For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
    • 91 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At one point, Michel Troisgros insists that cuisine is not cinema, but real life. But Wiseman continually spotlights the importance of close observation in ingredients, taste, preparation and presentation that enables the elevation of the material world into art; from creme brulee forensics, to the staff finicking with the tableware until the setting is just-so.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    [A] somewhat bemused memoir-essay about place, cinema and time.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s hard to deny Fuhrman’s pinch-faced vehemence and the film’s hallucinatory verve.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite its somewhat diffuse centre, Collins’ film still has a straightforward poignancy, with subtle and dignified performances across the board.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Partly set in the Mumbai underworld, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra’s boxing drama aims at Raging Bull grit but has an unfortunately irresistible drift towards late-Rocky melodrama.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Castillo’s talent for spiritually attuned atmospherics could be her USP among Chile’s current crop of directors with idiosyncratic slants on their country’s recent past.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The apparently depressing twist gives Linoleum’s entropy-defying optimism successful lift-off.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The close-knit ethos might well explain the franchise’s gleefully perverse sense of fun, but the truth is this love-in features too much filler.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Fleshed out in 3D animation, the action – feinting, pivoting and occasionally soaring high above the stands – feels resplendently immediate.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The pay-off is a fast-moving, good-looking gallop of Mission: Impossible-style mask play, languorous conniving in courtyards and occasional outbreaks of derring-do that chews up three hours without pausing for quail sandwiches.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    A sombre, steadfast argument for art’s life-giving properties.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Becoming Cousteau is no hagiography, but greater distance might have also allowed Garbus to reflect more on the man’s environmental legacy.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Casas has an undeniable nose for middle-class peccadilloes, but tone is everything.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If it’s not quite devious enough overall, Redux Redux still opens up a punchy murder-revenge side alley for the genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The directors and Dastmalchian – high on his own bogus gravitas – have fun with a fresh premise that reminds us that light entertainment is the anteroom of hell.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    All the exertion – fleshed out in visuals that veer from Astro Boy-aping cutesiness to interestingly rough closeups, as if the animation itself is fraying in the heat of battle – pays diminishing dividends. The panoply of powers begin to seem interchangeable, the character arcs dim.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Barfoot taps into liminal terrors more effectively through the visuals, from the gracefully shot fugue states experienced by stepmother and surrogate son, to a sinewy barrelling nightmare-beast that has apparently escaped from a Chris Cunningham video.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Charli XCX’s drive and heart are infectious, even for non-Angels.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It still just about puts the id in Hasidic, thanks to spiritually atmospheric cinematography and a twitchy, expressive performance from Davis, who resembles Riz Ahmed, and wards off evil with that most Jewish of charms: heroic self-deprecation.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite possessing unusually detailed context for a thriller, it’s a bit like diplomatic efforts in the region: the same old story.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Belli’s supple direction – reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s pop’n’snap – keeps its energy levels high as it roves around the living room that is its main location; it also exults in the occasional set-piece, such as the players’ Jazzercise routine. There aren’t quite enough of these zany segues, but with a larger budget, you can smell the franchise potential here.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If Atkinson isn’t quite the Coen inheritor he aspires to be, this hectic flurry of schemers, snatchers and low-lifes puts him three-quarters of the way to inventing a new genre: Texan noir farce.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    New Life makes the most of Jessica’s fraught interactions on the road, with spasmodic bursts of bubo-popping horror.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This tale of freelance underworld fixer Akilla Brown, played with careworn wisdom by Saul Williams, doesn’t live up to its sharp tailoring and has too much faith in fatigued beats from the gangster-film locker.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    There’s nothing revolutionary here, but the hybrid of old-style battle manga with a more modern oneiric sensibility feels a little different from standard superhero loudhailing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    While Knight and team duck origin-story slavishness that has dogged so much recent franchise work, they succeed in reviving the playful Saturday-morning-serial spirit of the original 80s Transformers.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The four-part shuffle keeps it lively, and Naud is an imposing black hole.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s not quite the full grand cru period drama from the Merchant Ivory vintage, but rather a semi-sparkling biopic.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The opportunistic genre-welding holds together thanks to vivid performances. Bolger makes a slightly implausible character arc completely convincing, graduating from panicky improvisation to grim determination.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    In the end this is a fundamentally genre-subservient film, staying within the safe lines that absolves it from getting close to the true horrors it hints at.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both of the leads keep it low-key, with 95-year-old Renaud’s unfussy reminiscences dotted with defiant irony, and the initially unforthcoming Boon opening up under her cajoling as naturally as a flower.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Developed by China’s Supreme People’s Procuratorate and directed by butt-kicking luminary Donnie Yen, The Prosecutor is a bizarre mashup of courtroom procedural and action flick; it is just as keen on lionising due process and the “shining light” of Chinese justice as it is on reducing civic infrastructure to smithereens in several standout bouts.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that, as it ramps up, this generational tension isn’t dramatised with the sharpness it might have been.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The finale is more of a schmaltzy salute to the guide-dog ethos than intimate documentation of the new owners’ stories. The street training sequences, though – shot in swooping knee-high Steadicam – are thrilling; mini kerbside action movies.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Where it initially threatens to be a new The Thing, it finally serves up sloppy zomcom; just about enough for a Friday night but not much else.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It might work if Rita was a more appealing protagonist, capable of wringing out gallows humour or personal tragedy from her predicament.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Emblazoned with mouthy Big Short-style info-dumps, and with a phone-selling scene reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, Body Brokers outwardly seems to be aiming for high Scorsesian amoral operatics. But given the originality of Swab’s take, it’s a shame he couldn’t find the film a more appropriate style: at heart it is a more sober film intent on declaring its outrage.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Mäkelä is too in bed with his protagonist’s objectives to develop the kind of perspective that might yield richer insights into the life/art trade-off.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The film coheres quietly, thanks in no small part to the two excellent child performances.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even in terms of its attempted emotional cross-section of the pandemic, Convergence spreads its net too wide.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Without any real stylisation to shake up Nolan’s inner realities beyond bog-standard techno-realism, this sunken place has no strong signature of its own – and little to add to the African American experience.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This sharply crafted piece talks the talk and finally threatens to walk the walk.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little narrative, beyond the Wembley gig approaching; and, more crucially, little conflict, outer or inner.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Ivo van Aart’s movie gives full rein to that desire and is snappily directed – but in the end there is something self-satisfied and sententious about his feminist revenge flick.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Director Axelle Carolyn maintains a pleasingly teasing rhythm so it’s a pity that, as the sprightly nursing-home gothic fun winds up, it descends into Scooby Dooish over-explication.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Haze is excellent: pacing, weeping, baring his teeth and adding ample unruly emotion to his prison.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Charbonier and Powell like moving through the apartment in Steadicam but this results in a soupy style that seeks to cover for the lack of positional imagination and rigour in the script.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The closing stretch – including an exorcism in an imam’s incantation-lined apartment (interior design goals!) – is brutally effective. By this time, Aisha Kandisha is a towering succubus; postcolonial theory stomping in on a pair of terrifying goat’s hooves.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Parker clearly has ideas he’s aiming at, but lets his target slip in the fog of war.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Civetta ably dashing off a couple of desperate kidnap attempts, The Gateway manages to scrabble over the line.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Strangely, given Prieto’s visual acumen, the film is also a bit bland visually, bar a flashy prologue kicked off by the camera sinking into the bowels of the earth. But the story has enough residual power to deliver a dark night of the Mexican soul nonetheless.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Visually ravishing though it is, Scarlet is a hefty disappointment from director Mamoru Hosoda, a leading light from whom we expect more than an incoherent and overbearing fantasy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It gets turgid in its final third but backed by director Gigi Saul Guerrero’s cartoonish punch, Barraza’s cantankerous grimace and hair-trigger rejoinders are a pure pleasure.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Too many scenes of sub-vaudeville witchy cavorting suggest Kramer hasn’t completely mastered her own poetic register. But it is bracing to watch her reach for the stylised impact needed to carry her ideas about social identity; exactly the kind of the expressive messiness this wing of the post-#MeToo film industry should be engaging in if the old order isn’t going to reimpose itself.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even if the skimpy detailing of Sal and Vince’s past leaves the finale verging on sentimentality, rather than fully exposing the self-inflicted wound it’s supposed to be, Salvable’s overall melancholic undertow is hard to resist.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    With scant visual bite, perhaps it should’ve been called Evil Ear.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    How Herbig fails to capitalise on the sheer physical terror of their flight – the balloon’s basket is more a flimsily strung boxing ring – makes you wish someone like Werner Herzog had mounted this mad escapade for real.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Some of the storytelling gets clotted, leaning too much on the girls shrilly screaming at each other. Bad Things, though, is sharply filmed, with cinematographer Grant Greenberg feng-shuiing the hotel spaces into tone-setting tableaux (with a touch of Twin Peaks’ kitsch).
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    At 85 minutes, Destroy All Neighbors gets a little indulgent, and the plot, as William finds his creative mojo in the company of his newly acquired ghoulish ensemble, is throwaway. But it’s a gleeful lo-fi rampage all the same.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Hunt, though, gives an excellent performance in the lead role, agilely running the gamut from deadened admin serf and hipster-bar dating veteran, to infatuated young lover, to abuse victim. She brings emotional suppleness and complexity to what is – despite some flaws – a bold and stylish take on the endless samsara of digital romance.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Christophe Honoré, now edging into veteran status with his 12th film, once again steps up to the oche of desire and infidelity. But this peppy, flighty and self-involved film – a hybrid of marital drama, chamber piece, erotic farce and crypto-musical – hovers frustratingly outside the bullseye.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Its history assignment comes out pretty jumbled but this breezy YA vampire flick shrugs “whatever” and gets back to nailing the undead.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This docu-portrait verges on corporate promo at times, though there are a couple of telling vignettes in the second half.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    A film about a virus-ravaged country under lockdown should be able to hit cogent parallels at will at the moment – but a numbing repetition is sadly the main payout.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The 68-year-old Chan slips down off Red Hare like a limber teenager. But horse aside, he largely retreads old ground here, with a handful of shambolic dustups that, apart from the enterprising use of a wicker rocking chair, are pretty standard Jackie.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Prospective future instalments might want to aim higher than mere competency.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Given the inherent lack of drama in the kind of unbreakable faith on display here, anyone wishing to tell the story needs to work much harder than this laboured treatment to wring any nuance, conflict or indeed true sublimity from it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    If following The Unholy Trinity’s various tracks is sometimes frustrating, it’s still rare enough: a red-blooded and essentially satisfying western.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The visually overworked Dark Match feels oddly underworked at the same time.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It doesn’t help that the film takes itself with Deliverance-like seriousness, and fails to really acknowledge its absurdity.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dockery maintains rigour and bite at the centre as the genial jailer, and there’s an edginess to Spielberg’s direction, the camera roving around this posse of junior desperadoes and suggesting she may have inherited a certain cinematic intuition. But, like the abomination upstairs, she takes a ragged first bite here.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little payoff, with Fickman running shy of the full-blooded commitment to make his film a proper weepie and instead constantly reverting to sassy, annoyingly self-aware comedy that makes light of everything.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The net effect of Debbie Harry popping up at 10-second intervals on the soundtrack to top up levels of ironic sass is to highlight how that quality is in generally short supply in the script.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Rose looks great – her androgynous poise reminiscent of the young Angelina Jolie – and does a capable job carrying Vanquish. But you wonder if this noir-filtered, John Wick-apeing thriller is a little too stripped-back for its own good to advance her career.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This has cosmic charm aplenty.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This intelligently performed film is still a welcome look at a vital and underappreciated duty of state.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Hewlett Jr often chronicling events in cool monochrome, shooting in close proximity if not exactly total intimacy, this snappy scrapbook tips the hat to the infectious creativity of Albarn’s travelling circus.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The directing is serviceable, but some rote imagery – especially the ominous crow of death – also likes to hit us over the head. Reddick should have concentrated on giving the characters that kind of treatment.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The daft title tries to promise splatterhouse brazenness, but actually fesses up to the film’s lack of imagination.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Not just a valuable crash course in digital-age hermeneutics, this is a gauntlet thrown down to film-makers with an old-fashioned belief in the truth.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Like the drilling operation, this was a script in sore need of a clean-up operation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that Durall doesn’t find his torrid and sophisticated story the visual register it deserves, leaving The Offering with a humdrum televisual ambience that’s a bit unsatisfying.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins make a fine odd couple in this meatily satisfying action film – once it gets moving.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is a certain Cartesian buzz to be had from Sensation if you abandon all hope of following the plot, and let it wash over you. But that won’t help when it tries to land a final twist that is supposed to bend minds, but is more likely to exhaust patience.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Patric’s inscrutable performance recedes intriguingly while Elwes over-reaches, suggesting a man locked in internal combat.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Neither slicing under the genre’s surface, nor dicing the heritage well, this reboot is more an unseemly act of IP cannibalism.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite the uneven execution, Condor’s Nest has just enough bite.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It’s both by the book and dispiritingly vague.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.

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