Nick Schager
Select another critic »For 1,486 reviews, this critic has graded:
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43% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics.
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Nick Schager's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 57 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cielo | |
| Lowest review score: | Vampires Suck | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 660 out of 1486
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Mixed: 495 out of 1486
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Negative: 331 out of 1486
1486
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reviews
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- Nick Schager
No matter its title, it’s a full-bodied triumph bursting with humor, tenderness, and imagination.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 6, 2025
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- Nick Schager
It’s no novel reinvention, but it’s cute enough to at least partially overcome its strained and uneven structure and performances.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 5, 2025
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- Nick Schager
The legendary star spends the majority of this misfire looking alternately bored and really bored—an emotion that viewers will find all-too-relatable.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 4, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A big, brash, laugh-out-loud crime spoof led by a great Liam Neeson performance.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 30, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Arguably the least inspired film in the actor’s canon, if not all of movie history.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 25, 2025
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- Nick Schager
The epitome of a knock-off B-movie—and one that’s only mildly entertaining when it shows its cards and goes full-on gonzo.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
An aggressively fine intergalactic adventure whose earnest optimism and sweetness flirts—faithfully and dully—with hokiness.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 22, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Taking aim at the left, the right, and every mad thing in-between, it’s a fierce and funny provocation designed to p--- off everyone along the political spectrum.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 17, 2025
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- Nick Schager
If genre fans will always know what it’s up to, that’s just another way it pays faithful homage to its by-the-numbers precursors.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
An odyssey that—weird characterizations notwithstanding—is tiresomely unexceptional.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Cloud is a portrait of merciless 21st-century commerce and social cruelty that’s filtered through various genre lenses.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 15, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Rife with Trump-era parallels that only augment its global relevance, it’s a warning about those who seek power by claiming holy authority.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 11, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A would-be franchise re-starter that resembles a Saturday morning cartoon come to overstuffed, helter-skelter life.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A globetrotting action comedy whose primary selling point is the chemistry of headliners (and The Suicide Squad castmates) Idris Elba and John Cena.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Even the least violent passages of this follow-up are a tedious drag, courtesy of a story that asks nothing of its lead Charlize Theron and her underwhelming co-stars except endless, enervating moping.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
The underwhelming result is similar to its signature beasts: a handsome clone that serves no purpose except to line its creators’ pockets.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Switching genres in a futile effort to justify the series’ continued existence, this misbegotten creation is a leaden and aimless bit of cinematic malware—not to mention the most convoluted 2025 theatrical release to date.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A gripping, unnerving, and altogether thrilling saga that both continues its predecessors’ illustrious legacy and initiates what’s shaping up to be a promising new horror trilogy.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 18, 2025
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- Nick Schager
An old-school Jerry Bruckheimer-produced spectacular, albeit one that never deviates from a familiar summer blockbuster course and, consequently, fails to truly kick into adrenalized overdrive.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Nick Schager
[Song’s] sophomore effort embraces a lighthearted rom-com template and then plays its material inaptly seriously—making it the cinematic equivalent of a sugary soda gone terribly flat.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Nick Schager
It’s not improbability that dooms this Al Pacino-headlined genre throwaway but a crushing lack of originality and a form that makes its clichés even harder to swallow.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 5, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Sinister even when it’s slyly winking at its audience, it’s a satisfying meal of tasty horror cheese.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Nick Schager
With an unhinged Sally Hawkins spearheading its mayhem, this sinister saga firmly establishes the filmmakers’ place near the head of the contemporary horror class.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 28, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Prescient about the dangers posed by AI and, more pressingly, the cutthroat, avaricious, and egotistical madmen who wield it, the film is an incisive portrait of 21st-century villainy, if ultimately a satire that can’t quite locate the funny in the horror.”- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Cartoonishly gory and drearily unoriginal and predictable, it’s a collection of tired devices and shout-outs that plays like training wheels slasher cinema.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Merely a cheeky pantomime rather than an actual adventure in which one might get swept up.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 22, 2025
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- Nick Schager
It’s jovial, zany, and sweet, and it recreates its adorable title alien via CGI (and a Sanders voice performance) with pitch-perfect accuracy.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 20, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A feature-length ego-stroke of monumental hubris that instantly assumes pole position in the race for year’s worst movie.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Lipovsky and Stein elicit not a single solid performance from their cast, and their tale’s twists are illogical even by the material’s established guidelines.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
When it kicks into gear in its second half, it provides the over-the-top thrills that fans have come to expect, and which are guaranteed to leave their hearts in their throats.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 14, 2025
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