Mark Keizer
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34% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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62% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.2 points lower than other critics.
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Mark Keizer's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Decision to Leave | |
| Lowest review score: | Burzynski | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 27 out of 95
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Mixed: 60 out of 95
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Negative: 8 out of 95
95
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- Mark Keizer
Hugh Hefner has earned the gift of a fawning, non-confrontational greatest hits package and that's exactly what he's received, even if it's not what we necessarily wanted. As such, this will only preach to the converted (and maybe the perverted) and is best suited to DVD or cable.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
Even Reese Witherspoon, whose adorable scrunch-face projects the romantic travails of lovelorn women everywhere, looks unsure of herself.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Dec 14, 2010
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- Mark Keizer
Unlike Jack Nicholson or Bill Murray, whose smile can be either charming or sinister, Hanks always lets us know the character is headed towards redemption. A Man Called Otto would have been a more authentic emotional journey if he didn’t.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 28, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
It's not much, but adult audiences starved for mature entertainment should be counted on to investigate this flawed, if admittedly heartfelt, work.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Nov 14, 2012
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- Mark Keizer
The movie is really best enjoyed as a fun little addendum to a profanity-laden chapter in New Media history.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Jul 18, 2012
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- Mark Keizer
The blistering tunes and unique animation compensate for the rather unconvincing central love story that works best as a Forrest Gump-ian device to highlight some legendary real-life musicians.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Feb 3, 2012
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- Mark Keizer
Those unfamiliar with the Duplass' previous movies won't realize what's missing; they'll just enjoy the earthy angst, edgy laughs and off-kilter casting of Jonah Hill.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
Fans of the 66-year-old guitar god (which is to say the only people who'll see this homespun gem) will revel in Young's winsome cruise down Memory Lane.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Jun 29, 2012
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- Mark Keizer
The key selling point is Bayona's ten-minute reenactment of the tidal wave and its carnage, which is brutal, visceral and without peer. His visual mastery is almost enough to make up for The Impossible's conventional final hour and the empty feeling of trying to find the point of this whole exercise.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Mark Keizer
Having spent multiple summers in Kashmir as a child, he (Tapa) knows what the average Kashmiri wants and the difficulties they encounter trying to get it. It's what makes Zero Bridge a winning example of modesty in front of the camera and intelligence behind it.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Feb 18, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
To say the movie is understated is an understatement, yet it’s justified.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
The original Jonathan Ames novel from 1998 is a rich, funny and unusual work. The movie opts for the funny and unusual, leaving us with characters ill-equipped to rise above their shtick or engage our sympathy.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
With the nation’s unemployment rate hovering around 10% and home foreclosure numbers stubbornly high, Michael Palmieri and Donal Mosher’s haunting documentary of multigenerational troubles is either a case of great timing or, possibly, the worst timing ever.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
The film’s warmth and heart comes from introducing us to someone born to do exactly what she’s doing.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
It's a well structured, sometimes riveting piece of information gathering that proves once again that Corrie's death was unnecessary and that closure has remained intriguingly, maddeningly, sadly elusive.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
For the most part, Olliver and Orshoski are smart enough to allow Lemmy's unique personality to come to them, as opposed to pushing a case for it.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Mar 1, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
One of Hot Tub Time Machine’s only genuinely nifty moves is getting John Cusack, Dobler himself, to topline the film.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
Weaver is so forceful and present she can plow through the movie’s flaws until we fail to notice them. For a film about denial, that sounds about right.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 29, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
Ultimately, Hill performs his duties like a man for hire in Dead For A Dollar, much like Max Borland is a man for hire down in Mexico.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 4, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
No one is expected to take any of this seriously, so Schwentke keeps things light: light on big laughs, light on unique action set pieces and light on any sense that these game but retired spies are too old for this crap.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
Watching even the most tossed-off gag is worth whatever shortcomings Make Believe has, including its lack of real drama.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted May 17, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Where Rubber veers off the road is that for all its giggly moments and meta-whatever, it's never quite funny enough or scary enough.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Morosini, though, is smart enough to know that just grossing us out for 95 minutes is not a movie. So he tries to make his film dramatically credible. This proves more difficult, as he has nothing new or insightful to say about father-son relationships or the pernicious possibilities of social media. But managing to push the squirm-inducing envelope while still getting us to root for a reprehensible dad becomes its own sort of twisted achievement.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 2, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
Spin Me Round is a nice-try attempt at a shapeshifting, fish-out-of-water rom-com that was probably funny in the room—but in the end, it doesn’t quite come together as a movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 17, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
The movie version has the exciting and challenging parts down but the moral awakening it so strenuously wants us to experience remains beyond its reach.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Oct 16, 2012
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- Mark Keizer
Boote's strong film will make you look at the floating plastic bag from American Beauty in a new, wholly suspicious way.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Jan 10, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Viewers will find its emotional arc obvious and familiar, although the summoning of those emotions is where the movie derives its power.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted May 9, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Scott excels in maintaining a low, persistent hum of eroticism whose purpose is not titillation or camp.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Mar 15, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
The issues the movie attempts to tackle—parental expectations, heartbreak, anxiety over choosing the right path—have all been addressed better in other films.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 6, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
The problem is that once you get past the barriers that Jewish players dramatically overcame between the early 20th century and post World War II, the rest is precipitously less interesting.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Nov 10, 2010
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- Mark Keizer
A drama that aches to connect with the George Floyd era is more like amped-up misery porn, a Will Smith vanity project that pales next to more accomplished films about Black suffering that better remind us of our nation’s ongoing shame.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
Sitting through The Winning Season you marvel at how it obsessively duplicates all such films that came before but still consistently thwarts your impulse to dismiss it out of hand.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
The movie was written and directed by Oscar winner Paul Haggis (Crash) and when stripped to its logline, it's pretty ridiculous.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Nov 13, 2010
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- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Feb 21, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
This depraved charmer offers enough to admire and a specialized hipster crowd will enjoy it, if to a mutedly positive effect.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Mar 28, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
A charmingly hardened Carla Gugino reprises her role as the titular porn star, still pregnant and now coping with retirement.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Mar 12, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
There is so much wrong with the political system at this point that gerrymandering, in which politicians shamelessly redraw electoral boundaries to rig the outcome of elections, seems almost quaint.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
The new film could have benefited from even a moment of genuine reflection. Being a mechanic seems like a thinking man's occupation. The Mechanic, though, barely has a thought in its head.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Jan 26, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Prior and Zagorodnii have a fair amount of chemistry, although both are so Fashion Week gorgeous that it edges Firebird near soft-core territory.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 27, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
Pierce delivers everything the role requires except serious menace, while the less-seasoned Crawford improves as his handsome face bares more of the evening's scars.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Jun 26, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
The film teases us with hat-tips and in-jokes and then pushes them aside to become an ungainly horror mashup that works in pieces, most notably during its climatic free-for-all, but not as a whole. In The Retaliators, the storylines fly in as many directions as the blood.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 13, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
The resulting distillation is brisk, light and engaging with none of the cheap shots that usually accompany any discussion of ventriloquism. If anything, Goffman is too gentle, refusing to pursue his charges into their darker corners.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Apr 26, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
The hijinx get deflating, yet the tension and genuine sense of investigation keep you involved.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Jan 12, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Stone embarrasses himself by backing the wrong horse and then making a weak case for him.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
At 74 tough and tragic minutes, though, Kimjongilia is not destined for monetary glory. The waiting arms of public television are the more likely destination.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Posted Mar 3, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
So it's apropos that Forby's biggest misstep is his thin and careful script that can't carry us away on the same winds of fate that would put a sovereign republic's future in the hands of such a young woman.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
It’s faint, if legitimate, praise to say that The Meg 2: The Trench is better than the first film because, while it repeats everything the first film did wrong, it improves on everything it did right. It lacks the drive, imagination, and sense of awe to work as a pastiche of Aliens, The Abyss, Jaws, and Jurassic Park. But the more fulsomely the movie embraces its big budget, DVD-era silliness, the longer it and the audience are riding the same enjoyably stupid wave.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2023
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- Mark Keizer
Impractical Jokers: The Movie is an undistinguished and unnecessary extension of a brand whose primary attributes are likability, authenticity and relative modesty (given the worst impulses of the genre).- Variety
- Posted Feb 25, 2020
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- Mark Keizer
The execution is where it’s lacking: the wit, the timing, the headlong comic drive, and the ability to make us laugh at actions and dialogue that, in any other context, would be rude or distasteful.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 4, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
It becomes a parade of interpersonal conflict and miserable circumstances that adds up to nothing less than angst-porn.- Boxoffice Magazine
- Posted Feb 5, 2011
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- Mark Keizer
Neeson’s austere, meticulous turn is the best reason to see After.Life. He’s cinema’s most soft-spoken, high-toned boogeyman since Anthony Hopkins opened his first can of fava beans.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
Nobody here brings their A-game, denying us the pleasure of what Adams and director Anand Tucker could create together.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
While the film’s sense of experimentation carries a fair amount of intrigue, it traps its central threesome in an Easter egg-filled intellectual exercise punctuated by melodramatic strokes. It’s skillful enough to tickle the mind and the emotions but not effective enough to fully engage them.- Variety
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Mark Keizer
Appearances by Toni Collette and Whale Rider’s Keisha Castle-Hughes should draw a few curious parents to what is, most of the time, a quirky and quite enjoyable coming of age saga.- Boxoffice Magazine
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- Mark Keizer
A sonically superior if sometimes draggy affair that earns its stripes by affirming the timelessness of Waters’ thematic concerns and proving that fresh material doesn’t have to be the medicine we’re forced to swallow to hear the classics.- Variety
- Posted Oct 9, 2019
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- Mark Keizer
It is a movie of tropes and clichés that argues, with generic earnestness and a near-total lack of surprise, that the city is a corrupting influence compared to the nurturing, sun-drenched simplicity of the country.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2022
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- Mark Keizer
Jaglom doesn’t ratchet up enough tension for Jane to work as a nail-biter and once the catfight in the pool begins, the film forfeits all claims of being any sort of exploration of trauma. So we’re left with a slow burn thriller where complicated YA issues and vengeful social media posts make for a less than potent mix.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 20, 2022
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