Nick Schager
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42% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics.
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Nick Schager's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 57 | |
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| Highest review score: | Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia | |
| Lowest review score: | I Send You This Place | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 651 out of 1473
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Mixed: 491 out of 1473
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Negative: 331 out of 1473
1473
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- Nick Schager
A globetrotting action comedy whose primary selling point is the chemistry of headliners (and The Suicide Squad castmates) Idris Elba and John Cena.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Even the least violent passages of this follow-up are a tedious drag, courtesy of a story that asks nothing of its lead Charlize Theron and her underwhelming co-stars except endless, enervating moping.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
The underwhelming result is similar to its signature beasts: a handsome clone that serves no purpose except to line its creators’ pockets.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Switching genres in a futile effort to justify the series’ continued existence, this misbegotten creation is a leaden and aimless bit of cinematic malware—not to mention the most convoluted 2025 theatrical release to date.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A gripping, unnerving, and altogether thrilling saga that both continues its predecessors’ illustrious legacy and initiates what’s shaping up to be a promising new horror trilogy.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 18, 2025
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- Nick Schager
An old-school Jerry Bruckheimer-produced spectacular, albeit one that never deviates from a familiar summer blockbuster course and, consequently, fails to truly kick into adrenalized overdrive.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Nick Schager
[Song’s] sophomore effort embraces a lighthearted rom-com template and then plays its material inaptly seriously—making it the cinematic equivalent of a sugary soda gone terribly flat.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Nick Schager
It’s not improbability that dooms this Al Pacino-headlined genre throwaway but a crushing lack of originality and a form that makes its clichés even harder to swallow.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 5, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Sinister even when it’s slyly winking at its audience, it’s a satisfying meal of tasty horror cheese.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Nick Schager
With an unhinged Sally Hawkins spearheading its mayhem, this sinister saga firmly establishes the filmmakers’ place near the head of the contemporary horror class.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 28, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Prescient about the dangers posed by AI and, more pressingly, the cutthroat, avaricious, and egotistical madmen who wield it, the film is an incisive portrait of 21st-century villainy, if ultimately a satire that can’t quite locate the funny in the horror.”- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Cartoonishly gory and drearily unoriginal and predictable, it’s a collection of tired devices and shout-outs that plays like training wheels slasher cinema.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Merely a cheeky pantomime rather than an actual adventure in which one might get swept up.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 22, 2025
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- Nick Schager
It’s jovial, zany, and sweet, and it recreates its adorable title alien via CGI (and a Sanders voice performance) with pitch-perfect accuracy.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 20, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A feature-length ego-stroke of monumental hubris that instantly assumes pole position in the race for year’s worst movie.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Lipovsky and Stein elicit not a single solid performance from their cast, and their tale’s twists are illogical even by the material’s established guidelines.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
When it kicks into gear in its second half, it provides the over-the-top thrills that fans have come to expect, and which are guaranteed to leave their hearts in their throats.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A delightfully zonked marital satire that lurches in various demented directions.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Come for the healthy servings of capuzzelle, zeppole, and scungilli, but prepare to choke on the stale and squishy platitudes about family and tradition.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A mesmerizing film about the sweep and swirl of life, love, and the relationship between yesterday and today.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
[Its] staginess is offset by their blistering investigation of morality, manipulation, individual and social responsibility, and masculine power.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
If its fondness for stock formulas and scares means that it’s not shocking, it also knows how to play the hits—and, of course, to deliver on its promise of killer clowns in cornfields.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 7, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Amusing, energetic, and just clever enough to sustain its brief runtime, it serves up a boisterous and bruising brand of B-movie bedlam.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 6, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Cage makes a meal of it, attuning himself to director Lorcan Finnegan’s wacked-out frequency to deliver another tour-de-force of grief, regret, anguish, and seriously psychotic fury.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 2, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Rehashing clichés with formal polish but little novelty, this oater is a dour affair made all the grimmer by the fact that there isn’t a second of its 139 minutes that isn’t colored, in some way, by the on-set shooting that made it notable, and notorious, in the first place.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 1, 2025
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- Nick Schager
With Florence Pugh as the intensely magnetic center of this ramshackle maelstrom, and despite a couple of familiar Marvel shortcomings, it’s a protean superhero saga that stands on its own—regardless of its title’s qualifying asterisk.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Even in a genre that’s long indulged in excessiveness, this is the ruthless over-the-top carnage aficionados covet.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Lacks any sense of internal logic and is even lighter on surprising scares, dispensing only clichés that are as moldy as the haunted house in which his characters are confined.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A brutal buddy film pairing Affleck’s killer with his equally murderous brother, it locates the humor in its mayhem and, for it, proves a superior sequel in every respect.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
If the spell it casts is somewhat familiar, it’s nonetheless enlivened by surefooted atmosphere, excellent puppetry, and charismatically outsized performances from Emily Watson and Willem Dafoe.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 18, 2025
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