Jordan Hoffman
Select another critic »For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
487
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- Jordan Hoffman
For young people looking for something to do besides doomscrolling, you could do far worse. For those old enough to have seen the first one in theaters, this'll be a decent one to stream later in the year.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 16, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
The actual plot of this movie is confusing and idiotic (I really had no idea what the main baddie was trying to accomplish), but luckily, this is not an obstacle to having fun.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Prepare for more gruesome kills, more gross-outs, more insight into how a society might actually look a generation after an unfathomable event. These movies are clearly infectious.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 18, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
For flash and rumble, F1 doesn't have an equal this summer. Roll down the windows and enjoy the ride.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Straw is not exactly subtle, but the emotions are so raw and the performances are so earnest that you’ve really got to have a heart of stone not to care for these people.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 6, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Somehow, The Final Reckoning is 170 minutes, but, like Tom Cruise running across Westminster Bridge, it zooms. Even the acres of baffling dialogue are delivered swiftly.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Formulaic, dare-I-say-sappy movies, when done right, can be really good, and Nonnas is one such example.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
A lot of what works in the movie does so due to the talent of the performers. There aren't a lot of jokes or killer lines in this, but little bits of business that Pugh and Russell, in particular, make work. Harbour's loud, boorish Russian bear is funny at first, but alas, gets tiresome in a short amount of time.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
If you do not find yourself hootin’ and hollerin’ at Viola Davis — excuse me, President Viola Davis — packing automatic weapons, tossing grenades, and charging into a helicopter, well, your loyalty to good, idiotic fun might be questioned.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 10, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
That the specific task at hand in Warfare is so vague is a good reminder that though this happened 20 years ago, there are people right now who have been ordered to enforce political will with violence, and this savagery will likely repeat for all time.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 4, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
Jared Hess, co-creator of Napoleon Dynamite and a string of other small oddball pictures, brings a fresh perspective to what could have been a lumbering IP-pallooza movie.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jordan Hoffman
All of the action is shot cleanly, and I could always tell where everyone was in relation to one another during the setpieces — which may not sound like much of a win, but if you think that, you clearly haven't watched too many direct-to-streaming movies. If you want something done efficiently, hire a union man.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 15, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
It's got the thrills, it's got the creepy-crawlies, and it's got just enough plot to make you care about the characters. Alien: Romulus is a hell of a night out at the movies.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
I'd place it more alongside the enjoyable The Visit or Split, and, indeed, there are some story commonalities with both. It is, however, masterfully shot, with great use of wide angles, cropped frames, and a sense of foreboding inside and around the concert venue.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 2, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s most impressive is how Perkins collects his simple component parts and somehow transforms this into such an unnerving film. Longlegs is definitely a step above the others.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 10, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
There's a ton of technobabble that you have to take on faith, but Jones and Powell do more than sell it; they make it compelling.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 10, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
As with the others in the series, this is not an upbeat picture, but it is effective and unsettling without being too gory.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jun 27, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a treasure as always, basically plays it straight and is terrific.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 24, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
Though Nicholas Hoult is charming as he struggles to find inner strength, Renfield lives or dies by Nic Cage camping it up. And he delivers.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 12, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
The entire picture exudes the wide-eyed (some might say immature) wonderment found around slobbering beasts and magic spells. No, you absolutely do not need to know a thing about D&D to like this. But if you have a familiarity with the Forgotten Realms, the 1980s D&D cartoon show, or if you’re just a Led Zeppelin fan, there’s something here for you. Otherwise, there’s too much going on to ever feel left out.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 27, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
And while it is enjoyable and has many great moments, it doesn’t quite come together with polish.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
For his third feature, Cronenberg the Younger doesn’t ape his father’s style so much as he expands upon it. With Infinity Pool, in comparison to Cronenberg the Elder’s good-but-not-great Crimes Of The Future, you could even say he’s perfecting it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 25, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
If you buy a ticket for this one, just know there’s no First Class option. But with moderate expectations, you’ll still get to your destination.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 11, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
While witnessing the physical act of love on screen can sometimes transcend into something with great depth, this is, sorry to say, not one of those cases. It’s just a lot of huffing and puffing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 30, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is extremely clever and deeply moving, and winningly gets at the essence of Goldin’s current and past work, without straining too hard to ape her style.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 23, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
You don’t need to be a fan of the accordion-toting Yankovic to get some enjoyment and laughs out of the gleefully absurd Weird, but it sure wouldn’t hurt either.- Vanity Fair
- Posted Nov 9, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
It asks more questions than it answers, and doesn’t let anybody off the hook. It’s also a great movie for anyone who grew up in New York City area in 1980, with the right needle drops and art direction. This is James Gray’s eighth feature and, in the end, his simplest. It may also be his best.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 27, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
Amsterdam is not a great movie by any shakes, although it looks terrific and all of the performances . . . are energetic, entertaining, and enjoyable.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 4, 2022
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- Jordan Hoffman
Prince-Bythewood, whose Beyond The Lights is one of the most overlooked movies of the last decade, has created a vision of historical Africa that has truly never been seen in a mainstream American movie. For that alone, she deserves a crown.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2022
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