Phil de Semlyen

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For 492 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 492
492 movie reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a pungent articulation of American chaos. The problem is that it’s not telling us much that we don’t already know.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If the pay-off aims for the gut and misses, the journey to that point provides a searing microcosm of a corrupt and degrading system.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s often enthralling – especially with Murphy at its heart – though rarely explosive.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s more than enough here to hope that Cronenberg still has a masterpiece or two yet to be emerge from within.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Thelma is neither as funny nor as Marmite-y as Little Miss Sunshine, a kindred spirit in the quirky indie realm, but its light shines in myriad little character beats.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s hampered by a pedestrian script and an improbable ending, but always catches fire when the supercharged Law is on screen.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The big challenge for The Last Duel is to depict a world in which women are marginalised and disempowered without doing the same thing to its female characters. Maybe it should have ceded more of its cold stone floor to Marguerite.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The two parallel stories never quite gel, more often pulling focus from each other just a major revelation seems to be in the offing.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Heady with cordite fumes and high on its violent spectacle, this Chris Hemsworth-fronted action-thriller makes for a surprise-free but passable lockdown watch.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Gran Turismo may ultimately be a glossy marketing exercise, but there are moments that’ll leave you with the right kind of whiplash.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    You have to hope that Hardy is not this annoying in real life, because by the time Dashcam’s supernatural menace reveals itself, you’re firmly on Team Blood-Spewing-Zombie. Maybe that’s the point. It’s hard to tell.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s all heading somewhere special as Kelly muses on masculinity and colonialism, but then coherence gives way to flashy visuals and bursts of expressionistic violence.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    In short, the raw materials are there for a fun – if throwback – genre piece of the kind that kept ’90s cinema stocked with stiffs. Alas, the tension dissipates in a tangle of muddled subplots, sluggish pacing and some strange decisions from director Tomas Alfredson (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy). The result isn’t a Bone Collector, never mind a Se7en.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It feels a little too skin deep; a film content to get by on its vicarious thrills. And the rush eventually wears off.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    A humdrum remake of a crackerjack thriller, this never gets out of second gear despite a classy cast and intriguing premise. Credit to Dean Norris for playing a character called Bumpy with an entirely straight face.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    For all its freedom to reimagine her life and rescue her from cultural victimhood, Blonde is just a bit too willing to chuck her overboard and watch her flounder.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Not all of these vignettes are duds – Amy’s meet-cute with Blake Fielder-Civil (Jack O’Connell, excellent) over pints and pool in a Camden boozer is genuinely terrific – but they don’t make a script that already feels soft-soaped to get the Winehouse’s estate’s approval, feel any less pedestrian.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Slick but forgettable, Fuqua’s suicide squad is a macho posse movie that could use a jab of fun. It’s The Magnificent Seven, but the “magnificent” is silent.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    A curveball from the man who made "2012" and "Independence Day" and probably only a brief respite for the world's major cities.It's more of an interesting curio to a blockbuster career but there's fun to be had here if you look hard enough.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    For a man so singular, the film’s chronological approach feels conventional and there’s little of the spark or fantasy he infused into his work in evidence.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a movie that got up on the wrong side of the bed and compensated with four quadruple espressos.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Burdened with an underwritten part, the curiously flavourless Styles struggles to match Pugh for intensity as husband and wife fly at each other – one’s ambition at risk from the other’s intuition – and the couple’s chemistry fizzles out. It’s a crucial flaw in a film that needs to sell us at least one thing that feels real in its world of artifice.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    A romantic fantasia set in Istanbul, George Miller’s mystical confection operates like the genie at its heart: it’s full of visual sleight-of-hand and boasts plenty of storytelling power, but soon disappears from your mind in a puff of smoke.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Best of all is the reliably brilliant Rose Byrne, whose scathing Republican strategist turns up to torment Zimmer.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    You can see the sweat on stage, but it’s harder to detect in the filmmaking.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    No one expected this long-delayed piece of Michael Jackson pop-aganda to lay bare the man behind the myths and myriad controversies in forensic style. And yet… this soft-ball character study of the King of Pop only doubles down on the former, while completely ignoring the latter, hitting all the usual dreary biopic beats along the way.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    A winning double act never quite gels in a fish-out-of-water road-trip caper — think ‘National Lampoon’s Gringo Vacation’ — that leans hard on its stars’ charms and very lightly on coherent plotting.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Zemeckis’ old-school romance has its moments and Cotillard gives it her all, but it lacks the zip and chemistry to truly spark.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Terrence Malick’s Hollywood tale is a frustratingly fleeting experience, a sleepwalk through Tinseltown that beguiles you with its visual artistry but leaves only the faintest of impressions when the curtain falls.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    The class satire, the strongest suit of its Ealing ancestor, is blunter than a burglar’s cosh. The murders should be the juice in this devilish cocktail, especially with Zach Woods, Topher Grace and Ed Harris as the marks. But the deaths are throwaway affairs.

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