For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s not quite the full grand cru period drama from the Merchant Ivory vintage, but rather a semi-sparkling biopic.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The closing stretch – including an exorcism in an imam’s incantation-lined apartment (interior design goals!) – is brutally effective. By this time, Aisha Kandisha is a towering succubus; postcolonial theory stomping in on a pair of terrifying goat’s hooves.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even if the skimpy detailing of Sal and Vince’s past leaves the finale verging on sentimentality, rather than fully exposing the self-inflicted wound it’s supposed to be, Salvable’s overall melancholic undertow is hard to resist.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The opportunistic genre-welding holds together thanks to vivid performances. Bolger makes a slightly implausible character arc completely convincing, graduating from panicky improvisation to grim determination.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This has cosmic charm aplenty.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Emblazoned with mouthy Big Short-style info-dumps, and with a phone-selling scene reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, Body Brokers outwardly seems to be aiming for high Scorsesian amoral operatics. But given the originality of Swab’s take, it’s a shame he couldn’t find the film a more appropriate style: at heart it is a more sober film intent on declaring its outrage.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both leads are good, but the ultra-controlled Løkke – with his poster-boy looks and too-timely smiles – is pivotal to stringing out the farce.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Director Axelle Carolyn maintains a pleasingly teasing rhythm so it’s a pity that, as the sprightly nursing-home gothic fun winds up, it descends into Scooby Dooish over-explication.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Tightly paced and snappily directed, this is decent-quality Chinese screwball, if a touch overlong.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    [A] somewhat bemused memoir-essay about place, cinema and time.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The finale is more of a schmaltzy salute to the guide-dog ethos than intimate documentation of the new owners’ stories. The street training sequences, though – shot in swooping knee-high Steadicam – are thrilling; mini kerbside action movies.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even in terms of its attempted emotional cross-section of the pandemic, Convergence spreads its net too wide.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It is a shame that either Chinese authorities had a word, or producers decided to aim for brownie points by fitting No More Bets out as an anti-fraud public-messaging spot – because Ao Shen’s thriller is otherwise a snappily directed and intriguing entrée to the industry of online deception.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Hewlett Jr often chronicling events in cool monochrome, shooting in close proximity if not exactly total intimacy, this snappy scrapbook tips the hat to the infectious creativity of Albarn’s travelling circus.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The film coheres quietly, thanks in no small part to the two excellent child performances.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Initially performed with a slightly incongruous general chirpiness, the film then blazes over the top into a cartoonish frenzy. But otherwise it’s a well-conceived disintegration, with clear sight of the terrain, both outer and inner.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The directors and Dastmalchian – high on his own bogus gravitas – have fun with a fresh premise that reminds us that light entertainment is the anteroom of hell.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The apparently depressing twist gives Linoleum’s entropy-defying optimism successful lift-off.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This intelligently performed film is still a welcome look at a vital and underappreciated duty of state.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If following The Unholy Trinity’s various tracks is sometimes frustrating, it’s still rare enough: a red-blooded and essentially satisfying western.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dockery maintains rigour and bite at the centre as the genial jailer, and there’s an edginess to Spielberg’s direction, the camera roving around this posse of junior desperadoes and suggesting she may have inherited a certain cinematic intuition. But, like the abomination upstairs, she takes a ragged first bite here.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The four-part shuffle keeps it lively, and Naud is an imposing black hole.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite the uneven execution, Condor’s Nest has just enough bite.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At one point, Michel Troisgros insists that cuisine is not cinema, but real life. But Wiseman continually spotlights the importance of close observation in ingredients, taste, preparation and presentation that enables the elevation of the material world into art; from creme brulee forensics, to the staff finicking with the tableware until the setting is just-so.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Fleshed out in 3D animation, the action – feinting, pivoting and occasionally soaring high above the stands – feels resplendently immediate.

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