Phil Hoad
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37% higher than the average critic
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13% same as the average critic
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50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics.
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Phil Hoad's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 61 | |
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| Highest review score: | Violation | |
| Lowest review score: | Shark Bait | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 48 out of 167
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Mixed: 117 out of 167
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Negative: 2 out of 167
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- Phil Hoad
Not just a valuable crash course in digital-age hermeneutics, this is a gauntlet thrown down to film-makers with an old-fashioned belief in the truth.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 14, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
It’s a shame that Durall doesn’t find his torrid and sophisticated story the visual register it deserves, leaving The Offering with a humdrum televisual ambience that’s a bit unsatisfying.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 27, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
If the film is frustratingly nebulous as its layers of reality intermingle, it is a neonatal nightmare that undoubtedly envelops you in its feelbad embrace.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 11, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
This is a perfectly accurate board-game adaptation insofar as it’s well-packaged, undemanding fun.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 22, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
It’s a shame that, as it ramps up, this generational tension isn’t dramatised with the sharpness it might have been.- The Guardian
- Posted May 20, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
New Life makes the most of Jessica’s fraught interactions on the road, with spasmodic bursts of bubo-popping horror.- The Guardian
- Posted May 29, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Charli XCX’s drive and heart are infectious, even for non-Angels.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 13, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
The pay-off is a fast-moving, good-looking gallop of Mission: Impossible-style mask play, languorous conniving in courtyards and occasional outbreaks of derring-do that chews up three hours without pausing for quail sandwiches.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 28, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 11, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
It still just about puts the id in Hasidic, thanks to spiritually atmospheric cinematography and a twitchy, expressive performance from Davis, who resembles Riz Ahmed, and wards off evil with that most Jewish of charms: heroic self-deprecation.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
If this hymn to love’s persistence wobbles occasionally, it’s good to see an independent British film going for broke.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
The 68-year-old Chan slips down off Red Hare like a limber teenager. But horse aside, he largely retreads old ground here, with a handful of shambolic dustups that, apart from the enterprising use of a wicker rocking chair, are pretty standard Jackie.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 9, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
This sharply crafted piece talks the talk and finally threatens to walk the walk.- The Guardian
- Posted May 27, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Hunt, though, gives an excellent performance in the lead role, agilely running the gamut from deadened admin serf and hipster-bar dating veteran, to infatuated young lover, to abuse victim. She brings emotional suppleness and complexity to what is – despite some flaws – a bold and stylish take on the endless samsara of digital romance.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 14, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Too many scenes of sub-vaudeville witchy cavorting suggest Kramer hasn’t completely mastered her own poetic register. But it is bracing to watch her reach for the stylised impact needed to carry her ideas about social identity; exactly the kind of the expressive messiness this wing of the post-#MeToo film industry should be engaging in if the old order isn’t going to reimpose itself.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 13, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
At 85 minutes, Destroy All Neighbors gets a little indulgent, and the plot, as William finds his creative mojo in the company of his newly acquired ghoulish ensemble, is throwaway. But it’s a gleeful lo-fi rampage all the same.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 10, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Both of the leads keep it low-key, with 95-year-old Renaud’s unfussy reminiscences dotted with defiant irony, and the initially unforthcoming Boon opening up under her cajoling as naturally as a flower.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 14, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Strangely, given Prieto’s visual acumen, the film is also a bit bland visually, bar a flashy prologue kicked off by the camera sinking into the bowels of the earth. But the story has enough residual power to deliver a dark night of the Mexican soul nonetheless.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 6, 2024
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- Posted Jan 28, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Some of the storytelling gets clotted, leaning too much on the girls shrilly screaming at each other. Bad Things, though, is sharply filmed, with cinematographer Grant Greenberg feng-shuiing the hotel spaces into tone-setting tableaux (with a touch of Twin Peaks’ kitsch).- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 15, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
This hectic fantasia struggles to plumb deeper depths.- The Guardian
- Posted May 7, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Christophe Honoré, now edging into veteran status with his 12th film, once again steps up to the oche of desire and infidelity. But this peppy, flighty and self-involved film – a hybrid of marital drama, chamber piece, erotic farce and crypto-musical – hovers frustratingly outside the bullseye.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 17, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
Parker clearly has ideas he’s aiming at, but lets his target slip in the fog of war.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 20, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Mäkelä is too in bed with his protagonist’s objectives to develop the kind of perspective that might yield richer insights into the life/art trade-off.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Developed by China’s Supreme People’s Procuratorate and directed by butt-kicking luminary Donnie Yen, The Prosecutor is a bizarre mashup of courtroom procedural and action flick; it is just as keen on lionising due process and the “shining light” of Chinese justice as it is on reducing civic infrastructure to smithereens in several standout bouts.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Haze is excellent: pacing, weeping, baring his teeth and adding ample unruly emotion to his prison.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 7, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Where it initially threatens to be a new The Thing, it finally serves up sloppy zomcom; just about enough for a Friday night but not much else.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 20, 2026
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- Posted Dec 3, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Despite its somewhat diffuse centre, Collins’ film still has a straightforward poignancy, with subtle and dignified performances across the board.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 25, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Castillo’s talent for spiritually attuned atmospherics could be her USP among Chile’s current crop of directors with idiosyncratic slants on their country’s recent past.- The Guardian
- Posted May 23, 2019
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- Phil Hoad
While Knight and team duck origin-story slavishness that has dogged so much recent franchise work, they succeed in reviving the playful Saturday-morning-serial spirit of the original 80s Transformers.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 9, 2018
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- Phil Hoad
Despite possessing unusually detailed context for a thriller, it’s a bit like diplomatic efforts in the region: the same old story.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 14, 2018
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- Phil Hoad
If Atkinson isn’t quite the Coen inheritor he aspires to be, this hectic flurry of schemers, snatchers and low-lifes puts him three-quarters of the way to inventing a new genre: Texan noir farce.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 8, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
In the end this is a fundamentally genre-subservient film, staying within the safe lines that absolves it from getting close to the true horrors it hints at.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 26, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Without any real stylisation to shake up Nolan’s inner realities beyond bog-standard techno-realism, this sunken place has no strong signature of its own – and little to add to the African American experience.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 6, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
Its history assignment comes out pretty jumbled but this breezy YA vampire flick shrugs “whatever” and gets back to nailing the undead.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 29, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
It gets turgid in its final third but backed by director Gigi Saul Guerrero’s cartoonish punch, Barraza’s cantankerous grimace and hair-trigger rejoinders are a pure pleasure.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 29, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
If it’s not quite devious enough overall, Redux Redux still opens up a punchy murder-revenge side alley for the genre.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 17, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Where it’s lacking in psychological bite, Wardriver’s demi-monde is convincingly venal in general terms. Thomas lends it enough fast-driving attack and romanticised ferment that it might just pass in the darkness for a Michael Mann film.- The Guardian
- Posted May 8, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Belli’s supple direction – reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s pop’n’snap – keeps its energy levels high as it roves around the living room that is its main location; it also exults in the occasional set-piece, such as the players’ Jazzercise routine. There aren’t quite enough of these zany segues, but with a larger budget, you can smell the franchise potential here.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 21, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 18, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
With Civetta ably dashing off a couple of desperate kidnap attempts, The Gateway manages to scrabble over the line.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 23, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
It’s not quite the full grand cru period drama from the Merchant Ivory vintage, but rather a semi-sparkling biopic.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 20, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
The closing stretch – including an exorcism in an imam’s incantation-lined apartment (interior design goals!) – is brutally effective. By this time, Aisha Kandisha is a towering succubus; postcolonial theory stomping in on a pair of terrifying goat’s hooves.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 21, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Even if the skimpy detailing of Sal and Vince’s past leaves the finale verging on sentimentality, rather than fully exposing the self-inflicted wound it’s supposed to be, Salvable’s overall melancholic undertow is hard to resist.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 8, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
The opportunistic genre-welding holds together thanks to vivid performances. Bolger makes a slightly implausible character arc completely convincing, graduating from panicky improvisation to grim determination.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 16, 2020
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- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Emblazoned with mouthy Big Short-style info-dumps, and with a phone-selling scene reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, Body Brokers outwardly seems to be aiming for high Scorsesian amoral operatics. But given the originality of Swab’s take, it’s a shame he couldn’t find the film a more appropriate style: at heart it is a more sober film intent on declaring its outrage.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 1, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Both leads are good, but the ultra-controlled Løkke – with his poster-boy looks and too-timely smiles – is pivotal to stringing out the farce.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 14, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Director Axelle Carolyn maintains a pleasingly teasing rhythm so it’s a pity that, as the sprightly nursing-home gothic fun winds up, it descends into Scooby Dooish over-explication.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Tightly paced and snappily directed, this is decent-quality Chinese screwball, if a touch overlong.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 30, 2025
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- Posted Nov 28, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
The finale is more of a schmaltzy salute to the guide-dog ethos than intimate documentation of the new owners’ stories. The street training sequences, though – shot in swooping knee-high Steadicam – are thrilling; mini kerbside action movies.- The Guardian
- Posted May 18, 2019
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- Phil Hoad
Even in terms of its attempted emotional cross-section of the pandemic, Convergence spreads its net too wide.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
It is a shame that either Chinese authorities had a word, or producers decided to aim for brownie points by fitting No More Bets out as an anti-fraud public-messaging spot – because Ao Shen’s thriller is otherwise a snappily directed and intriguing entrée to the industry of online deception.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
With Hewlett Jr often chronicling events in cool monochrome, shooting in close proximity if not exactly total intimacy, this snappy scrapbook tips the hat to the infectious creativity of Albarn’s travelling circus.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 12, 2019
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- Phil Hoad
The film coheres quietly, thanks in no small part to the two excellent child performances.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 10, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Initially performed with a slightly incongruous general chirpiness, the film then blazes over the top into a cartoonish frenzy. But otherwise it’s a well-conceived disintegration, with clear sight of the terrain, both outer and inner.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 4, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
The directors and Dastmalchian – high on his own bogus gravitas – have fun with a fresh premise that reminds us that light entertainment is the anteroom of hell.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 18, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
The apparently depressing twist gives Linoleum’s entropy-defying optimism successful lift-off.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 13, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
This intelligently performed film is still a welcome look at a vital and underappreciated duty of state.- The Guardian
- Posted May 29, 2019
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- Phil Hoad
The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 6, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
If following The Unholy Trinity’s various tracks is sometimes frustrating, it’s still rare enough: a red-blooded and essentially satisfying western.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 21, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Dockery maintains rigour and bite at the centre as the genial jailer, and there’s an edginess to Spielberg’s direction, the camera roving around this posse of junior desperadoes and suggesting she may have inherited a certain cinematic intuition. But, like the abomination upstairs, she takes a ragged first bite here.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 23, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 23, 2022
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- The Guardian
- Posted May 25, 2023
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- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 22, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
At one point, Michel Troisgros insists that cuisine is not cinema, but real life. But Wiseman continually spotlights the importance of close observation in ingredients, taste, preparation and presentation that enables the elevation of the material world into art; from creme brulee forensics, to the staff finicking with the tableware until the setting is just-so.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 1, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 24, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Fleshed out in 3D animation, the action – feinting, pivoting and occasionally soaring high above the stands – feels resplendently immediate.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 22, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
It’s hard to deny Fuhrman’s pinch-faced vehemence and the film’s hallucinatory verve.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 29, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Barfoot taps into liminal terrors more effectively through the visuals, from the gracefully shot fugue states experienced by stepmother and surrogate son, to a sinewy barrelling nightmare-beast that has apparently escaped from a Chris Cunningham video.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 10, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Becoming Cousteau is no hagiography, but greater distance might have also allowed Garbus to reflect more on the man’s environmental legacy.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 10, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
There’s nothing revolutionary here, but the hybrid of old-style battle manga with a more modern oneiric sensibility feels a little different from standard superhero loudhailing.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 15, 2024
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- Phil Hoad
Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins make a fine odd couple in this meatily satisfying action film – once it gets moving.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 18, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
How Herbig fails to capitalise on the sheer physical terror of their flight – the balloon’s basket is more a flimsily strung boxing ring – makes you wish someone like Werner Herzog had mounted this mad escapade for real.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 20, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
Rose looks great – her androgynous poise reminiscent of the young Angelina Jolie – and does a capable job carrying Vanquish. But you wonder if this noir-filtered, John Wick-apeing thriller is a little too stripped-back for its own good to advance her career.- The Guardian
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Sadly, this tonally shaky and borderline-sociopathic outing doesn’t have the class or skill to be part of the much-needed renaissance for the genre.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 18, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
Ivo van Aart’s movie gives full rein to that desire and is snappily directed – but in the end there is something self-satisfied and sententious about his feminist revenge flick.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 8, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
There is little narrative, beyond the Wembley gig approaching; and, more crucially, little conflict, outer or inner.- The Guardian
- Posted May 20, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 8, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
All the exertion – fleshed out in visuals that veer from Astro Boy-aping cutesiness to interestingly rough closeups, as if the animation itself is fraying in the heat of battle – pays diminishing dividends. The panoply of powers begin to seem interchangeable, the character arcs dim.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 26, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 28, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Liu almost manages to throttle up how Lei and the instructors push themselves and their planes into something dramatically interesting, but it never ignites. In the meantime, this is less a movie, more a flying foreign policy document.- The Guardian
- Posted May 10, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.- The Guardian
- Posted May 30, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
Dark Asset finally finds a semi-satisfying groove as John’s grand design is revealed, even if it consists of too many borrowed parts to be a real quantum leap.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 12, 2023
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- Phil Hoad
Visually ravishing though it is, Scarlet is a hefty disappointment from director Mamoru Hosoda, a leading light from whom we expect more than an incoherent and overbearing fantasy.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 9, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
This tale of freelance underworld fixer Akilla Brown, played with careworn wisdom by Saul Williams, doesn’t live up to its sharp tailoring and has too much faith in fatigued beats from the gangster-film locker.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 24, 2022
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- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 1, 2025
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- Phil Hoad
This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 16, 2022
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- Phil Hoad
A film about a virus-ravaged country under lockdown should be able to hit cogent parallels at will at the moment – but a numbing repetition is sadly the main payout.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 10, 2020
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- Phil Hoad
Doeren clearly has a feel for the bear necessities, but the human interest hardly gets its boots on.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 27, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
The net effect of Debbie Harry popping up at 10-second intervals on the soundtrack to top up levels of ironic sass is to highlight how that quality is in generally short supply in the script.- The Guardian
- Posted Jul 23, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
The directing is serviceable, but some rote imagery – especially the ominous crow of death – also likes to hit us over the head. Reddick should have concentrated on giving the characters that kind of treatment.- The Guardian
- Posted Jun 14, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Amid this farrago, the political critique comes over more like accidental backspatter than meaningful statement.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 27, 2026
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- Phil Hoad
The daft title tries to promise splatterhouse brazenness, but actually fesses up to the film’s lack of imagination.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2021
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- Phil Hoad
Casas has an undeniable nose for middle-class peccadilloes, but tone is everything.- The Guardian
- Posted May 13, 2024
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