Lisa Alspector

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For 550 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Alspector's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Tarzan
Lowest review score: 0 Bless the Child
Score distribution:
550 movie reviews
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Neither good nor terrible.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Oscar baiting is the main point of this unintentionally silly drama.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Stodgy storytelling and a hyperbolic score reduce their experiences to melodrama.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Hokey.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    An intriguing noir whose conceptual sophistication is partly undermined by naive execution.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Satisfying in small ways.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Rowan Atkinson's recalcitrant TV character is the hub of this 1997 feature that will disappoint fans and nonfans alike.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Never seems to find its tone.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Nat Mauldin and Larry Levin's screenplay, indifferently directed by Betty Thomas, is simply an excuse for tired scatological jokes involving animal characters with the voices of well-known actors.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The tectonic shifts in this camp-horror extravaganza are unsettling.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Cliched narrative, which isn't funny as often as seems intended.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Clunky and obvious.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    All of this comedy's jokes are old.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The feature has some lovely effects.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    A narrative that tries to juggle thriller elements, tons of pop culture imagery, and way too much philosophical baggage.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Olympia Dukakis and Illeana Douglas come off poorly in silly supporting roles that make Aniston seem to have screen presence by default. Her character's habit of compulsively adjusting her bodice ensures our attention has the proper focus.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The buildup to social criticism in what at first appears to be pointless and partly misogynist exploitation is subtly impressive.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Partly because the seducer's technique is methodical--as a former conquest explains to the naive heroine--the movie's answers are too easy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Blends extremes of violence and humor to create an irreverent tone that nullifies everything; the plot is so clever it crushes the characterization, making all the action seem perfunctory.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The result is an exploitation movie that seems like it's about something -- though what exactly I couldn't say.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    It's all corny and contrived and usually sensitive. The filmmakers even dare to show the effects of illness--a subject frequently glamorized to the point of being insulting--in a love scene of rare honesty.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Whedon and director Jean-Pierre Jeunet ("Delicatessen") bend over so far backward to make Weaver's and Ryder's roles beefy that they end up mocking the characters' bravura.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Ultimately this is a sharp-focus issue movie, decrying intolerance as it explores the effects of labeling, the complexity of fetishizing, and the differences between business and crime.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    A better disaster movie than it is a thriller.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    This 1998 romantic comedy mostly bores with its cumbersome exposition and close-ups of trivial objects scattered throughout lackluster montage sequences.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Romantic comedy is set mainly in NYC, where the plight of its ambivalent lovers seems particularly trivial.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The ultimately uncomplicated view of sexual and emotional violence in a family is only tragic, not insightful.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    A cute send-up of preadolescent stereotypes.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Becomes blandly idealistic.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Better than slick, though it feels pointless -- another homage to a kind of filmmaking that's had more than its share.

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