For 1,486 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nick Schager's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Cielo
Lowest review score: 0 Vampires Suck
Score distribution:
1486 movie reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A delightfully zonked marital satire that lurches in various demented directions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    Come for the healthy servings of capuzzelle, zeppole, and scungilli, but prepare to choke on the stale and squishy platitudes about family and tradition.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 93 Nick Schager
    A mesmerizing film about the sweep and swirl of life, love, and the relationship between yesterday and today.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    [Its] staginess is offset by their blistering investigation of morality, manipulation, individual and social responsibility, and masculine power.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 65 Nick Schager
    If its fondness for stock formulas and scares means that it’s not shocking, it also knows how to play the hits—and, of course, to deliver on its promise of killer clowns in cornfields.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Amusing, energetic, and just clever enough to sustain its brief runtime, it serves up a boisterous and bruising brand of B-movie bedlam.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Cage makes a meal of it, attuning himself to director Lorcan Finnegan’s wacked-out frequency to deliver another tour-de-force of grief, regret, anguish, and seriously psychotic fury.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    Rehashing clichés with formal polish but little novelty, this oater is a dour affair made all the grimmer by the fact that there isn’t a second of its 139 minutes that isn’t colored, in some way, by the on-set shooting that made it notable, and notorious, in the first place.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    With Florence Pugh as the intensely magnetic center of this ramshackle maelstrom, and despite a couple of familiar Marvel shortcomings, it’s a protean superhero saga that stands on its own—regardless of its title’s qualifying asterisk.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Even in a genre that’s long indulged in excessiveness, this is the ruthless over-the-top carnage aficionados covet.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Lacks any sense of internal logic and is even lighter on surprising scares, dispensing only clichés that are as moldy as the haunted house in which his characters are confined.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    A brutal buddy film pairing Affleck’s killer with his equally murderous brother, it locates the humor in its mayhem and, for it, proves a superior sequel in every respect.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    If the spell it casts is somewhat familiar, it’s nonetheless enlivened by surefooted atmosphere, excellent puppetry, and charismatically outsized performances from Emily Watson and Willem Dafoe.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Mordantly, head-spinningly convoluted, it’s a unique take on the director’s favorite themes, laced with bleak wit and encased in an icy chill that’s fitting for a tale fixated on the grave.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    Never coherently articulates (or draws connections between) its various concerns, proving a handsomely horrific vampire bloodbath that, ahem, bites off more than it can chew.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Gracefully balancing its lighter and darker concerns, it’s a witty ride whose poignancy—like adulthood itself—sneaks up on you.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    A canny cautionary tale about the perils of looking for Mr. Right—and of keeping your phone powered on at dinner.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    A taut and terrifying portrait of courage under fire.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    G20
    Part Die Hard, part wish-fulfillment saga for a post-2024 present that didn’t come to pass, it’s a fantasy of feminist and U.S. might that’s chockablock with implausibilities.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    Unsurprising from start to finish and yet proficiently executed thanks to its impressive cast, it’s the definition of serviceable.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Energized by Ariella Mastroianni’s disoriented and frazzled lead performance, it begins unnervingly and ends, like all such sagas should, with haunting bleakness.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Block-headed from start to finish, it’s cinema in service of nothing more than IP exploitation.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Even at a brisk 85 minutes, it’s a bigger slog than a day spent mowing the grass.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Unlike its unique and fantastical title creature, it’s a commonplace monster mash which serves up only frenzied commotion and tired social commentary.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    A macho fantasy about a dad acting out his daughter-saving fantasy by rescuing a surrogate child, with Statham talking tough and acting tougher in typically forthright fashion.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A compassionate portrait of mourning and the bonds that keep us united.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Ash
    A hypnotic star child of out-there wonder and internal corruption and chaos.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    No Magic Mirror is needed to identify it as the lamest Mouse House re-do of them all.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    An ignominious tour-de-force for the esteemed headliner, who gets to indulge in just about every caricatured mannerism and colloquialism in the stale La Cosa Nostra cookbook.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    A superb thriller that employs common genre devices for a canny and caustic rumination on right and wrong, love and lust, virtue and vice.

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