Pete Vonder Haar

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For 338 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 12.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Pete Vonder Haar's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 53
Highest review score: 100 The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
Lowest review score: 0 Supercross
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 78 out of 338
338 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Isn't as dark or sinister as its source material, but it comes closer than any other filmed attempts to this point. It may only be a decent movie, but it's a pretty fine PKD adaptation.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Reaping isn't a total failure. Swank is never less than competent.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Starts off promisingly, but gets bogged down when it abandons humor for gravity.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Even if it wasn't exactly historically accurate (the film is only "inspired by true events," after all), innocents are killed in the crossfire all the time when these kinds of missions are undertaken, and it's a cop-out for Spielberg to pretend otherwise.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Depending on your expectations for Transformers, rear-ending theaters this July 4th, you’ll either be ecstatic or horrified to learn that the movie hits on all three cylinders in convincing fashion.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    Maybe if PETA tried being funny instead of comparing eating meat to the Holocaust, they’d have a bigger following.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Doesn’t always hit all the right notes...But in the end, Affleck displays a surprisingly sure hand, and Gone Baby Gone largely delivers.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    There are glimpses of the wit McKenna displayed in “Prada,” but these brief gasps of life are quickly suffocated by the inevitable schmaltz.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    In the plus column, Poseidon is a tightly-paced action movie that doesn’t depend too much on special effects for its thrills.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Lackluster dialogue, ludicrously unbelievable storyline, and the fact that the entire film looks and sounds like it was shot on a camcorder mean nobody outside of the studio’s target demographic is likely to check this out.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    When the most sympathetic character in your comedy is a skinhead, you’re definitely on to something, and Jensen definitely is here.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Computer movies have come a long way since the good old days of monitors projecting vector graphics on hackers’ faces, but there are still some forehead slappers in Untraceable.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Pete Vonder Haar
    I haven't seen such meaningful insight into the nature of human cooperation since this morning's "Sesame Street."
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    Elapsed time before I walked out: 29 minutes Total laughs (in that period): 0
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    Compared to Norbit, “Date Movie” is "Casablanca." If I thought hijacking a plane carrying prints of the film and crashing it into Murphy’s house would put a stop to it, I’d go out and buy a box cutter right now.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Far from a disaster, but doesn't rank with Mann's best work.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Especially to anyone with kids, the film packs some punch. Apart from that, The Pursuit of Happyness is emotionally manipulative and way too glossy to really hit home.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Slow in places, but the feeling of foreboding you’ll take away from it is undeniable.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    As Ferrell’s films go, Semi-Pro is, honestly, pretty damn boring.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    This is a superior horror film. It hits hard and fast, letting up only to inject some black humor and amp up the tension again before coming back for more. Feast is nasty, brutish, and short, just like Hobbes said all horror flicks should be.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    The more unpleasant aspects of the case are minimized in favor of telling the story and highlighting the effects of the case on these four men. It drags in spots, but even if Fincher hasn't hit it out of the park, Zodiac is easily a stand-up triple.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Let's start with the obvious: Olyphant just isn't that intimidating an assassin. Think of some of cinema's more memorable button men: Léon, Luca Brasi, Frank Nitti...that's right, not a pretty boy in the bunch.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Dumb, loud, and ludicrous in the extreme, and I actually enjoyed it.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Honestly, this movie would've worked a lot better had the Red Sox not won the World Series.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    Seriously, it's a bad sign for your "kids movie" when the kids in question are asking their parents, "When is something going to happen?"
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Not just one of the best "comic book" movies ever made, but also one of the best films of the year.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    With its emphasis on dialogue and political machinations over explosions and kung fu fighting, it remains to be see whether or not V for Vendetta will actually find one (a wider audience).
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    I know a lot of people with no knowledge of Sondheim’s musical (much less Bond’s play) are going to buy tickets for a cute holiday movie starring that handsome Johnny Depp and end up experiencing something else entirely. Bon appétit.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    The July 4th release is fitting, for Thompson was a true patriot. His longstanding association with the counterculture notwithstanding, Thompson loved this country and the things it once stood for, and his voice is sorely missed today, and whether you were a fan of his work or not, you'll find Gonzo well worth your time.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Quite possibly Clooney’s best effort to date.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    There are some genuine scares to be had here, and not just of the “Boo!” variety.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's a reasonably entertaining actioner, and Zwick doesn't shy away from depicting violence or the horrors of war, but as a social statement it falls a little short. And emeralds are prettier anyway.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Isn’t exactly dull, but it isn’t scary either.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Changeling is an almost universally impressive all-around effort, and is the best "dirty underbelly of Los Angeles" movie since "L.A. Confidential."
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    A poignant reminder of why people used to actually listen to their radios.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Better than the first in some ways: the superfluous Agent Meyers is gone, Doug Jones is great as Abe, and Strauss is an amusing addition (if almost structurally identical to Kroenen).
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    For all the effort Giamatti gives in making George a convincing character, the movie itself, never quite gets off the ground. The feel is too deliberately peculiar, and Goldberger's detached style never gives us a reason to invest ourselves in anyone but George.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Sicko Is flawed and occasionally stretches to make its point, but the movie's message speaks for itself.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    Smartly edited, utterly engrossing, and as intelligent an examination of American race relations as I've seen.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Honestly, the most shocking thing put forth in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay just might be the proposition that George W. Bush is actually a pretty cool guy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    There's no denying Banderas' talent as an actor, and he's admittedly fun to watch. The rest of the cast are serviceable, meaning Woodard finds new ways to show us how this Latin heartthrob melts her icy exterior.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Star Trek is pretty damn enjoyable. By resetting the franchise to what is essentially Year One, Abrams has the luxury of...gently reshaping the core characters.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    A perfectly serviceable action movie…better than most, in fact. The entire premise is growing creaky, however, leading us to think we might want to leave this particular spy out in the cold a while, before he becomes completely tiresome.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    The whole thing feels like a continuation of Lucas' experiments to see how much sh-- his dwindling supporters will take before finally saying "enough" and moving on to adult pursuits.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Plays like a 108 minute episode of Hawaii 5-0, minus the exotic locale.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    What sets Bier's film apart from similar fare are the consistently fine performances and powerful scenes of surprising ferocity.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Has a few high points, but feels far too disjointed and slapdash to favorably compare to what came before.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Scoop is about 50 minutes of plot padded with 40 minutes of Woody being Woody.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    What this movie needed was a leaner narrative focusing on Earl and Marshall while keeping Moore’s character in the background. What we end up with is a goofy and occasionally enjoyable mix of horror, comedy, and action that can’t entirely shed its excess narrative flab.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Q: When is a vampire not a vampire? A: When it goes out in daylight, sees itself in a mirror, doesn’t drink human blood, and still manages to suck.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    The question isn't whether Nispel's remake is better than the 1980 original (it isn't) but whether anything original is brought into the mix. And minus a mild plot twist you"ll probably see coming from the first five minutes, there isn't.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    If What Happens in Vegas... serves any purpose, it's to make me consider spending my gambling money in Reno or on a riverboat instead.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    In the end, nothing about The Interpreter strikes us as very original.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Actually one of the better comedies I've seen this year speaks volumes for the quality of the performances and the caliber of the script.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    The movie's strength is in the performances. And they're enough to make Steel City worth a look.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    A better-quality sequel, but that wasn't really too difficult. The original was one of the worst movies of 2005, and while "Rise" won't win any awards, it's (mostly) less offensive than its predecessor. Faint praise, but I'll be damned if I go any further than that.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Jarhead does feature stunning visuals. Mendes and cinematographer Roger Deakins have created some fantastic imagery.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Far from being a mere polemic, The Ground Truth is bolstered immeasurably by Foulkrod’s almost exclusive use of interviews with actual veterans.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Reviewing it is a wholly meaningless exercise, but I do it against my better judgment that anyone even seeks a second opinion before plopping down their hard-earned money for garbage like this.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Could have been both a gripping courtroom drama and a chilling "is she or isn’t she?" horror tale. What we have instead is a movie that drifts, almost unmanned, from plot point to plot point.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    What you won’t be able to ignore is the ridiculous way Vantage Point’s brings everything to an end.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Stop-Loss is a bit uneven. Mixed messages abound.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    You won’t want to sit through.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    It’s more than adequate as an old school action movie slightly updated for modern audiences.

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