and without him under Peter's decidedly unpriestly demeanor then middling supernatural chiller The Seventh Day would barely raise a flutter of attention, never mind a spirit.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 29, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
That Silo centers around the people of the town is what differentiates it from a media satire like Ace in the Hole, and places it alongside The Straight Story, God's Own Country, and Minari: films that feel like studies of rural life.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 5, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Yes, The Old Way is at first glimpse merely a classic revenger, but it's also vintage low-key Cage, with that acid little twist that makes it all the more fascinating.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 4, 2023
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- Richard Whittaker
Red Snow does a surprisingly good job of manipulating, and then subverting, your sympathies for these particular devils.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 29, 2021
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- Richard Whittaker
Taking its title from her second and final critically-acclaimed blockbuster album, music biopic Back to Black gives you all those details you’ll recognize – but not much beyond that.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 16, 2024
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- Richard Whittaker
There are flashes of what made the franchise work. Turner, after stumbling through the part in the rocky terrain of X-Men: Apocalypse, finally gets to grapple with the emotional complexities of a woman whose gifts are the most constant curse.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 4, 2019
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- Richard Whittaker
By the time the final act slithers on the screen, Gormican has abandoned any sense of originality and just props the film up on nostalgia-manipulating cameos and clumsy, overused needle drops. Those moments barely cover some astoundingly inept filmmaking, from shot composition to editing, that will make you wish you were watching Anaconda 3: Offspring instead. OK, maybe it’s not that bad, but Anaconda – both this film and the whole franchise – should just slip back into the swamp.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 23, 2025
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