Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Perfect Sisters may stand accused of being rife with tone-deaf stylistic choices, but the more positive spin is to call it a marginal film elevated, however inadvertently, by the strange specificity of its scenes.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    While there are some okay side stories (stuff with the daughters and daughters’ friends) it kinda feels like attending a dinner party and checking in on the first world problems of a friend you kinda like, but don’t like enough to ask any follow up questions.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s a streak of old-fashioned B-movie spooky playfulness here, and when actual, motivated characters are on screen it’s delightful.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    While ultimately gory — and a little dopey — this is no rowdy, exploitation-y, gross-out picture. This is a film where ambience, glossy imagery and performance are more effective than the splatter.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Cheadle’s got the cred, and the period evocation is tremendous. It’s just that I’m not sure he has all that much to say
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Southside With You uses our affection for the Obamas to add urgency in the otherwise simple script.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Johnson’s Ana squeezes believability out of one of the more silly romantic entanglements in recent popular culture. It’s all there in her face, which Taylor-Johnson frames in close-up. She’s fully aware this scenario is ridiculous, but can’t seem to turn away from its lunacy.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s somewhat heavy material for a film aimed at children, but perhaps very necessary in an age where a beer-stained uncle might have ruined Thanksgiving wearing a Make America Great Again baseball cap.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The result, while instantly forgettable, is a fundamentally pleasurable experience.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a quiet, subtle story and, as is so often the case when an actor takes their first trip behind the camera, a showcase for terrific performances.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Go For Sisters is something of a frustration. It’s the least interesting crime caper ever, and there are fascinating characters forced to go through the motions as if any of us could possibly care.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Even though The Wave is fiction, there comes a point where it ceases to be nail-biting fun and just an exercise in voyeuristic cruelty.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Alas, a winning lead performance isn’t enough when it is at the center of a flawed movie. The Greatest Showman can only hoodwink for so long before the tent collapses. This is an enjoyable film, but its rags-to-riches tale in a sanitized 19th century is extremely by-the-numbers.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This movie sure means well, and it’s just entertaining enough to (slightly) slip off the shackles of the great cultural conformity factory it ultimately represents.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There are laughs found in almost every scene, though not many big ones. There’s also the problem that no amount of parody can top the real thing.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a case of good acting saving a movie from its own poor choices.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The world needs people like Foley, and this film argues that cameras are every bit as important as firearms in the current struggle. This movie, despite its somewhat simplistic form, acts as a fine tribute to the man, his work and the bravery of others who are called to his field.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    All told The Zookeeper’s Wife is a story worth telling, even if there are a good number of not-so-hot spots along the way.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This melancholy documentary shows how championship dreams can turn into a nightmare.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It has a nose for what's cool, but is completely inept at execution.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Perez’ style is like a less-serious David Lynch, which is a nice comparison for a first-timer. Not all of his scenes nail that eerie surrealism, but he’s got a knack for a well-placed prop and the right timing for a dopey gag to come in and pop the balloon of suspense.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It isn’t just the sheer density of jokes that is impressive, but the diversity.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    A dopey splatterfest that features one-dimensional characters and a draggy first act that’s eventually won over by creatively immature gross-outs and absurd violence.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Small Time is impressive, just slightly, because it’s the one thing used-car salesmen are rarely accused of being: honest.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Tangerine offers a warts-and-all depiction of a subculture seldom treated with respect by straight society. The movie handles it in a sincere way that’s entertaining, too.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The script may feature numerous wobbly passages in which everyone eerily states precisely what they are thinking (an unfortunate tradition that runs throughout the series) but if anyone can sell it, it’s Stallone and Jordan.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    By keeping its characters at such a far remove, the film doesn’t condemn them nor cheer them on. At least, not on paper. In actuality, with all the crafty editing moves, slick music cues and stylish production design, Nocturama does the one thing it shouldn’t: it makes domestic terrorism look cool.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    I can’t believe just how dumb Hot Pursuit is. Moreover I can’t believe just how much I laughed.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Ricki and the Flash’s emotional intensity creeps up on you, and it’s all due to the performances. Everyone’s sympathetic, everyone’s got depth.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Surprisingly, many of Bekmambetov’s updates work well.

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