Michael Nordine
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47% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.1 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Nordine's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Metalhead | |
| Lowest review score: | 108 Stitches | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 131 out of 278
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Mixed: 116 out of 278
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Negative: 31 out of 278
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- Michael Nordine
The vibes shift from one scene to the next, sometimes markedly so, and when The Other Laurens lets its mood and aesthetics carry the way it can be the right kind of offbeat. The more serious it gets, however, the less effective it becomes.- Variety
- Posted Aug 27, 2024
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- Michael Nordine
If it’s easy to wish “Idea Man” were as bold as its subject, though, it’s just as easy to be won over by this deservedly heartfelt tribute to him.- Variety
- Posted May 28, 2024
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- Michael Nordine
"Chapter 1” can’t help feeling like an ersatz imitation at times, but it seems the franchise’s well hasn’t run dry just yet.- Variety
- Posted May 16, 2024
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- Michael Nordine
Though its loose, improvisatory feel is suited to the material, most of its humor feels like the first draft of a better film — as though the entire movie consists of what should have been deleted scenes.- Variety
- Posted Mar 11, 2024
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- Michael Nordine
It’s a diverting enough entertainment from a group that has repeatedly proven itself to be capable of much more.- Variety
- Posted Nov 17, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
“Who asked for this?” is the question such projects invoke, and Lindsey Anderson Beer’s film never comes up with a satisfying answer.- Variety
- Posted Sep 25, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
If anything, delving into action/comedy territory distracts from what made the original kinda-sorta touching at a few key moments: the heart beneath the hijinks. It’s still beating here, but not as strongly as it did the first time.- Variety
- Posted Aug 25, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
Despite Suresh’s oft-repeated mantra that “the world’s best never rest,” it’s hard not to wish that the movie itself would take more breaks and give father and son time to bond with one another.- Variety
- Posted Jun 27, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
It’s sci-fi informed by a Gen-Z sensibility, with a particular focus on those Zoomers who can’t imagine a bright future on the planet they actually inhabit — an ever-expanding demographic, one imagines.- Variety
- Posted May 12, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
While the movie itself is more whimsical than magical, it does have a few tricks up its sleeve.- Variety
- Posted Mar 17, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
Rarely ha-ha funny and never scary, it’s ultimately more sentimental than anything else — a clunky approach that undermines its strong performances.- Variety
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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- Michael Nordine
“Rise” is a serviceable — if also forgettable — entry in the cowabunga canon.- Variety
- Posted Aug 5, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
The film’s low-key charms, such as they are, aren’t restrained by adherence to formula so much as its myopic worldview.- Variety
- Posted Jul 27, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
Doula ultimately comes across less as an actual comedy and more as a slice of life that’s lighthearted but also low stakes.- Variety
- Posted Jul 1, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
The movie’s ending is misguided to the point of being perplexing rather than upsetting, recasting everything that came before it in a less favorable light. That’s a shame, as this father-daughter drama starring John Cho has more than its fair share of touching moments before hitting the roadblock that is its questionable third act.- Variety
- Posted Jun 14, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
The problem, then, is that too much of this is dispiriting without also being enlightening — the view Gallardo takes is almost that of a bird’s eye, showing much from an emotional remove but revealing little beyond surface-level horrors and characters so numb to it all that we’re left with little choice but to feel the same way.- Variety
- Posted Feb 16, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
While it wouldn’t exactly be accurate to say that Dark Glasses was worth waiting a decade for, a world in which Argento continues working till the bitter end is preferable to one in which we don’t have movies like this at all.- Variety
- Posted Feb 15, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
The result certainly isn’t fast food, but neither is it fine dining.- Variety
- Posted Jan 28, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
“Bob Spit” is most notable for its formal approach, which intermingles animated interviews of Angeli with a bizarre, at times surreal narrative featuring characters from his comic strips.- Variety
- Posted Jan 25, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
Fear Street in general and the 1978 chapter in particular are at their best when forging their own path, which makes it a shame when they’re too reluctant to walk it.- Variety
- Posted Jul 7, 2021
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- Michael Nordine
Where Edge of the World distinguishes itself is in its evocative visuals of Borneo’s unspoiled beauty (courtesy of cinematographer Jaime Feliu-Torres) and the lived-in intensity of Meyers. If the film can’t help but feel like a relic from a bygone era, that’s ultimately part of its appeal.- Variety
- Posted Jun 4, 2021
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- Michael Nordine
While it’s never actively bad, The New Mutants rarely imbues any of its happenings with any real heft. Like the remote hospital that serves as its setting, the film as a whole feels too closed off from the rest of its fictional universe to matter much.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 28, 2020
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- Michael Nordine
It feels like an attempt to transpose the mix of thrills and prestige of a film like “Argo” onto a different true story, a paint-by-numbers approach that’s far less compelling than drawing outside the lines would have been.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 20, 2020
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- Michael Nordine
Come to Daddy has twists galore, not to mention a heavy dose of gore, but the further it drifts from its initial understated dynamic, the less each successive development seems to matter.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 4, 2020
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- Michael Nordine
As a film, the biggest issue with A Million Little Pieces isn’t whether any of this happened; it’s that, even if it did, none of it stands out from the many similar movies that came before it.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 4, 2019
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- Michael Nordine
The single-minded simplicity of its plotting can at times be an asset rather than a hindrance; in a summer even more bogged down by needless sequels and remakes than most, Crawl is, at the very least, a lean thriller that isn’t based on an existing property.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 12, 2019
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- Michael Nordine
Embedded in all this is a would-be message about those who trade freedom for security, the human spirit, and so on and so forth, all of which is too muddled to register with the intended force. Captive State is many things at once — or at least it’s trying to be — and every match it lights along the way is quickly snuffed out.- IndieWire
- Posted Mar 15, 2019
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- Michael Nordine
Sagawa is disturbed and alienated, but that doesn’t make him a compelling documentary subject in and of itself. Maybe that’s the point: Demystifying Sigawa takes away some of the near-mythic power that’s been attributed to him over the years.- IndieWire
- Posted Oct 18, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
It isn’t involving enough for you to ever truly care about how these many, many problems will resolve themselves, and not funny enough for the experience to be more enjoyable.- IndieWire
- Posted Sep 12, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
Nuestro tiempo ultimately feels like an extended couples-therapy session that we were invited to by mistake, with Reygadas playing both doctor and patient in a conflict of interest that goes unresolved.- IndieWire
- Posted Sep 12, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
If nothing else, Charlie Says succeeds in demystifying the man with a pentagram carved into his skull: He may be society’s go-to conception of evil, but he was also a drugged-out racist who wrote forgettable songs that even his acolytes probably didn’t enjoy as much as they were letting on.- IndieWire
- Posted Sep 8, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
Fuglsig’s feature debut is ultimately less an action movie and more a procedural, one in which incremental gains and minimal casualties are as much as can be hoped for.- IndieWire
- Posted Jan 20, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
The question with a movie like Jigsaw, which was preceded by seven “Saw” movies and did not screen for press, isn’t “Is it good?” but rather “How bad is it?” The answer, dear reader, is “quite.” Jigsaw is quite bad.- IndieWire
- Posted Oct 27, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Red Christmas rarely deals in gore for gore’s sake in its early going. By the end, however, it becomes such an exercise in sensibility-testing brutality that any message about the fragility of the family unit is as murky as the cinematography.- IndieWire
- Posted Aug 25, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
47 Meters Down sinks rather than swims, even if there are a few buoyant moments along the way.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 15, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Though born of an inventive idea, Camera Obscura comes out underdeveloped.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 7, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
The filmmaker isn't as nimble as he is ambitious, though, and you'll feel all 148 minutes of Brimstone's runtime — just maybe not in the way Koolhoven wants you to.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 9, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
If we're grading on a curve, though — and seriously, it bears repeating: Fessenden is literally sixteen years old — it's impossible not to give the film kudos for being a not-bad genre exercise that shows promise for its precocious director.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 7, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Monaghan and Foxx, for all their gifts, can't transcend the material, though they do get more out of it than most others would be able to.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 26, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Rob Zombie can do better than 31. For proof, just watch any other Rob Zombie movie.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
We Are X is nothing you haven’t seen before as a music documentary, but it succeeds as an examination of why we turn to escapist art, and what we do when it’s no longer there.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 19, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Armstrong, who's mostly played himself in previous forays into acting, has a low-key charm suggesting that, if he desired it, he could get more onscreen gigs in between albums.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The Girl on the Train, though an enjoyable enough ride, goes idle once it slows down long enough for you to take in the full view of things.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 4, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Blair Witch’s comparatively maximalist approach shows too much and scares too little.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
In paring down and streamlining its source material, this new version also saps its heft.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 17, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The film's premise rests on one contrivance too many as it is...and Heder keeps raising the stakes instead of settling into the groove established so well by her two leads.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 28, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Makhmalbaf makes you feel the enormity of the president's loss of self even if you don't actually feel for him.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Out of the Shadows stumbles from one set piece to the next, rarely offering viewers much reason to care in between, and its halfhearted attempts at moving toward the “dark and gritty” end of the comic-book spectrum never land.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Co-directors Jeff and Michael Zimbalist stick to the playbook throughout, from typical moments of uplift to a Pelé cameo only slightly less fan-serving than Stan Lee's Marvel spots.- Village Voice
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Yet another documentary paean to an unsung musical act whose fringe staying power is as remarkable as its lack of mainstream coverage.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Chen's full-bodied commitment to her role adds something new to this familiar scenario, which also benefits from its idyllic island setting; psychodrama and Hawaii pair surprisingly well.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 27, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Mikkelsen, blessed with the rare ability to class up a joint while also being the most menacing guy in the room, is cast against type as a mustachioed philanderer; based on the evidence, his estimable talents are better suited to Hannibal.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Steve's voiceover monologues and dealings with a detective investigating a murder are straight out of the Patrick Bateman playbook, but turning the sociopathic cynicism up to eleven tends to be ineffective unless wit and insight are included in the mix.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 29, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Too artfully made for camp status but populated by characters too one-dimensional to stand alongside the likes of Once Upon a Time in China, Chow Hin Yeung's martial-arts epic, set in the late nineteenth century, is marked by blue-gray hues and some genuinely striking camerawork.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The problem with movies depicting the banality of anything, of course, is that they tend to be pretty banal themselves; in setting out to be the exception to that rule, Eye in the Sky only proves it.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Poots, who's quietly distinguished herself in a number of supporting roles over the last few years, brings a documentary-like naturalism to the familiar plotting; you'll care about her even if you begin to lose interest in the movie as a whole.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 1, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
For all its aspirations toward movie magic with an activist bent, The Mermaid’s potential implications for the film industry are ultimately more noteworthy than the movie itself.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 1, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Cliff Curtis is appealingly low-key as Christ, humble in a way that the film around him would have done well to emulate.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 23, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
It's all steak, no sizzle — the opposite of Twisted Sister.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 16, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Just as most of them can't outrun their pasts, neither can they escape familiar plot contrivances that try too hard and achieve too little.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 3, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Before devolving into the same series of demonic faces and jump-scares we've seen time and again, The Forest is a genuinely unnerving mood piece.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 11, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
For all the big-budget spectacle on display, it's the scenes that look to have been shot on a GoPro that most excite -- only in these few sequences does The Himalayas begin to distinguish itself from its blockbuster ilk.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 28, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
In their abstraction, a number of striking animated sequences prove more effective in conveying these horrors than the talking-head segments that contextualize them.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 30, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
[Sparrow] zigs where you expect her to zag (not always in the best of ways), and though I Remember You ends up exactly where you expect it to, the windy, circuitous path it takes doesn't feel like time misspent.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The final result of all this, if a mixed bag, is still a more accurate rendering of the books' spirit than Oz the Great and Powerful.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 20, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The filmmakers take great pains not to stack the deck or overstate the couple's self-evident trauma, but watching the movie is ultimately like being one of their friends: You understand their pain on a conceptual level but can't feel it the way they do.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The best villains are those whose motivations prove uncomfortably persuasive, and Knock Knock's drop-dead-gorgeous home invaders predicate their cruel game on too shaky a foundation to truly unsettle.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
[Palermo] demonstrates an affinity for all things ethereal, even as he occasionally struggles to make space for himself in the long shadow of his estimable influences and reference points.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 11, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Only You is mostly engaging for the ways in which it shows that prophecies reveal more about the receiver's interpretive biases than they do about the secrets of the universe.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Less is often more when it comes to depicting such rituals onscreen, and Smith is highly attuned to the simple power of, say, characters cryptically chanting under their breath.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 23, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The writer-director's ideas about our connection to the land and the many other animals roaming it may well be profound, but they're buried under layers of superfluous storytelling devices. A better title would have been Adrift.- Village Voice
- Posted May 19, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Writer-director Chris Dowling handles that worrisome premise with a more even hand than this genre's ill-advised predecessors.- Village Voice
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Skin Trade's action is all blood and sinew, but its camerawork and choreography are nothing if not graceful.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The 100-Year-Old Man's equal-opportunity irreverence doesn't often translate to cleverness.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Wa-shoku isn't as contemplative as Kanai and his acolytes, though it might still make you feel like a dilettante if your Japanese palate begins and ends with California rolls.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The problem with The Human Experiment as an actual film and not just an anti-chemical treatise is that, though these people and the troubling statistics they cite are on the level, we're too rarely afforded the opportunity to reach our own conclusions based on them.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
There's nothing especially new or vital to these familiar scenes; ditto a late excursion into the realm of concussions — undoubtedly an epidemic for athletes of all stripes, but one that further muddles an already unfocused film.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 10, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
At times there's no way to be sure whether what's on screen is scripted or candid, a formal tension that keeps the film on its toes while also underscoring that it's more effective as an experiential mood piece than it is as a drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 3, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
A film about individuals who refuse to be silenced could stand to take a few more chances itself.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 24, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
LeBlanc and Larter carry the day with a spectrum of charm missing from too many entries in this shaky, persistent genre.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 3, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
It's easy to get lost in the natural beauty of Vermont, and Mosher (who worked on the film with several students as part of a Marlboro College program) clearly takes joy in doing so. The liveliest counterpart to that striking landscape isn't Dern, but rather Jessica Hecht as his wayward daughter, who hits all the grace notes the rest of the film tends to miss.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 13, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
On-the-nose monologues on the cyclical nature of centuries-old blood feuds ultimately feel more like stuffy lectures than living history; ditto the film as a whole.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Initially engrossing as it is, the maximalism loses power sometime in the second act.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 2, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
The film is far less successful once it delves into body horror that makes Sarah's transformation as ghoulishly physical as it is mental.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 11, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Green Dragons wants to be spaghetti with marinara, but it's closer to egg noodles and ketchup.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 21, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
There are too many notes that, while not false, are neither satisfactorily resolved nor left interestingly unresolved.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 21, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Lemelson's interviews can be repetitive in their direct staging, but there's inspiration in his conceit of using a shadow-puppet performance set to gamelan music as interludes.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 14, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
It’s unfortunate that, even with this wealth of uncovered materials, I Am Ali still plays as a greatest-hits version of its subject’s life, offering little depth or insight into any one element of it.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Co-writer/director Matt Rabinowitz doesn’t artfully withhold information so much as lay it all on the table a bit earlier than he might have.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 11, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Like many docs with activist undertones, Second Opinion tells a potentially interesting story in a bland way.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 27, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
With its harmonica-heavy score and rousing shots of these horse-riding antiheroes, Kundo's early and late scenes resemble a Western as much as the historical epic its middle section gradually turns into.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 26, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
There are more tears than the title lets on, and even more blood, but it's a reason to truly be invested that's missing from No Tears for the Dead, which is rarely any better or worse than serviceable.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 17, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
One test for movies like this is whether they bemoan the inevitable gore or revel in it; The Human Race too often falls into the latter, amplifying and focusing on the bloodshed.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
It's refreshing that director Jim Taihuttu is more interested in the humdrum goings on of those who split their time between illegal and legitimate activities.- Village Voice
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
We get a glimpse of who these people are and what makes them tick, but never know them in a way that helps us truly understand them or become especially invested in finding out what became of them.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
The story... could have worked well as a pitch-black comedy, but first-time director John Slattery (Mad Men's Roger Sterling) takes the material so seriously that the mood never changes much after leaving the funeral home.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Mr. Jones is the stuff of both conspiracy theories and collegiate discourse, and Mueller's elliptical exploration and creation of that mythology sets the bar a bit too high for his much-less-interesting protagonists to fully clear.- Village Voice
- Posted May 2, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
As with many other WWII films, it takes genuinely stirring source material -- a young Hungarian man poses as a Nazi to find his dislocated family -- and reduces it to its most shopworn components.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2014
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