Michael Roffman

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For 101 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Roffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 This Is Spinal Tap
Lowest review score: 0 31
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 69 out of 101
  2. Negative: 9 out of 101
101 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Roffman
    It’s a visceral piece of horror that’s as bleak as it is beautiful.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Roffman
    Spree works better as a performance piece for Keery, who never eases up on the pedal. He’s legitimately haunting as Kurt, and like the best sociopaths in film, there’s a subtle guilt that comes from wanting to see what he’ll do next. Oddly enough, that feeling speaks louder than anything actually said in the film.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Roffman
    The Nice Guys spends nearly two hours treating Crowe and Gosling like a pair of piñatas, beating them mercilessly and unapologetically, and it’s watching them crawl out from underneath and towards some form of redemption that makes the film a genuine smash.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Roffman
    The problem is that something never adds up to much of anything. Even thematically, the whole picture feels all over the place, oscillating hazily between half-baked meditations on man vs. nature and unfinished portraits of family values. Even so, Saulnier’s scope and visual endurance is admirable, to say the least, and it’s clear that he could do something this brazen eventually with a much stronger script.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Roffman
    Alone is exactly what it sells — a taut, hot-wired survival thriller. With its gaunt storytelling, meaty characters, and high-stakes action, the film delivers on all fronts.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Roffman
    It
    The whole movie is affecting, so much so that Pennywise doesn’t even matter. In a way, he’s more of a McGuffin to the real horrors at hand, from parental abuse to violent bullying to the unnerving revelation that life has only just begun.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Roffman
    Berg offers a visceral experience that overwhelms with startling humanity.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Roffman
    Vox Lux wants to be everything and winds up being nothing. By the end, when the whole thing devolves into a dubious concert film, and we’re watching fake fans go crazy over fake songs, there’s this uncanny valley of universal bliss that’s just achingly hollow.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Roffman
    Juliet, Naked could have been great. Hawke and Byrne do have a chemistry, but they’re always on a separate bill, to crib from the musical theme. Even worse is the ensemble of supporting characters, which tends to be the strongest facet of any Hornby adaptation.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Roffman
    Long Shot is a major win for Levine, Rogen, and Theron, who defied the odds to deliver an instantly re-watchable hit. It’s sexy, it’s funny, it’s smart, it’s topical, and, above all, it’s exactly what some people need right now.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Roffman
    The middle school dialect takes a backseat to the ingenuity on hand. It’s quite clear that the masterminds behind Sausage Party really thought this one out, examining this world long enough to have the most fun in it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Roffman
    Creed 2 is a commendable chapter in the franchise, thriving from a strong commitment to character, mostly thanks to Stallone’s reverence to his own legacy and the new one being created for Jordan.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Roffman
    You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll wince, and you’ll sigh. Such is the genius of Wiener-Dog, and of Solondz, and why he remains a reliable visionary.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Roffman
    There’s just no subtlety to any of the proceedings and while there’s an argument to made in how the film’s fairly transparent about these intentions, none of it rises above being anything more than an average historical recap.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Roffman
    The film is a friendly, warm, and inviting documentary that dances and shouts without ever shaking its body down to the ground. There aren’t any revelations, there aren’t any demons, and there’s zero drama. It’s simply another rolodex of talking heads — including David Byrne, speak of the devil — that want to talk about Michael Jackson.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Roffman
    It’s essentially David Fincher’s The Game matched with the comic overtones of Horrible Bosses, which is why it winds up being an entertaining jaunt.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Roffman
    For a film that’s all about hope and rebellion, it’s kind of ironic how it’s such a conflicted mess in and of itself. The Force should have been stronger with this one.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Roffman
    As expected, the real flexes come from the four principal stars. Winter seamlessly slides back into his flannel as Bill, wisely dialing things down to address the years. However, Reeves dials it down too much, coming off as nearly geriatric as he shuffles around as his buddy Ted.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Roffman
    It’s a treacly slog that’s regretfully forgettable.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 33 Michael Roffman
    It’s slick and stylish to the point of distraction. This isn’t horror; this is exaggerated carnival fare.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Roffman
    In one corner, you have Scott, fighting to tell an existential thriller about gods, creators, and evolution, and in the other, you have this obvious insistence to pay an ungodly amount of fan service to the past.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Roffman
    The problem is that, for all of its cinematic merits, there’s something strange about this particular vampiric parable.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Roffman
    Born to Be Blue serves as an honest and heartfelt ode to not only Chet Baker, but those who revel in the occasional highs and neverending lows that overwhelm the pursuit of art.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Roffman
    The Beach House won’t be for everyone. Those coming in expecting a doozy of infections and balls-to-the-wall, gross-out horror will likely leave nursing a sunburn. But if you can appreciate those moments within what’s essentially a pandemic survival story, then you’ll walk away with a nice tan.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Roffman
    While the cabin seemingly offers a rural respite, the endless snow and the situational horror of it all adds agoraphobic washes to any space. Couple that with captivating uses of grey and silver — seriously, the gradient factor in those two colors here is awe-inspiring by itself — and the dread becomes suffocating.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Roffman
    When you’re not shaking your head at Theron’s glass-crunching gymnastics, you’re probably soaking up Leitch’s emerald-lensed atmospheres, Luhrmann-esque set pieces, and the sensual lighting that could give Nicolas Winding Refn a seizure or two. That’s all without saying a single thing about its fabulous soundtrack.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Roffman
    It’s not exactly the repeat masterpiece of yesteryear, but that was never going to happen. Instead, it’s a proper and agreeable reunion for fans who grew up, but still have that hungry desire to toss aside reality and enjoy a little unadulterated fun.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Roffman
    Narratively, the Zellners are always looking to zag, and while that leads to some surprising passages, not all of them are safe. Instead, they often spill into dead ends, forcing them to backtrack and carry on elsewhere.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Roffman
    Whether we follow Han Solo through hyperspace for more adventures is up to Disney, but what we got here is enough to keep us coming back again and again...That’s the best kind of Star Wars movie.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Roffman
    Despite Pazienza’s own pitfalls and perils, the film never registers as anything more than a boilerplate boxing drama, which is a shame because the material is all there, it’s just hamstrung by a flimsy screenplay that refuses to let its characters exist on their own.

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