Mike D'Angelo

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For 786 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mike D'Angelo's Scores

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Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Pig
Lowest review score: 0 11 Minutes
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 53 out of 786
786 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    What it demonstrates most conclusively is that writer-director John Maclean, making his first feature after a career spent mostly as a musician (notably as a member of The Beta Band), knows how to tell a terrific yarn. Why he chose not to do so with the movie as a whole, then, is something of a mystery.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Youth is slightly less garish and bombastic than his Italian pictures (which include The Great Beauty and Il Divo), but it’s no less free-associative, building meaning from juxtapositions that feel largely intuitive. If you’re on Sorrentino’s wavelength, that can feel liberating. If not, “oppressive” might be a better word.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Everything onscreen still feels credible, but forbidden-love stories are as predictable as the changing of the seasons. Summertime had briefly seemed to promise something more mercurial.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 33 Mike D'Angelo
    Butler sleepwalks through his thinly written role, and the ostensible tension between the two brothers, flaring up whenever the energy starts to sag, never feels like anything but a bald contrivance.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    A lazy shoulder shrug of a movie that never bothers to work out who its characters are, what they want, or why their ostensible problems should be of interest to anyone else.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    From moment to moment, The Silence can feel a bit pokey, as it divides its attention among a host of characters and never builds up much urgency about the fate of the second victim, whose body hasn’t been found.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Mumford and O’Leary struggle to make sense of their characters, but are stymied by a script that regards them primarily as mouthpieces for talking points that, again, aren’t even the points anyone’s using when talking about drone warfare.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s gradual shift from broad yuk-fest toward something closer to indie drama (while still striving to be funny) isn’t wholly successful; it’s difficult to achieve the catharsis of, say, Kelly Reichardt’s "Old Joy" when you start out like "Napoleon Dynamite." But at least Avedisian tried.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    There are no outright disasters and two superlative shorts, one of which may well turn out to be this year’s single greatest cinematic achievement. Even if the rest are mostly forgettable, that batting average still qualifies as success in this notoriously erratic mini-genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    War is hell, in other words, and punishing these soldiers—and Winfield in particular—for doing what they were taught to do is wrong.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Like most mediocre documentaries these days, Fed Up alternates between regurgitated facts (often presented in snazzy animated interludes), talking-head interviews, and a “human angle” involving a few regular folks who are struggling with the problem in question.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The Imitation Game is at its best when it focuses on the collision between cryptography and proto-programming. (No individual can truly be said to have invented the computer, but Turing comes close.)
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    As pop sociology, London Road doesn’t delve terribly deep, repeating the same simple observations (principally: people are self-interested) over and over. As a nearly avant-garde musical, however, it’s a constant grin-conjuring marvel.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s worth seeing just for its object lesson in how shifts in perspective can radically alter the tenor and meaning of material that might otherwise come across as pompously silly.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s bracing to see Basinger take on something this dark, even if the darkness is empty.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Director Sally El Hosaini, who also wrote the screenplay, proves better at introducing dilemmas for her characters than at resolving them.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Divines, written and directed by French-Moroccan filmmaker Houda Benyamina, rivals "Girlhood" as a portrait of combustible banlieue femininity, emanating raw energy and scrappy good humor even as it builds to an unexpectedly tragic and horrifying finale.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    With Brad’s Status, Mike White (best known for writing School Of Rock and creating Enlightened) has chosen an alternate route: Make the movie you want to, but sheepishly apologize for its existence — not via interviews or post-screening Q&As, but within the context of the film itself.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    How one responds to Meru will largely depend on whether its three subjects come across as heroically courageous or suicidally reckless.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Mike D'Angelo
    Few drug-induced visions, however, can match the playful ingenuity of this freewheeling assault on the senses, which eschews conventional narrative in favor of one mesmerizingly bizarre image after another.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    If one were to watch this jagged, restless movie with no knowledge of who made it, guessing that it sprung from the same mind that created "Old Joy" or "Meek’s Cutoff" would be impossible. Intuiting that this gifted novice filmmaker would go on to bigger and better things, however, would be child’s play.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, the search here isn’t so much for Bergman as it is for a thesis and conclusion. Those who know nothing about the subject will learn a little. Those who know a lot will learn very little.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    We’re talking maximum sound and fury, and while no movie that stars Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard could signify nothing, this one doesn’t signify a whole lot.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s refreshing to see a prestige costume drama so interested in its heroine that it treats “happily ever after” as an afterthought.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Solnicki has admitted in interviews that he more or less made the movie up as he went along, not knowing quite what he was after, and it shows. But he has a remarkable eye and boundless curiosity, and those two qualities are enough to sustain a brief yet restlessly inventive exploration like this one.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Whether it’s possible to go on loving somebody who’s no longer himself is a momentous question that this movie largely ducks, ultimately providing an answer that seems imposed from without rather than arrived at organically.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The same fundamental strengths and weaknesses — the former usually outweighing the latter, happily — are evident in all of his movies, no matter who’s in charge. A master like Fincher can add some visual zing, but the song remains the same.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a compelling story. Trouble is, it isn’t a terribly visual story, and this documentary doesn’t serve it nearly as well as a book or lengthy article would.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Eventually, Preparations has to stop preparing and deliver some sort of answer to its central mystery, even if that turns out to be one of those maddening or exhilarating (according to taste and/or how skillfully it’s handled) shoulder shrugs. Sadly, the reveal here is quite banal, which retroactively makes the film as a whole play like a prolonged, unsatisfying tease.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The inherent risk of this vérité approach is that your subject won’t prove to be all that fascinating, and The Brink, while far more openly critical of Bannon than "American Dharma," ultimately offers little justification for spending an hour and a half in his company.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s also just magnificently goofy, unafraid to court ridicule and confident enough to take captivating detours.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a film of nearly pure sensation: woozy, intoxicating, visually gorgeous… and maddeningly repetitive.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Frequently charming. Marion-Rivard, who won Canada’s equivalent of the Best Actress Oscar earlier this year (the film itself won Best Picture), gives a strong, sophisticated performance, even as she’s disarmingly open in a way that would be almost impossible for an actor without Williams syndrome to fake.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Orson Welles famously called filmmaking “the biggest electric-train set any boy ever had,” and Raiders! captures that spirit without inviting the mockery that, say, American Movie does.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    One hires Cage for a generic timewaster like this in the hope that he’ll make it at least a little more interesting on screen than it was on paper, by virtue of some crazed facial expressions and off-the-wall line readings, but he evidently wasn’t in the experimenting mood.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a film that wants to celebrate as much as doom-say.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a pleasure to see Shelton in her element again, guiding actors to places that feel unexpected yet authentic. Maron is an ideal match for her sensibility, and they make terrific scene partners, too. May this be the start of something special.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Barfly has few peers when it comes to pitch-black comedies of ill manners.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Paddleton takes its emotional cue from "Terms Of Endearment," expanding that film’s final stretch into an entire feature and replacing mother-daughter bonds with the deep but usually unspoken love shared by two male buddies.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The human brain, this movie suggests, is the ultimate horror-movie director, and sleep-paralysis hallucinations are just an extreme form of the standard-issue nightmares we all unwillingly create on a regular basis. It’s one thing to be tormented. It’s another thing to face the grim reality that you’re tormenting yourself.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is never less than fascinating, but it appears to be so intensely personal as to be all but indecipherable to viewers not personally acquainted with the filmmaker, or at least in possession of the press kit.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    "Leviathan" (2014) pushed pitiless corruption into something like black comedy; Loveless is anything but funny, but does at least acknowledge fleeting moments of joy and understanding, even as it insists that they’re not nearly enough.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Where You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet added layers of meta-reflection to plays (by Jean Anouilh) that are terrific in their own right, Life Of Riley struggles in vain to find cinematic value in one of Alan Ayckbourn’s lesser efforts.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    He’s (Riley Stearns) fashioned a movie that undergoes a slow, captivating metamorphosis, scene by scene, though who’s the caterpillar and who’s the cocoon remains unclear until the very end.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Gottsagen is too lively to be completely pinned down by feel-good clichés, and his unpredictability brings out the best in LaBeouf. As in most buddy pictures, so long as the chemistry works, all else is forgivable.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    Nobody involved ever came up with an idea or character remotely worth exploring, yet they all forged ahead anyway, placing their faith in the filmmaking process itself, and this damp squib of an ostensible movie is the decidedly lackluster result.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    The characters inhabiting this convoluted, tough-to-follow story feel too much like chess pieces, despite the refreshing multi-ethnic cast.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Perugorría is such a terrific, soulful actor that he makes Viva’s predictable dramatic trajectory — disapproving dad slowly grows to accept his child’s differences, while the kid gradually learns to forgive his father’s lifelong absence — seem a bit less moldy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    This is a film that moves too erratically to ever gain momentum, seemingly by design.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Originally released at a time of national anxiety—four months before Pearl Harbor—the comic fantasy Here Comes Mr. Jordan positively radiates reassurement, in the form of a beatific and perpetually amused Claude Rains.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Hausner’s previous feature, Lourdes, was sometimes frustratingly opaque, but at least it had a discernible pulse. Here, she seems more interested in period décor and symmetrical compositions than in Kleist, Vogel, or any of the ideas they espouse and/or embody. Her impressive formalism is hollow.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    With so much talent involved, there are inevitably some amusing moments, which keep tedium at least partly at bay.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Tackling another secretary of defense, Donald Rumsfeld, in The Unknown Known, Morris has finally met his match. The film is illuminating only in its utter lack of illumination — for looking deep into the eyes of someone incapable of letting his guard down and finding, predictably, nothing whatsoever.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Alas, while modern technology allows for impressive, convincing effects work on a comparatively tiny budget, the basic concept itself hasn’t improved with age. Clever ideas are still in short supply.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    If nothing else, this is the least festive Christmas movie since "Bad Santa," dissecting the absurd belief that the holiday season can somehow magically cure all ills.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Smiling Faces is a strongly promising first effort, introducing a talented filmmaker who’s still in the process of finding his own voice. Still, don’t be too surprised if, three or four features down the road, it retroactively looks much more singular.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Throw in expert use of a picturesque yet oppressive location and Dark River almost manages to overcome narrative inertia via sheer force of will. It’s a beautifully crafted, moodily evocative film that’s missing just one spark of true inspiration.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Zero Motivation never stops being sharply funny, and there’s scarcely a hint of didacticism in its depiction of female soldiers who are essentially treated as a secretarial pool, so bored that they have to invent tasks to perform and create melodrama from scratch.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Mozhdah, appearing in her first film, can’t match the astonishing, bone-deep understanding of psychic masochism and involuntary complicity that Nicole Kidman brought to her similarly fraught therapy sessions in "Big Little Lies" — this film isn’t operating on that rarefied level in any respect, frankly — but she does manage, in this quietly harrowing scene, to make Nisha more than just a helpless victim.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    How to Make Money Selling Drugs is breezy fun, even when it eventually turns openly cynical.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    When Chronic premiered at Cannes in 2015 (where it unexpectedly won Best Screenplay), one tweet waggishly retitled it Caring Is Creepy, and it really does play, for better and worse, like a lengthy exploration of that Shins song’s thesis.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Duplass and Paulson counteract the deliberately banal dialogue (Duplass also wrote the screenplay) with superbly anxious body language; Jim and Amanda’s “casual,” “amiable” chitchat is so painfully forced that it’s a wonder nothing ruptures.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    If Garrel’s recent films (which also include In The Shadow Of Women and Frontier Of Dawn) play like variations on a theme, this one at least varies more than usual.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Because little happens story-wise, Cannibal necessarily functions as a character study, but one that’s frustratingly short on character.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Either one of these dual narratives might have worked reasonably well on its own, even if Reem’s situation—complete innocent seeks to escape grave danger—is inherently more gripping than Huda’s. Leaping back and forth between them undermines the former’s urgency while underlining the latter’s single-spare-room theatricality.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Unfortunately, while there’s enough fascinating material here for an hour-long documentary, this one runs two hours, with most of the present-day talking-head footage (interspersed throughout, to momentum-halting effect) feeling irrelevant.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The bold, arresting movie doesn’t really work, but is nonetheless almost impossible to stop watching.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Rather than aim for uproarious, it constantly settles for amusing.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The film struggles in vain to balance petty infidelities and other personal crises with displacement, famine, and death.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    If the film fails to deliver wonders, it does offer substantial pleasures.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    What primarily comes across is a film about squandered creativity that itself ignores and trivializes the creative process, pretending that child prodigies produce masterworks unconsciously, like a chicken laying eggs. That’s a poor lesson to impart.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a wishy-washiness to the film’s ideological bent that keeps steering things in a more conventional direction, as if Jones (or perhaps Glendon Swarthout, who wrote the source novel) were afraid to take this risky material all the way. It’s a decidedly bumpy ride to an odd destination.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a difference between an exhibition of one photographer’s work and a speedy tour of a museum’s entire photography wing, and Watermark feels more like the latter, despite Burtynsky’s involvement.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Brun, who had never acted onscreen before (like almost the entire cast), won Berlin’s Best Actress prize, and her guarded yet tremulous performance is the film’s primary virtue. But she can’t singlehandedly bring depth to the superficial scenario that Martinessi has engineered for this intriguing character.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie isn’t afraid to go to some dark places.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Because the actors are uniformly strong, though, and because the neighborhood itself provides such a credible context, Slattery manages to create the impression of an immense backstory that informs every interaction, making any sketchiness seem like naturalism rather than a failure of imagination.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a magnificently acrid showcase for two idiosyncratic actors who seem uncannily in tune with each other, even as their characters are out of sync.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s at once ridiculous and genuinely inspiring—Robert Altman in a nutshell.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    As a sequel, Queen & Country doesn’t work at all, primarily because Boorman waited far too long.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, you’re looking at four men struggling to explain an act of post-adolescent stupidity, accompanied by elaborate moving illustrations. It’s moderately entertaining, but the calories feel empty.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Everybody Knows never quite makes the leap from engrossing to exciting. Even the story’s one big plot twist is obvious enough that many will guess it well in advance, and it doesn’t reverberate backward the way that long-buried secrets usually do in Farhadi’s work.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s fourth murder involves the slow asphyxiation of the viewer’s patience.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Viewers will be torn between admiring its laid-back naturalism and wishing it possessed just a little more oomph.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Characters are occasionally in physical danger (a young Charles Bronson, still billed as Charles Buchinsky, plays Jarrod’s mute muscle), but true horror derives from the juxtaposition of composed behavior and obscene acts. No one delivered that combination better than Vincent Price.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Chow’s go-for-broke sensibility has been sorely missed, and a tale of demons is the ideal context for the gravity-defying, logic-impaired stunts he favors.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Superficially similar to Hany Abu-Assad’s Oscar-nominated Omar, it’s a considerably more complex and nuanced examination of the conflicted loyalties and dangerous relationships that characterize daily life in the Middle East, featuring remarkably strong, charismatic performances by a host of mostly non-professional actors.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, despite Kikuchi’s expressively dour performance and David Zellner’s formal invention... Kumiko feels like a collection of amusing and/or depressing riffs stitched together within a context that barely matters.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s arguable that the jocks and cheerleaders are this movie’s true heroes, without whom those pathetic dorks would never be able to find one another.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ghost Stories works best as an exercise in nostalgia. Those seeking hardcore, modern-day scares will be disappointed.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    At just 75 minutes, the movie doesn’t wear out its welcome, though its shapelessness can be frustrating; it ends abruptly, on a moment that could be interpreted as a triumph or as a profound loss, and it doesn’t seem to care much what one concludes.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    People Places Things, though reportedly also based on Strouse’s own experience, plays like a mediocre, bloated sitcom episode — never novel or insightful, and only moderately funny.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Fans of Robert C. O’Brien’s 1974 novel will likely be appalled. Those unfamiliar with the cult classic, on the other hand, are more likely to scratch their heads in bewilderment, wondering how a yarn with such potential is so suddenly derailed.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Earnestly well-intentioned and doggedly uncommercial, this is the kind of film that’s worth rooting for in principle, but a solid cast and evocative 35 mm photography can’t compensate for its slightly stultifying familiarity.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    American Promise, shot over a period of 13 years, is by no means a wasted effort. At the same time, though, it’s hard not to wonder whether directors Joe Brewster and Michèle Stephenson (who are married) wound up with a film that even remotely resembles whatever vague idea they had in mind back in 1999.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Drama is driven by conflict, but in this particular case it’s the calm between the storms that captivates.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie looks superb, especially for its minuscule budget. While Adams is clearly a very promising director, however, his screenwriting chops aren’t so advanced. This is one clunky amalgam of mystery and guilt.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    First-time writer-director Jenny Deller has assembled a superb cast, with Madigan in particular making the most of her character’s no-nonsense flintiness.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Consequently, anyone coming to Ned Rifle cold will be bewildered. But there are numerous pleasures for the initiated, from Ryan’s continuing dissolute mellifluence as Henry Fool to Simon’s rebirth as a terrible stand-up comic constantly monitoring the comments on his blog.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Haushofer’s book may be a classic, but this is the least imaginative way of filming it imaginable, short of simply pointing the camera at a copy and rapidly flipping the pages.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Alive Inside runs a brisk 78 minutes, but that’s still far more time than it requires to make its point; once you’ve seen a couple of old people suddenly come to life upon hearing “I Get Around” or “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You,” there’s not much to be gained by being presented with half a dozen more instances.

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