Jordan Mintzer

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For 459 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Mintzer's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 The Club
Lowest review score: 20 The Pretenders
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 17 out of 459
459 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It can impress with its utter originality and technical know-how, but there’s so much going on for so long that many viewers will be exhausted by the midway point, if not earlier.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Although the film’s dark humor and colorful, thriller aesthetics provide some juicy material at the beginning, its overindulgence in chatter, fornication and occasional gore feels too blatant to make Sono’s social commentary run anywhere but skin-deep.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s a decent concept for any sort of movie – a thriller, a horror flick, a comedy – but the problem here is that writer-director Joe Martin never quite decides which one he wants to make.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    On a dramatic level, Dutch-born helmer Jan Kounen's hyper-stylized, emotionally vacuous film is like a pair of designer pants that look great but don't fit, or a rare vinyl recording that keeps skipping at the best parts.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Mintzer
    The canvas may be strewn with glitter and glory, but beneath the surface Syversen provides a chilling look at how religion can be used to ignore deeper personal traumas, convincing youngsters to turn to god when they should perhaps be turning to therapy or something more probing.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    The difference here is how explicitly that tragedy appears, whereas the director built much of her best work on nuance and suggestion — on the viewer experiencing events rather than fully grasping them. The Fence features some of that moody allusiveness as well, but ultimately plays like the minor work of a still major filmmaker.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Journey mostly works thanks to Dhanush's radiant charm, with the actor adding humor and sincerity to a project that can feel too overstuffed and wacky for its own good — mixing magical realism, deadpan comedy, musical numbers and moments of tear-jerking drama.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Here the burn can be too slow to handle at times, as if the gas had been forever left at medium-low heat. You're ultimately left wanting more from a movie that tries to drift away from the usual policier template, even though shots are fired and bodies drop.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    The film is so refined and filled with good taste, not to mention poetry citations and dialogue rendered with quotations marks, that it often feels inert.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s perhaps too focused on the Reichsfuhrer’s personal life... while the director’s decision to add sound effects to silent images sometimes feels uncalled for.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Mintzer
    Thompson’s heavy-handed storytelling, along with a nonstop score of pure mush, brings this closer to telenovela territory than to the Louvre.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    An exhausting pièce d’indulgence from the veteran video/feature director, who can never quite shape all the bric-a-brac, not to mention an all-star Gallic cast, into a workable whole.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Despite its late shortcomings, Going Away demonstrates Garcia’s ability to coax strong performances out of a relatively young cast.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    The film is more of a character study than a full-fledged family drama, though one that benefits from strong, naturalistic performances by castmembers that seem to know one another all too well.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s got a nervously eerie feel to it that’s grounded in Canet’s gripping turn as a dad out to do good for his estranged family.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Becky tends to work best when it revels in the blood-splattered set pieces of its script (written by Ruckus Skye, Lane Skye and Nick Morris), going that extra mile and a half in the gore department (special effects makeup was by Karlee Morse) to create some truly disgusting moments, albeit ones that are laced with a grim sense of humor.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Mintzer
    Cage chews up every scene he’s in and seems to be having a blast — he’s always over-the-top and never boring to watch, in a film that delivers the goods for those who like him best when he’s just about lost his mind.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Like his other recent films, this one isn’t easy to sit through, though it’s definitely original and, per custom, impeccably made. You can accuse Dumont of many things, including testing the viewer’s patience, but at least he hasn’t sold out yet and gone over to the dark side.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Victoria is definitely what you would call a passive protagonist, and although the film subtly explores questions of ethnic identity, it doesn't necessarily keep one engaged until the end.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Mintzer
    As anachronistic as A Paris Education may seem (a running time of 136 minutes doesn’t always help matters, either), there’s a conviction to the storytelling that can’t be denied, and no matter what your tastes are, it’s hard not to be moved by Etienne’s struggle to find his voice amid so much doubt and disillusion.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Mintzer
    Neither funny enough as an outright comedy nor solid enough as a drama, and certainly not believable as an affaire de coeur.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Instead of taking us in, Black Tea gently pushes us away, even if the world depicted is certainly one worth exploring.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    If the "ghost" of anime classic Ghost in the Shell refers to the soul looming inside of its killer female cyborg, then this live-action reboot from director Rupert Sanders really only leaves us the shell: a heavily computer-generated enterprise with more body than brains, more visuals than ideas, as if the original movie’s hard drive had been wiped clean of all that was dark, poetic and mystifying.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Silence is both the film’s main asset and its principal limitation, creating moments of suspense but also leaving us in the dark, to the point that it feels more like a gimmick than anything substantial.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    The result feels more like a B-grade thriller that’s been elevated by a good cast and a script with some clever moves.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Mintzer
    Girls of the Sun (Les Filles du soleil) is at once mildly harrowing and completely over-the-top, intermittently intense yet so unsubtle it winds up doing damage to its own worthy discourse.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Mintzer
    Clever and giddily entertaining ... Hazanavicius is smart enough to apply an if-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it approach, keeping nearly everything intact except for the language and cast.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Mintzer
    An old-fashioned, Robin Hood-style revenge tale that favors self-serious storytelling over action and suspense, Arnaud des Pallieres’ Michael Kohlhaas provides a few quick thrills and some beautifully photographed landscapes, but never really convinces as an intellectual’s swords-and-horses period piece.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Eric Hannezo’s debut feature showcases some skill in the craft department, but remains a strictly B-level enterprise in terms of content.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Has some clever ideas up its sleeve, but otherwise fails to provoke much interest in the travails of its 40-something central character.

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