For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Where it’s lacking in psychological bite, Wardriver’s demi-monde is convincingly venal in general terms. Thomas lends it enough fast-driving attack and romanticised ferment that it might just pass in the darkness for a Michael Mann film.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This hectic fantasia struggles to plumb deeper depths.
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    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Here is a visually epic and surprisingly positive documentary about a maligned subculture: football ultras.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Amid this farrago, the political critique comes over more like accidental backspatter than meaningful statement.
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    • 80 Phil Hoad
    With an unerring but sardonic sense of how death presses in on us all, this is a promisingly pungent debut from Mitchell.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This is a memorable education in the laws of the tween jungle.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    There are serious points raised with wry obliqueness here: about police racism, land theft and, more positively, ancestral continuity. (Perhaps to keep the indigenous focus, Endless Cookie skirts the issue of Seth as a white chronicler.) But it’s also equal parts hallucinations in coffee froth of rutting caribous – and a palpably radiating love for community – in this often hilarious spawn of the likes of Fritz the Cat
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Visually ravishing though it is, Scarlet is a hefty disappointment from director Mamoru Hosoda, a leading light from whom we expect more than an incoherent and overbearing fantasy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It might work if Rita was a more appealing protagonist, capable of wringing out gallows humour or personal tragedy from her predicament.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Where it initially threatens to be a new The Thing, it finally serves up sloppy zomcom; just about enough for a Friday night but not much else.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If it’s not quite devious enough overall, Redux Redux still opens up a punchy murder-revenge side alley for the genre.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Doeren clearly has a feel for the bear necessities, but the human interest hardly gets its boots on.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At one point, Michel Troisgros insists that cuisine is not cinema, but real life. But Wiseman continually spotlights the importance of close observation in ingredients, taste, preparation and presentation that enables the elevation of the material world into art; from creme brulee forensics, to the staff finicking with the tableware until the setting is just-so.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Fully committed to a radical irresolution, this simultaneously alienating and beautiful film bears repeat viewing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Conti manages the feat of being funny, emotionally astute and kinda sexy throughout.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The issues are fundamentally the same: the enforced invisibility of a class of economic migrants who are now so numerous that many game the system, doubling their exploitation. Sangaré’s exemplary, unfeigned performance helps them speak.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dockery maintains rigour and bite at the centre as the genial jailer, and there’s an edginess to Spielberg’s direction, the camera roving around this posse of junior desperadoes and suggesting she may have inherited a certain cinematic intuition. But, like the abomination upstairs, she takes a ragged first bite here.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It may think it is tilting at the dream factory, but Somnium simply feels tired.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Deeply caught up in decoding this tradition, perhaps Serra is too beholden to it. If only this admittedly riveting examination of dark human compulsions had found a way to also articulate the perspectives of the animals for whom the arena is a lethal experience.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If this hymn to love’s persistence wobbles occasionally, it’s good to see an independent British film going for broke.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Sadly, this tonally shaky and borderline-sociopathic outing doesn’t have the class or skill to be part of the much-needed renaissance for the genre.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If following The Unholy Trinity’s various tracks is sometimes frustrating, it’s still rare enough: a red-blooded and essentially satisfying western.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even if the skimpy detailing of Sal and Vince’s past leaves the finale verging on sentimentality, rather than fully exposing the self-inflicted wound it’s supposed to be, Salvable’s overall melancholic undertow is hard to resist.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Developed by China’s Supreme People’s Procuratorate and directed by butt-kicking luminary Donnie Yen, The Prosecutor is a bizarre mashup of courtroom procedural and action flick; it is just as keen on lionising due process and the “shining light” of Chinese justice as it is on reducing civic infrastructure to smithereens in several standout bouts.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Mäkelä is too in bed with his protagonist’s objectives to develop the kind of perspective that might yield richer insights into the life/art trade-off.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite its somewhat diffuse centre, Collins’ film still has a straightforward poignancy, with subtle and dignified performances across the board.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Forget the adulterated, Communist party-sponsored attempts at blockbusters of the past, self-taught animator Jiaozi’s film is an utterly self-assured pageant of Chinese mythology that, with head-spinning visuals, is a fine technical advertisement for what the country is capable of, in this case on a comparatively small $80m budget.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This has cosmic charm aplenty.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Hunt, though, gives an excellent performance in the lead role, agilely running the gamut from deadened admin serf and hipster-bar dating veteran, to infatuated young lover, to abuse victim. She brings emotional suppleness and complexity to what is – despite some flaws – a bold and stylish take on the endless samsara of digital romance.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Mom
    If the film is frustratingly nebulous as its layers of reality intermingle, it is a neonatal nightmare that undoubtedly envelops you in its feelbad embrace.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Tightly paced and snappily directed, this is decent-quality Chinese screwball, if a touch overlong.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Prospective future instalments might want to aim higher than mere competency.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The visually overworked Dark Match feels oddly underworked at the same time.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    A sombre, steadfast argument for art’s life-giving properties.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Strangely, given Prieto’s visual acumen, the film is also a bit bland visually, bar a flashy prologue kicked off by the camera sinking into the bowels of the earth. But the story has enough residual power to deliver a dark night of the Mexican soul nonetheless.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It labours for an hour to find its own thematic core, but as the psychological pieces accumulate, the film starts to exert an inexorable pull in its exploration of cognitive dissonance and mental illness.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This is a perfectly accurate board-game adaptation insofar as it’s well-packaged, undemanding fun.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    There’s nothing revolutionary here, but the hybrid of old-style battle manga with a more modern oneiric sensibility feels a little different from standard superhero loudhailing.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Barfoot taps into liminal terrors more effectively through the visuals, from the gracefully shot fugue states experienced by stepmother and surrogate son, to a sinewy barrelling nightmare-beast that has apparently escaped from a Chris Cunningham video.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A delirious and oddly agreeable stopover.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The pay-off is a fast-moving, good-looking gallop of Mission: Impossible-style mask play, languorous conniving in courtyards and occasional outbreaks of derring-do that chews up three hours without pausing for quail sandwiches.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Its heartwarming aspect comes framed with real grandeur, and a stark absurdism and tightly wound sentimentality reminiscent at times of Takeshi Kitano.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s not quite the full grand cru period drama from the Merchant Ivory vintage, but rather a semi-sparkling biopic.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The cranked-up pitchside action is hilarious, like a live feed from inside Cristiano Ronaldo’s head as he replays his own goals reel. . . Translating football into the battle royale format only goes so far, though.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    New Life makes the most of Jessica’s fraught interactions on the road, with spasmodic bursts of bubo-popping horror.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The rangy and trenchant Eckhart does convincingly bring the ruckus in a way that suggests an ageing 007. But if that’s a promising sign for this new phase of his career, he can do better than this dour and charmless parade.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Casas has an undeniable nose for middle-class peccadilloes, but tone is everything.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If Atkinson isn’t quite the Coen inheritor he aspires to be, this hectic flurry of schemers, snatchers and low-lifes puts him three-quarters of the way to inventing a new genre: Texan noir farce.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    If George Orwell had had a career stint as a Korean estate agent, this is the kind of story he might have turned out.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The directors and Dastmalchian – high on his own bogus gravitas – have fun with a fresh premise that reminds us that light entertainment is the anteroom of hell.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Matt Vesely’s impressive debut ably stakes out its own territory, not least in the vast distances covered by a single on-screen actor and a handful of vocal performances.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Haze is excellent: pacing, weeping, baring his teeth and adding ample unruly emotion to his prison.
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    • 20 Phil Hoad
    This pointless, aimless mission is expedited by the usual logic-slips, like inexplicably letting fanatical SS officers escape when you have them at your mercy.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At 85 minutes, Destroy All Neighbors gets a little indulgent, and the plot, as William finds his creative mojo in the company of his newly acquired ghoulish ensemble, is throwaway. But it’s a gleeful lo-fi rampage all the same.
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    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Building in power and finesse, Danner oversees a very satisfying dialectical dustup.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    [A] somewhat bemused memoir-essay about place, cinema and time.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both of the leads keep it low-key, with 95-year-old Renaud’s unfussy reminiscences dotted with defiant irony, and the initially unforthcoming Boon opening up under her cajoling as naturally as a flower.
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    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Night of the Hunted may fall a bit short of moral substance, but it certainly holds us in its grip.
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    • 80 Phil Hoad
    With Russia trying to further circumvent the OPCW, this coolly outraged film shows how Washington’s unilateralism has been a gift to even more belligerent parties.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Dark Asset finally finds a semi-satisfying groove as John’s grand design is revealed, even if it consists of too many borrowed parts to be a real quantum leap.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Initially performed with a slightly incongruous general chirpiness, the film then blazes over the top into a cartoonish frenzy. But otherwise it’s a well-conceived disintegration, with clear sight of the terrain, both outer and inner.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It is a shame that either Chinese authorities had a word, or producers decided to aim for brownie points by fitting No More Bets out as an anti-fraud public-messaging spot – because Ao Shen’s thriller is otherwise a snappily directed and intriguing entrée to the industry of online deception.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both leads are good, but the ultra-controlled Løkke – with his poster-boy looks and too-timely smiles – is pivotal to stringing out the farce.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Fleshed out in 3D animation, the action – feinting, pivoting and occasionally soaring high above the stands – feels resplendently immediate.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Some of the storytelling gets clotted, leaning too much on the girls shrilly screaming at each other. Bad Things, though, is sharply filmed, with cinematographer Grant Greenberg feng-shuiing the hotel spaces into tone-setting tableaux (with a touch of Twin Peaks’ kitsch).
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It doesn’t help that the film takes itself with Deliverance-like seriousness, and fails to really acknowledge its absurdity.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a testament to Scotney’s performance that Millie retains a perverse kind of integrity even as she dupes herself more than the people around her. A shrewd and promising debut.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The four-part shuffle keeps it lively, and Naud is an imposing black hole.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Aguzarova is quietly phenomenal, never more so than in the sex scene where, holding her curled-up hands away from Tamik’s body, she manages to be coy, conflicted, detached, expectant and amused all at once.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Liu almost manages to throttle up how Lei and the instructors push themselves and their planes into something dramatically interesting, but it never ignites. In the meantime, this is less a movie, more a flying foreign policy document.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little payoff, with Fickman running shy of the full-blooded commitment to make his film a proper weepie and instead constantly reverting to sassy, annoyingly self-aware comedy that makes light of everything.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The close-knit ethos might well explain the franchise’s gleefully perverse sense of fun, but the truth is this love-in features too much filler.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The apparently depressing twist gives Linoleum’s entropy-defying optimism successful lift-off.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The 68-year-old Chan slips down off Red Hare like a limber teenager. But horse aside, he largely retreads old ground here, with a handful of shambolic dustups that, apart from the enterprising use of a wicker rocking chair, are pretty standard Jackie.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is lightweight, forgettable stuff.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    James’s sleek telling excels at intertwining the personal and the political with illuminating detail.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite the uneven execution, Condor’s Nest has just enough bite.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It’s both by the book and dispiritingly vague.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The slaughter does start to get monotonous, but the film rallies in its final third.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    If narrative clarity is obviously not top of Uzeyman and Williams’ priorities, the film always looks amazing: fluorescent dream sequences, glitchy cyberpunk overlays, wild character designs (from costume designer Cedric Mizero and makeup artist Tanya Melendez).
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Something in the Dirt is so high on its own conceptual supply that it doesn’t invest quite enough in the pair’s deteriorating relationship, and consequently starts to drag. But it wrings a mini-cosmos out of next to nothing, its delicately transcendent visuals – courtesy of Moorhead’s photography background – constantly signposting some higher truth just around the next corner.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Retrofitting medieval Noh as a world of guitar gods and cavorting dancers, Inu-oh has its two disabled lead characters make a psychedelic plea in favour of slipping loose from dominant narratives, told in a fecund patchwork of styles by Yuasa that asserts its own outsider credentials.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Neither slicing under the genre’s surface, nor dicing the heritage well, this reboot is more an unseemly act of IP cannibalism.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Parker clearly has ideas he’s aiming at, but lets his target slip in the fog of war.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This tale of freelance underworld fixer Akilla Brown, played with careworn wisdom by Saul Williams, doesn’t live up to its sharp tailoring and has too much faith in fatigued beats from the gangster-film locker.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It has a stubborn, almost literary feel for character that accumulates a baleful momentum by the time the finale hits.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Belli’s supple direction – reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s pop’n’snap – keeps its energy levels high as it roves around the living room that is its main location; it also exults in the occasional set-piece, such as the players’ Jazzercise routine. There aren’t quite enough of these zany segues, but with a larger budget, you can smell the franchise potential here.
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    • 20 Phil Hoad
    Tradition of course demands that the pert teen sacrifices in such gore fodder be satisfyingly dislikable. It isn’t easy, though, to make stupidity interesting, and Shark Bait is always one-note in its exploitation of its characters.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that, as it ramps up, this generational tension isn’t dramatised with the sharpness it might have been.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A halo of kinship, love and the tenacious power of art is gathered around this film.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Charli XCX’s drive and heart are infectious, even for non-Angels.

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