Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
550
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- Lisa Alspector
Even as you're wincing at what you thought was misguided earnestness, it's being subverted by filmmakers who've turned many of the genre's weaknesses into tiny triumphs.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
With a distinctively middle-aged zest, Carpenter retools even the hopeless cliche requiring action heroes to spout bad puns while dispatching bad guys; his eminently stylish movie proves that new blood can flow from an old vein.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Dead-on imitations of some of the characters from the television series created by Bob Mosher and Joe Connelly will seem pointlessly stylized to viewers unfamiliar with the old sitcom.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The humor is often predictable--minor characters are stereotyped only to be demeaned for easy laughs--but the movie impressively fulfills its larger purpose of making you look at your culture's conventions as such.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Despite the practical nature of the costars' bond, I spent most of the lukewarm actioner wondering when the hell they were going to start kissing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This Farrelly brothers "hommage" replicates the mechanics of their work without echoing its spirit or complex tone, and many of the deliberate offenses fail to transcend mere exploitation.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The lawyer is marvelously played by Evelina Fernandez, who wrote the screenplay based on her play.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
For all the high-tech allusions and middle-tech illusions, the movie--the 23rd in an immortal series--draws its power from its grittiness and unresolved allegory.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The received notion that kids want their movies fast and furious is barely in evidence in this 1997 comedy, a laboriously slow suburban adventure.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Geek-triumphs-after-all comedies can be charming, but in this one the triumphing begins so early it's hard to feel for the geek.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This gently satirical farce is atmospheric when dabbling in religion--the chef turns to spiritual magic to defuse her passion for her husband--and moving during her heart-to-hearts with her friend.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The buildup to social criticism in what at first appears to be pointless and partly misogynist exploitation is subtly impressive.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In this inept thriller...the script is a coloring book, and the director's careful to stay within the lines.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Pales in comparison to the controversial "Life Is Beautiful"--a more provocative fiction, if only because it's even less realist.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In nearly every scene of her dangerously underwritten role, Diaz has a mouthful of cliches.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers show habitual thriller viewers some respect by condensing the background story into iconic sound and image bites during the opening-credits sequence, suggesting they know we get the drill; this and the other stylish elements make it all the more disappointing that the movie's mediocre.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Chillingly beautiful cinematography makes the state's landscapes appear timeless as it sets the stage for a grim history told with archival portraits.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The writers must have racked their brains for the formula: two parts other movies to one part childhood revenge fantasies- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The scenes set on earth--messy, predictable satire about the commercial exploitation of fevered genius. The unconscious/underworld scenes may be boring because neosurrealism is a cliche.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It may not be “The Bridges of Madison County,” but the latest Kevin Costner romance is nearly as good as they get.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Michael Tolkin and Bruce Joel Rubin's straightforward script and Mimi Leder's toneless direction make this attempt so boring that the titles counting down the months, weeks, and finally hours to impact are best used to gauge how soon the movie will be over.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This friendly, briefly exciting story (1998), inspired by John Irving's A Prayer for Owen Meany, achieves a nice balance between caricature and nuanced characterization and even manages not to be cloying.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Danny Glover and Mel Gibson make a gently contrasted (and nicely self-reflexive) odd couple in this action-comedy sequel.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Disturbing--if less sophisticated than the best SF (science fiction)-horror TV.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Two generic ideas amount to nothing in this theatrical dark comedy about violence and information overload.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As a ditz who's just smart enough to know something isn't right, Lyonne blends hyperbole and sincerity in perfect proportions.- Chicago Reader
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