Phil de Semlyen

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For 492 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 492
492 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Where the movie truly comes into its own is in its boldly framed, heart-wrenching coda.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Cramming Amsterdam’s myriad subplots and political angles into a coherent two hours ultimately proves beyond Russell. But tight narrative isn’t really what fuels the writer-director. He’s more about arming electric performers with offbeat, talky scenes and catching the lightning that sparks in a bottle. And the bottle here is full to the brim.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Motel Destino never deviates radically enough from that tried-and-tested Postman template to throw up too many surprises. The result is frisky but fleeting.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Grab your nan, put the kettle on and enjoy some exceedingly fine thesps hamming it up royally.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a lurid psychological horror that’ll thrill midnight movie crowds.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s frenetic, brashly executed and so full of shooting, you’ll stagger away with tinnitus.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The authenticity is immersive, even if the historical exposition occasionally feels like prep for an exam no one’s warned you about.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even with its cramp-preventing intermission, Occupied City’s epic runtime doesn’t deliver the same accretion of emotional power that makes, say, Claude Lanzmann’s nine-hour Holocaust doc, Shoah, so great. Instead, it begins to open itself up to monotony and worse, glibness.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Greengrass’s heart lies in exploring the ways a nation processes such a horrific, unexpected event, but Breivik’s odious ideas also get a comprehensive airing along the way. It makes for an uncomfortable, challenging watch.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Much easier to admire and appreciate than it is to fall head over heels for, The French Dispatch has Wes Anderson in full megamix mode as he packs three short stories into an anthology structure that bubbles with flamboyance and ideas, before keeling over under the weight of own narrative cargo.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    And Pattinson? He’s solid enough, but the role seems to neutralise his greatest strengths, stifling his edgy, eccentric charisma under a morose, dutiful shell. He’s just another ever-searching crusader in a shadowy world. Hopefully next time he’ll be able to find the fun.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s an old cliché about biopics that if the story wasn’t true, you probably wouldn’t believe it. The Keeper takes it a step further: you know it’s true and you still don’t believe it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For brain-free Friday night viewing, you could do much worse than spend 90 blood-soaked minutes with not-so-gentle Ben.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The third part of Berg’s unofficial Americans-in-crisis trilogy will play better for US audiences than overseas, but it’s still a pacy and often enthralling disaster movie.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Its trump card, of course, is Zellweger, who blows through the film in a gust of jittery energy, wounded ego and half-buried star quality. The transformation is startling.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A high-altitude horror – think a Bram Stoker reworking of *The Shining* or Shutter Highland – of real craft. Ultimately, though, the plot turns out to be thinner than the air.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ridley Scott delivers a spectacular but flavourless French history lesson.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Still, if his doc is as toothless as Cookie Monster 2.0, it’s still a nostalgic treat to spend time with the man who gave us Kermit, Big Bird and the Goblin King.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    This fun, pacy addition to the dino disaster franchise doesn’t do much that’s particularly new – though what it does, it does with a fair whack of panache.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As a supernatural chiller, In Flames finds itself undermined by its own everyday horrors.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Generic, sure, but gripping enough, Apex has located a corner of God’s own country where the devil reigns.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    You’d call it Tarantino-esque but for the pacing and lack of a soundtrack. (Even Tarantino might have cut a couple of these baggy subplots.)
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not nearly as good as Logan or X2, but it’s a whole lot better than the eyeball-poking affliction that was X-Men: Apocalypse. On the flipside, it still feels like a fairly pointless retread of Chris Claremont and John Byrne’s The Dark Phoenix Saga, which we’ve already seen (and hated) in Brett Ratner’s 2006 disaster X-Men: The Last Stand.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With the faintest debt to The Exorcist and HR Giger, and a barnstorming turn from Imelda Staunton turn as a nun with some dark secrets of her own, Garai has found an arresting way to position male sexual violence: as an age-old curse that brings with it the bitterest of consequences.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Life in The Damned Don’t Cry is brutally unfair, and Boulifa offers no easy answers. But thanks to the compassionate filmmaker and his two impressive leads, it’s a compelling watch.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If the final act is a bit dull and the anarchic Reynolds factor ends up muzzled, director Rob Letterman makes sure not to lose that self-aware edge altogether, while providing enough Pokémon Easter eggs to satisfy the most demanding fan. He’s also helped invent a whole new movie genre: cuddly noir.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It falls short of enchanting but it's never less than fun and likable. Watch it through the eyes of your inner teenager and you’ll have a blast.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even by the writer-director’s standards of naturalistic, middle-class restraint, it’s a ruminative experience that borders on slow-going. But The Eternal Daughter is also an ode to mothers and daughters that will leave a few teary messes in the stalls, and it’s beautifully acted by Tilda Swinton in not one, but two roles.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    South African director Oliver Hermanus finds plenty of deep feeling and sincerity here but his beautiful-looking, measured period piece gets stifled by its own languors – especially in a first half that needs a slug or two of moonshine to inject some life into it.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As it is, it’s an atmospheric, sporadically disquieting depiction of fatherhood in freefall.

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