Lou Lumenick
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
A root canal seems a more pleasurable way to pass two hours than this interminable vanity knockoff of "Traffic" about troubled Angelenos.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 2, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Literally the kind of movie they just don't make anymore, Michel Hazanavicius' French-sponsored charmer The Artist is a gorgeous black-and-white love letter to silent Hollywood with old-fashioned English intertitles and just a single line of audible (English) dialogue.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 25, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Gorgeously photographed by Peter Suschitzky, A Dangerous Method presents a vivid portrait of pre-World War I Europe that's at a considerable remove from the types of madness usually seen in Cronenberg's films.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Brilliantly playing doomed '50s sex bomb Marilyn Monroe, Michelle Williams gets under the skin of the troubled yet vulnerable icon in a way no one else ever has.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
O'Grady is very good, but she can't make the hard-to-watch Rid of Me dramatically credible.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2011
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- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Expertly mixing tears and laughs with the sort of alchemy not seen since "Terms of Endearment," this superbly written, directed, acted, and yes, Oscar-friendly movie perfectly captures the blackly comic insanity that can overtake a family forced to confront an impending death.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 16, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Nutty Danish provocateur Lars von Trier -- long one of the most annoying filmmakers on the planet -- turns out one of the year's most emotionally resonant art movies.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 11, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's pretty sad if you're a comic and Al Pacino is the funniest thing in your movie.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 11, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
DiCaprio may well receive a Best Actor Oscar for his tour de force as the conflicted FBI director -- greatly abetted by Hammer (who played the Winklevoss twins in "The Social Network'') in his first major role as the flamboyant but frustrated Tolson.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 9, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Ineptly written and directed, the nihilistic The Son of No One flaunts an attitude best summed up by a cynical Pacino -- "A man has to live with s--t.'' Maybe so, Al, but audiences have the option of skipping this bomb.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Veteran character actor Dennis Farina gives one of the best performances of the year in a rare lead part as an aging, down-on-his luck small-time hood in The Last Rites of Joe May.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
There are moments of brilliance, like a claymation sequence that manages to simultaneously send up '60s holiday cartoons and "Ghostbusters'' (with Frosty the Snowman instead of Marshmallow Man).- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Putting it as kindly as possible, this pitiful romantic comedy directed by Scott Marshall (dad Garry did "Pretty Woman'') peaks with its animated opening credits.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Where Anonymous has it all over "Shakespeare in Love'' is its detailed evocation of London from four centuries ago. The rowdy audience for Shakespeare's first works at the Globe Theatre is especially colorful.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Michael Brandt's soporific thriller is making a token stop in theaters before its January DVD debut. Miss it if you can.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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- New York Post
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
There's a winning emotional truth in the father-son scenes in this Spokane-shot sleeper, directed with skill and sensitivity by Jonathan Segal.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Johnny English Reborn sounds like a reboot, but it's actually a tired recycling of something that wasn't exactly fresh to begin with.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Spacey does his best work since "American Beauty'' as a tired middle-aged corporate warrior whose greatest compassion, in the end, is reserved for an ailing dog he has to put to sleep.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
A dispiriting rehash of dysfunctional family clichés that seems to last longer than Thanksgiving Day dinner.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Make no mistake, Father of Invention is the hilarious Spacey's show all the way.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Basically "csi: East Texas,'' the debut feature of Ami Canaan Mann is long on style and short on coherent storytelling, not unlike numerous efforts by her director dad, Michael, who serves as a producer here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Spanish master filmmaker Pedro Almodóvar offers up a grisly Halloween trick-and-treat in his first full-out horror movie, an eye-popping and genuinely shocking gender-bending twist on Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo.''- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Yet despite the efforts of an excellent cast headed by three top comedy names -- Owen Wilson, Steve Martin and Jack Black -- and tons of beautiful scenery (mostly British Columbia and the Canadian Yukon), this movie stubbornly refuses to take flight, or generate more than a few chuckles.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
The Sons of Tennessee Williams, which offers touching interviews with many older gay men, somewhat awkwardly connects this history with the efforts of a gay Mardi Gras crew to keep going in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
There's nothing startlingly original about Estevez's screenplay, yet it has a modesty you seldom see when Hollywood tackles spiritual subjects.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
With Paul Newman gone, you couldn't ask for a better senior-citizen representation of Butch Cassidy than Shepard. In his best performance since "The Right Stuff'' turned him into a reluctant movie star, Shepard makes Blackthorn worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's not up to the high standard of the Clooney-Heslov script for "Good Night, and Good Luck,'' or what you'd imagine that, say, Aaron Sorkin could have done with this premise (for starters, sharper dialogue). Or what Elaine May did with the similarly themed "Primary Colors" 13 years ago.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Fast, furious and often funny. But no blood is truly shed (except literally in a playground fight during the opening credits).- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Extremely cool-looking in the manner of "Sin City,'' but clumsily staged, slackly acted and mind-numbingly dull, Israeli director Guy Moshe's English-language fantasy is set in a future when guns, and apparently coherent conversations, have been outlawed.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It succeeds mostly thanks to stellar work by the wonderful Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who capably handles the dramatic heavy lifting, and Seth Rogen, who delivers big laughs as his raunchy bud.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It would be possible to appreciate Shannon's fabulous work in Take Shelter far better if the filmmaker lost a quarter of the two-hour running time -- there are many overlong scenes that make this a needlessly tough sit.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Based on a memoir by Nigel Slater, a British celebrity chef who makes a cameo appearance, Toast also charts the budding chef's growing interest in hunky, scantily clad guys. Be warned: Some of the regional British accents would benefit from subtitles.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
While the Kassen brothers do an impressive job for newcomers -- the film looks great and performances are uniformly solid -- there's some overly blunt dialogue and dead-end subplots that would have been pruned by more experienced filmmakers.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Even if Corben hadn't photographed Gatien with lighting that makes him look like a horror-movie villain, he'd hardly come off as innocent.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
A crowd-pleasing baseball movie for people - like me - who don't like baseball movies...Probably the finest baseball movie since "Bull Durham".- New York Post
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Unlike Van Sant's grittier, less sentimental recent small films, it's twee enough to make your teeth ache. It's the director's biggest miscalculation since "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" 18 years ago.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 16, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's fun, but the script, credited to Hossein Amini ("The Wings of the Dove"), is short on characterization and long on plot twists and wisecracks.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 16, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
The latter is played by Parker Posey, who looks baffled throughout. As well she should.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Arriving two days before the 10th anniversary of 9/11, Steven Soderbergh's Contagion is a serious all-star thriller about the rapid worldwide spread of a killer virus that's easily the scariest of the disaster films that have followed the attack.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Seven Days in Utopia obviously isn't targeted at us cynical New Yorkers. But it goes down more smoothly than you'd imagine thanks to Duvall and an excellent supporting cast.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Markopolos repeatedly tells us he was scared for his life -- accompanied by hokey archival clips and music -- though nothing actually happened to him.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Spanning two decades in a little under two hours, Higher Ground is a well-acted if slow-moving drama that will reward adventurous audiences with fine performances and a thoughtful approach.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Should appeal more to those who like to watch stuff blow up than understand exactly why the carnage is transpiring.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
The overlong Amigo has its heart in the right place, but its approach to complex issues is too simplistic to win over unconverted minds.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
I might be able to get past that if Hathaway and Sturgess had any chemistry. There are no sparks whatsoever, and that's always a deal-breaker for me in romantic films.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Gut-bustingly funny -- perhaps this waning summer season's ultimate guilty pleasure.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's basically left to the viewer to figure out the historical significance of this drug-fueled odyssey.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 5, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
You'd be better off renting "Eddie and the Cruisers" (1983) than slogging through this latest, far more dire recycling of the same rock clichés.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 5, 2011
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- New York Post
- Posted Aug 5, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
What follows is a hilarious, slam-bang series of chases and battles that cross "Gremlins" with "Assault on Precinct 13," the two most prominent of many genre films quoted by Attack the Block.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Ineptly directed by Raja Gosnell -- the genius behind the "Scooby-Doo" features, "Big Momma's House," and "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" -- this cheesy-looking flick has lousy animation, worse special effects and the most headache-inducing, blurry 3-D since "Clash of the Titans."- New York Post
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
This midsummer crowd-pleaser from the ateliers of Steven Spielberg and Ron Howard is still a great deal more rip-roaring fun than, say, the campy movie version of "The Wild Wild West."- New York Post
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Even with a clever final twist straight out of "The Twilight Zone," this crummy-looking two-hander is a tough sit.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's an engaging piece of filmmaking on its own, beautifully shot and acted.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Chemistry is the usually misfiring engine that drives romantic comedies, so it's a pleasure to report that Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are practically combustible together in Friends With Benefits.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Alas, the complications don't arrive nearly quickly enough for the overlong and slow-paced Lucky to really cook.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
By far the best scenes are shared by Sneider and his struggling but devoted mother, played by the seldom-seen Amanda Plummer.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's a reasonably funny religious satire that takes potshots at easy targets but is quite watchable due to the participation of two Oscar winners and two Oscar nominees.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Everything a summer blockbuster should be but rarely is - a whip-smart, slam-bang piece of entertainment where we deeply care about the fate of the central characters.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 12, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
There have been many untraditional film adaptations of Shakespeare's, but few have been as unorthodox as this one.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Offers well-chosen selections from Aleichem's darkly humorous work.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
A long way from his TV portrayal of John Adams, Giamatti seems to be having an especially good time as a splenetic King John, who would not be out of place in a Monty Python movie.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
A dull, by-the-numbers psych-ward horror thriller that's sadly a lot closer in quality to "Sucker Punch" than "Shutter Island."- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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