Peter Hartlaub
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.7 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Alien | |
| Lowest review score: | The Smurfs 2 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 246 out of 573
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Mixed: 189 out of 573
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Negative: 138 out of 573
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- Peter Hartlaub
The movie is overly long and much too intense for small children, yet it's filled with dialogue and plot turns that are too juvenile to thrill adult audiences.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The result is an excellent film - entertaining and informative and sometimes stunning in its display of the personal demons shared by these two geniuses.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The second half of the film is much funnier and warmer than the first, but the movie is still difficult to recommend.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A workmanlike effort -- a precision piece of filmmaking that provides education for children and a refresher course that adults can benefit from as well.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A funny comedy, and sometimes an even better drama.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The reboot of the "Friday the 13th" series is a pretty big mess - not particularly scary or interesting or even gory by 21st century movie standards.- San Francisco Chronicle
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If you see only one bad movie this year, definitely make it Knowing. The first major disappointment from director Alex Proyas is a disaster movie, a horror picture, a "Da Vinci Code"-style thriller and an end-of-days religious film all at once.- San Francisco Chronicle
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It's all very foul, and completely entertaining.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Twilight has a few gory plot turns - mostly offscreen - and one near-sex scene that may offend a few Amish people, but the rest is maybe 33 percent less wholesome than "High School Musical." It's almost certainly less risque than what you were watching when you were 14. (Cue the soundtrack to "Risky Business.")- San Francisco Chronicle
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Silent Hill has plenty of bad acting, bad dialogue and a confusing plot -- all of which become exponentially more painful when the movie goes on forever.- San Francisco Chronicle
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That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle.- San Francisco Chronicle
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With apologies to George A. Romero and the impending zombie apocalypse, The Eclipse may be the most realistic film where something dead comes to life and tries to feast on human flesh. Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/04/15/MVST1CTGJ4.DTL#ixzz0lDuetYGS- San Francisco Chronicle
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Hackl weaves scenes from the previous films into this one in clever ways, without adding to the confusion. The director also does a good job of maintaining the dark tone, which includes FBI offices that look as if they're being illuminated by night-lights, and dungeons that look as if you'd catch a venereal disease or two just by touching the door handles.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Has a few charming moments and a scene or two with legitimate hilarity, but mostly it's just mediocre.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Any good will built up during the decent first half hour is quickly vaporized.- San Francisco Chronicle
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This movie could really use an Avon Barksdale, but even actor Wood Harris, who played drug kingpin Barksdale in "The Wire," seems a bit lost.- San Francisco Chronicle
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It's a well-meaning but ultimately feeble and misguided attempt to say something profound about the aftereffects of the 2001 attacks on New York.- San Francisco Chronicle
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There's nothing too small about Nolte's performance. He's the perfect companion for a rookie feature film director looking to make a good first impression.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Rocket Science has the makings of either a tragedy or a crowd-pleasing underdog story, but writer-director Jeffrey Blitz instead takes the movie on a different, and ultimately more rewarding, direction.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Zoom is a C-list production in every possible way, from the actors and the special effects to the music and the script. Even the product placement is completely third rate.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A nice surprise, surpassing the quality of the first film.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Delivers all the pain, melodrama and redemption that fans of the genre demand.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Marshall takes a modest budget and a concept that isn't all that original and produces a frightening, intelligent and sexy thriller.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Although the movie doesn't turn the Zodiac saga into a slasher film, it has the look of a straight-to-video movie, or at best a Project Greenlight production.- San Francisco Chronicle
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More action directors should include scenes such as the Mercers' extended Thanksgiving dinner, which fleshes out the bond between the brothers without using too many words.- San Francisco Chronicle
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That closing-credits sequence is by far the funniest thing in the disappointing movie,- San Francisco Chronicle
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The end result is an interesting documentary that is as unpolished and gutsy as the championship-caliber high school hoop stars at the other end of his camera.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The humor is lowbrow, but the screenwriters and performers have a sense of pride that makes them strive for stupid jokes that haven't been done before.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Like most movies based on games, this film appears to have been quite literally doomed from the start.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Has a solid story, which keeps things interesting during the quiet moments when nobody is getting kicked in the head.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Anyone can make a bad movie. But it takes a unique set of circumstances to make a movie so horrible that people are celebrating its badness two decades later.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Dawson turns out to be a necessary ingredient, propelling the emotional core of the film forward, while somehow convincing the audience that a smart, attractive woman could find a schlub like Dante desirable.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Despite some solid acting, the film is lacking in surprises. For all the suffering that these characters endure, there's very little payoff.- San Francisco Chronicle
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While Kal Penn manages a decent lead performance as Taj, the writing is terrible.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Zellweger takes an otherwise passable mainstream comedy and all but ruins it with her lack of effort.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The documentary isn't particularly thrilling, or even very informative, but it's almost certain to lower your blood pressure for 83 minutes.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Crossover has one redeeming quality: a heart that's in the right place. It's a bad movie with a good message -- but does anyone really want to pay $10 for an ABC After School Special version of "He Got Game"?- San Francisco Chronicle
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A decent-looking and harmless computer animated film that is notable mostly because it doesn't appear to contain a single original idea.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Even the element of surprise isn't enough to save this film, which has too many slow parts and features an ending that's extremely tepid by 21st century horror movie standards.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
A tough internal struggle must take place before one can come forward and admit enjoying The Devil's Rejects, a movie so fundamentally horrible that even its creator has to admit he's basically made a 101-minute snuff film.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A ridiculous teen horror movie that piles on more than enough dry humor and freshly moistened gore to satisfy its lowbrow audience.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It stands out as one of the best films of the genre, on the strength of the storytelling and wonderful performances.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The film is so harmless, and the young actors try so hard, that it's difficult not to have some fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
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It's one of the least scary films that he's made - but still entertaining, and very, very gory.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Blake Edwards' moody suspense thriller captures San Francisco from unexpected perspectives, starting with a dark drive with a perfect noirish Henry Mancini score across the Bay Bridge, and ending with then-new Candlestick Park. [08 Feb 2015, p.D6]- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The makers of Man Push Cart seem so dedicated to making a film that defies Hollywood conventions that the finished product lacks enough entertainment value to justify price of admission.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A bunch of gags, most of which you've seen in the trailer, strung together by any means necessary.- San Francisco Chronicle
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It's difficult to ignore the fact that they've created a romantic comedy that has almost no romance and even less comedy.- San Francisco Chronicle
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One more small thing: Every other scene in Saw IV starts and ends with a potential victim pressing "play" on a tape recorder, to the point where it's almost funny.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are a few laughs and some touching moments, but nothing you couldn't get by watching episodes of "Good Times" and "Little House on the Prairie" back to back.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The fight scenes are lackluster and the plot is needlessly complicated. If you're making an action film that centers on fast cars and fast women, it's usually best to keep the rest of the story simple.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The Invisible is, at its core, a character study, albeit one with a Patrick Swayze-in-"Ghost" paranormal edge. But it's definitely not mindless trash. If anything, the movie is too introspective, to the point that it doesn't build enough conflict or tension.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Difficult to watch, and the film is sabotaged by an impossibly naive lead character and the repetitive auditions that become gratuitously depressing.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Funny, very clever and still packs some cover-your-face bloody thrills that top any "Saw" or "Hostel" movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Satan is optional in The Last Exorcism. This is the rare horror film that would have been entertaining even if nothing scary happened.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A clever, heart-pounding thriller, and a welcome return to form for the director.- San Francisco Chronicle
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It's an entertaining, depressing and ultimately hopeful movie about the times we live in.- San Francisco Chronicle
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If studios insist on remaking classic horror films, this is definitely the way to do it.- San Francisco Chronicle
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If you can get past the impossibilities it is a fun time at the movies.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The movie's shockingly tasteless setup is also its secret weapon. Despite many scenes in The Ringer that could individually be viewed as politically incorrect, audiences will be laughing with the athletes most of the time.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Lots of people will leave screenings of this movie in disgust -- and laughter is the last thing they will hear on the way out.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The movie turns from good to great as the layers are peeled away and director Hahn provides an insider's look at the creative epicenter of the studio.- San Francisco Chronicle
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