Jordan Farley

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For 66 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Farley's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 Blade Runner 2049
Lowest review score: 40 The Hunt
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 41 out of 66
  2. Negative: 0 out of 66
66 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    A bloody fun second round, Mortal Kombat 2 creatively resets the series for the better. Karl Urban adds irreverent energy as a post-Deadpool Johnny Cage, while the all-important fights mostly deliver the goods. A step up from 2021’s bizarrely tournament-less Mortal Kombat that lands some killer blows, but it’s far from a flawless victory.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    The seventh and supposedly final Scream is never as sharp or as smart as the series' best, but it still has a few neat tricks up its billowing sleeve. Enjoyably self-aware and satisfyingly bloody, this may be imitation Craven, but it proves Scream's slasher-whodunnit formula is still potent enough to thrill.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    The most action-packed Avatar yet still has the capacity to dazzle, with Oona Chaplin's Varang turning up the heat. Even if a frustrating lack of resolution and some repetitive storytelling choices make this feel more like The Way of Water part 2.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Farley
    Predator: Badlands may irk traditionalists, but it's a big swing that just about works. The odd-couple dynamic between Elle Fanning's busted synth and the more human Yautja adds laughs to the usual lacerations for a fun, propulsive, off-world action-adventure.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    Paul Thomas Anderson's bravura comic satire is a serious film of the year contender, and one of the best studio movies in years. An instant classic.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    It may not be a perfect movie, but in a word, it’s pretty super.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Part courtroom movie, part behind-bars romance, Folie à Deux is an unconventional musical sequel that fails to hit the high notes.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    While the film occasionally pushes you to feel as deeply as Benji, something it can’t quite pull off, there is a profundity to David and Benji’s pilgrimage that leaves an unmistakable impression.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Epic in scope, intimate in execution, Napoleon is a thrilling, surprisingly funny account of the infamous French Emperor’s rise and fall.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    Visually astonishing, emotionally daring, this spectacular sequel has enough wit, imagination and thrills to fill several worlds. But prepare to be left hanging till the sequel hits screens.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Like many an auteur filmmaker’s passion project, it’s a huge swing that doesn’t always fully connect, and one that undoubtedly peaks too soon. But at a time when safe-bet sequels, franchise extensions and movies built on brand recognition are more prevalent than ever, the fact that something so singular exists and succeeds on its own terms is something to be celebrated.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    McDonagh’s latest is a worthy In Bruges reunion: smart, funny, deeply felt.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Unashamedly absurd, wildly entertaining and face-achingly funny, Love And Thunder makes Ragnarok look like Bresson. Another classic Thor adventure.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    The toe-tapping beats of this full-throated biopic will be familiar in more ways than one but Baz Luhrmann, like Elvis, knows how to put on a great show. Butler’s Best Actor chatter starts here.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Unconventional, almost to a fault, Brett Morgen’s impressionistic, experiential Bowie documentary is an electrifying oddity.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Sex, violence and surgery: the king of body horror is back, but the script could do with a scalpel.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    George Miller combines myth, magic, and romance to mixed effect in a visually dazzling adult fairytale starring a committed Swinton and Elba.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    It’s a sensitive, sweet, frequently heartbreaking trip through deeply personal history, but there’s no getting round the fact that Gray had what most might consider a fairly typical childhood.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    One of the smartest zom-coms in recent memory gets a faithful French remake, but it's too well made to convince as the ultra-low budget schlock its aping.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Morbius may be a living vampire, but this supervillain origin story is dead on arrival. A rote, lifeless and cynical attempt to expand Sony’s Spidey-Verse.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    A gripping, grimy and sensational street-level detective story, the Dark Knight’s triumphant return is exactly the fresh start needed after a decade of diminishing returns.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Justin Lin gets the series back on track with Fast and Furious 9 by delving into the past while racing into the future. See it on the biggest, loudest screen possible.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    That a formula as well-trodden as Saw’s can still surprise, delight, and make you feel like you need a quick shower after is impressive.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Carey Mulligan is electric in a blackly comic #MeToo revenge thriller fuelled by righteous fury.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Though suffering from its own shortcomings, Zack Snyder’s gargantuan Justice League is a commendable improvement on the widely derided original. Stock up on snacks.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Crucially, while there’s plenty here that fans of the famously enigmatic pair may be learning for the first time thanks to Wright’s exhaustive access, it’s a documentary that doubles as an accessible, breezy introduction to a band you may never have heard of, and a springboard to further explore their celebrated back catalogue.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Ben Wheatley goes back to basics for a pandemic chiller where Covid is the last thing to be afraid of.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Prisoners of the Ghostland exists entirely outside the norms and conventions of moviemaking. Really there’s only one word to describe it: nuts.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    A stupid film made by very smart people, Subsequent Moviefilm has a noble intent at odds with the loathsome figures that populate it. It’s never quite as gut-bustingly funny as the 2006 original, but you get the sense that wasn’t what Cohen was going for. By simply holding a mirror up to the rampant hypocrisy, division and hatred across America and giving bigots the rope to hang themselves, Borat feels more relevant and necessary than ever.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    Tenet is a practically perfect (re)introduction to the big screen. Whether audiences are ready – where safe – to return to cinemas en masse is another question entirely. Certainly, Tenet’s a more challenging film than some may be comfortable with after a five-month absence, but this is an all-too-rare example of a master filmmaker putting everything on the table with, you sense, not a modicum of his vision compromised. The stakes have never been higher, but Tenet is exactly the film cinemas need right now.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Without the darkness or depth of the Harry Potter movies, Artemis Fowl fails to find an audience over 10 years old
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    A late fight scene is staged with verve, and Gilpin is good value in an underwritten role. But given the politically fractious times we live in, this inane satire is a colossal missed opportunity.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    A relic of the ’90s in more ways than one, Sonic offers frenetic fun for younger viewers, and in Jim Carrey’s preposterous Robotnik an enjoyable shot of nostalgia for adults.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    Proves The Witch was no fluke. Dafoe and Pattinson dazzle in a luminous exercise in maritime madness.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    A Hidden Life is the most soulful war movie since "The Thin Red Line": elegiac, emotional and exquisitely shot. Malick’s back!
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Proving there’s life in the zom-com yet, Forsythe’s down under rib-tickler might just be 2019’s funniest film.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Cut from the same cloth as I, Daniel Blake, Loach’s latest is a powerful state-of-the-nation dispatch.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Dark Fate gets more right than it gets wrong (just about, anyway), and there’s an undeniable thrill in seeing Hamilton and Schwarzenegger reunited onscreen for the first time in almost three decades. But this fourth attempt at crafting a worthy sequel to James Cameron’s peerless sci-fi double bill only just gets passing marks.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    More character study than comic book movie, and anchored by an Oscar-worthy Joaquin Phoenix, Joker is a bravura blockbuster that proves you don’t need superpowered scraps to dazzle.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Tarantino’s ode to Hollywood is his best since "Jackie Brown"; an evocative and disarmingly heartfelt LA story, capped by a finale you won’t forget.’
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Another home run for the MCU that puts Pete’s responsibilities in a post-Iron Man world front and centre during a rib-tickling summer romance. Whatever you do, don’t skip the credits.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Egerton gives it his all, and there are moments of visual invention, but this largely formulaic rock biopic can’t hit the high notes.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    It may not dazzle as much as Attack the Block, but Cornish’s second feature is a fun family adventure.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Blow for blow Creed 2 is a closer match for its heavyweight predecessors than anyone dared hope. Transparently formulaic at times – but boy will it get your blood pumping.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Living up to its billing as the most ridiculous film of the summer, The Meg is one to laugh at rather than with. Instantly forgettable, but undeniably fun.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Rampage was always going to be the cinematic equivalent of junk food – enjoyable enough while consumed, but devoid of nourishment. When the homo sapiens are on screen, you can feel the film start to flatline but, against the odds, a computer-generated gorilla might just win you over.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    A barking mad shaggy dog story with imagination to spare. 13/10, would watch again.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    The beauty of Alice Springs offers a profound contrast with the ugly acts committed by its inhumane colonists.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    Lynne Ramsay returns with a scuzzy, stripped-back thriller focused on the man, rather than the mission.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    This chilly thriller is another highly accomplished feature to add to a formidable body of work.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    It may lack the ingenuity of their finest outings, but this is Pixar’s best film in ages. Visually splendid, frequently emotional and culturally nourishing.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    The cast do decent work, but Clooney’s ersatz Fargo misses the mark. A Coen pastiche rather than the real deal.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Justice League’s most significant shortcoming is how forgettable it all is. There’s barely a moment that sticks, not a single sequence to rival the standout superhero set-pieces of recent years.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Una
    Incendiary storytelling with nuanced performances, but the transition from stage to screen lacks focus.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    An exquisitely crafted sequel that stands shoulder to shoulder with one of the greatest films ever made. Everyone involved is operating at the height of their powers.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Earnest intentions may be behind this bawdy yet heartfelt sport-quel, but it’s a largely unnecessary rematch.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    The burgeoning bond between man and monster hits soaring emotional heights, even if the new world feels a little under-developed.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    An uncompromisingly bleak slow burn, it leaves the pulse frantic and nerves frayed.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Sharper, meaner, and meatier than Prometheus, Covenant's weak narrative drive stalls its brutal good intentions.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    A ravishing period piece that simmers with sexual tension while pulling off some dazzling narrative gymnastics.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    It lacks the subtlety of Night of the Living Dead, but deftly balances laughs and bloody thrills.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Derivative and a little dumb but consistently fun: there’s personality and panache to spare in this monster blockbuster.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    The Death of Stalin review: "A frighteningly funny satire that finds humour in historical horror"
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Farley
    Wonderfully whimsical children’s fantasy about a young boy’s journey through the space-time continuum in the company of six cantankerous dwarves.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Farley
    A superior sports biopic with a never-better LaBeouf? You cannot be serious! But it only fully gets to grips with the ice-cool Swede.

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