Nick Schager
Select another critic »For 1,486 reviews, this critic has graded:
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43% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Nick Schager's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 57 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cielo | |
| Lowest review score: | Vampires Suck | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 660 out of 1486
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Mixed: 495 out of 1486
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Negative: 331 out of 1486
1486
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- Nick Schager
A delightfully zonked marital satire that lurches in various demented directions.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Come for the healthy servings of capuzzelle, zeppole, and scungilli, but prepare to choke on the stale and squishy platitudes about family and tradition.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A mesmerizing film about the sweep and swirl of life, love, and the relationship between yesterday and today.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
[Its] staginess is offset by their blistering investigation of morality, manipulation, individual and social responsibility, and masculine power.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
If its fondness for stock formulas and scares means that it’s not shocking, it also knows how to play the hits—and, of course, to deliver on its promise of killer clowns in cornfields.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 7, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Amusing, energetic, and just clever enough to sustain its brief runtime, it serves up a boisterous and bruising brand of B-movie bedlam.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 6, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Cage makes a meal of it, attuning himself to director Lorcan Finnegan’s wacked-out frequency to deliver another tour-de-force of grief, regret, anguish, and seriously psychotic fury.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Rehashing clichés with formal polish but little novelty, this oater is a dour affair made all the grimmer by the fact that there isn’t a second of its 139 minutes that isn’t colored, in some way, by the on-set shooting that made it notable, and notorious, in the first place.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 1, 2025
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- Nick Schager
With Florence Pugh as the intensely magnetic center of this ramshackle maelstrom, and despite a couple of familiar Marvel shortcomings, it’s a protean superhero saga that stands on its own—regardless of its title’s qualifying asterisk.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Even in a genre that’s long indulged in excessiveness, this is the ruthless over-the-top carnage aficionados covet.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Lacks any sense of internal logic and is even lighter on surprising scares, dispensing only clichés that are as moldy as the haunted house in which his characters are confined.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A brutal buddy film pairing Affleck’s killer with his equally murderous brother, it locates the humor in its mayhem and, for it, proves a superior sequel in every respect.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
If the spell it casts is somewhat familiar, it’s nonetheless enlivened by surefooted atmosphere, excellent puppetry, and charismatically outsized performances from Emily Watson and Willem Dafoe.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 18, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Mordantly, head-spinningly convoluted, it’s a unique take on the director’s favorite themes, laced with bleak wit and encased in an icy chill that’s fitting for a tale fixated on the grave.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 18, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Never coherently articulates (or draws connections between) its various concerns, proving a handsomely horrific vampire bloodbath that, ahem, bites off more than it can chew.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Gracefully balancing its lighter and darker concerns, it’s a witty ride whose poignancy—like adulthood itself—sneaks up on you.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 14, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A canny cautionary tale about the perils of looking for Mr. Right—and of keeping your phone powered on at dinner.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 11, 2025
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- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 10, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Part Die Hard, part wish-fulfillment saga for a post-2024 present that didn’t come to pass, it’s a fantasy of feminist and U.S. might that’s chockablock with implausibilities.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 10, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Unsurprising from start to finish and yet proficiently executed thanks to its impressive cast, it’s the definition of serviceable.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Energized by Ariella Mastroianni’s disoriented and frazzled lead performance, it begins unnervingly and ends, like all such sagas should, with haunting bleakness.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 3, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Block-headed from start to finish, it’s cinema in service of nothing more than IP exploitation.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Even at a brisk 85 minutes, it’s a bigger slog than a day spent mowing the grass.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 28, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Unlike its unique and fantastical title creature, it’s a commonplace monster mash which serves up only frenzied commotion and tired social commentary.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 27, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A macho fantasy about a dad acting out his daughter-saving fantasy by rescuing a surrogate child, with Statham talking tough and acting tougher in typically forthright fashion.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 26, 2025
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- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 26, 2025
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- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
No Magic Mirror is needed to identify it as the lamest Mouse House re-do of them all.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Nick Schager
An ignominious tour-de-force for the esteemed headliner, who gets to indulge in just about every caricatured mannerism and colloquialism in the stale La Cosa Nostra cookbook.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A superb thriller that employs common genre devices for a canny and caustic rumination on right and wrong, love and lust, virtue and vice.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 18, 2025
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