For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What we’ve got is a highly entertaining nautical version of “The Towering Inferno’’ (still my favorite guilty pleasure of all time).
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This entertaining and handsome-looking version of The Magnificent Seven is very much tailored to his star, right down to Washington’s real-life history as a preacher’s son.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    At its heart, this is a thrilling tribute to a modest hero who rose to an extraordinary occasion.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Two decades after his last film, the legendary Jerry Lewis performs a truly unfortunate encore playing an elderly widower in writer-director Daniel Noah’s morose and thoroughly unconvincing drama.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    There’s a fatally miscast lead (Jack Huston, you are no Charlton Heston), cut-rate special effects, reams of eyeball-glazing dialogue, and a schmaltzy “inspirational” script that pointlessly alters the story in ways that make absolutely no sense.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Hugh Grant is no less great (and has terrific chemistry with Streep) in his juiciest role in years as St. Clair.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The simple, highly effective gimmick of this straightforward shocker is a malevolent clawed spectre named Diana (Alicia Vela-Bailey), who only appears in the dark.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Infiltrator satisfyingly builds to an improbable but ripped-from-the-headlines climax.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Captain Fantastic isn’t only one of the year’s best movies, but one of the best cast and best acted, right down to the smaller roles.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A visually dazzling summer treat.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The first “Independence Day’’ was a lot of fun, with a great lines and cutting-edge special effects. It was much imitated, so the sequel plays like a faded, eighth-generation copy with a cast that’s shooting blanks when it comes to humor.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    If there has ever been a better voice performance in an animated film than Ellen DeGeneres’ in Pixar’s wonderful sequel Finding Dory, I sure can’t think of it. Her tour de force even surpasses Robin Williams in “Aladdin.”
    • 56 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Jude Law gives arguably the worst performance of his career as Wolfe in Genius, the ham-fisted directing debut of noted British theater figure Michael Grandage, bombastically adapted by John Logan (“Gladiator’’) from a biography by A. Scott Berg.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The Conjuring 2 belongs to Wilson and Farmiga as the sincere, loving, slightly square Warrens, with Wan tightening the screws for a rousing series of cliffhangers that should have audiences screaming. Expect another sequel for sure.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Some editing would have made The Nice Guys easier to love — at times it feels as bloated as Crowe’s gut. It’s neither as fast, fresh or as funny as Black’s “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’’ (2005).
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Smartphone apps don’t particularly lend themselves well to political allegory or satire. But that’s precisely what the makers of this fitfully amusing animated adaptation of the once-popular game seem to be fruitlessly attempting.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Cross “Dog Day Afternoon’’ with “The Big Short’’ and throw in a dash of “Network’’ and you’ve got Money Monster, a clever financial thriller with comic overtones that’s a solid investment of your time thanks to stellar work by George Clooney and Julia Roberts.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It’s only a matter of time before someone turns Louise Osmond’s crowd-pleasing documentary, about people in a working-class Welsh mining village invading the snobbish “sport of kings,” gets turned into “The Full Monty” on four hooves.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Italian director Luca Guadagnino draws terrific performances from his four stars.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Patel has his most rewarding role since “Slumdog.’’
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Elvis & Nixon is the funniest Nixon movie since 1999’s forgotten “Dick.” That comedy was a Watergate-era fantasy, but as incredible as it seems, this one is based more or less directly on fact. A photograph of the meeting is the most requested image at the National Archives.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Sarandon gets great support from a cast that includes J.K. Simmons as a laid-back retired cop who pursues Minnie, and Jason Ritter as the ex-boyfriend whom Minnie desperately plots to reunite with her daughter.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Patrick Stewart has a blast playing against type as a soft-spoken white supremacist holding a punk rock band as his temporary prisoners in Jeremy Saulnier’s nicely crafted, low-budget comedy-thriller.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A cut above the season’s other belated sequels like “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’’ and “Zoolander 2.’’
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This sort of violent comedy — think “True Lies’’ meets “Grosse Pointe Blank’’ — is tough to pull off, but Spanish director Paco Cabezas and screenwriter Max Landis (“American Ultra’’) nail a screwball fantasy vibe that stops just inches short of downright silliness.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Don Cheadle gives one of the best performances of his career as jazz legend Miles Davis in Miles Ahead, even if his debut as a director ends up being an unfocused disappointment.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 12 Lou Lumenick
    Only Bryan Cranston, as Teller’s downsized dad, emerges with his dignity fully intact from Get a Job, whose scattershot direction is credited to Dylan Kidd (“Roger Dodger”).
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    While “300" maestro Snyder puts together some very striking scenes — which may be enough for many fanboys — they never really cohere into a whole. He literally throws in the kitchen sink in a film that frantically introduces characters and concepts while never clearly establishing the rules of the DC Comics universe.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    By the time David gets someone to unleash the gas, I was wishing he could simply erase all memories of the sorry “Divergent’’ franchise.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Desplechin draws uniformly superb performances from his young cast, making the coming-of-age genre seem fresh and vital.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Christopher Plummer confronts Nazi horrors again in Atom Egoyan’s preposterous thriller, which squanders a terrific performance by the Oscar-winning actor.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    South African director Gavin Hood (“X-Men Origins: Wolverine’’) pulls off some really tricky tonal shifts.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    The year’s best film so far.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Racist, stupid and boasting cheesy effects.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    In the end, this relentlessly nihilistic crime-caper thriller adds up to less than the sum of its impressive parts.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Tautly directed by Kiefer’s longtime “24’’ helmer Jon Cassar, Forsaken greatly benefits from the poignant teaming of its father-and-son stars — as well as Michael Wincott as an especially elegant and eloquent gunfighter who has great respect for John.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What really makes Hail, Caesar! sing are the Coens’ painstaking period simulations of scenes from five films,including not only “Hail, Caesar!” but a synchronized swimming routine a la Busby Berkeley and a corny musical Western.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Some handsome location shooting in New Orleans doesn’t make up for the Oscar winners’ relentless hamming and a plot that twists way beyond credibility.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The true story behind a Coast Guard rescue depicted in Disney’s The Finest Hours is amazing enough that it didn’t require corny romantic embellishments that threaten to capsize everything.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The stunning visuals in DreamWorks Animation’s Kung Fu Panda 3 surpass the high standards set by its predecessors, but storywise, the latest adventures of goofy Po the panda break no new ground.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The ironically titled A Perfect Day isn’t entirely successful, but Del Toro is wonderful and there are many well-judged moments, some involving a 9-year-old (Eldar Residovic) whose return to his home underlines the tragedies of this particular conflict.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The Hateful Eight is basically an expensive vanity project allowing Tarantino to expound on his bizarre theories about race relations.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Joy
    Mostly it’s up to Lawrence to wring all the drama and pathos she can out of a battle over patent rights that pushes Joy to the brink of bankruptcy. No surprise that her mettle cleans up all the messiness in Joy.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Presenting a “true” adventure about a giant whale that supposedly inspired “Moby-Dick” raises tsunami-high expectations about In the Heart of the Sea that are crushed as thoroughly as if star Chris Hemsworth had brought down his “Thor” hammer on the entire enterprise.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel do some of the best work of their careers playing longtime friends navigating their twilight years in Paolo Sorrentino’s witty, wise and swooningly beautiful dramatic comedy Youth.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Hard-core Hitchcock fans will not find much in the way of revelations.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the year’s warmest and most crowd-pleasing surprises.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The Good Dinosaur is no instant classic like its sublime predecessor “Inside Out,” but is modestly pleasing in its own way.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    This version, flatly directed and risibly written by Billy Ray, is saddled with endless coincidences, questionably motivated characters and an utterly laughable climax.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    This is in many ways a companion piece to Haynes’ “Far From Heaven” (2002), which remains one of my favorite films so far this century.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A decade later, these tabloid hall-of-famers are finally back to share the screen in By the Sea — glumly emoting in a pretentiously arty, humorless vanity production that drags along for two hours that feel like at least four.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    “A license to kill is also a license to not kill,” M lectures his new boss in the 24th James Bond film, Spectre. Well, it’s not a license to bore as much as this bloated drag manages to do.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Good grief! This painfully sincere animated feature seems aimed less at contemporary kids than nostalgic adults who might buy toys marketed for what is being billed as the 50th anniversary of the Peanuts gang for their children and grandchildren.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Bryan Cranston finally translates his critical acclaim for “Breaking Bad” into an Oscar-caliber performance in darkly comic Trumbo, playing an eloquent, witty screenwriter who bucked the Hollywood blacklist and triumphed.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Brilliantly acted by the year’s most carefully assembled cast, Spotlight is one of the year’s best films, showing just how hard it is to uncover painful truths.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    For all of its in-your-face, full-frontal sex scenes and threesomes (one involving a transsexual), this autobiographical story is almost sweet.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A slapdash, sporadically funny cross between the infamous “Ishtar’’ and the mercifully forgotten “American Dreamz.’’
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Bridge of Spies, Steven Spielberg’s best film since “Saving Private Ryan,” stars a flawless Tom Hanks in the smart, old-school thriller as James Donovan.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Truth also ignores Rather’s famous showboating, pettiness and hubris. He’s worked in lower-profile gigs since, but trust me, there’s a good reason why no news organization will touch Mapes with a 10-foot pole.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Pan
    This joyless, 10-megaton bomb fails in just about every imaginable way, as well as some you couldn’t possibly imagine.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Charlotte Rampling, Geraldine Chaplin and Mathieu Amalric contribute cameo appearances in the The Forbidden Room, a visual feast that may be a bit overwhelming for those unfamiliar with Maddin’s work.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    The Martian is a straightforward and thrilling survival-and-rescue adventure, without the metaphysical and emotional trappings of, say, “Interstellar.’’ It’s pure fun.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It’s a disappointment as a movie, though Shannon is especially fine in a rare sympathetic role.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    In the end, The Walk finds a graceful way to pay tribute not only to Petit’s bravery and determination — but to the thousands lost on 9/11 in the buildings this daredevil loved so much.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    With thinly drawn characters, uneven performances and tin-eared dialogue, Stonewall plays at best like a musical without the songs.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    While highly entertaining and sometimes inspired, Black Mass is more like Scorsese lite. In perhaps the most memorable sequence, Bulger sardonically tests a childhood friend (Joel Edgerton) for loyalty by teasing out a “secret” steak sauce in what’s basically a reworking/homage of Joe Pesci’s famous “I’m funny, how?” scene in “GoodFellas.”
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Be warned that Wolf Totem, featuring one of the final scores by the late great James Horner, is probably too brutal for younger children and more sensitive animal lovers.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Perhaps this year’s timeliest film — as well as, unfortunately, one of the hardest to sit through.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Daniel Lee’s elaborate Chinese historical action epic Dragon Blade certainly gets points for creative casting, as well as its gorgeous widescreen visuals.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 12 Lou Lumenick
    If you thought Matthew Broderick looked uncomfortable playing “himself” in “Trainwreck,” wait till you get a load of the actor portraying a married man who wonders if he’s gay in Neil LaBute’s mean-spirited comedy Dirty Weekend.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A Walk in the Woods is broad as a barn door, with two stars who have minimal chemistry — and there’s not much in the way of reflection about mortality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Even an engaging performance by Margot Robbie as the proverbial last woman on Earth isn’t enough to save Z for Zachariah from becoming yet another ploddingly pretentious Sundance dud.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Tomlin and Elliot relive their characters’ pain and anger so deeply that they could very well both end up with Oscar nominations.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    A screwball farce that pulls off a pitifully low percentage of its gags, even with a star-crammed cast.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the summer’s most entertaining and provocative movies.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A lousy script, unfocused direction, incoherent editing, shockingly terrible special effects — and, probably, panicked studio executives — have left its four talented stars muddling through a dull superhero origin story with zero payoff.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Short, sweet, charming and often very funny, Shaun the Sheep Movie has essentially no intelligible dialogue and doesn’t need any.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 12 Lou Lumenick
    The geniuses behind the new film just don’t understand the difference between genuine subversiveness and pointless vulgarity.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    “Risky Business” it’s not, and Delevingne is no Rebecca De Mornay.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Too much screen time is devoted to producers Lloyd and Susan Ecker, fans who serve as on-screen narrators and serve up tidbits from Tucker’s 400 scrapbooks, some of which, frankly, seem highly improbable.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Irrational Man is so clumsily staged and lethargically paced that it makes such clunkers as “Small Time Crooks” and “Cassandra’s Dream” look like minor classics.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Mr. Holmes, derived from a novel by Mitch Cullin, isn’t quite as deep or as poignant, but amply rewards McKellen and Holmes fans willing to go with its leisurely pace.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Even by the modest standards of the genre, the ending is jaw-droppingly ridiculous.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The dance routines are so hilariously spectacular — and the film is such good-naturedly inclusive fun — that you may not miss the absence of anything resembling dramatic conflict in what’s close to a feature-length concert film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Big Game is goofy fun, whether Jackson is rolling down a hill in a freezer, the kid is trying to stop a bazooka with an arrow, or we’re witnessing other stunts that are just too preposterous to describe.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Max
    Director Boaz Yakin (“Remember the Titans”) indulges in an awful lot of gunplay for a PG-rated family film, but sure knows how to stage a dirt-bike race. The Belgian malinoises who play Max way out-act the humans.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Cam (based on the director’s real-life father) is so charming and gifted in various ways that it’s easy to enjoy this fanciful look at a bohemian mixed-race family.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    A hilarious and touching animated masterpiece that takes a gloriously imaginative, sometimes scary leap into the mind of a girl on the cusp of adolescence.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    A funny, hip, touching and utterly irresistible comedy-drama.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Worth seeing just for the dramatization of the making of “Good Vibrations” alone. But there’s much more to savor in this biopic — a rare high note in the drone of so much summer dreck.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Oblivious to both narrative logic and the laws of physics, the cliché-filled San Andreas doesn’t nearly have the star power of earlier, better disaster movies it borrows from like “The Poseidon Adventure,” “Earthquake” and “The Towering Inferno.”
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The film never adds up to the sum of its parts, effectively a two-hour trailer for a movie I’d still be interested in seeing.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Playing a slightly autobiographical role — reinforced by a karaoke sequence that gently nods to “Duets,” the final film directed by Danner’s late real-life husband, Bruce Paltrow, and starring their daughter Gwyneth — Danner shines in scene after scene.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    This spectacularly great reboot is surprisingly owned not by Hardy, who is fine, but by Charlize Theron.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Morgan Freeman and Diane Keaton have unexpectedly great chemistry in this warm and funny comedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This is the sort of film that will admittedly make some people uncomfortable, and that’s sort of the point.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Ride sounds a bit like a Lifetime movie, but in Hunt’s capable hands it’s a brisk, funny and touching comedy for boomers.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The pleasant but forgettable Adult Beginners strains a bit too hard for a happy ending, and tends to lay on the schmaltz and metaphors (like the swim class that gives the film its title) with a trowel.

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