Marshall Shaffer

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For 190 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Marshall Shaffer's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Marty Supreme
Lowest review score: 16 Anaconda
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 8 out of 190
190 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Once the basic parameters of Franco’s thought experiment in Dreams are grasped, what’s left is an obvious parable about immigration with little to offer beyond spitefulness and a smugly superior sense of self-loathing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    They/Them lacks an overarching perspective on the very nature of conversion therapy practitioners, perhaps because it is so straight-jacketed by the Blumhouse house style. In search of topicality for its audience, it sacrifices authenticity to itself.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Hardly a false note is sounded throughout The Friend, but it operates within such a limited emotional range that it drifts into monotonic plainsong.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Like a Spider-Man pointing meme doomed to continue eternally, ‘Dominion’ points to the terrifying possibility that nostalgia might serve as a renewable resource for Hollywood. (Ironic, given the fossil-fueled power of ‘Jurassic.’) Trevorrow gives audiences what they want – or, at the very least, what the studio bosses at Universal think they want. But at what cost?
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Be it sexuality, gender, class, age, or race, there’s scarcely a hot-button issue of identity that Emerald Fennell won’t invoke to amplify the stakes of an obvious metaphor.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The Return may render its mythological figures lifelike through flesh and blood, but nowhere inside that viscera lies a beating heart.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The film has no answers because Lin plays it more like a heist film—where the bounty is the purity of the unexposed North Sentinelese—than a sincere human drama about faith and identity. Lin entertains as a result but struggles to enlighten.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The film’s lack of character development might not appear so evident were it not in such stark contrast with all the other elements of “Harvest.”
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The film is in fact so busy introducing characters and churning through plot points that there’s not really even time to let animation powerhouse Illumination give it a spin of inspired silliness that made the “Despicable Me” franchise such an unexpected hit.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The film is a mesmeric but frequently muddled exploration of transgender self-actualization.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Christy lulls us into complacency by deviating little from the standard inspirational sports-movie playbook.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    As it goes on, Cocaine Bear becomes far too sober an affair for its subject matter, where no amount of carnage can fully compensate for its lack of comedy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    When they can translate something into a tangible sensation, like the camera effects of focus that take viewers into Piper’s distorted field of vision, the film operates within a comfortable range for the directors. Where they struggle to locate resonance is in the emotional realm.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Fleischer channels the tenor of the influences his film wears on its sleeve: the manipulative music demanding awe, the lighthearted spirit of the action, the smirking star-power needed to sell quippy banter. But his tonal fidelity cannot entirely cover the seams of this sloppily assembled script.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Wilde toils feverishly to create the illusion of momentum and communicates to the audience that they must be feeling such a sensation. But for all the belabored artistry of this choppily cut enterprise, little in “The Invite” actually moves. It’s potential energy, unconvincingly trying to pass itself off as kinetic.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The film gets too caught up in concern trolling about the sexual timidity of today’s youth.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Law’s take on the Russian leader feels both real and mysterious — two features that the film otherwise struggles to corral across its unwieldy runtime.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The film never manages to reconcile the enormity of the Holocaust with how ordinary a bureaucrat Eichmann was.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    The material’s dualities trap Ford between continents, not to mention genres and tones.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Sora Neo struggles to balance the immediacy of adolescent angst with the long-range outlook of using the students’ experience as a canary in the coal mine for society at large.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Marshall Shaffer
    Its desire to resist easy storytelling paradigms around artists is admirable, but without punching up or down, the film feels like it’s pulling punches altogether.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    [Boden and Fleck] re-emerge carrying some of the hallmarks of comic book cinema as well: an overemphasis on in-jokes, a sprawling web of larger-than-life yet flimsy characters, and a belief that a kick-ass fight scene at the end can overwrite many of the wrongs that came before.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    If the people on screen only feel like characters, then no amount of creepy creature design or surprising twist can make a venture such as Perkins’ here register as anything other than an antiseptic experience.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    If the assignment was to rebuild the series largely from scratch essentially, perhaps the producers should have taken a risk by entrusting “Snake Eyes” with a director who could bring something specific or startling. This is still a derivative, paint-by-numbers effort that can’t decide if it wants to build a franchise or a character.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    Argylle proves hollow from the inside out.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    Shephard’s film is a half-baked thinkpiece on cancel culture in search of a plausible narrative. While hitching her ideas to a scammer story, it loses the thread in a sea of topicality. No matter the potency contained in portions of her message, “Not Okay” is muddled by her delivery through the wrong medium
    • 42 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    Rise of the Beasts proves that Bayhem is still strong within the series. Worse, the parts that linger are not the visual signature of sweaty, sun-streaked bedlam. It’s the noisy, nonsensical insistence that submission to sensory overload should outrank any other storytelling consideration.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    Orphan: First Kill only merits viewing if it is a viewer’s first exposure to the series. For anyone else, a rewatch of the original ought to do – it holds up remarkably well on repeat viewing.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    Watts certainly makes that internal struggle compelling without resorting to overwrought physical transformation.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Marshall Shaffer
    There’s a floor for entertainment with a cast this strong, especially two leads who can contort themselves bodily and emotionally with such dexterity. But “The Bride!” spends too long operating at that level because it cannot escape the mire of confusion about its own identity.

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