Mike D'Angelo

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For 786 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mike D'Angelo's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Pig
Lowest review score: 0 11 Minutes
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 53 out of 786
786 movie reviews
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Epistolary courtship can be achingly romantic—but only on paper, where it belongs.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s tension between sincerity and falsity is nonstop palpable; virtually every scene threatens to collapse and implode due to the gravitational weight of its heightened reality. The correct answer to any such mighty swing for the fences is: Yes, you may start.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Running just 75 minutes and seemingly loath to move beyond superficial feints at both comedy and melodrama, A Faithful Man, by comparison, barely qualifies as a trifle.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s no satisfying end point to this movie (which premiered at Sundance as a 135-minute work in progress; over 20 minutes have since been trimmed), which reaches its alarmist conclusion quite early on and then functions more as a frustratingly sporadic video diary.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Adios serves as a loving tribute to their memory, but has little else to offer that the original film didn’t provide.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Demme barely even makes an effort, shooting mostly in bland close-ups with the occasional zoom for completely random emphasis. Nor does A Master Builder have any meta-element—it’s like "Vanya On 42nd Street" without 42nd Street.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The Green Prince relates gripping events in a doggedly subdued manner, via direct-to-camera interviews and dramatic re-creations.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
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    The result is decidedly uneven, but the film’s sheer creative ambition is invigorating.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Without a hair-trigger renegade like Popeye Doyle or a long-awaited De Niro-Pacino showdown at its center, this procedural account, running well over two hours, takes on a certain plodding, obligatory vibe.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    There isn’t much to it, really, but a little truth and loveliness is always welcome.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, this is a movie to appreciate in isolated bits and pieces.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is mostly one long stalling tactic, indulging in unreliable flashbacks and narrative wheel-spinning to expand the details of its tragic scenario to feature-length. When it finally gets to what happened, though, prepare to cringe.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Sealey, whose formal touch often flirts with cliché (lots of circling around Hagmaier and Bundy, with one man’s face temporarily obscured by the back of the other’s head), pointedly reminds us of Bundy’s many victims, even though none of them are shown.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    At times, Porumboiu’s mix of repetition and resignation recalls Samuel Beckett, and if the overall result is more of a clever exercise than a proper movie, it’ll still have some dryly amusing appeal for those who appreciate intellectual absurdism.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    What’s both intriguing and frustrating about the screen version, however, is the way that it flirts with a much thornier and potentially richer possibility, only to ultimately back away from that idea in favor of a straightforward plea for justice.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    This is a movie, not a book or feature article. And having a subject who largely refuses to cooperate, thereby forcing the filmmakers to sit around at home and relate much of what happens indirectly, doesn’t exactly make for a classic.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Save Yourselves! didn’t have the budget to pull off its ambitiously bizarre and essentially unresolved ending (which might not have been satisfying even had it been fully realized—it’s really way out there, quite literally), but it gets the small things just right, and that’s far more important.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s clear that these kids have a genuine problem, and a more probing film might have questioned the cultural factors that contribute to it, as well as the efficacy of more or less kidnapping errant youths and trying to coerce them back into productivity. Web Junkie doesn’t do much probing, however.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    With this basic conflict established early on, You Will Be My Son endlessly spins its wheels, offering up scene after scene of Deutsch screwing up, or just plain existing, and Arestrup tossing deeply disgusted glances in his direction.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Gabriel, the first feature written and directed by Lou Howe, gives Culkin an opportunity to demonstrate serious range, and he takes full advantage; if this film doesn’t ignite his career, it’ll only be because too few people see it.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Little Feet barely even qualifies as slight. It’s more of a limbering exercise for its director than a full-fledged project, and it’s overly reliant on his offspring’s minor charms.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Van Warmerdam keeps things engrossingly ominous throughout, and Bijvoet has a lot of fun with his passive-aggressive creepazoid, but Borgman is both too self-consciously odd and too bluntly punitive to draw real blood.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    A surprisingly nasty piece of work, more reminiscent of old John Dahl thrillers from the ’90s (Red Rock West, The Last Seduction) than of "Let’s Be Cops."
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    At bottom, this is the story of freaks and geeks everywhere: a quest for the like-minded, rooted in obsessive engagement with a tiny sliver of pop culture.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The script is consistently either overexplicit or undernourished, and there’s only so much two fine actors can do.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The open secret in Amy Berg’s documentary An Open Secret is that child actors are regularly molested by the adults — managers, publicists, producers — who help them launch their careers. Such an important subject deserves a serious, thoughtful film. Instead, it got Berg (Deliver Us From Evil, West of Memphis), who’s prone to all manner of cheesy manipulation.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Peterloo does get progressively more compelling as it goes. Leigh hasn’t lost his knack for finding first-rate but relatively little-known actors.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    Unfortunately, like most home movies, it’s of precious little interest to non-relatives.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Don’t get too excited: Not only is there nothing especially dirty about Dirty Weekend, the latest and lamest film by erstwhile provocateur Neil LaBute, but the movie doesn’t even occupy an entire weekend.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie is almost literally a trial to watch, demonstrating all the passion and excitement of an unedited C-SPAN broadcast.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The cast is immensely appealing, the heist is ingenious, and the collision of hardscrabble working-class kids and Sideways-style alcohol snobs generates steady laughs, though somewhat predictable ones.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s no much going on here, either thematically or narratively.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    It does offer a very amusing portrait of guile and idiocy. Think of it as a divertissement. Both Austen and Stillman would surely approve.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    A musical with numbers written by The National was a terrific idea, and so was Dinklage as Cyrano. Just not at the same time.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    For a first-time director, Amini demonstrates considerable skill both with actors and with the camera, giving the film a pungent balance of visual elegance and moral seediness.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The result feels like an experiment to determine whether sheer creativity can transform the mundane into the magical, and qualifies as a partial success. If nothing else, you have to concede that they tried.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    In Fear takes place almost entirely inside a moving car, severely limiting both the cast’s isolation (a big factor in Blair Witch’s strategy) and the extent to which they could wander off in an unexpected direction. Instead, the film simply goes in circles.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    As vicarious, you-are-there re-creations of historical events go, it’s creditably workmanlike; whether that’s the best use of the dream factory is another matter.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Following the self-importance of recent (and inexplicably prizewinning) films like Arirang and Pieta, however, Moebius feels like a giddy, playful return to form. It’s as uproarious as genital mutilation gets.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The ending is intended to be ambiguous, but it’s not too hard to guess what happened in advance, as it’s the only dramatically satisfying option. What’s no longer at all certain is what it means.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    [Graf's] handsomely mounted, beautifully acted epic biopic (running just shy of three hours) succeeds in reducing the lives of three important figures in German literary history to a rather banal love triangle.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a fascinating story here, but the movie never gets out of its own way long enough to tell it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Félix & Meira eventually proves to have more in common with "Fill The Void," and with Burshtein’s effort to depict Orthodox Judaism as more than just a women’s prison, than it had appeared.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Enjoy the wordplay in the title, because that’s as witty as the horror comedy Life After Beth ever gets.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    Staying Vertical is distinguished largely by its poker-faced playfulness. Bonnard is a wonderfully quizzical presence in the lead, expertly creating the impression of a person who has no idea what he wants but is nonetheless determined to get it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Hodierne’s intentions were unquestionably good—he spent years researching the short and feature, working with Somali non-pros—but he still managed to fall into the same trap as the other American films on this subject, focusing on individuals rather than group dynamics.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Hearts Beat Loud is smart, sincere, expertly performed (though Ted Danson, in a small role as Frank’s favorite bartender, gets little to do apart from echo Sam Malone), quietly progressive (Sam’s ethnicity and sexuality elicit no onscreen comment whatsoever), and just thoroughly… nice.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a feature-length whine of frustrated entitlement. A movie less suited to its cultural moment would be hard to imagine.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Director Megan Griffiths, best known for the grim human-trafficking drama "Eden," proves surprisingly adept at this lighter material, maintaining a slightly loopy tone that serves to make the occasional dramatic moments all the more piercing.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Its innocuous take on pregnancy is its most substantial flaw.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    The Princess Of France ambles from one low-key encounter to another, rarely engaging directly with the Bard, and never elevating its heart rate beyond the resting level.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    What comes across most strongly is the genuine, overpowering love these two women have for each other, even when they’re in direct competition.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    [Lhermitte's] energetic performance is by far the best reason to see the film, which should probably have been directed by somebody else; Tavernier has little flair for comedy.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 16 Mike D'Angelo
    Katherine Heigl has exactly one funny moment in the dire black comedy Home Sweet Hell, which is still one more than anybody else has.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Janiak handles both horror and drama ably enough to suggest that she’d excel at either genre. She hasn’t yet mastered the combination, but it’s only her first try. Give her time.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Sunset, Nemes’ second feature, not only confirms his talent but demonstrates that his style works beautifully even when transferred to perhaps the least horrifying milieu imaginable.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    As Trey Parker and Matt Stone have taught us, you need a montage, and The Courier serves up several expert ones, leaning hard on shots of Penkovsky snapping photos of documents in shadowy storage rooms. Cooke also has a terrific camera sense in general, and can create a mood just by abruptly shifting angles.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    For better and for worse—often simultaneously—few movies have been as unflinching about the ugly, heartbreaking ways human beings can mutually exploit one another for fun and/or profit.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is a little too cute and scattershot to achieve real profundity, with the doll-woman too often coming across like a playfully erotic version of Being There’s Chance the Gardener, defined entirely by her absence of guile.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Fans of both non-action Asian cinema and stifling bureaucratic nightmares, your long wait is finally over.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s third act plays like a nihilistic Liam Neeson thriller, with Kruger struggling in vain to make Katja’s actions remotely believable.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 90 Mike D'Angelo
    Shot over five nights in a single location, and almost entirely improvised, Coherence is no-budget filmmaking at its most delectably inventive.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s an unusual but surprisingly effective mix of outrageousness and sincerity, in which the four anxious revelers somehow function both as broad caricatures and as real, complex human beings.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Pacific Rim never amounts to more than the sum of its setpieces, but it delivers on the promise of its premise.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Unfortunately, this bland, incurious oral history focuses exclusively on what’s admittedly the most superficially fascinating chapter of their lives: the eight years they spent making movies together in North Korea, after Kim Jong-il had them kidnapped.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s only so much anyone can do with a conceit that amounts to a movie-length speech delivered to a coma patient.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ace cinematographer Mark Ping Bing Lee (In The Mood For Love) does a superb job of creating an Impressionist look, especially when shooting exteriors, but the film’s loveliness is skin-deep.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Like a Saturday Night Live sketch that airs in the show’s final 10 minutes, Quentin Dupieux’s Keep An Eye Out tosses around ridiculous comic ideas as if secure in the knowledge that few people will ever see them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    At long last, Nasty Baby decides what it wants to be: a complete mess.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s easy to see why Demme admires the man, but amiability doesn’t make for a great documentary subject. If anything, it tends to be something of a drawback, offering only warm fuzzies.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s the best of the trilogy, though that’s not saying much; Xavier and his gal pals have mellowed somewhat with age, and Klapisch seems much more energized by New York than he was by his previous locales.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    So give Don Cheadle credit for innovation, at least: His Miles Davis biopic (which he directed, co-wrote, and stars in), Miles Ahead, tackles the problem head-on… by inventing cinematic things for Davis to do when he’s not playing music, including ludicrous car chases and gunfights.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    Despite its undercurrent of anger at Wilde’s mistreatment by fashionable English society, the film feels like a vanity production—and Everett clearly fears that it may be perceived that way, as he opts to bill himself fifth (non-alphabetically) in the cast, despite appearing in almost every shot. Such false modesty ill suits a flamboyant legend like Oscar Wilde, even in a perverse account of his slow fade to black.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Moore here makes his strongest bona fide argument in ages, albeit one that still gleefully stacks the deck and avoids examining possible downsides too carefully. He even comes across as genuinely patriotic, in his own way.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is grotesque and bizarre without ever really being funny, and while the sight of Mikkelsen as a nebbishy loser is initially bracing, the novelty wears off fast, leaving little else.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Confirms director and co-screenwriter Serge Bozon as one of French cinema’s true oddballs.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    So many truly disturbing revelations pile up in the final half hour or so that processing the relevant information leaves little time for raw emotion. Swank’s nameless character, in particular, remains a pencil sketch. Still, there’s no question that Sputore can direct a movie.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Kelly & Cal is worth seeing, if only because it gives Lewis her first truly meaty role in years.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Goldthwait stays behind the camera, but his long personal history with Crimmins provides him with access that no other filmmaker would likely have been able to get, given how ferociously the man guards his privacy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The screenplay — written by Bellocchio in collaboration with several others — has no particular point of view regarding Buscetta, seeming content merely to take us step by step through his two decades as an informant.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The images are gorgeous, but they’re gorgeous in a void; unlike in The Silver Cliff, the intended connection to the people who inhabit them is missing. Possibly Aïnouz let autobiographical impulses lead him astray. Or maybe he’s an avant-garde filmmaker at heart.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a welcome throwback, moving at a brisk clip and allowing its impressive cast to embody some cherished archetypes.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Schlöndorff's Tin Drum, like most adaptations of great literature, serves mostly as a fascinating but superficial gloss on material that just doesn’t lend itself well to visual storytelling.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Things perk up when Fiennes belatedly appears, and while this isn’t one of the performances he’ll be remembered for, by any means, he delivers a fine moment of utter disgust at the government’s naked corruption in the film’s very last scene. Ending on that note feels right.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    In the end, Mr. Nobody’s title is simply too apt.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    In short, this is yet another doc that would make a first-rate book or lengthy article, gaining almost nothing from its chosen medium apart from (maybe) greater exposure. There’s no legitimate taxonomic reason for this material to be designated a film.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s remarkably assured and subtle work, worthy of comparison to Catherine Deneuve’s brilliantly blank turn in Buñuel’s film.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The more Electrical Life conforms to what one would expect of a Louis Wain biography, the less idiosyncratically compelling it becomes. An entirely fictional story loosely inspired by the man and his wife, but beholden to nothing, might have been genuinely electrifying.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Even if Cheap Thrills isn’t always plausible, though, it’s still a fair amount of twisted fun, thanks mostly to a surprisingly, effectively low-key turn by Koechner as the game’s emcee.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s appeal, predicated on its rare close-up look at a working Bishop Of Rome, will be limited primarily to the faithful; those hoping for a candid portrait of the man beneath the cassock will be sorely disappointed.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Re-conceiving the tone was a smart move on Pesce’s part—a faithful, ultra-grim adaptation would likely have been unbearable. Trouble is, he loses his nerve. Or maybe he just ran out of ideas.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s the kind of sprawling, everything’s-connected moral tapestry that reached its nadir with Paul Haggis’ inexplicable Oscar winner Crash—not remotely as dire, thankfully, but with many of the same fundamental flaws.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Church’s indelible character study can only carry this wan, skeletal picture so far.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Jimmy’s Hall is one of [Loach's] clunkers: Footloose set in 1930s Ireland, basically, with jazz in lieu of Kenny Loggins.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a folly of the first order, but one that many people will nonetheless want to see, if only because it’s so out there.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    All in all, the original 1972 version of Weekend Of A Champion, which ran a fleet 80 minutes,was probably a thorough if minor pleasure. Unfortunately, that’s not the version now being released. Polanski says that he felt the need to re-edit the picture in order to make its rhythm more palatable to a modern audience.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The Ones Below is a thriller that exasperates more than it thrills.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is strongest when simply exploring the terrible notion of triage among the healthy, with everyone involved fully aware of which individual will be deemed the most expendable.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The film shrewdly keeps us inside Chloe’s head, filtered through her very limited comprehension of her burgeoning and truly awesome abilities.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Moss spends the better part of a year just trying to get his subject to betray some raw emotion, even going so far as to have Chasten pose interview questions at one point. It’s not as if Buttigieg stonewalls the camera, either. He’s just not, at heart, a very demonstrative guy.

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