Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
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- Lisa Alspector
The consistency with which the plot turns on characterization instead of contrivance makes this movie better than many of its supposedly grown-up competitors.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The violence is suggested in a way that's neither overwhelming nor insulting to a child's intelligence as this crafty fairy tale ultimately finds a way for human and vampire characters to live and let live.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
An effects vehicle disguised as a metaphysical meditation (or a metaphysical meditation disguised as an effects vehicle?), this strikingly unimaginative 1998 movie contains visuals that can barely assert their niftiness amid the vacuous themes.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the climax of the story is a little forced and sloppy, with both lovers behaving way out of character, this movie is aware enough of the conventions it's using that it's more moving than cloying.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Poor execution sometimes points up the difference between the telling of a story and the story itself--in this case, without diminishing the power of the latter.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
All the comedy, tragedy, and various obstacles to romance seem to have been contrived to divert the story from its tendency toward pulp erotica.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the questionable motives and bad planning of offscreen characters who far outrank Gibson make it difficult to take at face value one soldier's last words -- "I'm glad I could die for my country" -- some viewers will, which may be as the filmmakers intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The unusually thoughtful dialogue and soul-searching performances make this romantic drama seem deeper than it is.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The earnestness of some of the drama in the only deceptively unsophisticated narrative may be more shocking than any of the gross-outs.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
But the bland plot involves nested crimes gone awry and a bad car chase or two, and its bulky, styleless exposition is hard to wait out.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Demands that we see as coincidental if not ironic the ease with which Fraser cuts a rug at a swing club when he's hopelessly naive about everything else that's being revived in the 90s when he emerges.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This atmosphere-heavy drama, with its comfortably quirky characters, elegant performances, and ever shifting tone, is so innocuous it's not worth panning.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Mined for comedy and milked for drama, though what results is diminished by the very framing device contrived to punch it up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The final image, a minimalist evocation--perhaps a compromise for an unmarketable ending--puts an intriguing spin on everything that's come before it.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Too dry to be very funny and too contrived to be outrageous, this movie has a tone so unusual it almost seems to have none at all.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This brash shocker by John Sayles—who wrote, directed, and edited—is bound to annoy as many people as it intrigues.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director James Toback must believe his audience is hopelessly prudish if he thinks this pedantic story, which takes place over several hours in a Manhattan loft, is provocative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Labyrinthine yet oversimple, the story seems to hide a more provocative one. But perhaps this is the nature of the beast.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Strives for comprehensive coverage of its theme of forbidden love.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This limp 1998 comedy tries hard to be both irreverent and ethical by suggesting that deceit motivated by self-interest is OK as long as no one gets hurt.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Time-travel cliches, female characters who exert authority only so we'll laugh at the pussy-whipped males, dialogue that's neither self-mocking nor serious, and an ostentatious though not particularly exciting production design keep the movie from taking off.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers have created a pretentious extended "Twilight Zone" episode with obscenely high production values.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This concept comedy-drama would be even better if the intercutting among households had been timed to add dramatic content rather than simply advance the subplots.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This desperately all-ages movie just emphasizes its banality by throwing money and effort into effects and production design at the expense of pacing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers show habitual thriller viewers some respect by condensing the background story into iconic sound and image bites during the opening-credits sequence, suggesting they know we get the drill; this and the other stylish elements make it all the more disappointing that the movie's mediocre.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Denzel Washington is admirable in the role of a dauntless detective investigating murders and metaphysics, but his sincerity can’t carry the outlandish plot—you just wonder what a guy like him is doing in a movie like this.- Chicago Reader
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