Lou Lumenick
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On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Pours on creepy atmosphere, but this dud is too intent on delivering its liberal "message" to actually deliver the kinds of scares it promises in the terrific trailer.- New York Post
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Newcomer Joey King is funny and adorable as daydreaming 9-year-old Ramona Quimby.- New York Post
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Ryan's heart is definitely in the right place and his film has good performances and flashes of talent. But, overall, it plays like the world's longest — over two hours -- after-school special.- New York Post
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You won't find a movie that's more fun this season -- but at 2-1/2 hours, it's probably too much of a good thing.- New York Post
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As irresistible as movie-theater popcorn - a lavish, reasonably intelligent, well-acted sequel with kick-butt effects that outdoes its predecessor, 2000's "X-Men," in almost every department.- New York Post
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Heavy on slapstick and may appeal to very young viewers who won't need to bother much with the subtitles.- New York Post
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Nicely photographed and has impressive sets; too bad there's so little going on that it seems long even at 78 minutes.- New York Post
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These candidly shaken macho guys recall scenes still haunting their nightmares two years after 9/11.- New York Post
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Winning performances by Roger Rees and Mary McDonnell, as well as colorful Virginia locations, lift Crazy Like a Fox slightly above the TV-caliber script by its director.- New York Post
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Another ridiculous anti-American screed by the minimalist Danish director Lars von Trier, who has never set foot in this country.- New York Post
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Thanks to Scott's charismatic Roger and Eisenberg's sweet nephew, Roger Dodger is one of the most compelling variations on "In the Company of Men."- New York Post
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It's the best role in years for Leoni, but You Kill Me really belongs to Kingsley, whose character's deadpan reactions to his new environment are priceless. He really kills.- New York Post
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To call Jackass: The Movie the worst movie of the year is practically a compliment. This plotless, crudely videotaped collection of moronic stunts is a movie in the same sense that those hideous, velvet depictions of Elvis are paintings.- New York Post
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Rappaport does a yeoman's job in this tonally confused oddity. The wonder is that Hal Haberman and Jeremy Passmore's Special is making it off the festival circuit and into theaters at all, however briefly.- New York Post
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Me and Orson Welles is, in effect, a sequel to Tim Robbins' star-filled, self-important film about "Cradle," but it's far lighter on its feet.- New York Post
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A sincere but underwhelming dramatization of one of the biggest news stories of 1956.- New York Post
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The Sketches of Frank Gehry will appear this fall on PBS' "American Masters," which seems a more appropriate venue than theaters.- New York Post
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There are more than ample rewards for discerning adults: Some of the best dialogue in a recent movie and a gallery of unforgettable performances.- New York Post
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Luke Wilson, who has appeared in a long run of bad movies, seizes on his juiciest role since "The Royal Tenenbaums" here.- New York Post
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Admirable for venturing into very dark places rarely glimpsed in big-studio comedies.- New York Post
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The title of the overlong Fifty Dead Men Walking refers to lives saved by Sturgess' character, who is still in hiding years later.- New York Post
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Produced with the best of intentions by a California church and directed without distinction by first-timer Brian Baugh, To Save a Life would be bland and boring even as a half-hour after-school special.- New York Post
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Covers three years in the Public Defender's office with a fast-paced, tabloid gusto.- New York Post
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THE mesmerizingly awful The Kid & I is a historic first: a comedy about the making of a vanity production that is ITSELF a vanity production.- New York Post
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You rarely see movies as dramatically uneven as The Weekend, which has a dreadful, one-star first half - followed by an interesting, three-star conclusion.- New York Post
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Williams triumphs by exceeding both in sheer actor's craft - and the depths he plumbs in his character's tortured soul.- New York Post
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Given the rarity of such movies, and such opportunities for an actress like Clarkson, Cairo Time earns some indulgence for a pace that Westerners may find languid.- New York Post
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While Fienberg's direction is no great shakes, the film showcases its veteran cast.- New York Post
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Vigorously played as a young man by Chris Pine, Kirk is a brilliant, sports-car driving, bar-brawling rebel who is finally shamed into joining Starfleet Academy.- New York Post
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A mockumentary that veers unsteadily between satire and an infomercial for Dash's Roc-A-Fella records.- New York Post
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A joyful celebration of Louisiana music in all its permutations.- New York Post
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Heavy on celebrity voices, pop culture references and rock tunes and low on memorable characters or imagination, Chicken Little is on a par with such mediocre but popular CGI films as "Madagascar" and "Shark Tale."- New York Post
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This movie sends you into the night thinking, maybe even a little afraid. Bravo, Mr. Fincher.- New York Post
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One of the year's most consistently entertaining and ingratiating movies, building to an inspirational climax that's as rousing as it is predictable.- New York Post
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There are a lot of grace notes in That Evening Sun, including Barry Corbin's hilarious work as Abner's neighbor, a vivid sense of landscape and a visually arresting climax.- New York Post
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Cannily weaving cross-cultural comedy with we-can-do-it humor in the spirit of "The Full Monty," the film builds to a rousing climax.- New York Post
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The lackadaisical pace of CD3 is a disappointing surprise.- New York Post
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Shoddily made, boring and, most shockingly, without a single decent scare.- New York Post
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After the Wedding is full of enough plot twists to supply a whole season of "Desperate Housewives."- New York Post
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It's almost worth the price of admission to see Allen paying homage to "Singin' in the Rain" in the final sequence. Almost.- New York Post
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This partially animated, charm-free atrocity is awful enough to instantly cure any remaining nostalgia for the rodent trio.- New York Post
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One of the big problems here is that, despite much exposition, the nature of Klaatu's mission on Earth isn't at all clear.- New York Post
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A verité collage of indelible images Sauret collected in and around Ground Zero, beginning moments after the planes hit the World Trade Center.- New York Post
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Pulse bears more than a slight resemblance to a 1994 American horror called "Ghost in the Machine." They didn't screen that stinker in advance for critics, either.- New York Post
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Peter Krause, the fine actor from "Six Feet Under," gives a one-note performance that seriously undermines Civic Duty, a thriller mining minimal dramatic payoff from the potentially potent subject of post-9/11 paranoia.- New York Post
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At heart a cliché-strewn melodrama about a bunch of white, upper-class Manhattan kids who aspire to ghetto culture.- New York Post
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A ragged piece of filmmaking, but the odds are you'll have as good a time watching it as Nicholson and Sandler seemed to have making it.- New York Post
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A disarming Spanish dramedy of late-life love, speaks a universal language.- New York Post
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Poor Keaton, a capable actor who was absent from the screen for several years, is hamstrung by the material even more than in last year's dismal "First Daughter."- New York Post
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William H. Macy lends a little class as a snail, but Smith nails it in the closing-credit outtakes: "Don't expect Robin Williams-caliber work."- New York Post
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Glossy, big-budget thriller that qualifies as the season's biggest and most rewarding surprise.- New York Post
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Someone describes his writing as "snarky, bitter, witless." The last part pretty well sums up this movie.- New York Post
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A gut-wrenching, politically neutral documentary that spends more than a year with a platoon of American GIs in a valley that's been called the most dangerous spot on Earth.- New York Post
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A beautifully crafted, white-knuckle, roller-coaster ride of old-school filmmaking -- the kind that believes that the less you show, the better.- New York Post
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Overall, this gorgeously designed and photographed movie artfully depicts the immigrant experience in ways that transcend its setting, melding Hollywood and Bollywood storytelling techniques to weave a tale a large audience will relate to.- New York Post
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Holland lets things peter out midway, but it's notably better acted -- and far less crass -- than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals.- New York Post
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Terrific performances by Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth as a comic duo clearly modeled on Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin get swallowed up in Atom Egoyan's muddled murder mystery.- New York Post
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Anyone expecting a hard-hitting biography will be disappointed by Julian Schnabel's soft-edged, dreamy and relatively nonpolitical film.- New York Post
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Less grim than it sounds, Southern Comfort ends on a note of triumph for its endearing, gender-bending hero.- New York Post
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A head-clearing, mind-blowing blast from the past - one of the year's best.- New York Post
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Disney's disappointing Atlantis, sadly, is a lot like much of the studio's recent animated output: eye-popping visuals and great vocal characterizations sunk by a dead-in-the-water script.- New York Post
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The flaws of Flash of Genius are worth putting up with for Kinnear's committed performance.- New York Post
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In their overly earnest attempt to flesh Sendak’s story out to 100 minutes, Jonze and his co-screenwriter, novelist Dave Eggers, have laboriously spelled out motivations (divorce is bad!), elaborated back stories -- and added reams of less-than-inspired dialogue.- New York Post
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Butler's film still manages to accomplish what the candidate's foundering campaign has utterly failed to do.- New York Post
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While it obviously isn't for all tastes, this is a big, thematically rich step forward -- mostly it's about tolerance and forgiveness -- from the empty provocation of Solondz's "Storytelling" and "Palindromes." About time.- New York Post
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While type-A Pierson worries about his projectionist showing up and a break-in at his family's home, his wife frets that the mass importation of American films will contaminate the local culture.- New York Post
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Director McLean doesn't let up on the suspense, which builds to an electrifying climax that is greatly abetted by Will Gibson's gritty cinematography and Francois Tetaz' nerves-inducing score.- New York Post
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It certainly has its moments (erotic and otherwise), but there just aren't enough of them.- New York Post
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A moribund attempt to exhume the Jack Ryan techno-thriller franchise with a severely miscast Ben Affleck, is truly the 20-megaton bomb among this summer's blockbusters.- New York Post
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This superb documentary about the Catholic Church's worst pedophile scandal is in many ways far scarier than any fiction.- New York Post
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Director Uwe Boll and the actors provide scant reason to care in this crude '70s throwback.- New York Post
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The ineptly made Animal Cannibal isn't remotely convincing as reality, and worse, isn't remotely entertaining as fiction.- New York Post
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Director Paul Greengrass - who directed the superb "United 93" between the second and third "Bourne" installments - knows how to stage and edit bravura action sequences, generating almost unbearable suspense while deploying a superb cast.- New York Post
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The joke is on arthouse audiences who show up for Funny Games, which is basically torture porn every bit as manipulative and reprehensible as "Hostel," even if it's tricked out with intellectual pretension.- New York Post
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One part cabaret, one part travelogue, one part comic heist, one part romantic tearjerker -- and all pretty tedious.- New York Post
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While the film has impressive 18th-century trappings and vivid battle scenes, the plotting and acting are rudimentary.- New York Post
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Should have been stopped at customs -- as family entertainment, it constitutes child abuse.- New York Post
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There is much more of an emphasis on action in this nicely crafted, fast-paced sequel, which at its best shares the antic qualities of classic Warner Bros. cartoons.- New York Post
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A spare, exquisitely realized masterpiece about faith, redemption and boxing that beautifully illustrates his longtime philosophy that "less is more."- New York Post
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Me and You takes a couple of neat swipes at the pretentiousness of the art scene, but as a commentary on the difficulty of connecting in contemporary society, it's too precious by half.- New York Post
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Such astounding computer-generated effects you'll suspend disbelief and root for the hero, a 3-inch talking mouse.- New York Post
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Many of the kids seem to be social outcasts of one kind or another, but Spellbound, which will show on cable later this year, doesn't dig deep enough to disturb the movie's relentless feel-good tone.- New York Post
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That still makes Broken Embraces superior to at least 99 percent of the movies released in 2009. Run, don't walk.- New York Post
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A collection of such dazzling digital illusions you can't wait for it to hit DVD so you can freeze individual images.- New York Post
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Autumn wants to do for Jean-Pierre Melville what "Reservoir Dogs" did for Hong Kong cinema, but this new film is a joyless exercise in film appreciation.- New York Post
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Amply demonstrates how even a movie with wall-to-wall action can be a crashing bore.- New York Post
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For those with a high tolerance for violence, Asssault on Precinct 13 is a thriller that actually thrills.- New York Post
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If you go with the flow, there's seductive imagery and a terrific performance by John Malkovich as a decadent baron.- New York Post
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First-time writer-director Mark Hanlon lands only glancing blows in this grim black comedy.- New York Post
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Manages to build interest as it goes along, leading to a spectacular climactic battle with all those elephants.- New York Post
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Nolan blurs the distinction between dreams and reality so artfully that Inception may well be a masterpiece masquerading as a summer blockbuster.- New York Post
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Chop Suey is, in the end, as much a tease as Weber's photographs -- not much substance, but rather sweet and with style to burn.- New York Post
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Black, who all but stole "High Fidelity," is disappointingly bland and one-note in his first starring role.- New York Post
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Great fun for the first 20 minutes - which include Kubrickian tracking shots and music from "2001" and "A Clockwork Orange" - but seems long at 86.- New York Post
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This long and overly genteel adaptation of Peter Cameron's 2002 novel never quite comes to a boil.- New York Post
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Has a secret weapon in Winger, whose part is small but crucial. Looking a bit older and with redder hair than previously, she brings an earthiness to a movie that could use a lot more of that quality.- New York Post
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Devotes most of its energy to its costumes and makeup, which are fabulous. But that and a tabloid-worthy star just aren't enough to revisit this sordid tale as a kind of twisted comedy.- New York Post
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Hurt, who starred in Kwietniowski's earlier study in compulsion, "Life and Death on Long Island," is oily perfection as the devious Victor.- New York Post
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The funniest and arguably most envelope-pushing episode stars Winona Ryder as a newlywed who falls in love on her honeymoon - and steals the object of her lust: a ventriloquist's dummy.- New York Post
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A low-end scam by Lions Gate Films -- whose recent "The Wash" was a masterpiece by comparison.- New York Post
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It's impossible to conceive of this ruefully funny entertainment without Bill Murray, who is nothing less than brilliant.- New York Post
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Scorsese has great fun with a story that in the final analysis does not really demand to be taken any more seriously as history than "Inglourious Basterds."- New York Post
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Basically a two-hour argument for regime change that isn't half as incendiary or persuasive as its maker would have you believe.- New York Post
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A mild, slow-moving drama that belatedly tries to argue that graffiti writers are political artists, not an urban blight.- New York Post
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This poorly acted, directed and written (but slick-looking) vanity project was produced by Andrew Lauren (Ralph's son also ineptly plays G's major-domo) and shot at least four years ago.- New York Post
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A satisfying, big-hearted celebration of diversity that will brighten holiday moviegoing.- New York Post
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The apolitical and well-meaning Home of the Brave is predictable and maudlin.- New York Post
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The Notebook is well worth the risk of diabetic shock for the sake of superb acting that transcends its teary milieu.- New York Post
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A fabulous and often hilarious variation on "American Pie" that substitutes quiche, gerbils and various sex toys for apple pie.- New York Post
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Mock didn't find room for any of the many critics who accuse Kushner of being an anti-Zionist - and the film unfortunately ends in 2004, just before its subject began working on his controversial script for Steven Spielberg's "Munich."- New York Post
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The cast includes Oscar winner Louise Fletcher (Nurse Ratched herself) and Henry Thomas of "E.T.," and the special effects look like they were executed on somebody's laptop.- New York Post
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Has a generosity of spirit and a wonderfully upbeat ending that makes it a nice little antidote to a bleak season.- New York Post
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Somewhat refreshingly aspiring to be nothing more than a disposable summer popcorn movie, this is a flick that delivers more smiles than laughs and has some wonderful special effects.- New York Post
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Mostly it fails to score. Maybe that's why no one has attempted summer-camp comedy since the third "Meatballs" sequel a decade ago.- New York Post
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This mostly laugh-and scare-free turkey offers an utterly bored -- and boring -- Eddie Murphy taking a back seat to special effects, elaborate sets and a wispy story slapped together by David Berenbaum (the overrated "Elf").- New York Post
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About as exciting as watching someone else's home movies -- albeit, beautifully photographed ones.- New York Post
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Seriously flawed - and choppily edited in the worst Harvey Scissorhands style - but there are enough good moments to anticipate a second film from writer-director Katrina Holden Bronson, whose parents were Charles Bronson and Jill Ireland.- New York Post
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It's so incoherent that at first you wonder if the reels are being shown out of order.- New York Post
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I can't claim to have followed the story line of Paprika any better than I did "Pirates of the Caribbean," but this mind-blowing, adult animated adventure from Japan is half the length and maybe five times as much fun.- New York Post
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A lesson in the perils of trying to cram a hefty Canadian novel that spans decades into a movie running just under two hours.- New York Post
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Tends to run low on steam well before the end, though Waters gamely tries to pump things up with filthy novelty tunes and clips from old stag films.- New York Post
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After a promising start, writer-director Daniel M. Cohen pours on schmaltz straight out of the similarly themed "Diamonds," including the proverbial hookers -- with hearts of gold.- New York Post
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The movie fails to add up to the sum of its laborious parts. There's no emotional investment in any of the characters, and you can see the writer-director's windup con coming a mile away.- New York Post
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A silly, boring supernatural thriller that squanders a potentially interesting premise and the rapper Snoop Dogg in his ostensible starring debut.- New York Post
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A tad slow by American standards, but so extremely well-acted and emotionally truthful, it's right up there with "In the Mood for Love" as prime romantic fare for the Valentine's Day weekend.- New York Post
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The plot contortions that very slowly unfold under Michael Radford's arthritic direction in Flawless are not much more entertaining.- New York Post
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Works because they really are the focus - and they're excellently voiced .- New York Post
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Laughs are few and far between in the innuendo-laden script attributed to Dana Fox, who's also responsible for the reprehensible "The Wedding Date."- New York Post
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Evokes such deja vu, you'd swear you'd already fallen asleep on the damned thing in the middle of the night on HBO.- New York Post
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Coincidences and plot contrivances pile up. What starts out as a delightful black comedy and social commentary ends up, at best, as a guilty pleasure where I had a hard time sorting out the intentional from the unintentional laughs.- New York Post
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Though Water Lilies endlessly teases the audience with its sapphic subtext and young female flesh, Sciamma seems most interested in showing how extremely cruel adolescent girls can be to each other.- New York Post
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Variously been described as a thriller, a muckraking exposé and even a satire -- and its refusal to fit neatly into a genre is only part of why it's so utterly disturbing.- New York Post
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If Carrie Bradshaw ever trades her Manolos for sneakers and starts blogging about raising children, I pray she wouldn't be as tiresome as the heroine of Katherine Dieckmann's insufferable comedy Motherhood.- New York Post
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Played by Logan Lerman -- the Zac Efron look-alike who was young George Hamilton in "My One and Only" -- Percy is a Manhattan high-schooler who learns he is a demigod.- New York Post
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Most experienced filmmakers wouldn't even attempt a film that's so blackly funny, that so rapidly shifts genres and tone, and that layers late '80s cultural references so thickly, from "E.T." to Smurfs.- New York Post
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A marginally funny comedy at best, recycles themes, scenes and even lines from Allen's own old movies - like many of Allen's later efforts.- New York Post
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The most interesting parts of the movie are the long, sexy and well-staged dance sequences, some of them involving a very nimble Duvall.- New York Post
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Unfortunately, the bulk of the three-hour epic is third-rate schmaltz that pays only lip service to history.- New York Post
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Tacky-looking, incoherent, badly acted and hopelessly directed disaster is easily the dullest adventure film of 2000.- New York Post
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Jeff Goldblum is a hoot as Hatosy's pot-smoking shrink, who also happens to be his mom's boyfriend, but Dallas 362 is basically a road movie that doesn't really go anywhere.- New York Post
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Harris can be a brilliant actor, and there are flashes of that here. But he's done in by a script that lacks any subtlety.- New York Post
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No classic like "The Big Sleep," another famously impossible-to-follow Los Angeles thriller. But for those willing to hang on for dear life, Lynch makes it worth their while.- New York Post
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Like its monstrous hero, The Incredible Hulk gets the job done with minimal artistry and a lot of noise.- New York Post
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This absorbing documentary, which has already been shown on cable, is getting a theatrical run to capitalize on the Broadway musical "Taboo."- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Winslet (Mendes' wife) once again demonstrates why she's one of the best actresses working today.- New York Post
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The story is also engaging and hip enough to make it a far easier sit for parents. And it's hard not to like a hero who takes public transportation to a showdown with the bad guy.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The poster art for Nanette Burstein's American Teen, which follows five students through their senior year at a high school in Indiana, is modeled after the one for "The Breakfast Club." So, to a large extent, is this ultra-slick and predictable documentary.- New York Post
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It’s only fitfully entertaining as an all-star indie team led again by director Jon Favreau, who gets swallowed up by the same sort of overproduced overkill as “Spider Man 3.”- New York Post
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A great-looking but torturously slow and often hokey cross between "The Exorcist" and "Dirty Harry."- New York Post
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Demonstrates that sometimes letting subjects and the facts speak for themselves can be quietly devastating.- New York Post
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Uncommonly well-acted and beautifully shot on location in southern India, but it's not exactly riveting.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Well-acted and nicely photographed, and has good action sequences, even if the screenplay (by M'Bala, Jean-Marie Adiaffi and Bertin Akaffou) is simplistic and there are slow stretches.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
An impressive supporting cast can't save this painfully unfunny, ham-fisted mockumentary poking fun at reality TV shows.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Among the variations of gags from the original are a threesome involving Harold, Kumar and a giant bag of marijuana.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Much of Finding Amanda doesn't stand up to close scrutiny, but at its best the still-boyish Broderick suggests his most famous character, Ferris Bueller, going through a midlife crisis.- New York Post
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Starts out as a thriller inspired by that city's 2005 Tube and bus bombings but gets bogged down in a family soap opera.- New York Post
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Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke and a host of other notables sing the praises of the estranged siblings, whose work is illustrated by copious film clips.- New York Post
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The film’s cool-looking desaturated look (not unlike “The Road”), plentiful action and Washington’s charismatic gravitas as the taciturn hero make it relatively easy to overlook the pretensions and implausibilities in the script.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A murky, vaguely fact-based melodrama that quickly sinks into the same swamp as such recent De Niro mistakes as "15 Minutes" and "Showtime."- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
An overstuffed menu from a master chef who's trying way too hard to please himself.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A small-scale charmer that provides a tailor-made role for Malkovich, who is always fun to watch.- New York Post
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You might not want to watch all of "The ABC of Love and Sex Australian Style," "Turkey Shoot" or "The True Story of Eskimo Nell," but the clips on view in "Not Quite Hollywood" are a hoot.- New York Post
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This small gem takes a basically optimistic view about the struggles that generations of immigrants have endured.- New York Post
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The kind of stand-up-and-cheer movie Hollywood is supposed to have forgotten how to make.- New York Post
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Following his triumphs in "The Constant Gardener" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," Fiennes is superb as Todd.- New York Post
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Mostly about extending a Hollywood franchise with ever-diminishing returns.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
In execution, this clever idea is far less funny than the original, "Killers From Space," which was directed by W. Lee Wilder, the vastly less talented brother of the great Billy.- New York Post
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It's déjà vu all over again for Aussie actor Guy Pearce, returning to motel rooms in the American Southwest to sort out metaphysical issues in the thriller First Snow, to somewhat less original effect than he did in "Memento."- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Not an easy movie to watch, and it's far from perfect - but it does have an artsy integrity and a fascinatingly intense performance by Paul Giamatti.- New York Post
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The script, attributed to Mark Schwahn, Marc Hyman and Jon Zack, is as confused as it is confusing, and the aimless direction by Brian Robbins doesn't help. It was apparently edited with a roulette wheel.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Intermittently brilliant, intermittently hilarious -- and occasionally tedious.- New York Post
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Sort of "West Side Story" set in 1958 Brooklyn -- minus the music or competent storytelling -- is clearly not dealing from anything close to a full deck.- New York Post
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Penn makes us take the leap required by Kristine Johnson and Jessie Nelson's screenplay -- you end up deeply caring about Sam and Lucy.- New York Post
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Harden and Pantoliano (especially) can be two of the most over-the-top performers in the business, but they don't strike a false note in Canvas - and neither does this heartbreaking movie.- New York Post
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An uninspired recycling of themes that were far more gripping in "The Lion King" and countless other earlier Mouse House classics.- New York Post
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Scott Thomas' reserve as an actor - which probably helped keep her from top stardom after an Oscar nomination for "The English Patient" (1996) - makes her perfect casting for this French film, the auspicious debut of director Philippe Claudel.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s often hard to figure out who’s winning, much less care about it. One thing is certain: Nobody is going to be demanding a rematch.- New York Post
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Picks up steam when it finally arrives in Cannes just in time to wreak yet more havoc at the big film festival, but getting there is pretty tedious. A little of the wildly mugging Atkinson goes a long way.- New York Post
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Crudely animated, badly dubbed, incomprehensible, boring -- and headache-inducing -- attempt to wring a few more yen and dollars out of a thoroughly spent franchise.- New York Post
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Perhaps the year's most daring and fully realized movie, is a pitch-perfect re-creation of '50s melodramas, showcasing a four-hankie performance by a peroxided Julianne Moore.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
As Kym, Hathaway runs an astonishing gamut of emotions, from anger to fragility and from hurt to regret - without ever seeming actress-y, like Nicole Kidman. Start clearing that mantelpiece, Anne.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Barely watchable, despite the presence of such pros as Michael McKean and Jane Lynch.- New York Post
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Like the Master of Suspense's best films, Double Take (which makes great use of Bernard Herrmann's haunting "Psycho" score) is an intellectual puzzle that also works as a thoroughly accessible entertainment.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
There is much more suspense in this sequence than a similar scene in last week's "The Sum of All Fears" -- which wasn't intended to be funny.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Doesn't shy from the ugly side, though it's far from the no-holds-barred exposé being touted in the ads.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Solid cast notwithstanding, 10th and Wolf is a generic, direct-to-video-grade gangster movie.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A boring and violent French crime thriller, is the sort of routine potboiler that generally goes straight to video in this country, if it's seen at all.- New York Post
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Jean-Pierre Jeunet, the French di rector of "Amelie," is back to more lighthearted whimsy with the delightful Micmacs.- New York Post
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The two male actors are very good, but Juuso is particularly amusing and touching as the earthy heroine.- New York Post
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Thanks to the extraordinary performance of Cotillard, who expertly lip- syncs to Piaf recordings and disappears into the part, few will regret seeing La Vie En Rose, named after a famous Piaf tune. Just brace yourself for a film of unvarying intensity that seems longer than its 140-minute running time.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Garage Days is fun, but it would have been even more entertaining if Proyas had taken an unplugged approach.- New York Post
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The best actress currently on New York screens is Esther Gorintin, a 90-year-old Pole who provides the emotional center for Julie Bertucelli's delicate, bittersweet comedy-drama, Since Otar Left, which is set in Paris and Tbilisi.- New York Post
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