Phil de Semlyen

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For 492 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 492
492 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A treat for cricket fans who'll thrill to this nostalgic look back at one of sport's greatest teams.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With no Ghibli film in the offing (although My Neighbor Totoro is getting a UK cinema re-release in August), The Imaginary is an often delightful way to fill the anime gap.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Genre fans will admire the ceaseless mayhem of this rare Indian entry to the carnage canon. It’s not The Raid, or even this year’s Monkey Man, but it’s got some slick moves of its own.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The film’s themes of inclusion, family and multiculturalism may be broadly delivered, but they definitely don’t all miss the mark.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Director Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters) can do this stuff with his eyes closed, and sometimes it feels like he might be doing that as the plot chugs from London to Berlin and secrets are duly uncovered. But there’s enough visual flair to elevate things above standard genre fare.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Finding positive manifestations for mass groups of men marching through cities in identical clothing is no mean feat, but you’ll walk away from Ultras with a new understanding of a misunderstood phenomenon.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not quite Roman Holiday, but it’s got a charm of its own.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Still, cumbersome plotting aside, there’s enough gory mayhem and genuine zingers to make Deadpool & Wolverine a fun ride in a packed and up-for-it cinema.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As with his first directorial effort, the ace meta-horror The Cabin in the Woods, Goddard has a blast toying with genre expectations, although here the payoff is a lot less satisfying.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Short on plot, long on silliness, the return of the little yellow troublemakers is a fun but fleeting helium high.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For those masters of small-scale vérité social dramas, it’s such a bracing sensation to see them tiptoeing into genre terrain, you’ll forgive the fact that the villains are two-dimensional and that the ending is jarringly abrupt.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A woolly family caper with a nostalgic flavour, The Sheep Detectives conjures flattering comparisons with Babe.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a vicarious pleasure to let The Dig’s warm, gauzy light wash over you. Blanketed in defiant optimism and soaked in summer sun, it’s definitely one to watch with your nan. When you’re allowed to, obvs.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a great adventure story, and Dower’s ebullient doc captures the exhilaration of following it on the news at the time. Perhaps it’s time Piccard embarked on another one of his quixotic expeditions.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Christopher Nolan’s frosty espionage sci-fi delivers visual intensity but little heart.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It seems a strange thing to say about a film featuring a giant man-eating mallard, but a bit more eccentricity wouldn’t have gone amiss.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As so often the case, this Marvel effort is best when its talented cast is flinging around snarky banter and self-aware asides.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Bad Guys will work better for kids than adults: the comedy is broad, with farting not just a major source of laughs but an entire plot device, and the characters aren’t quite as lovable as the movie thinks they are, despite a winning voice cast that also boasts Marc Maron, Zazie Beetz and Awkwafina.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The acting is a bubbling fondue of clashing styles.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Friend is a poignantly affecting watch that mostly earns its emotional payoff, delivering gentle laughs along the way.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Gardening has never been so creepy.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The storytelling never lacks for sincerity and quiet power. It’s a cry from the heart with a courageous message.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Long-time fans will love it, even if its charms wear a bit thin for anyone who doesn’t already have Kurupt FM on their dial.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The ending offers only a slightly clichéd vision of emancipation that leaves the picture not much clearer. After showing how hard life can be, it feels a little bit too easy.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s far from a ham-fisted, tasteless Bialystocky nightmare. But neither does it avoid some jarring dissonance, as Celie, a young Black woman in 1900s Georgia, goes from a deep personal hell to some hard-won peace via slickly choreographed saloon-bar stompers, banjo-picking blues numbers, and an awkwardly-staged soul ballad framed within an RKO-style dream sequence.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ultimately, Cruella ends up feeling like a film torn between being daring and sticking to convention: a helium balloon that keeps getting dragged back under the weight of its own narrative ballast. Like Cruella’s occasionally piebald hair, it’s very much a movie of two halves: fun to look at, if a little fleeting.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    While his bandmates are happy to fade into the background, Martin – part puppy dog, part jack-in-the-box – is a magnet for the camera. He’s restless, funny, insecure and likeable – often all at the same time.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Joy
    Another dazzling Jennifer Lawrence performance anchors a blue-collar parable that boasts some inspired moments but never quite gels.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Cure’ has to be the first to reanimate corpses as a means of examining Ireland’s post-Troubles tensions. It’s a bold idea – and a good one – even if it never fully pays off in a ploddingly predictable final act.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Director Bienvenu, who also voices helpful robot Mikki in the French version, has crafted a family film that’s offbeat and full of heart.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For all its inspired moments, this is a movie content to coast on the charms of its terrific cast of comedic actors. Welcome to Night of the Living Deadpan.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Crowe’s satisfyingly nasty turn deserves a bit more brains to go with the brawn.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If Last Christmas isn’t quite irresistible in its emotional moments and the cheesiest bits are borderline indigestible, its effervescence makes it a fun enough watch. At the very least, it’ll make you fall hard for its other romantic lead: London.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    In its quieter moments, No Hard Feelings gestures towards real emotion. More often than not, though, it gets sidetracked by chaotic set pieces, with naked fistfights (the actress, surprisingly, goes full frontal here), mace sprayings and even an ingenious homage to The Shining, working Lawrence’s knack for slapstick to the funny bone. It’s fleeting fun, when a bit more honesty and candor might have made it her answer to Young Adult.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    When even Alan Tudyk can’t rinse laughs from a sidekick role, your script probably needs another sprinkle of magic.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The snoozy summery vibe will suit anyone looking for undemanding viewing for their little ones. With Pixar, though, you always come expecting more.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If you’re on the hunt for a diverting slice of prestige espionage hokum that comes with a side helping of real history, Operation Mincemeat is a satisfying night at the pictures.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    McAvoy gets good performances from his cast, with Ross a boyish yet broken presence as the spiralling Bain, but ultimately the journey is more satisfying than the destination.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a CGI-heavy fantasia that will pop your eyeballs, but giddy as it is, it never quite sells its characters or gets much purchase on your emotions.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A brooding, muscular FBI procedural that occasionally explodes into Point Break-y action, Aussie director Justin Kurzel’s (Snowtown) true-life thriller delves, pungently and topically, into the inner workings of white nationalism in America before deciding that squealing tyres and shootouts are a lot more fun.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A handsome and well-acted rumination on memory, boyhood and ageing that sees Ritesh Batra deliver a solid rather than inspired interpretation of Julian Barnes’ prize winner.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Malek’s twitchy brand of anti-charm makes him an unusual lead for a film like this, and his outsider energy works better as the tormented killer-to-be than the doting husband. Heller is not always easy to root for, which can make The Amateur a chilly experience.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Candy-coloured fun for greying gamers and fresh-faced wee’uns that does the basics well but not much more.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A movie that knows exactly what its audience wants and dishes it out in big ectoplasmic dollops, Ghostbusters: Afterlife manages to be full of surprises and completely unsurprising all at once.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    But while it may not be strong on nuance and the story moves with all the careful pacing of a human cannonball, it’s got gusto and verve in abundance. An old-fashioned musical with a none-more-zeitgeisty songsheet, it may not be a flawless piece of storytelling, but it’s a pretty decent show.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    An Alpine study of ageing and creativity that’s as fresh and bracing as the mountain air, although occasionally just as chilly.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    An early twist means that the bloodletting develops a repetitive feel, and there are unfortunate parallels with the recent Ready or Not 2, but the wincing and guilty laughs never quite dry up. Cult status may await.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With its peppy cast, streamlined story and about a bazillion pixels’ worth of VFX cyclones to sweep you back in your seat, it’s a fun and refreshingly old-school night at the pictures.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Yes, it’s basically an episode of the show stretched out to two hours, but like the Crawley family silver, it’s so polished you can practically see your face in it.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Measured rather than playing to the gallery, The Choral is Brassed Off in a minor key – an elegant, Yorkshire-set exploration of music as a spiritual morale-boost in the darkest times. With Ralph Fiennes gravely essaying the controversial choirmaster at its heart, it does a lovely job of swerving the obvious notes but misplaces its stirring crescendo.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The performances are solid, with an excellent Jude Law all inscrutable psychopathy as a younger Vladimir Putin and Alicia Vikander the perfect embodiment of an amoral post-Soviet arrivista, and the chilly world-building works well enough, but there’s a missing ingredient – actual Russians.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The sheer ambition is still there, but the storytelling rigour – Lasseter’s great forte – is again missing in Elemental, the studio’s latest big-screen offering.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ultimately, though, there’s not enough story to fuel a three-hour musical stretched across nearly five hours. What once was brisk and bright becomes a bit of a slog. Fans will be obsessified; everyone else, ossified.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There aren’t too many surprises in the journey – especially if you’ve seen La Famille Bélier, the 2014 French film that Coda reworks – but writer-director Siân Heder’s deep affection for the Rossi clan is infectious.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Compelling performances and beautifully told heroics but the pacing is flawed in terms of a thrilling cinematic experience.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If a subplot showing Orwell writing ‘Animal Farm’ as he becomes persuaded by Jones’s evidence doesn’t entirely work, there’s plenty in this thoughtful journalism drama that does. And not a single scene in a car park.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    What happens when you haul all the trappings of a genre rooted in post-war cynicism and lay them out raw for modern-day moviegoers? You end up with something like Guillermo del Toro’s Nightmare Alley, a heady, fleeting pleasure that prioritises craft over moral complexity, with themes of class friction and fraudulent spirituality that would once have landed like haymakers packing much less punch today.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    This is obviously a deeply personal subject for Noé, who has spoken about experiencing the fallout of dementia first-hand. But while his film gradually pummels you, it can’t match 2021’s superb dementia chamber piece The Father for impact or insight. As it grinds towards its slightly contrived ending, it does start to feel like rubbernecking.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s something deeply moving, almost tragic, about a good man being slowly enveloped by the dark times around him. Munich captures it nicely.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Watching this sturdy, sensitively acted Old West drama, it’s easy to wonder how many westerns Viggo Mortensen would have made if he’d been kicking about in the ’50s and ’60s.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Rebirth knows it needs to make its scaly stars frightening and surprising again and manages it in Spielbergian style.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For an evening in, it’s reliable entertainment. That’s thanks mainly to Stranger Things’ charismatic Millie Bobby Brown, whose charming, brilliant and surprisingly fighty sleuth steps out from the shadows of her more famous brother, Sherlock (Henry Cavill), in a sparky story of young feminists socking it to corrupt 19th century gents and bent coppers.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s all watchable enough but hardly a giant leap for documentary making.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Magic Faraway Tree isn’t on Wonka’s level, let alone Paddington 2’s – two other Farnaby joint – and the aesthetic is occasionally a bit CBBC, despite the bucolic settings and intricate sets. But with the cracking cast, thoughtful message and the odd rollicking adventure, it’s a fun family movie that’ll finally give you permission to switch off the wifi.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Haunting and narratively spare, Europa is a plea for humanity wrapped inside a gripping survival story.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It demands patience and an open mind, but Lowery’s return to his indie roots after Pete’s Dragon is a highly unusual and, at times, emotionally shattering fable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Informer is a film that favours brawn over brains, punching its way through any plot predicaments. A smart hairpin or two would have made it a juicier watch.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Beautiful acted by Japanese veteran Yakusho, it’s a character study with real depth. Maybe not top tier Wenders, but still one to linger over.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Unfolding at the American filmmaker’s measured tempo, it’s more droll than LOL-funny, though there are some big laughs along the way.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The photography is spectacular. Petit and his crew have abseiled, crawled and waded through the darkness to chart the earth’s shadowy recesses.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It definitely demands patience ... but it rewards it with a similarly narcotic effect.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    What Sing 2 does offer is more big musical numbers (‘Bad Guy’ by Billie Eilish backdrops a great visual gag involving a floor polisher), lots of eye-popping animation and a sugar-high ending that will delight kids and U2 fans alike
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not a bad movie, by any means, but it strains to turn a seriously introspective story into something cinematic.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Cheesier than a wheel of Stilton and about as edgy, Downton Abbey bows out with a cosy but loveable final instalment that will leave few dry eyes among long-time fans of Julian Fellowes’ British TV thoroughbred.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Fallen Sun is a satisfying enough way to kick off a Luther Cinematic Universe.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A mesmerising John Boyega lights a fuse under this poignant but by-the-numbers depiction of an Atlanta bank siege in 2017.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    But when it all gels, Cherry offers a timely portrait of a country medicating itself to mask traumas it hasn’t begun to process, as well as a poignant snapshot of youth circling the drain. It’s a tough watch, but it envelopes you like a miasma.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If Kidnapped aims to dive into the subconscious of its characters, it gets stuck on the surface.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not going to win too many trophies, but Champions is still a cheering watch.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Where the movie truly comes into its own is in its boldly framed, heart-wrenching coda.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Cramming Amsterdam’s myriad subplots and political angles into a coherent two hours ultimately proves beyond Russell. But tight narrative isn’t really what fuels the writer-director. He’s more about arming electric performers with offbeat, talky scenes and catching the lightning that sparks in a bottle. And the bottle here is full to the brim.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Motel Destino never deviates radically enough from that tried-and-tested Postman template to throw up too many surprises. The result is frisky but fleeting.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Grab your nan, put the kettle on and enjoy some exceedingly fine thesps hamming it up royally.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a lurid psychological horror that’ll thrill midnight movie crowds.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s frenetic, brashly executed and so full of shooting, you’ll stagger away with tinnitus.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The authenticity is immersive, even if the historical exposition occasionally feels like prep for an exam no one’s warned you about.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even with its cramp-preventing intermission, Occupied City’s epic runtime doesn’t deliver the same accretion of emotional power that makes, say, Claude Lanzmann’s nine-hour Holocaust doc, Shoah, so great. Instead, it begins to open itself up to monotony and worse, glibness.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Greengrass’s heart lies in exploring the ways a nation processes such a horrific, unexpected event, but Breivik’s odious ideas also get a comprehensive airing along the way. It makes for an uncomfortable, challenging watch.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Much easier to admire and appreciate than it is to fall head over heels for, The French Dispatch has Wes Anderson in full megamix mode as he packs three short stories into an anthology structure that bubbles with flamboyance and ideas, before keeling over under the weight of own narrative cargo.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    And Pattinson? He’s solid enough, but the role seems to neutralise his greatest strengths, stifling his edgy, eccentric charisma under a morose, dutiful shell. He’s just another ever-searching crusader in a shadowy world. Hopefully next time he’ll be able to find the fun.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s an old cliché about biopics that if the story wasn’t true, you probably wouldn’t believe it. The Keeper takes it a step further: you know it’s true and you still don’t believe it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For brain-free Friday night viewing, you could do much worse than spend 90 blood-soaked minutes with not-so-gentle Ben.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The third part of Berg’s unofficial Americans-in-crisis trilogy will play better for US audiences than overseas, but it’s still a pacy and often enthralling disaster movie.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Its trump card, of course, is Zellweger, who blows through the film in a gust of jittery energy, wounded ego and half-buried star quality. The transformation is startling.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A high-altitude horror – think a Bram Stoker reworking of *The Shining* or Shutter Highland – of real craft. Ultimately, though, the plot turns out to be thinner than the air.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ridley Scott delivers a spectacular but flavourless French history lesson.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Still, if his doc is as toothless as Cookie Monster 2.0, it’s still a nostalgic treat to spend time with the man who gave us Kermit, Big Bird and the Goblin King.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    This fun, pacy addition to the dino disaster franchise doesn’t do much that’s particularly new – though what it does, it does with a fair whack of panache.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As a supernatural chiller, In Flames finds itself undermined by its own everyday horrors.

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