For 1,486 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nick Schager's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Cielo
Lowest review score: 0 Vampires Suck
Score distribution:
1486 movie reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    No matter its title, it’s a full-bodied triumph bursting with humor, tenderness, and imagination.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 65 Nick Schager
    It’s no novel reinvention, but it’s cute enough to at least partially overcome its strained and uneven structure and performances.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    The legendary star spends the majority of this misfire looking alternately bored and really bored—an emotion that viewers will find all-too-relatable.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A big, brash, laugh-out-loud crime spoof led by a great Liam Neeson performance.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Nick Schager
    Arguably the least inspired film in the actor’s canon, if not all of movie history.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    The epitome of a knock-off B-movie—and one that’s only mildly entertaining when it shows its cards and goes full-on gonzo.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    An aggressively fine intergalactic adventure whose earnest optimism and sweetness flirts—faithfully and dully—with hokiness.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Taking aim at the left, the right, and every mad thing in-between, it’s a fierce and funny provocation designed to p--- off everyone along the political spectrum.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    If genre fans will always know what it’s up to, that’s just another way it pays faithful homage to its by-the-numbers precursors.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    An odyssey that—weird characterizations notwithstanding—is tiresomely unexceptional.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Cloud is a portrait of merciless 21st-century commerce and social cruelty that’s filtered through various genre lenses.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    Rife with Trump-era parallels that only augment its global relevance, it’s a warning about those who seek power by claiming holy authority.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    A would-be franchise re-starter that resembles a Saturday morning cartoon come to overstuffed, helter-skelter life.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    A globetrotting action comedy whose primary selling point is the chemistry of headliners (and The Suicide Squad castmates) Idris Elba and John Cena.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    Even the least violent passages of this follow-up are a tedious drag, courtesy of a story that asks nothing of its lead Charlize Theron and her underwhelming co-stars except endless, enervating moping.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    The underwhelming result is similar to its signature beasts: a handsome clone that serves no purpose except to line its creators’ pockets.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    Switching genres in a futile effort to justify the series’ continued existence, this misbegotten creation is a leaden and aimless bit of cinematic malware—not to mention the most convoluted 2025 theatrical release to date.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Nick Schager
    A gripping, unnerving, and altogether thrilling saga that both continues its predecessors’ illustrious legacy and initiates what’s shaping up to be a promising new horror trilogy.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    An old-school Jerry Bruckheimer-produced spectacular, albeit one that never deviates from a familiar summer blockbuster course and, consequently, fails to truly kick into adrenalized overdrive.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    [Song’s] sophomore effort embraces a lighthearted rom-com template and then plays its material inaptly seriously—making it the cinematic equivalent of a sugary soda gone terribly flat.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    It’s not improbability that dooms this Al Pacino-headlined genre throwaway but a crushing lack of originality and a form that makes its clichés even harder to swallow.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    Sinister even when it’s slyly winking at its audience, it’s a satisfying meal of tasty horror cheese.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Nick Schager
    With an unhinged Sally Hawkins spearheading its mayhem, this sinister saga firmly establishes the filmmakers’ place near the head of the contemporary horror class.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 68 Nick Schager
    Prescient about the dangers posed by AI and, more pressingly, the cutthroat, avaricious, and egotistical madmen who wield it, the film is an incisive portrait of 21st-century villainy, if ultimately a satire that can’t quite locate the funny in the horror.”
    • 41 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Cartoonishly gory and drearily unoriginal and predictable, it’s a collection of tired devices and shout-outs that plays like training wheels slasher cinema.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Merely a cheeky pantomime rather than an actual adventure in which one might get swept up.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    It’s jovial, zany, and sweet, and it recreates its adorable title alien via CGI (and a Sanders voice performance) with pitch-perfect accuracy.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 35 Nick Schager
    A feature-length ego-stroke of monumental hubris that instantly assumes pole position in the race for year’s worst movie.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    Lipovsky and Stein elicit not a single solid performance from their cast, and their tale’s twists are illogical even by the material’s established guidelines.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    When it kicks into gear in its second half, it provides the over-the-top thrills that fans have come to expect, and which are guaranteed to leave their hearts in their throats.

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