Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s most impressive is how Perkins collects his simple component parts and somehow transforms this into such an unnerving film. Longlegs is definitely a step above the others.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    Raimi manages to keep things engaging, which is a very real act of wizardry in and of itself.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 74 Jordan Hoffman
    It never quite elevates itself above something like a really well produced behind-the-scenes featurette on a high end Blu-ray. But if you’ve got that Jodorowsky T-shirt aping the Judas Priest logo, you may as well start lining up now.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Cronenberg’s map doesn’t lead to a satisfying destination in a typical story sense, but it is a remarkable quest. For a movie that has so many problems, it is one of the more watchable ones.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Thelma is an example of a wonderful type of fantasy/sci-fi film, the sort of movie that both clearly deals in allegory and is still effective on its surface. But as the stranger aspects of its story tease out, the film manages not to get lost in the reeds of its own mythos. It finds strength in ellipses.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    This extremely homemade film, written and directed by Bridey Elliott and starring her own mostly-famous family, is extremely funny at times and nerve-wracking at others, but also pitch black to the point that many will find it unbearable. I say stick with it; if nothing else, the film is a work of great daring.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Hazanavicius is one of our weirder directors. His schtick is to parrot other styles, either with his parody Bond films (the two OSS 117 movies) or The Artist. But Le Redoutable is his best work, I think, and not just because I’m fond of the French New Wave.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    You don’t need to be a fan of the accordion-toting Yankovic to get some enjoyment and laughs out of the gleefully absurd Weird, but it sure wouldn’t hurt either.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Only a monster would begrudge Aronsohn for putting this all together. It doesn’t hurt that Magic Music really do have some chops.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    For a tone poem on loneliness, fluid identity, and photogenic apartments, Enemy is the best entry in the genre since Roman Polanski’s The Tenant. And the last five minutes are just as unpredictable.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    his bleak and somewhat sadistic picture is the type of movie that unfolds like a slow car wreck. You know something bad is going to happen, you just aren’t sure what, or how, and when it eventually happens it is repulsive and yet you still can’t turn away.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s unlikely anyone who sees Blackfish will be trekking to Shamu Stadium this summer.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite being very much a “filmed play” it doesn’t come across as too theatrical. Polanski uses plenty of close-ups and keeps the action moving.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    Ryan Gosling wanted to make an art film and, despite some dull patches, pretty much succeeded.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    First and foremost I’m So Excited! is late night cabaret – funny, filthy and more than a little bit sloshed.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s hard to find compliments for Jamie Dornan beyond “very athletic”—but from start to finish, one can’t give Johnson enough credit for making these asinine movies work as well as they do.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    There are some laughs – and a few moments worthy of tears – but there’s a breaking point of believability in here somewhere that keeps Nebraska merely good as opposed to great.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 68 Jordan Hoffman
    While Bad Words is a little too dopey to take seriously, this is compensated for with a handful of truly amusing sequences.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    While witnessing the physical act of love on screen can sometimes transcend into something with great depth, this is, sorry to say, not one of those cases. It’s just a lot of huffing and puffing.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Though Nicholas Hoult is charming as he struggles to find inner strength, Renfield lives or dies by Nic Cage camping it up. And he delivers.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Nothing about it makes a lick of sense, but there’s a surreal flow to it all that, in the moment, carries you from scene to scene.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    As the anticipated follow-up to Roman Coppola’s marvelous 2001 film “CQ,” this is something of a letdown, but as a breezy romp it could be far, far worse.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Pussy Riot: A Punk’s Prayer is about an interesting topic, but the film itself is not quite up to snuff.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    And while it is enjoyable and has many great moments, it doesn’t quite come together with polish.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    For young people looking for something to do besides doomscrolling, you could do far worse. For those old enough to have seen the first one in theaters, this'll be a decent one to stream later in the year.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    To the Wonder is distinctly lacking in oomph and, without an emotional connection, without anything interesting happening on the screen, the beauty can only take you so far before the endeavor falls like a house of cards.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s shallow, it’s boring, it’s poignant, it’s clever, it’s poorly acted, it’s intentionally poorly acted, it has no story, it has marvelous scenes, it is artful, it is hallucinatory, it is shoddily put together. All response is valid.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    That the specific task at hand in Warfare is so vague is a good reminder that though this happened 20 years ago, there are people right now who have been ordered to enforce political will with violence, and this savagery will likely repeat for all time.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    The action is the real star here, and it’s all good enough. It isn’t great – the aerial special effects are distractingly cheap – but at least there’s lots of it on display.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Amsterdam is not a great movie by any shakes, although it looks terrific and all of the performances . . . are energetic, entertaining, and enjoyable.

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