Jordan Hoffman
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
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| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s most impressive is how Perkins collects his simple component parts and somehow transforms this into such an unnerving film. Longlegs is definitely a step above the others.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 10, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
Raimi manages to keep things engaging, which is a very real act of wizardry in and of itself.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 5, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It never quite elevates itself above something like a really well produced behind-the-scenes featurette on a high end Blu-ray. But if you’ve got that Jodorowsky T-shirt aping the Judas Priest logo, you may as well start lining up now.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 24, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Cronenberg’s map doesn’t lead to a satisfying destination in a typical story sense, but it is a remarkable quest. For a movie that has so many problems, it is one of the more watchable ones.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Thelma is an example of a wonderful type of fantasy/sci-fi film, the sort of movie that both clearly deals in allegory and is still effective on its surface. But as the stranger aspects of its story tease out, the film manages not to get lost in the reeds of its own mythos. It finds strength in ellipses.- Vanity Fair
- Posted Dec 9, 2017
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- Jordan Hoffman
This extremely homemade film, written and directed by Bridey Elliott and starring her own mostly-famous family, is extremely funny at times and nerve-wracking at others, but also pitch black to the point that many will find it unbearable. I say stick with it; if nothing else, the film is a work of great daring.- Vanity Fair
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- Jordan Hoffman
Hazanavicius is one of our weirder directors. His schtick is to parrot other styles, either with his parody Bond films (the two OSS 117 movies) or The Artist. But Le Redoutable is his best work, I think, and not just because I’m fond of the French New Wave.- Vanity Fair
- Posted Apr 25, 2018
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- Jordan Hoffman
You don’t need to be a fan of the accordion-toting Yankovic to get some enjoyment and laughs out of the gleefully absurd Weird, but it sure wouldn’t hurt either.- Vanity Fair
- Posted Nov 9, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
Only a monster would begrudge Aronsohn for putting this all together. It doesn’t hurt that Magic Music really do have some chops.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 1, 2018
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- Jordan Hoffman
For a tone poem on loneliness, fluid identity, and photogenic apartments, Enemy is the best entry in the genre since Roman Polanski’s The Tenant. And the last five minutes are just as unpredictable.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
his bleak and somewhat sadistic picture is the type of movie that unfolds like a slow car wreck. You know something bad is going to happen, you just aren’t sure what, or how, and when it eventually happens it is repulsive and yet you still can’t turn away.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 22, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s unlikely anyone who sees Blackfish will be trekking to Shamu Stadium this summer.- Film.com
- Posted Jul 16, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Despite being very much a “filmed play” it doesn’t come across as too theatrical. Polanski uses plenty of close-ups and keeps the action moving.- Film.com
- Posted Oct 23, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ryan Gosling wanted to make an art film and, despite some dull patches, pretty much succeeded.- Film.com
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
First and foremost I’m So Excited! is late night cabaret – funny, filthy and more than a little bit sloshed.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 25, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s hard to find compliments for Jamie Dornan beyond “very athletic”—but from start to finish, one can’t give Johnson enough credit for making these asinine movies work as well as they do.- Vanity Fair
- Posted Feb 8, 2018
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- Jordan Hoffman
There are some laughs – and a few moments worthy of tears – but there’s a breaking point of believability in here somewhere that keeps Nebraska merely good as opposed to great.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 2, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
While Bad Words is a little too dopey to take seriously, this is compensated for with a handful of truly amusing sequences.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 14, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
While witnessing the physical act of love on screen can sometimes transcend into something with great depth, this is, sorry to say, not one of those cases. It’s just a lot of huffing and puffing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 30, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
Though Nicholas Hoult is charming as he struggles to find inner strength, Renfield lives or dies by Nic Cage camping it up. And he delivers.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 12, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
Nothing about it makes a lick of sense, but there’s a surreal flow to it all that, in the moment, carries you from scene to scene.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 23, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
As the anticipated follow-up to Roman Coppola’s marvelous 2001 film “CQ,” this is something of a letdown, but as a breezy romp it could be far, far worse.- Film.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Pussy Riot: A Punk’s Prayer is about an interesting topic, but the film itself is not quite up to snuff.- Film.com
- Posted May 30, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
And while it is enjoyable and has many great moments, it doesn’t quite come together with polish.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
For young people looking for something to do besides doomscrolling, you could do far worse. For those old enough to have seen the first one in theaters, this'll be a decent one to stream later in the year.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 16, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
To the Wonder is distinctly lacking in oomph and, without an emotional connection, without anything interesting happening on the screen, the beauty can only take you so far before the endeavor falls like a house of cards.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s shallow, it’s boring, it’s poignant, it’s clever, it’s poorly acted, it’s intentionally poorly acted, it has no story, it has marvelous scenes, it is artful, it is hallucinatory, it is shoddily put together. All response is valid.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
That the specific task at hand in Warfare is so vague is a good reminder that though this happened 20 years ago, there are people right now who have been ordered to enforce political will with violence, and this savagery will likely repeat for all time.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 4, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
The action is the real star here, and it’s all good enough. It isn’t great – the aerial special effects are distractingly cheap – but at least there’s lots of it on display.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Amsterdam is not a great movie by any shakes, although it looks terrific and all of the performances . . . are energetic, entertaining, and enjoyable.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 4, 2022
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