Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
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    • 100 Michael Ordoña
    Against the Current is a gem. It’s gorgeous in many ways.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Ordoña
    Ne Zha II surprisingly contains a sincere-feeling theme of individuality, of resisting what society commands a person to be rather than embracing their nature.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    Day Shift is a damned delight. One would be tempted to call it the best horror comedy of 2022 so far, but it mixes so many genres it’s more like 2022’s best horror-buddy-cop-cartel-drama-bounty-hunter-martial-arts-action comedy (so far).
    • 52 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    It’s a ‘70s paranoia movie in the best sense. And this is no hackneyed tribute; it’s complex, murky, propulsive.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    The Wild Robot has a lot to say and its own way of saying it. It’s a big-studio animated feature that has its own look, feel and identity, wrapped around an unusual story with ample humor and plenty of emotion — all of it earned. The movie’s vocal performances, especially from leads Lupita Nyong’o and Pedro Pascal, are excellent. It’s lovely on the outside and on the inside.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    In Swan Song, [Ali] lives in both drama and sci-fi worlds as he crafts a man coming to grips simultaneously with his own mortality and the dawn of something new for humanity.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    In its mix are ethical quandaries in biotechnology, nature versus nurture and an adorable-sexy-disturbing monster. So there's that. But it wins best in show by focusing on one of the weirder relationship triangles in recent memory.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    How It Ends works both as an alternative to the usual, race-against-time or humanity-sucks apocalypse dramas, and as a personal exploration of settling affairs — and it’s a comedy.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    It’s a surprise contender for Best Christmas Movie of the last several years.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Cinematically, it draws influence from Terence Malick, but in a good way. It’s atmospheric, but not at the expense of emotion and humor.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Consider the sequel curse broken: Fear Street Part 3: 1666 satisfyingly wraps up Netflix’s R.L. Stine movie trilogy with deepened themes, more fully realized characters and enjoyable twists that lend dimension to the arching story.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    While it’s sometimes dizzying in its visuals or its joy, it’s often not cute. It can be fun, even exhilarating. It can also carry the emotional impact of loss.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    In the hands of director and co-writer Santiago Mitre, co-writer Mariano Llinás and lead actor Ricardo Darín (“The Secret in Their Eyes”), Strassera is the slow-but-steady one in the story of “The Tortoise and The Junta: The Little Prosecutor Who Maybe Couldn’t, But Wouldn’t Quit.” He’s what one might call “endearingly competent.” The characterization they achieve is something rare and commendable: a lead who is interestingly uninteresting.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Not much happens in the understated British comedy Days of the Bagnold Summer, and that’s rather the point. It’s a truthful and sometimes moving slice of life (and cake) elevated by vivid lead performances.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Sisters on Track is a lovely, immersive look into the lives of three Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, girls.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The Kid Detective is an unexpected mix of disparate elements that in the wrong hands could have resulted in lumpy parody but, fortunately, pours out as something smooth, funny, dark and potent.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    There are fun characters and dazzling action sequences. The filmmakers’ approach to rethinking legendary figures and placing them in a kind of timeless, weirdly teched-out reality is intriguing.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    It’s an insightful, deeply felt film that lets us in on a personal evolution.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Tammy’s Always Dying is a richly observed comedy-drama. Johnson’s direction is intelligent and restrained.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Thanks to the synthesis of adaptation, direction and ensemble — especially its leads — The Valet rewardingly finds its own way.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Copshop is an enjoyable, slow-burn action movie featuring a smart script, sharp direction, strong cast — and the emergence of a possible star.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Hard Luck Love Song is a happy but gritty marriage of material, filmmaker and star. Much is asked of Dorman, and he delivers all.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Run
    Chloe’s determination and smarts make Run much more enjoyable to watch than the vast majority of specimens of the genre. She credibly thinks her way through problems. When things are dire, she ratchets up her courage — and Allen sells us on it all.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    M.C. Escher: Journey to Infinity succeeds where so many documentaries about artists fail: It provides real insight into the art. It’s a welcome trip for those fascinated by his iconic, mind-bending depictions of illusions, evolutions and eternal cycles.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The distinctive visual style is notably fluid and detailed. The layout artists craft lovely painted environments with rich textures. The action is enjoyable and character-specific. As one would expect from an anime this popular, the imagination is off the charts.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    (A)beautifully shot, fascinating film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The flesh-and-blood protagonists are powerful, driven people caught in a riptide.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Profile works on several levels — as a cinematic feat, dual character study, gripping thriller … and as a cautionary tale.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    In any genre, a distinct filmmaking voice and clever avoidance of cliches earns a closer look; perhaps even more so in the realm of sci-fi/horror. And no spoilers, but where Come True lands is extremely satisfying.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    While the film’s dialogue and characters aren’t exactly unique, its visuals are remarkable and it’s actually about something. It’s a ripping yarn, a gorgeously rendered kaiju adventure on the high seas that uses fantasy to ask pertinent questions about the stories we believe, and who benefits from that belief.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    That rare zombie movie with actual scares.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    No Man’s Land comes out of the blue to comment memorably on the immigration crisis by simply giving human life its due. It’s wise and empathetic and worth a watch.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Like a lot of recent documentaries about the overdue reckoning for sexual predators in positions of power, Athlete A is a reminder that the rot is sometimes within the system itself, not just within the criminals it benefits.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    What emerges is a chilling portrait of what happens when people in power just ignore sociopolitical norms and behave as though the rules don’t apply to them.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    The convoluted plot will leave viewers with some unanswered questions, should they pull at its threads, but it’s a good bet they’ll likely leave well enough alone after being so entertained.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Yes, it’s a familiar formula, though instead of buddy cops, it’s buddy cleaners. What these “Wolfs” do is shades darker than the gentleman thievery of the “Ocean’s” larks, and the character comedy comes from a deeper place.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    The fun and human “Thunderbolts*” is an encouraging sign for the MCU’s future.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Guadagnino’s filmmaking has never been more vivid.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Roofman hooks viewers with its compelling depiction of a person too smart for his own good. It’s funny and moving, however close to or far from the real events it may be.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    The result is a genre entry that avoids the missteps of so many spy movies — the superhero protagonist, the mission not being compelling, relying too much on action sequences and predictable betrayals. Instead, it invests in its world, its relationships, and its premise.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Whereas “Weeks,” made without Boyle’s and Garland’s involvement, felt like a rehash with poorly motivated actions, “Years” is carefully thought out and would be vibrant filmmaking even without the previous material.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Nickel Boys offers a different way to understand horrors based on true events not that far in the past by plunging viewers into its characters’ humanity.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film gets laughs from a script emphasizing Steve’s awkwardness and the soundtrack’s use of ’80s power ballads. Of course, nothing in it is as endearing as the birds themselves. The mere sight of their fat bodies waddling across the ice gets the warmest response of all.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Despite I Want You Back’s heaping helping of the usual rom-com balderdash, both Slate and Day provide enough underdog charisma to make us root for their characters, if not their wrongheaded quests.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The environments are impressively painted. The film’s framing, light, shadow and color are expressive. The creatures are creatively designed and occasionally just bizarre enough to be funny.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It isn’t exactly terrifying, but is well-acted and sinister enough to rise (levitate ominously?) above the pack.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The easy chemistry of Peña as the humble and brilliant aspirant and Salazar as the supportive, put-upon wife with dreams of her own makes their scenes together highlights. Salazar brings life and charm to a role that, in another biopic, could have been pretty thankless.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    You’ll be pleased to discover the entertaining remake has its charms; it actually is all that, for the most part.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The slapstick generally works and the movie milks Bautista’s sheer size and roughness, compared with tiny Coleman’s crafty fearlessness. Much of the story is telegraphed, but it’s not about shocks or surprises. It’s a charming diversion stocked with people who are fun to watch.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It will surprise none of Merlant’s fans that she gives herself over to the role. Whatever you think of Jeanne’s attachment, Merlant lets you in on Jeanne’s feelings. You believe this really matters to her.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    You don’t have to be into football to appreciate the high-stakes struggle in National Champions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Where the documentary succeeds most plangently is in its fan testimonials of the album’s impact and Blige’s emotional recollections of the songs’ roots.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Aggie is a well-made portrait of an admirable woman you come away feeling you’d like to meet.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    If the end-of-the-world genre seems downright somnambulant lately, Awake is jolting proof a fiendishly clever twist can shake it from its doldrums.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Paper Tigers may not be a deep comment on aging or friendship, but it has enough humor and action to make it worth a few rounds.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Fear Street Part 2: 1978 is no classic, but it’s a clear improvement on “1994,” with more tension and excitement (and generous gore).
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    An intelligent, sometimes moving, sometimes funny sci-fi examination of emotional autonomy amid futuristic pharmaceuticals, until an awkward shift into thriller territory dilutes its purity.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    In Embattled, the human side feels explored, as if the film could have been made without the MMA scenes and still been a worthwhile watch. But it does have those adrenaline-injecting fights, so … all the better.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Highwaymen captures, through the eyes of common people, the perceived rebel spirit that made the couple folk heroes during the Great Depression. It establishes through wardrobe and production design how rough that era was. It’s not just a setting; it’s a grim and desperate worldview.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    “Wolfboy” is a compassionate film with some insight into being different and into the destructiveness of letting the world’s unkindness shape one’s self view.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Jerry & Marge Go Large is a charmer. It’s a low-key, fact-based caper movie that overcomes some broad comedy leanings to settle into the sweet stuff in the soft center. It’s bolstered by a funny script and dependably sharp performances by Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Rams isn’t earth-shattering, but real-feeling and engaging, with a strong cast and fine sheep and a good dog.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    “Dicks” can’t maintain that level of performative thrust all the way through; it sags a bit in the middle, as one might expect from making the considerable jump from the stage and through the hoops of major revisions. But the film bounces back toward its back nine.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film mixes horror elements with surreal fantasy and the crushing realism of a serious family drama. It’s metaphorical, vague but also precise in its specificity for the horrific trials these people are to face — their personal hell.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It’s smart and engaging once it gets going and presents a tense, fun labyrinth for viewers to navigate. One just wishes the cheese at the end were more rewarding.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Boss Level takes a well-worn gag and injects energy, showing the genre is still a game worth playing.
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    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    A breezy, energizing and fun look at the hip-hop and improv theater collective
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The point of DiMaria’s absorbing and passionate documentary is there was much more to his uncle than being one of the “others” in an infamous murder spree.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The movie is Barrymore’s, of course. Even after the initial jolt of seeing her as a cursing hellion and an ambitious hanger-on wears off, she does not disappoint.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Migration isn’t exactly unique, but it’s different enough. And in today’s factory filmmaking, that’s almost as unlikely as milking a duck.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    While the result may be scattershot at times, the achievements of these badass professionals are worth a look — especially if, like this writer, you believe an Oscar category for stunt performers is long overdue.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story is struck from a familiar template: inactive protagonist, dead parent, worries about popularity, a regional competition looming. But the film distinguishes itself from there, largely due to the direction of “Fast Color’s” Julia Hart.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film, based on Romain Puértolas’ novel, has clever touches and is consistently engaging, if meandering.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    What audiences are likely to come away with most of all is a pondering over how these many sides could coexist in the same person, perhaps wondering what they think of him — and finding it difficult to arrive at an answer.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film of Howl, like its source material, is undeniably brave, committed and inventive.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    As the film focuses more tightly on [Ressa], it becomes a more gripping document. And it certainly is gripping, as the cloud of menace threatening her becomes firmer.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story moves crisply, though with all the twists and the lack of introductions to the main players, it’s not easy to follow at first. The fights and chases are handled expertly (the “action director” is Jung Doo); they’re dynamic but believable and deliver emotional impact.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The Princess is an unabashedly feminist action-adventure in which the central character rises from her dormancy to slash the patriarchy. It couldn’t be more timely, and it’s a good time too.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Its narrative flaws (and there are serious ones) are more or less overcome by its compelling protagonist and the loving marital relationship at its center.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The whole point of this illuminating and often moving film is that all of these people have a tale to tell — and one that’s not as simple as Hollywood would have it.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story of that one miserable shoot is still a useful way to consider both the brilliance of Sellers and the damage he wrought, as well as demonstrating the ludicrous leeway granted to celebrities and the ways that obvious warning signs of possible mental illness often went unheeded.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Doesn't offer moviegoers one obvious message, but rather a complex and considered glimpse into a rarely seen world, one of utter absurdity and horror.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Michael Ordoña
    Despite traversing such a familiar track, “F1” delivers something made expressly for the big screen experience. What keeps it from being purely the kind of “theme park” Martin Scorsese demeaned in his criticism of Marvel movies is the Pitt of it all; fortunately for “F1,” it’s always Sonny on the human side.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Nothing here is especially revealing or deep; but the doc is pleasantly positive, and it does have something to say about how the expectations for dads today are higher than ever.
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    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s light on the science and heavy on the action.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Ultimately, it’s about the bonds of sisterhood and how those who know you best and love you most can help you heal, or at least start you on that path. Its vagueness serves almost as a Rorschach test. How effective it is as a drama may depend on your perspective.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The dialogue can be clunky and easy to guess in advance, and there’s an unfortunate reliance on jump scares. The thing to remember is this is all part of a larger story, and without spoiling anything, that story does get significantly more interesting.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s more of the same, for better or worse, but likely with enough bells and whistles — especially those new characters — to please younger fans.
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    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The handcrafted feel of the film is mainly a virtue, setting it apart from the vast majority of animated fare.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The performances are uniformly solid, especially by the two leads, and the generally low-key cinematic style keeps us in the pocket of the story.
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    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    There are nagging narrative gaps and some jumping around — while that’s a bit jarring, one supposes it’s apropos for the film’s handmade feel. This isn’t an official document; it’s a fan’s eyewitness account.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The subject is absorbing, but the lack of differentiation in dramatic levels makes the film feel longer than its 126 minutes.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    A First Farewell is a gorgeously shot window into a world most of us hadn’t looked through before, but it’s worth examining the meanings of its images.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The movie isn’t unusual-looking or surprising, but my daughter assures me fans of the show will not want to miss it. The rest of us will be immersed in warm confusion as things we just don’t understand unspool before us.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom may not be consequential in the long run, but it’s a mostly diverting, upbeat closer, one that could hint at the tone of things to come.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The superb fight choreography and committed execution by the two women in the ring (real-life UFC champ Valentina Shevchenko is convincing as Jackie’s opponent), informed by Berry’s skill as an actor conveying Jackie’s desperation, make the final fight thrilling and cringe-inducing — in a good way.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Sometimes the cheekiness works and sometimes the empowerment theme feels forced.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    While Fatale isn’t special, it’s better than most specimens of the genre due to its turns (again, I recommend skipping the trailer — which also makes it look like a differently made film, one using bolder cinematic techniques) and Swank’s exploration of her character.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Kate has its charms.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins ends up having enough good-time action sequences to make it worth the popcorn money.

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