Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Nothing here is especially revealing or deep; but the doc is pleasantly positive, and it does have something to say about how the expectations for dads today are higher than ever.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s light on the science and heavy on the action.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Ultimately, it’s about the bonds of sisterhood and how those who know you best and love you most can help you heal, or at least start you on that path. Its vagueness serves almost as a Rorschach test. How effective it is as a drama may depend on your perspective.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The dialogue can be clunky and easy to guess in advance, and there’s an unfortunate reliance on jump scares. The thing to remember is this is all part of a larger story, and without spoiling anything, that story does get significantly more interesting.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s more of the same, for better or worse, but likely with enough bells and whistles — especially those new characters — to please younger fans.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The handcrafted feel of the film is mainly a virtue, setting it apart from the vast majority of animated fare.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The performances are uniformly solid, especially by the two leads, and the generally low-key cinematic style keeps us in the pocket of the story.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    There are nagging narrative gaps and some jumping around — while that’s a bit jarring, one supposes it’s apropos for the film’s handmade feel. This isn’t an official document; it’s a fan’s eyewitness account.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The subject is absorbing, but the lack of differentiation in dramatic levels makes the film feel longer than its 126 minutes.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    A First Farewell is a gorgeously shot window into a world most of us hadn’t looked through before, but it’s worth examining the meanings of its images.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The movie isn’t unusual-looking or surprising, but my daughter assures me fans of the show will not want to miss it. The rest of us will be immersed in warm confusion as things we just don’t understand unspool before us.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom may not be consequential in the long run, but it’s a mostly diverting, upbeat closer, one that could hint at the tone of things to come.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The superb fight choreography and committed execution by the two women in the ring (real-life UFC champ Valentina Shevchenko is convincing as Jackie’s opponent), informed by Berry’s skill as an actor conveying Jackie’s desperation, make the final fight thrilling and cringe-inducing — in a good way.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Sometimes the cheekiness works and sometimes the empowerment theme feels forced.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    While Fatale isn’t special, it’s better than most specimens of the genre due to its turns (again, I recommend skipping the trailer — which also makes it look like a differently made film, one using bolder cinematic techniques) and Swank’s exploration of her character.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Kate has its charms.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins ends up having enough good-time action sequences to make it worth the popcorn money.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Pixie isn’t exactly magical, but amusing enough whenever Cooke’s character casts her spell
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Vivo takes off with a cute kinkajou, some good music and some interesting visuals, but ultimately doesn’t stick the landing.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    If you're interested in this movie, it's because you love either seeing zombies explode (check), the video games (major character included, check) or Jovovich kicking undead butt in every conceivable way (check and mate).
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    If you can hang with the slow gestation of the first hour or so of Malignant, the final third may grow on you.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    No moment on this anything-but-love boat has the impact of, say, the seasickness sequence of “Triangle of Sadness,” but slaughter stans will get their butchery bellyfuls.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The plot chugs along with no surprises, but that’s beside the point. While it’s not exactly a laugh riot, the film’s humor tends to land.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s refreshing to come at the spy genre from a different angle and rewarding to be introduced to these extraordinary women. Just don’t expect a pulse-pounder or even a particularly atmospheric, experiential film.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The gags are often better in theory than practice.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Fascinatingly muddled.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Die My Love is not plot-driven, with events that don’t necessarily follow one another in cause and effect. Rather, it’s a slow-burn psychological drama populated by imperfect people struggling with painful realities. Instead of a dramatic arc, it’s a dramatic decline.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    There’s much to like about the road-trip comedy Half Brothers. It’s funny, smart, topical and even touching at times. But it’s hard to overcome the inescapable rot at its center.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Unfortunately, the movie’s thriller elements amount to pale reflections of many other works.

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