Peter Hartlaub
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.7 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Alien | |
| Lowest review score: | The Smurfs 2 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 246 out of 573
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Mixed: 189 out of 573
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Negative: 138 out of 573
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- Peter Hartlaub
Airplane buffs are going to have a particularly good time; each of the planes seems to have an obscure real-life counterpart. And pop-culture junkies will appreciate a few sly nods as well.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are plenty of bad films to get riled up about in the summer. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters isn't one of them. This is harmless tween-centric fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
There's so much torture and suffering in this movie, it starts to feel like "Zero Dark Smurfy."- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 31, 2013
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- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 25, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
What Sweetgrass lacks in context it makes up for in voyeuristic camera work that reveals a gritty beauty in the landscape, along with the human and livestock characters.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 9, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The ending takes an unfortunate detour that stretches the running time, but this is still quality Pixar work.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are flaws, but also some fun surprises. Much closer to Hitchcock than "Hostel," this is what can happen when a pile of trash falls into the hands of a talented and resourceful director (James DeMonaco).- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well-polished and well-intentioned, this human-among-the-fairies adventure is filled with plenty of rousing action for short attention spans. But the beautiful visuals are paired with a mediocre script. The pacing is off and scenes become repetitive. While Epic has broad appeal, it's hard to imagine this will be anyone's favorite movie in 5 or 10 or 20 years.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a homemade protein-and-steroids smoothie of a plot, combining elements of gore, self-parody, 1990s nostalgia overload and an attempt to say something -- while actually saying absolutely nothing -- about the American dream.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Considering the fact that a young girl is picking her nose on the movie poster, The Croods is surprisingly evolved.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The female actors, particularly Hudgens and Ashley Benson, are game for the ride. And Franco is indispensable, bringing humor and pathos to one of the more repulsive cinematic creations in recent memory.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a stoner movie all the way, with much deep thought but little active conflict.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
As entertainment, this approach might be questionable. As a service, it would be valuable.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
By the end, I was adding my own internal "Deadwood"-style profanities to McShane's clean dialogue. "For the sake of the (God-@#$%) kingdom, cut it (the @#$%) down!" Movies about mile-high beanstalks shouldn't require additional audience imagination.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Writer-directors Jon Lucas and Scott Moore find a nice balance between the over-the-top high jinks and an emotional core, which unexpectedly crystallizes relatively late in the movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film often stumbles in translation, trying to define too many characters in too little time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's Valentine's Day! Unrealistic romantic expectations are in the air! And Safe Haven does the unrealistic romance thing pretty well.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 13, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The strength is in the performances and visual detail. The flaws are mostly in the script, which asks the youngest cast member to pull off a near-impossible transformation.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Perhaps anticipating an older audience, most of the lessons are one-sided, with the old-timers seemingly harming the children while actually saving them.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 26, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away highlights both the strains of the franchise and the willingness to promote the brand at any cost - including a coherent narrative. It's a big promo reel, and not a carefully disguised one.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The biggest strength of the movie is the chemistry between Cumming and Isaac Leyva, a first-time feature film actor with Down syndrome, who does as much to make these scenes work as the experienced actors he's sharing scenes with.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Innocence and joy are threatened by the Boogeyman, and from there the plot comes pretty close to mirroring this summer's "The Avengers" movie. Mostly in a good way.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well written but weakly executed, it's hard to imagine anyone is going to cherish the film, if they even remember it in three months' time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
It would have been enough for The Other Dream Team to simply pay tribute to the tie-dyed underdogs, but the filmmakers strived for more. Adding detailed historical context, the quirky feel-good story becomes a tragedy and a lesson. And that makes the victories resonate even more.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 11, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The themes are also dated. There are times when Dredd 3D feels like an escapist companion piece to "The Day After." But there we go again, thinking too much. No sense in ruining such a fine piece of cheap entertainment.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Bornedal invests so much time in the characters - Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick play the split parents of the girls - that there are times you will forget this is a horror movie. It's Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Lucifer.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 30, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Pretty much everything shot by Shepard and co-director David Palmer looks as if it was done in one take. Hit & Run is closest in tone to the Tarantino-penned "True Romance," but it lacks that movie's menace.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 21, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Way too serious for its own good. The best vampire movies are some combination of sexy, scary or campy. This one is 100 percent earnest, and the hazy mysteries taken from Rachel Klein's book aren't strong enough to keep the audience engaged.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 9, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
"Searching" has emotional valleys and zeniths, and gasp-inducing turns, as old friends, fans and Rodriguez's grown daughters are interviewed.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 2, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The filmmakers investigate, but can't answer every tough question. There are so many people who could be potentially taking advantage of these players, it's hard to sort out the wrongdoers.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 12, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Half of one song is performed with a speck of saliva on the camera. More casual fans will twist in their chairs uncomfortably, wishing that a roadie would walk up and wipe it off. Neil Young die-hards will cherish the spittle.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 5, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The stunning and mostly uncompromising visuals more than compensate for the frequent corny turns of phrase.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The high school comedy/drama morphs into a slasher movie, then morphs into a time-traveling/body-switching/world's-about-to-end science fiction story. Everyone on the set must have been chugging Mountain Dew between takes. I suspect that the editor was hooked up to an IV of the beverage.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 13, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
By the time the ride is over, director Drew Goddard and co-writers Goddard and Joss Whedon will change course three or four times, nodding and winking but never losing momentum.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 12, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Kill List has a slow build, but don't be lulled into complacency. This is one of the most violent and disturbing films you'll see in an art house.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 15, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
This film is even better if you come in with no spoilers and low expectations.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 15, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Undefeated is filled with wonderful narratives, which impressed academy voters enough to garner an Academy Award this week. It's a credit to directors Daniel Lindsay and T.J. Daniels that the personal stories of the kids and coaches resonate more than the wins and losses.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 1, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's an uninspired and instantly forgettable film. But it completely succeeds by its own standards: an 87-minute rainy-day distraction that will probably make a zillion dollars.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Don't invest too much in the word "Golf" at the beginning of the title. Golf in the Kingdom is arguably less of a sports movie than the first "Harry Potter." (At least someone won that game of quidditch ...)- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 8, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Patterson's verite style is bettered by the work of cinematographer Eric Koretz, who surrounds the bleak characters with beauty and color.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 17, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's an imperfect facsimile, guilty of borrowing too many ideas from the earlier film, and then executing them with differing results.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 13, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Watching this movie is like eating a hot fudge sundae and lasagna in alternating bites.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
If you can get past the ridiculousness of the setup - easy to do, because the posters make it clear this isn't a Woody Allen movie - it's pretty much impossible not to have fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
There's no greater meaning to any of this, and the slapstick turns won't seem particularly ambitious to anyone who grew up on Bugs Bunny cartoons.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 29, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Even with the conflict overkill, most of the small moments ring true. Dolphin Tale has more in common with "The Swiss Family Robinson" than most modern live-action family movies, where slapstick and cheap laughs feed short attention spans.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Naysayers have been claiming for years that the "Moneyball" book wouldn't work as a movie. But ultimately, it's the cinematic touches that keep this film version from becoming something exceptional.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Mainstream audiences will probably be confounded by Drive, while lovers of gritty filmmaking will defend every exaggerated shotgun wound as art. Know which camp you're in before you enter the theater.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 15, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
By the time the sex actually starts, any sense of tension or anticipation is gone. It's the rare orgy that feels like an anticlimax.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 1, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Fright Night isn't quite a classic vampire movie, but it's refreshingly straightforward and self-deprecating.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 18, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Even if it means blowing more than half the budget on animal wranglers, any movie that profiles Saddam Hussein's eldest son and Iraqi psychopath Uday Hussein is incomplete without the presence of his personal zoo. It's like filming a Michael Jackson biopic and leaving out the chimp, Ferris wheel and kid who played "Webster."- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 4, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Once you're done trying to conjugate the smurfs, there's a better movie than anyone could have possibly expected, thanks in large part to an honest effort by Harris in a thankless role.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Tribe superfan Rapaport doesn't fawn, but he juggles too much, and the ending feels pat. It's still an outstanding effort, and one of the more honest band biopics in recent years.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 14, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The core fan base of this English sword battle drama will pay for the boundary-pushing blood and gore. Why bore them with things like plot and context and production values?- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 7, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
André Øvredal's dry horror-comedy Trollhunter is successful on multiple levels, with a brisk pace, excellent location work and a strong lead performance by Norwegian comedian Otto Jespersen.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 16, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
An honest, fair and quite voyeuristic look into avatars and the real-life humans who control them in Second Life.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 17, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The story is painfully simplistic, and it becomes quickly apparent that the narrative is a crude cement to hold together the carnage.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 12, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Dragons may have seemed less out of place three decades ago, but it would have been a bad movie then as well. It's filled with clumsy transitions and erratic performances, and tied together by an awkward framing device.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 5, 2011
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- Posted Apr 29, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The need for a sequel was zero - proved by the fact that the characters end the movie pretty much exactly where they started it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 29, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The script is weak, but everyone on the technical side of "Soul Surfer" is a pro. The scenes in the water flow together nicely, and the action is always coherent. Robb's scenes without an arm look seamless throughout the movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 7, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The visuals are excellent, featuring a refreshingly small dose of forced cuteness, and plenty of the animals' natural movements.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 7, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The songs and a couple of strong performances are only good enough to make the film watchable, not exceptional.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 17, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's all very melodramatic, but the Jouberts accompany this story with incredible visuals, with an exceptional level of access. Considering how close they get to the animals, it's a wonder none of the filmmakers got mauled.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 3, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a disappointment to see the teen pop star hop in a tour bus. This is a boy who should be traveling across rainbows on the back of a unicorn.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 10, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
If you were ever wondering what "Die Hard" would have been like if Neil LaBute directed it as an art film, prepare to enjoy Lovers of Hate.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 9, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The best part about the movie is the way it shifts focus, starting as an observation of the animal and then subtly morphing to the point of view of Nénette, who passively experiences a jumble of voices that start to run together.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 27, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's the kind of fun and quirky film that you don't see very often in art houses this time of year.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 30, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
A meditative state of a movie. While shorter-attention-spanned moviegoers should stick to "The Fighter," this is an interesting and enjoyable entry on the opposite side of the genre.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 22, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
Esrick spent 10 years on the film, and the result is a comprehensive portrait.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 10, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
What Dunham lacks in polish, she makes up for in her ability to observe her generation, with the hardest truths coming at her own expense.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 9, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's clear by the end that one Ruth Gruber is worth more than 100 pundits fighting about partisan politics.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 7, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
The Nutcracker in 3D will be barely recognizable to fans of the beloved holiday classic. Imagine watching Tchaikovsky's ballet after taking a handful of peyote - on a day when all of the dancers call in sick and the orchestra decides to play a different set of the composer's works.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 24, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
Jackass 3D has its moments, but it lacks the ingenuity and hilarity of the previous films - no doubt in large part because of the aging process.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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