Peter Hartlaub
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.8 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Alien | |
| Lowest review score: | The Smurfs 2 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 246 out of 573
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Mixed: 189 out of 573
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Negative: 138 out of 573
573
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- Peter Hartlaub
Smurfs: The Lost Village has the look of a film that was rushed, and made on a tight budget. At best, it’s an adequate cinematic babysitter.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 6, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
If Insidious 2 exists solely because Insidious 1 made a ton of money, then at least credit Wan for making quality control a priority.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 12, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are isolated moments of humor, and even charm. The visual effects are at times outstanding. But these positives are overwhelmed by the uninspired whole.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
And then there’s the real problem with Pitch Perfect 3: The best thing about the first movie — the singing — feels like an afterthought.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 20, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Basically, this is a really good movie until the last part, where director and co-writer Darren Lynn Bousman ruins so much so fast that you'll wonder if his actions are deliberate -- or if the studio interfered.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Some people clearly had a good time making this film. Whether you have a good time watching it depends almost entirely on your Pony love walking in.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 5, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are plenty of bad films to get riled up about in the summer. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters isn't one of them. This is harmless tween-centric fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Much of the action onscreen doesn't ring true. Seasoned independent film director Henry Jaglom doesn't just explore the subject - he smothers the audience with it.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
A movie that features a cartoon rodent eating his brother's feces, and do you really need to know more about this update of Ross Bagdasarian's iconic musical creation?- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The action sequences are just as ridiculous as the romance parts, but at least James seems comfortable with the pratfalls and gross-out scenarios.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Besson is a pro when it comes to action movies, but this part live, part animation effort is a mess, highlighted by creepy animation, derivative plot points and a child star who speaks way too fast.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The filmmakers offer very few clues, just more aqua filters and low-contrast visuals. And with each new jarring edit, the viewer cares less and less, until the 100 minutes seem to stretch on forever.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 28, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
The “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series has been, at its core, “Alvin and the Chipmunks” without the rodents.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 17, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Airplane buffs are going to have a particularly good time; each of the planes seems to have an obscure real-life counterpart. And pop-culture junkies will appreciate a few sly nods as well.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Has a solid story, which keeps things interesting during the quiet moments when nobody is getting kicked in the head.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Eragon may not be a big Oscar contender, but in a movie season filled with blood diamonds, fascist soldiers and Idi Amin, it provides a much-needed afternoon of PG-rated family-friendly adventure.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
This is the type of movie that you should be getting for free on television.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Often frustrating and at times incomprehensible, the Bourne/Bond clone keeps the pulse racing but ultimately fails to satisfy.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 26, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
In execution, the film is all sidekicks and sight gags, with little story cohesion or purpose.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Way too serious for its own good. The best vampire movies are some combination of sexy, scary or campy. This one is 100 percent earnest, and the hazy mysteries taken from Rachel Klein's book aren't strong enough to keep the audience engaged.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 9, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Once the believability drops, the seams start to show, whether it’s some extras who seem aware of the camera, bad edits, comic-timing misfires or songs written for Thorne that aren’t quite as good as everyone onscreen says they are.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 23, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
At the heart of The Return is a murder that even the most bumbling homicide investigator could have solved in about 12 seconds.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film does thoroughly succeed in one important regard: offering a coherent, viewer-friendly account of the life of Jesus Christ.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The script highlights an annoying lack of self-preservation on behalf of the protagonists. But the movie tries to be more than just a creepy doll freakout, and delivers the requisite scares.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Despite the fact that the movie covers some new cinematic territory, much of the humor feels recycled, mostly from the "Seinfeld" episodes "The Boyfriend" (the one where Jerry has a man crush on Keith Hernandez) and "The Outing."- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well written but weakly executed, it's hard to imagine anyone is going to cherish the film, if they even remember it in three months' time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Children will enjoy the physical humor, but discerning adults are advised to pawn their sons and daughters off on some other unsuspecting chaperone -- preferably one who doesn't read movie reviews.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Watching this movie is like eating a hot fudge sundae and lasagna in alternating bites.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2011
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- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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