Lisa Alspector

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For 550 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Alspector's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Tarzan
Lowest review score: 0 Bless the Child
Score distribution:
550 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Writer Philip Stark ("That '70s Show") and director Danny Leiner ("Freaks and Geeks") apply mature comic instincts to an adolescent genre.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The characters seem both reduced and idealized, and the plot has turns a dispassionate dramatist would avoid.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    People frequently cover the camera lens with their hands or refer to the "documentary" being filmed, as if to assure us that what we're seeing is real.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    May persuade you to identify not with race-car drivers but with race cars.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The movie occasionally makes an unexpectereference -- though with more desperation than wit.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    I never thought I'd see a slapstick animal action movie about the beauty of interracial relationships and nonmarital sex, but that's what this is, and kids seem to love it.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's tempting to accuse director and star Kevin Costner of taking the idea of vanity production to a new level in this frontier adventure based on a book by David Brin.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    It’s a heart-tugging scenario undermined by a striking hypocrisy: obscuring a hot-button issue in casting, some actors with Down's syndrome have minor roles, while Penn plays the lead -- and chews the scenery.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    This serious if assaultively stylish meditation on faith uses traditional elements of religion-based horror in a way that's more innocent than calculating.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Tiresome, blood-filled comedy.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The feature has some lovely effects.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    More of the abundant sight gags and slips of the tongue originate in bathrooms and bedrooms than are actually set there.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers uphold an unfortunate tradition in movies based on TV shows by busily adding superfluous plot elements.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    It makes me sick all over again just describing this--the most affecting scene in a sluggish would-be comedy that reflects the dubious state of the art of fat male comedians exploiting themselves in 1997, the year its star died.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This limp 1998 comedy tries hard to be both irreverent and ethical by suggesting that deceit motivated by self-interest is OK as long as no one gets hurt.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This culinary fantasy is mildly inspired.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The perfectly acceptable shtick executed by Williams--whose I-know-you-better-than-you-know-yourself seduction techniques ought to make him a hotter leading man--occasionally justifies the relentlessly light tone of this preachy 1998 comedy-drama.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Two obnoxious, swaggering brothers -- whose sexual naivete is supposed to make them endearing as well as pathetic -- find happiness in this more schmaltzy than funny Saturday Night Live spin-off.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    All the movie's free-form horror phenomena might have been more interesting if the plot didn't keep insisting on a systematic explanation for them.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    An intriguing noir whose conceptual sophistication is partly undermined by naive execution.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    Neither the love nor the loss in this tear-jerking romance contains much drama.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Jas lots of action, drama, comedy, and corn -- and few pauses, which is striking.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Poorly paced action comedy.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The inevitable isn't worth the wait.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The movie's repeated attempts to combine seriousness and humor as in a blender give it a dysfunctionally earnest tone.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Initially tolerable but increasingly stupid thriller.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    It's almost always night and almost always raining.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Lisa Alspector
    This derivative concept movie is tiresomely slick as well as shamefully sloppy, and someone should issue a restraining order requiring writer-director Darren Stein to stay at least 100 yards away from irony.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The pranks are as bland as Macdonald’s demeanor, which is supposed to subvert expectations about the role of the straight man in a comedy duo; the subjects of running gags range from anal rape to anal rape.

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