For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This docu-portrait verges on corporate promo at times, though there are a couple of telling vignettes in the second half.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It labours for an hour to find its own thematic core, but as the psychological pieces accumulate, the film starts to exert an inexorable pull in its exploration of cognitive dissonance and mental illness.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    A film about a virus-ravaged country under lockdown should be able to hit cogent parallels at will at the moment – but a numbing repetition is sadly the main payout.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The 68-year-old Chan slips down off Red Hare like a limber teenager. But horse aside, he largely retreads old ground here, with a handful of shambolic dustups that, apart from the enterprising use of a wicker rocking chair, are pretty standard Jackie.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Prospective future instalments might want to aim higher than mere competency.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Given the inherent lack of drama in the kind of unbreakable faith on display here, anyone wishing to tell the story needs to work much harder than this laboured treatment to wring any nuance, conflict or indeed true sublimity from it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If following The Unholy Trinity’s various tracks is sometimes frustrating, it’s still rare enough: a red-blooded and essentially satisfying western.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Sud – with plenty of inexorable tracking shots through the family’s chilly condo – efficiently tightens the screw as the twitchy mother and indulgent father first bicker, then are doomed together by their blood allegiances.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The visually overworked Dark Match feels oddly underworked at the same time.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It doesn’t help that the film takes itself with Deliverance-like seriousness, and fails to really acknowledge its absurdity.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Madres never loses a strong underpinning of social conscience that seeps into director Ryan Zaragoza’s considered shots.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dockery maintains rigour and bite at the centre as the genial jailer, and there’s an edginess to Spielberg’s direction, the camera roving around this posse of junior desperadoes and suggesting she may have inherited a certain cinematic intuition. But, like the abomination upstairs, she takes a ragged first bite here.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little payoff, with Fickman running shy of the full-blooded commitment to make his film a proper weepie and instead constantly reverting to sassy, annoyingly self-aware comedy that makes light of everything.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The net effect of Debbie Harry popping up at 10-second intervals on the soundtrack to top up levels of ironic sass is to highlight how that quality is in generally short supply in the script.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Rose looks great – her androgynous poise reminiscent of the young Angelina Jolie – and does a capable job carrying Vanquish. But you wonder if this noir-filtered, John Wick-apeing thriller is a little too stripped-back for its own good to advance her career.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This has cosmic charm aplenty.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This intelligently performed film is still a welcome look at a vital and underappreciated duty of state.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Hewlett Jr often chronicling events in cool monochrome, shooting in close proximity if not exactly total intimacy, this snappy scrapbook tips the hat to the infectious creativity of Albarn’s travelling circus.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The directing is serviceable, but some rote imagery – especially the ominous crow of death – also likes to hit us over the head. Reddick should have concentrated on giving the characters that kind of treatment.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The daft title tries to promise splatterhouse brazenness, but actually fesses up to the film’s lack of imagination.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Not just a valuable crash course in digital-age hermeneutics, this is a gauntlet thrown down to film-makers with an old-fashioned belief in the truth.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Like the drilling operation, this was a script in sore need of a clean-up operation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Night Drive doesn’t quite have enough time left to build on sharp interlocking performances by Dalah and Bowen and give their characters the full noir shadings the suitcase coaxes out of them. But it’s still an intriguing alternative routeing for LA night-owl cinema.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that Durall doesn’t find his torrid and sophisticated story the visual register it deserves, leaving The Offering with a humdrum televisual ambience that’s a bit unsatisfying.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins make a fine odd couple in this meatily satisfying action film – once it gets moving.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is a certain Cartesian buzz to be had from Sensation if you abandon all hope of following the plot, and let it wash over you. But that won’t help when it tries to land a final twist that is supposed to bend minds, but is more likely to exhaust patience.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    '83
    It is an endearing sports film with just enough awareness of where it stands, now that Britain’s imperial legacy is being questioned more than ever, on a larger field.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Patric’s inscrutable performance recedes intriguingly while Elwes over-reaches, suggesting a man locked in internal combat.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Narrating the film with occasional gonzo outbursts (“We were so fucking stupid”), Krichevskaya is perhaps over-infatuated with her subject, but then Sindeeva seems like quite a character.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Phil Hoad
    Tradition of course demands that the pert teen sacrifices in such gore fodder be satisfyingly dislikable. It isn’t easy, though, to make stupidity interesting, and Shark Bait is always one-note in its exploitation of its characters.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Neither slicing under the genre’s surface, nor dicing the heritage well, this reboot is more an unseemly act of IP cannibalism.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite the uneven execution, Condor’s Nest has just enough bite.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It’s both by the book and dispiritingly vague.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is lightweight, forgettable stuff.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Initially performed with a slightly incongruous general chirpiness, the film then blazes over the top into a cartoonish frenzy. But otherwise it’s a well-conceived disintegration, with clear sight of the terrain, both outer and inner.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Liu almost manages to throttle up how Lei and the instructors push themselves and their planes into something dramatically interesting, but it never ignites. In the meantime, this is less a movie, more a flying foreign policy document.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both leads are good, but the ultra-controlled Løkke – with his poster-boy looks and too-timely smiles – is pivotal to stringing out the farce.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It is a shame that either Chinese authorities had a word, or producers decided to aim for brownie points by fitting No More Bets out as an anti-fraud public-messaging spot – because Ao Shen’s thriller is otherwise a snappily directed and intriguing entrée to the industry of online deception.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Dark Asset finally finds a semi-satisfying groove as John’s grand design is revealed, even if it consists of too many borrowed parts to be a real quantum leap.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    With Russia trying to further circumvent the OPCW, this coolly outraged film shows how Washington’s unilateralism has been a gift to even more belligerent parties.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Building in power and finesse, Danner oversees a very satisfying dialectical dustup.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Night of the Hunted may fall a bit short of moral substance, but it certainly holds us in its grip.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Phil Hoad
    This pointless, aimless mission is expedited by the usual logic-slips, like inexplicably letting fanatical SS officers escape when you have them at your mercy.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The rangy and trenchant Eckhart does convincingly bring the ruckus in a way that suggests an ageing 007. But if that’s a promising sign for this new phase of his career, he can do better than this dour and charmless parade.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The cranked-up pitchside action is hilarious, like a live feed from inside Cristiano Ronaldo’s head as he replays his own goals reel. . . Translating football into the battle royale format only goes so far, though.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This is a perfectly accurate board-game adaptation insofar as it’s well-packaged, undemanding fun.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Tightly paced and snappily directed, this is decent-quality Chinese screwball, if a touch overlong.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Mom
    If the film is frustratingly nebulous as its layers of reality intermingle, it is a neonatal nightmare that undoubtedly envelops you in its feelbad embrace.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Sadly, this tonally shaky and borderline-sociopathic outing doesn’t have the class or skill to be part of the much-needed renaissance for the genre.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It may think it is tilting at the dream factory, but Somnium simply feels tired.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If this hymn to love’s persistence wobbles occasionally, it’s good to see an independent British film going for broke.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Amid this farrago, the political critique comes over more like accidental backspatter than meaningful statement.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Doeren clearly has a feel for the bear necessities, but the human interest hardly gets its boots on.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    With an unerring but sardonic sense of how death presses in on us all, this is a promisingly pungent debut from Mitchell.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Where it’s lacking in psychological bite, Wardriver’s demi-monde is convincingly venal in general terms. Thomas lends it enough fast-driving attack and romanticised ferment that it might just pass in the darkness for a Michael Mann film.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Here is a visually epic and surprisingly positive documentary about a maligned subculture: football ultras.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This hectic fantasia struggles to plumb deeper depths.

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