Peter Hartlaub
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.7 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Alien | |
| Lowest review score: | The Smurfs 2 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 246 out of 573
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Mixed: 189 out of 573
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Negative: 138 out of 573
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- Peter Hartlaub
This movie isn't horrible, but it seems like a waste for Zombie to keep revisiting someone else's world.- San Francisco Chronicle
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If you can lighten up for an hour and a half, the film delivers one good laugh after another.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
A mindless comedy where the blatant racial stereotypes are outnumbered only by the flatulence jokes. The best thing that can be said about this movie is it falls just short of being an international incident.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Screenwriters Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith may not have any original ideas, but they write some good lines and have a great actress to deliver them.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The action sequences are just as ridiculous as the romance parts, but at least James seems comfortable with the pratfalls and gross-out scenarios.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A movie that doesn't quite have enough romance, thriller or revenge-fantasy elements to qualify for any of those genres. More than anything, it's a celebration of uncomfortable silences. The awkward moments in this movie far outweigh the joyful or tragic ones.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The remake of The Last House on the Left breaks the template, taking the 1972 original into an interesting new direction, with bold camera angles, good actors and a script that heaps on just as much character development as carnage.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Ghost Rider has everything you don't want from your superhero movie, including lack of logic, boring action scenes, bad acting in the supporting performances, a brutally slow 114-minute running time and cringe-worthy dialogue.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The predictable script feels as if it were filmed right off the cocktail napkin it was jotted on, but at least the movie has an "Ocean's 11" sequel's worth of good actors, including Alfred Molina, Jeremy Irons and Jean Reno.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Never very frightening, but it's clever and fun, with a memorable amount of humor and gore.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Anvil lives somewhere in that thoroughly entertaining gray area between self-parody and the triumph of human spirit.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Less an original product than a shoddy tribute to other mediocre cop movies.- San Francisco Chronicle
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While "Saw" and "Saw II" were pretty good splatter films hampered by spectacularly unbelievable endings, Saw III is annoying for almost the duration of the movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Favoring precision filmmaking over cheap thrills, with a vibe more Alfred Hitchcock than Freddy Krueger, Red Eye establishes two intelligent characters and lets audiences sit back and enjoy an entertaining battle of brains and wills.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
If you're the type who doesn't go to art-house films , Murderball should be your exception. It's hard to imagine anyone could walk away from this movie disappointed.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
A funny and twisted movie from beginning to end, closing with an emotional payoff.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
When You're Strange is a remedial Doors class, taught by a professor who sounds as if he's doing voiceovers for car commercials.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The Cave is National Geographic mixed with Roger Corman, and by the end you'll probably be wishing you saw "Red Eye" instead.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's that constant weirdness, coupled with Nicolas Cage's best performance in pretty much forever, that makes this depraved, sexually charged, over-the-top drama so much fun to watch.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The final message is a strong one: Even when the starting forward is one of the best high school players ever, basketball is still a team sport.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
First, and perhaps most important, it should be disclosed that my 4-year-old laughed pretty much nonstop throughout Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. This was his "Citizen Kane."- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
This is an extremely violent movie, with one long gory scene that's particularly hard to stomach. The great majority of Triad Election is about political maneuvering, but when the conversations end, the blood flows mightily.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The soul of the film is the relationship between mountain-obsessed Mallory and his wife, Ruth, who corresponded in beautifully written letters brought to life by Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The movie is occasionally clever, but still inferior to last year's "Twilight" film, mostly because the story is so muddled.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
You'll feel so much better just sending your $9.50 to the Red Cross then catching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" one more time on television.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
This movie is so horrible that it actually spends some time in "so bad it's good" territory, before getting significantly worse.- San Francisco Chronicle
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