Jordan Farley

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For 66 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Farley's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 Blade Runner 2049
Lowest review score: 40 The Hunt
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 41 out of 66
  2. Negative: 0 out of 66
66 movie reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    One of the smartest zom-coms in recent memory gets a faithful French remake, but it's too well made to convince as the ultra-low budget schlock its aping.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    It’s a sensitive, sweet, frequently heartbreaking trip through deeply personal history, but there’s no getting round the fact that Gray had what most might consider a fairly typical childhood.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Egerton gives it his all, and there are moments of visual invention, but this largely formulaic rock biopic can’t hit the high notes.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Sex, violence and surgery: the king of body horror is back, but the script could do with a scalpel.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Sharper, meaner, and meatier than Prometheus, Covenant's weak narrative drive stalls its brutal good intentions.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Ben Wheatley goes back to basics for a pandemic chiller where Covid is the last thing to be afraid of.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Derivative and a little dumb but consistently fun: there’s personality and panache to spare in this monster blockbuster.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Una
    Incendiary storytelling with nuanced performances, but the transition from stage to screen lacks focus.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    George Miller combines myth, magic, and romance to mixed effect in a visually dazzling adult fairytale starring a committed Swinton and Elba.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Justin Lin gets the series back on track with Fast and Furious 9 by delving into the past while racing into the future. See it on the biggest, loudest screen possible.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Though suffering from its own shortcomings, Zack Snyder’s gargantuan Justice League is a commendable improvement on the widely derided original. Stock up on snacks.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Dark Fate gets more right than it gets wrong (just about, anyway), and there’s an undeniable thrill in seeing Hamilton and Schwarzenegger reunited onscreen for the first time in almost three decades. But this fourth attempt at crafting a worthy sequel to James Cameron’s peerless sci-fi double bill only just gets passing marks.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Prisoners of the Ghostland exists entirely outside the norms and conventions of moviemaking. Really there’s only one word to describe it: nuts.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    A late fight scene is staged with verve, and Gilpin is good value in an underwritten role. But given the politically fractious times we live in, this inane satire is a colossal missed opportunity.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Earnest intentions may be behind this bawdy yet heartfelt sport-quel, but it’s a largely unnecessary rematch.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    A relic of the ’90s in more ways than one, Sonic offers frenetic fun for younger viewers, and in Jim Carrey’s preposterous Robotnik an enjoyable shot of nostalgia for adults.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    A bloody fun second round, Mortal Kombat 2 creatively resets the series for the better. Karl Urban adds irreverent energy as a post-Deadpool Johnny Cage, while the all-important fights mostly deliver the goods. A step up from 2021’s bizarrely tournament-less Mortal Kombat that lands some killer blows, but it’s far from a flawless victory.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Living up to its billing as the most ridiculous film of the summer, The Meg is one to laugh at rather than with. Instantly forgettable, but undeniably fun.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Justice League’s most significant shortcoming is how forgettable it all is. There’s barely a moment that sticks, not a single sequence to rival the standout superhero set-pieces of recent years.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Part courtroom movie, part behind-bars romance, Folie à Deux is an unconventional musical sequel that fails to hit the high notes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    Rampage was always going to be the cinematic equivalent of junk food – enjoyable enough while consumed, but devoid of nourishment. When the homo sapiens are on screen, you can feel the film start to flatline but, against the odds, a computer-generated gorilla might just win you over.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    The cast do decent work, but Clooney’s ersatz Fargo misses the mark. A Coen pastiche rather than the real deal.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Morbius may be a living vampire, but this supervillain origin story is dead on arrival. A rote, lifeless and cynical attempt to expand Sony’s Spidey-Verse.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Farley
    The seventh and supposedly final Scream is never as sharp or as smart as the series' best, but it still has a few neat tricks up its billowing sleeve. Enjoyably self-aware and satisfyingly bloody, this may be imitation Craven, but it proves Scream's slasher-whodunnit formula is still potent enough to thrill.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Farley
    Without the darkness or depth of the Harry Potter movies, Artemis Fowl fails to find an audience over 10 years old

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