Lou Lumenick
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2% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
The best parts of this awkwardly paced film are Bell’s scenes with Enrico Colantoni, who returns as her private investigator dad, concerned she’s throwing away a bright future by getting sucked back into her old life.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A huge hit in China — where it was released in 3-D IMAX — the handsomely filmed Journey To the West deserves better than the token 2-D theatrical release it’s getting in the United States to support its simultaneous arrival on video-on-demand.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Loaded with improbable cultural references (Sherman totes a Stephen Hawking lunchbox and uses words like “eponymous”), I fear Mr. Peabody and Sherman may be a bit too brainy to fully connect with contemporary movie audiences.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s the wonderful performances by Bening and Harris that make this flawed, somewhat maudlin film worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It largely consists of Franco musing about depictions of homosexual activity on film. As well as gay cast members speculating whether Franco will take off his clothes and perform in explicit footage. He doesn’t.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
All the tedium of an endless trans-Atlantic flight gets packed into the 105 minutes of Non-Stop.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, as in Bay’s “Pearl Harbor,’’ much of the sometimes draggy 2 1/4 hours is given to clichéd inspirational drama.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A campy guilty pleasure that serves up a “Gladiator’’ knockoff as an appetizer to the impressively flame-filled main course.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Adult World proceeds by fits and starts, but fans of Cusack won’t want to miss his performance as the petulant poet, whose resistance is inevitably worn down by his persistent fan.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Except possibly for a superlative supporting performance by Hugh Bonneville of “Downton Abbey,’’ Clooney’s low-key directorial effort is not quite an Oscar-caliber movie, though it’s got a great cast, a worthy theme and plenty of things to reward adult moviegoers.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Winslet and Brolin have wonderful chemistry together, and Reitman makes well-worn metaphors like steamy weather and pie making (the film has been embraced by the American Pie Council) seem newly invented.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
G.B.F., which concludes with a clumsy parody of the prom climax from “Carrie,’’ offers an admirable message of tolerance for teen audiences — too bad it’s been absurdly saddled with an R rating, even though there’s far less innuendo than in “Easy A.’’- New York Post
- Posted Jan 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Nut Job has an interesting anti-socialist subtext, with the seemingly benevolent raccoon revealing himself as a power-mad dictator. It’s the most political non-Pixar cartoon feature since the very left-leaning “The Ant Bully’’ eight years ago.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Imagine the French lesbian romance “Blue Is the Warmest Color’’ as a raunchy American exploitation flick with loads of fake gore. That’s a rough idea of the latest from Lloyd Kaufman, the exuberant shockmeister whose Troma Team is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 10, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Poor John Leguizamo, who hopefully got well-paid to voice a stereotypical Latino bird providing a stream of nonsensical narration.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
There is still enough venom spilled in August: Osage County to make this drama relatable to anyone who’s suffered through a wildly dysfunctional family dinner — and who hasn’t, especially at this time of year?- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jonze seems to be heading for a far quirkier ending than the one he actually delivers, but he does tap into the zeitgeist with his unlikely romantic fable.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
If you’re going to invest three hours watching a movie about a convicted stock swindler, it needs to be a whole lot more compelling than Martin Scorsese’s handsome, sporadically amusing and admittedly never boring — but also bloated, redundant, vulgar, shapeless and pointless — Wolf of Wall Street.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
There are probably enough moments to satisfy hard-core fans, but for the rest of us, this amounts to the Middle Earth equivalent of “Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones,’’ a space-holding, empty-headed epic filled with characters and places (digital and otherwise) that are hard to keep straight, much less care about.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Except for a couple of isolated, mildly subversive moments, Hanks is basically playing the genial host of “The Wonderful World of Disney’’ rather than an actual person.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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- Posted Dec 6, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The feel-bad movie of the holiday season, Spike Lee’s often-repellent Americanized reimagining of Korean director Chan-Wook Park’s twisty 2004 revenge thriller Oldboy is relentlessly gruesome, self-consciously shocking and pretty much pointless.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Tiresome cavalcade of bickering — which feels like it lasts even longer than your typical Thanksgiving dinner.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 25, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Delivery Man trades the abrasive comedian’s trademark snark for schmaltz — an experiment that actually works better than you’d guess.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Bob Nelson’s original script, a sort of unlikely cross between “The Last Picture Show’’ and “The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek,’’ offers a biting satire of Midwestern life that Payne sometimes allows to border on condescension.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Miyazaki offers a vivid, at times fantastical view of Japan between the wars, wracked by the Great Depression, a fearsome earthquake that leveled Tokyo in 1923, a tuberculosis epidemic and the rise of fascism.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, it’s engaging and serves its young audience well — a rare Holocaust movie that doesn’t strain to become Oscar bait.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s a remarkable story, vividly and urgently told by French-Canadian director Vallée (“The Young Victoria”) from a pointed, schmaltz-free script by Craig Borten and Melissa Wallack.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The schmaltzy Diana is directed at a dirge-like pace by German director Oliver Hirschbiegel, whose film “Downfall’’ depicted the final days of Hitler and provided one of the Internet’s most enduring memes.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jeffrey Schwarz’s documentary is a fine, touching tribute to John Waters’ larger-than-life drag diva, Divine.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Like “Traffic’’ on a massive dose of downers, Ridley Scott’s The Counselor is a great-looking and star-filled but lethally pretentious, talky, lethargic drama.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 24, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Danny Huston looks and sounds like his celebrated father, John, more and more each year, so I enjoyed watching him play a flamboyant and womanizing legendary director not unlike his old man in Bernard Rose’s modest little comedy.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Well-meaning films like “Lincoln’’ and “Lee Daniels’ The Butler’’ merely scratch the surface compared to the deep and painful truths laid bare by 12 Years a Slave. It’s about time, Scarlett O’Hara.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Hollywood’s ongoing campaign to remake every horror movie of the 1970s and ’80s has finally caught up with the Stephen King-Brian De Palma classic “Carrie,’’ and the results are distressingly anemic, pig blood and all.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s much more lively than “On the Road,” last year’s snoozy adaptation of the Kerouac novel that presented fictionalized versions of some of the same characters.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Basically, the whole thing can be summed up as an epic midlife crisis.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Their misadventures in the Big Apple, including Giamatti’s involvement with a Russian house sitter (a bizarrely cast Sally Hawkins) are neither funny nor touching, just tedious.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Compared by some to “2001: A Space Odyssey,’’ Cuarón’s relatively intimate space epic is equally groundbreaking in the spectacular way it depicts space.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Is torture ever justifiable? A twisty, compelling, brilliantly acted (if sometimes difficult to watch) thriller, Prisoners, asks this question not in the usual contemporary context — anti-terrorism — but instead as a gruesome option deployed as a response to every parent’s worst nightmare.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The film also drags a bit toward the end, but neither of these is a major flaw in a movie with more funny lines than in most of Allen’s movies these days — not to mention a saner, clearer moral perspective.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, the rambling Jayne Mansfield’s Car is almost as big a wreck as its namesake.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Gorgeous location filming on Italy’s Amalfi Coast and a voice-only performance by the great Claire Bloom as an elderly woman remembering World War II are the main attractions in Kat Coiro’s familiarly snoozy romantic drama.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It falls to Hanks and his movie-star presence to anchor this ambitious enterprise, and he does some of his most impressive acting without saying a word.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A more nuanced picture of the only president to resign from office emerges in Penny Lane’s clever documentary.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 30, 2013
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- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A credulity-straining thriller featuring a few good paranoid moments — and, perhaps most important, Rebecca Hall running in high heels.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 27, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Cusack and Cage — who don’t have any scenes together until halfway through — do their best work in years, while erstwhile “High School Musical’’ star Hudgens shows off acting chops missing in “Spring Breakers.’’- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Larson shines as an adult staffer assigned to keep these self-destructive kids safe while they work with therapists.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jobs amounts to, at best, a Cliffs Notes version of the man’s early life. If you want the real story, you’ll have to read Walter Isaacson’s fascinating 2011 biography, which would make a much better film than this one.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Although director Lee Daniels dials things down a bit here, subtlety is not what he does. That strategy worked for “Precious’’ but turned his more recent “The Paperboy’’ into a feature-length howler.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 9, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Often less really is more, and that’s why I can recommend Planes, a charmingly modest low-budget spin-off from Pixar’s “Cars’’ that provides more thrills and laughs for young children and their parents than many of its more elaborate brethren.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The superficial script doesn’t go nearly deep enough to begin explaining Lovelace.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
I’m a sucker for films with great surfing footage, let alone wacky ’70s hairstyles. But this overlong, cliché-infested Aussie period drama tested my patience.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Paul Schrader’s The Canyons is not the worst movie of 2013 — it's marginally better than "InAPPpropriate Comedy" and "Scary Movie 5," two even worse bombs that Lindsay Lohan also lent her rapidly diminishing talents to — but it is surely the most boring I’ve seen.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The pretentious and unrelievedly glum first feature from music-video and advertising director Nenad Cicin-Sain, The Time Being looks sharp, but it’s about as dramatically satisfying as watching paint dry.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Blue Jasmine may sound like a topical satire, but it isn’t really. It’s a character study of an obnoxious, selfish and supremely self-absorbed woman oblivious to the pain she inflicts on others.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A couple of heavyweight actors — Tim Roth and Cillian Murphy — get top billing, but this British drama belongs to young Eloise Laurence, memorable as Skunk, the diabetic daughter of Roth’s kindly solicitor.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Classy old-school horror, James Wan’s The Conjuring depends more on its excellent cast and atmospheric direction than cheap gimmicks to raise hairs on the back of your neck. Which it does, quite frequently.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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