Phil Hoad
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37% higher than the average critic
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13% same as the average critic
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50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics.
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Phil Hoad's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 61 | |
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| Highest review score: | Violation | |
| Lowest review score: | Shark Bait | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 48 out of 167
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Mixed: 117 out of 167
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Negative: 2 out of 167
167
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- Phil Hoad
This docu-portrait verges on corporate promo at times, though there are a couple of telling vignettes in the second half.- The Guardian
- Posted May 12, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
It labours for an hour to find its own thematic core, but as the psychological pieces accumulate, the film starts to exert an inexorable pull in its exploration of cognitive dissonance and mental illness.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 30, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
A film about a virus-ravaged country under lockdown should be able to hit cogent parallels at will at the moment – but a numbing repetition is sadly the main payout.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 10, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
The 68-year-old Chan slips down off Red Hare like a limber teenager. But horse aside, he largely retreads old ground here, with a handful of shambolic dustups that, apart from the enterprising use of a wicker rocking chair, are pretty standard Jackie.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 9, 2023
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- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 28, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Given the inherent lack of drama in the kind of unbreakable faith on display here, anyone wishing to tell the story needs to work much harder than this laboured treatment to wring any nuance, conflict or indeed true sublimity from it.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 22, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
If following The Unholy Trinity’s various tracks is sometimes frustrating, it’s still rare enough: a red-blooded and essentially satisfying western.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 21, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Sud – with plenty of inexorable tracking shots through the family’s chilly condo – efficiently tightens the screw as the twitchy mother and indulgent father first bicker, then are doomed together by their blood allegiances.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 6, 2020
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- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 27, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
It doesn’t help that the film takes itself with Deliverance-like seriousness, and fails to really acknowledge its absurdity.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 13, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Madres never loses a strong underpinning of social conscience that seeps into director Ryan Zaragoza’s considered shots.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 18, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 24, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.- The Guardian
- Posted May 30, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Dockery maintains rigour and bite at the centre as the genial jailer, and there’s an edginess to Spielberg’s direction, the camera roving around this posse of junior desperadoes and suggesting she may have inherited a certain cinematic intuition. But, like the abomination upstairs, she takes a ragged first bite here.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 23, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
There is little payoff, with Fickman running shy of the full-blooded commitment to make his film a proper weepie and instead constantly reverting to sassy, annoyingly self-aware comedy that makes light of everything.- The Guardian
- Posted May 2, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
The net effect of Debbie Harry popping up at 10-second intervals on the soundtrack to top up levels of ironic sass is to highlight how that quality is in generally short supply in the script.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Rose looks great – her androgynous poise reminiscent of the young Angelina Jolie – and does a capable job carrying Vanquish. But you wonder if this noir-filtered, John Wick-apeing thriller is a little too stripped-back for its own good to advance her career.- The Guardian
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
This intelligently performed film is still a welcome look at a vital and underappreciated duty of state.- The Guardian
- Posted May 29, 2019
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- Phil Hoad
With Hewlett Jr often chronicling events in cool monochrome, shooting in close proximity if not exactly total intimacy, this snappy scrapbook tips the hat to the infectious creativity of Albarn’s travelling circus.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 12, 2019
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- Phil Hoad
The directing is serviceable, but some rote imagery – especially the ominous crow of death – also likes to hit us over the head. Reddick should have concentrated on giving the characters that kind of treatment.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 14, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
The daft title tries to promise splatterhouse brazenness, but actually fesses up to the film’s lack of imagination.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Not just a valuable crash course in digital-age hermeneutics, this is a gauntlet thrown down to film-makers with an old-fashioned belief in the truth.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 14, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Like the drilling operation, this was a script in sore need of a clean-up operation.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 21, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Night Drive doesn’t quite have enough time left to build on sharp interlocking performances by Dalah and Bowen and give their characters the full noir shadings the suitcase coaxes out of them. But it’s still an intriguing alternative routeing for LA night-owl cinema.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 14, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
It’s a shame that Durall doesn’t find his torrid and sophisticated story the visual register it deserves, leaving The Offering with a humdrum televisual ambience that’s a bit unsatisfying.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 27, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins make a fine odd couple in this meatily satisfying action film – once it gets moving.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 18, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
There is a certain Cartesian buzz to be had from Sensation if you abandon all hope of following the plot, and let it wash over you. But that won’t help when it tries to land a final twist that is supposed to bend minds, but is more likely to exhaust patience.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 29, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
It is an endearing sports film with just enough awareness of where it stands, now that Britain’s imperial legacy is being questioned more than ever, on a larger field.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 30, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Patric’s inscrutable performance recedes intriguingly while Elwes over-reaches, suggesting a man locked in internal combat.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 6, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Narrating the film with occasional gonzo outbursts (“We were so fucking stupid”), Krichevskaya is perhaps over-infatuated with her subject, but then Sindeeva seems like quite a character.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 1, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Tradition of course demands that the pert teen sacrifices in such gore fodder be satisfyingly dislikable. It isn’t easy, though, to make stupidity interesting, and Shark Bait is always one-note in its exploitation of its characters.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 7, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 6, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 16, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 11, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Neither slicing under the genre’s surface, nor dicing the heritage well, this reboot is more an unseemly act of IP cannibalism.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 21, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 8, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 28, 2022
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- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 22, 2023
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- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 27, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2023
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- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 28, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Initially performed with a slightly incongruous general chirpiness, the film then blazes over the top into a cartoonish frenzy. But otherwise it’s a well-conceived disintegration, with clear sight of the terrain, both outer and inner.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Liu almost manages to throttle up how Lei and the instructors push themselves and their planes into something dramatically interesting, but it never ignites. In the meantime, this is less a movie, more a flying foreign policy document.- The Guardian
- Posted May 10, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Both leads are good, but the ultra-controlled Løkke – with his poster-boy looks and too-timely smiles – is pivotal to stringing out the farce.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
It is a shame that either Chinese authorities had a word, or producers decided to aim for brownie points by fitting No More Bets out as an anti-fraud public-messaging spot – because Ao Shen’s thriller is otherwise a snappily directed and intriguing entrée to the industry of online deception.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Dark Asset finally finds a semi-satisfying groove as John’s grand design is revealed, even if it consists of too many borrowed parts to be a real quantum leap.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 12, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
With Russia trying to further circumvent the OPCW, this coolly outraged film shows how Washington’s unilateralism has been a gift to even more belligerent parties.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 13, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Building in power and finesse, Danner oversees a very satisfying dialectical dustup.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 26, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Night of the Hunted may fall a bit short of moral substance, but it certainly holds us in its grip.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 17, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
This pointless, aimless mission is expedited by the usual logic-slips, like inexplicably letting fanatical SS officers escape when you have them at your mercy.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 10, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
The rangy and trenchant Eckhart does convincingly bring the ruckus in a way that suggests an ageing 007. But if that’s a promising sign for this new phase of his career, he can do better than this dour and charmless parade.- The Guardian
- Posted May 28, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
The cranked-up pitchside action is hilarious, like a live feed from inside Cristiano Ronaldo’s head as he replays his own goals reel. . . Translating football into the battle royale format only goes so far, though.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 2, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
This is a perfectly accurate board-game adaptation insofar as it’s well-packaged, undemanding fun.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 22, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Tightly paced and snappily directed, this is decent-quality Chinese screwball, if a touch overlong.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 30, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
If the film is frustratingly nebulous as its layers of reality intermingle, it is a neonatal nightmare that undoubtedly envelops you in its feelbad embrace.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 11, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Sadly, this tonally shaky and borderline-sociopathic outing doesn’t have the class or skill to be part of the much-needed renaissance for the genre.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2025
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- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 1, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
If this hymn to love’s persistence wobbles occasionally, it’s good to see an independent British film going for broke.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Amid this farrago, the political critique comes over more like accidental backspatter than meaningful statement.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 27, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Doeren clearly has a feel for the bear necessities, but the human interest hardly gets its boots on.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 27, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
With an unerring but sardonic sense of how death presses in on us all, this is a promisingly pungent debut from Mitchell.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 20, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Where it’s lacking in psychological bite, Wardriver’s demi-monde is convincingly venal in general terms. Thomas lends it enough fast-driving attack and romanticised ferment that it might just pass in the darkness for a Michael Mann film.- The Guardian
- Posted May 8, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Here is a visually epic and surprisingly positive documentary about a maligned subculture: football ultras.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 27, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
This hectic fantasia struggles to plumb deeper depths.- The Guardian
- Posted May 7, 2026
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