Pete Vonder Haar

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For 338 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 12.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Pete Vonder Haar's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 53
Highest review score: 100 The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
Lowest review score: 0 Supercross
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 78 out of 338
338 movie reviews
    • 16 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    Criminal negligence of Dolph is far from Black Water’s only sin — there’s also the sluggish pacing, murky musical score, and somnambulant lead — but it might be its most egregious.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Quinn Shephard’s directorial debut, Blame, leans heavily on this persistent despair, yes, but also leverages it in innovative and occasionally startling ways.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Carpenter isn’t a polished interviewer, but her candor and longstanding connections to the sport provide access that we wouldn’t see otherwise.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Shot Caller is Coster-Waldau’s show, and he’s up to the task.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The athleticism on display shames much of Western action cinema’s quick-cut hand-to-hand editing, and the final swordfight between Qi and Japanese general Kumasawa (Shaw Brothers mainstay Yasuaki Kurata) ranks as high as any in recent memory.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Golf's become such a ridiculously well-heeled pastime that it's refreshing to see it portrayed in its infancy, when clubs were carried like a bunch of kindling and the desolate greens of St. Andrews were more like the hazards of today's game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Aside from the slightly fresh take on a familiar concept, The Boss Baby is barely a moderate success as a kid's flick. Perhaps it will come as good news to studio and audience alike that it works much better as an existential horror movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    A subject like the Holodomor demands something more than a TV-movie aesthetic and pitched battle scenes featuring a couple dozen combatants.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Everybody Loves Somebody won’t reinvent the (third) wheel, but the knowing dialogue and convincingly human characters are a refreshing break from the norm and worthy of your attention.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    The unique setting aside, there's just not much to sink your fangs into.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    Yoga Hosers is lazy, unfunny, and self-indulgent.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Director Adam Randall keeps the action tightly paced and the dialogue to a refreshing minimum, helping to heighten Matt's growing isolation.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    70 odd minutes of medical tragedy and cops matching wits with criminals devolves into incongruously balletic gunplay accentuated with CGI blood effects so terrible Sam Peckinpah is doing cocaine in his grave. It’s a weirdly calamitous tonal shift, erasing the scant goodwill we’d felt to this point and putting Three down for the count once and for all.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Vaxxed is, in the words of Sheriff Bart, the last act of a desperate man. It’s Andrew Wakefield’s Hail Mary, thrown — I hope — as his time in the public arena finally runs out.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Standoff holds up as a welcome alternative to its more strident brethren.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Convergence ends up squandering too much of its setup time and rushing to a largely unsatisfying conclusion instead of actually coming together in a meaningful way.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Hallow offers plenty of scares and is unnerving from wire to wire, wrapping up the second act with a bang and red-lining the tension until the end.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    There's much to like here, and ample scares for your brains.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    While his story is moving, Godspeed would perhaps have been more powerful if Barry spent more time balancing Jones's relative good fortune with the monumental hurdles faced by the less fortunate with similar injuries, instead of touching upon the issue in the film's final minutes.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    It doesn't hurt to have excellent support from the likes of Emma Roberts (as Ed's love interest Eloise) and Sarah Silverman, surprisingly winning as Ed's affection-starved mother. But it's Wolff and Rourke who have to carry the load, and for the most part they do.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Pete Vonder Haar
    L.A. Slasher isn't perceptive, shocking, or funny, and if it's remembered for anything, it will be for the tastelessly tone-deaf decision to have the Slasher kill a black actress by dragging her behind a van.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Bound to Vengeance strains credibility (seriously, she never calls the cops?) and swerves dangerously close to exploitation often enough that its semi-clever premise can't keep it on course.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Predictably ridiculous.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Ferrara, best known as "Turtle" on HBO's Entourage, plays what is essentially a muted version of that character. Abeckaser is more believable, which is unsurprising, since the movie is loosely based on his own experiences.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Perhaps even more disturbing than the Dickensian in extremis ordeal of Svalka life — including her rational yet heartbreaking decision to give up her baby rather than raise it in the dump — is Yula's straightforward acceptance of her situation.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The movie works because Christina's desire to help these kids feels natural, and because she herself shoulders burdens that would drive most people to the grave, all without losing her faith.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    What starts as a somewhat charming — if prosaic — story of love in the time of gentrification inexplicably spends most of its third act mired in the finer points of apartment hunting, like a tastefully lit HGTV show.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Messina, making his directorial debut, keeps it simple. Alex undergoes a surprising amount of personal maturation in a week, but Winstead never lets the character bog down in excessive navel-gazing.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Home Sweet Hell is a pleasantly unpleasant dark comedy, one that gives new meaning to "detached and subdivided" in the mass production zone.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    In spite of the tatty "coming of age" familiarity, Johnson's vision seems fresh and vibrant.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Lowell hews so close to the reunion-film formula he ends up stifling anything new that may otherwise have resulted.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Glendon Swarthout’s 1988 novel offered a rare approach to those Old West stories by shifting the focus to the women and children who often bore its brunt the worst, and Jones has — for the most part — successfully captured this, often in devastating fashion.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    The tension in Missionary is surprisingly effective, especially given how easy it should be to put out an APB on a guy on a freaking bicycle, and there are enough scares to remind you to keep the chain latched when those polite young men in the slacks and neckties drop by.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    The most interesting aspects of the film — the real pressures felt by caregivers; popular perception of the severely disabled — are obliterated by the heavy-handed script and Swank’s inspirational bromides.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's serviceable.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    A broad and occasionally disjointed indictment of the New York art scene and horrorcore rap that leaves no broad side of a barn untargeted.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Calling breathes new life into a moribund genre by touching oft-ignored themes and offering a bit of introspection to go along with the obligatory slashed throats and biblical portents.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    What makes The Dog so compelling isn't Wojtowicz's cinematic imprint but the place in history that was very likely denied him by chance and his own irascibility.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Wolf Creek 2 merely offers more of the same casual brutality. The only shocking (and depressing) part is how inured to it moviegoers have become.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Biyi Bandele's Half of a Yellow Sun strikes an admirable balance between drama and history.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Locker 13 brings the hurt, and not in a good way.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Intermittently refreshing yet thoroughly unpleasant.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Mostly, Guilty of Romance seems content allowing characters to verbally abuse each other before eventually reaching the inevitable conclusion that life is a burden and all love is illusory.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Sommers's script relies on rapid-fire banter between Odd, girlfriend Stormy Llewellyn (Addison Timlin) — yes, that's her real name — and Chief Porter (Dafoe), but occasionally feels forced.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    Hey, Crave, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's in the film's second half that Parkland goes all Tony Romo and fumbles. Instead of becoming truly engrossing, it threatens to descend into unreserved melodrama.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    It isn't until the ending, which turns the squirm amplifier up to 11 and exceeded even my horrific expectations, that we finally see the story's potential realized.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Matti sets a brisk pace, utilizing the squalor and desperation of Manila's slums and prisons as well as powerful, against-type performances by Torre and Pascual to give us a familiar yet engaging thriller (with more than a few surprises).
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The testimonials from a few of these people, with the realization they speak for tens of thousands, reinforces Inequality for All's sobering message while at the same time undercutting Reich's optimism.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    The doc affords us a look into a world rarely seen by the lumpenproletariat, though we could have done with fewer aerial/time-lapse shots and more history.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    As an official history, Spark shines adequate light; I just wish it had spent a little more time on the shadows.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Kinkle shows a deft hand at pacing and the gore is kept to a minimum.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    The endless hidden connections and coincidences eventually become ridiculous.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Writer-director Clément Michel can't escape the usual infant-related movie pitfalls.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Vlahakis's tale should be compelling, but a weak script and mostly dull performances (one exception: Billy Zane . . . I know!) make A Green Story more monotonous than mythic.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    With striking visuals reminiscent of Matisse and Chagall and a refreshingly (for domestic animation audiences) grown-up storyline, The Painting is almost reminiscent of, well, a work of art.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Desperate Acts of Magic is a pleasant little film.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    The depressingly predictable script—and tendency of everyone involved to jump to ridiculous conclusions—suggests a combination of Noises Off at best, and at worst, Three's Company.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    Scary Movie V murdered my capacity to feel joy.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    What starts out as a moderately interesting thriller in the vein of Blue Velvet and Angel Heart ends up less than the sum of its portentous parts.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Hunky Dory isn't blazing any trails, but if you're not wholly burned out by the genre and/or look back fondly on the Glam era, you'll find musicals haven't yet completely gone to the (diamond) dogs.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Firewall’s predictable second half betrays the film's early promise.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Pete Vonder Haar
    Borat isn't just one of the funniest movies of the year, it might be one of the funniest movies of all time.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    So who did kill the electric car? There are many suspects, and as it turns out, most of them are guilty.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    A thoroughly enjoyable film, and ranks with Pixar's best.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Fails to satisfy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Longest Yard lives or dies with its physical humor, a form of recent comedy I like to call slapstick sadism.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    On the whole, The Brothers Grimm is a mess; a formerly daring director’s attempt to cash in on big studio backing even after the rug has been pulled out from under him.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Works best when it sticks to some of the tenets of successful horror; namely, gore and surprise.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    I thoroughly enjoyed the street level perspective of the world being destroyed, it just would've been nice if they hadn't crapped out at the end.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    One of the drawbacks to rushing your sequel to theaters is that there's not a lot of time to hone dialogue and performances.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's noisy, nonsensical, and will fade from your consciousness even before you make it out of the theater lobby, but it's entertaining enough, and Tamahori throws us a few curve balls to keep things interesting.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Hairspray isn’t all that bad, frankly. The songs are catchy, most of the leads are engaging enough (Blonksy and Bynes especially), and there’s just enough low-key subversiveness to keep everything from getting too saccharine.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Leatherheads is as trifling as Clooney’s second movie (“Good Night and Good Luck”) was significant, but that’s okay. It succeeds where so many other romantic comedies fail because of a superior script and because everyone involved has the good sense not to take themselves too seriously.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    A visual triumph, and also a work of surprising warmth. No small accomplishment for a bunch of cadavers.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Dark Knight may not be a masterpiece, but it easily vaults to the top of any list of "best superhero movies."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    It has its share of eye-rolling moments, but at its heart there's a decent story.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Too often, the movie follows up Adams’ chaotic humor with weak slapstick and the incongruous love story.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    If Cars is indicative of the kind of movie we can expect from Pixar post-Disney merger, well, there's always Miyazaki.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Should have billed itself as a fairy tale, as that’s the only possible way to swallow what Prince-Bythewood and Kidd are feeding us.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Breach is a look at the insecurities and flaws we all carry, it just happens to be embedded in the story of the worst traitor in FBI history.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    It’s funny, it’s smart, and it pokes fun at exactly the things it should (organized religion, big business, and audience itself).
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Giamatti has his hands full trying to keep us from thinking about Burgess Meredith.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    First-time director James Gartner has managed to whittle away whatever was compelling about the 1966 Miners championship run.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    One of the best movies of the year, and a great accomplishment for Messrs. Harmon and Schrab. Maybe now we’ll get a feature length "Robot Bastard" movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Like all of his previous films, it's visually arresting - if any recent film embodies the concept of cinema as poetry, this it it - but unlike "Pi" or "Requiem for a Dream," these aren't characters we're ever invested in.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    What's more refreshing about Severance is how the movie's humor offsets the violence, and even that is pretty restrained (at least by modern standards).
    • 37 Metascore
    • 10 Pete Vonder Haar
    So remarkably free of laughs I might as well have been watching John Wayne Gacy’s home movies.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    It’s a thoroughly intense and mostly entertaining movie.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 10 Pete Vonder Haar
    Every rumor you’ve heard about this film is true; it’s an absolute wreck.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    An oddly sweet little tale, and easily Ferrell’s most enjoyable movie in recent memory. And even though his onscreen chemistry with Gyllenhaal fills me with murderous rage, this film goes a long way towards erasing the memory of his more obnoxious roles.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Too much of the time, Jackson is a complete blank, like he's bored with his own story.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Right out of the gate, we realize that bringing the series to the big screen makes the flaws that much more obvious. The voices are too thin, the music and lyrics too simplistic, and the production values are – frankly – too "televisual."
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    A sweetly engaging effort that manages a fair amount of charm and innocence in spite of the rather seedy surroundings.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Kirk and Mol are convincing, easily inhabiting their respective roles.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Two things come to mind as you watch the first act of Street Kings, the first is how fresh and exciting the movie would’ve been if it was released in 1984, the second is the question, “James Ellroy wrote that?”
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, who was essentially handpicked by now-executive producer Danny Boyle, gives us a more depressing look at humanity while retaining several of his predecessor’s moves. This isn’t always a good thing, since Fresnadillo can’t seem to get his fill of low-light hyper-edited fight scenes or frenetic hand-held shots of people running, but when used right it adds to the sense of claustrophobia and impending doom.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    The movie is engrossing and well-acted throughout (especially Khan), but ultimately leaves us less optimistic about the prospects for peace.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Not only did those so-called "demons" take the form of animals, but they actually talked!
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    Sellers' comic mastery is completely fumbled by Martin and director Shawn Levy.

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