Jordan Farley
Select another critic »For 66 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.7 points higher than other critics.
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Jordan Farley's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 72 | |
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| Highest review score: | Blade Runner 2049 | |
| Lowest review score: | The Hunt | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 41 out of 66
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Mixed: 25 out of 66
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Negative: 0 out of 66
66
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reviews
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- Jordan Farley
One of the smartest zom-coms in recent memory gets a faithful French remake, but it's too well made to convince as the ultra-low budget schlock its aping.- Total Film
- Posted May 18, 2022
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- Jordan Farley
It’s a sensitive, sweet, frequently heartbreaking trip through deeply personal history, but there’s no getting round the fact that Gray had what most might consider a fairly typical childhood.- Total Film
- Posted May 19, 2022
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- Jordan Farley
Egerton gives it his all, and there are moments of visual invention, but this largely formulaic rock biopic can’t hit the high notes.- Total Film
- Posted May 17, 2019
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- Jordan Farley
Sex, violence and surgery: the king of body horror is back, but the script could do with a scalpel.- Total Film
- Posted May 23, 2022
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- Jordan Farley
Sharper, meaner, and meatier than Prometheus, Covenant's weak narrative drive stalls its brutal good intentions.- Total Film
- Posted May 7, 2017
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- Jordan Farley
Ben Wheatley goes back to basics for a pandemic chiller where Covid is the last thing to be afraid of.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 2, 2021
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- Jordan Farley
Derivative and a little dumb but consistently fun: there’s personality and panache to spare in this monster blockbuster.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 2, 2017
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- Jordan Farley
Incendiary storytelling with nuanced performances, but the transition from stage to screen lacks focus.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 3, 2017
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- Jordan Farley
George Miller combines myth, magic, and romance to mixed effect in a visually dazzling adult fairytale starring a committed Swinton and Elba.- Total Film
- Posted May 20, 2022
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- Jordan Farley
Justin Lin gets the series back on track with Fast and Furious 9 by delving into the past while racing into the future. See it on the biggest, loudest screen possible.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 22, 2021
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- Jordan Farley
Though suffering from its own shortcomings, Zack Snyder’s gargantuan Justice League is a commendable improvement on the widely derided original. Stock up on snacks.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 15, 2021
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- Jordan Farley
Dark Fate gets more right than it gets wrong (just about, anyway), and there’s an undeniable thrill in seeing Hamilton and Schwarzenegger reunited onscreen for the first time in almost three decades. But this fourth attempt at crafting a worthy sequel to James Cameron’s peerless sci-fi double bill only just gets passing marks.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 22, 2019
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- Jordan Farley
Prisoners of the Ghostland exists entirely outside the norms and conventions of moviemaking. Really there’s only one word to describe it: nuts.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 2, 2021
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- Jordan Farley
A late fight scene is staged with verve, and Gilpin is good value in an underwritten role. But given the politically fractious times we live in, this inane satire is a colossal missed opportunity.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Jordan Farley
Earnest intentions may be behind this bawdy yet heartfelt sport-quel, but it’s a largely unnecessary rematch.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 6, 2017
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- Jordan Farley
A relic of the ’90s in more ways than one, Sonic offers frenetic fun for younger viewers, and in Jim Carrey’s preposterous Robotnik an enjoyable shot of nostalgia for adults.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 13, 2020
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- Jordan Farley
A bloody fun second round, Mortal Kombat 2 creatively resets the series for the better. Karl Urban adds irreverent energy as a post-Deadpool Johnny Cage, while the all-important fights mostly deliver the goods. A step up from 2021’s bizarrely tournament-less Mortal Kombat that lands some killer blows, but it’s far from a flawless victory.- Total Film
- Posted May 6, 2026
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- Jordan Farley
Living up to its billing as the most ridiculous film of the summer, The Meg is one to laugh at rather than with. Instantly forgettable, but undeniably fun.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 13, 2018
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- Jordan Farley
Justice League’s most significant shortcoming is how forgettable it all is. There’s barely a moment that sticks, not a single sequence to rival the standout superhero set-pieces of recent years.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 14, 2017
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- Jordan Farley
Part courtroom movie, part behind-bars romance, Folie à Deux is an unconventional musical sequel that fails to hit the high notes.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 4, 2024
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- Jordan Farley
Rampage was always going to be the cinematic equivalent of junk food – enjoyable enough while consumed, but devoid of nourishment. When the homo sapiens are on screen, you can feel the film start to flatline but, against the odds, a computer-generated gorilla might just win you over.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 11, 2018
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- Jordan Farley
The cast do decent work, but Clooney’s ersatz Fargo misses the mark. A Coen pastiche rather than the real deal.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 22, 2017
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- Jordan Farley
Morbius may be a living vampire, but this supervillain origin story is dead on arrival. A rote, lifeless and cynical attempt to expand Sony’s Spidey-Verse.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 31, 2022
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- Jordan Farley
The seventh and supposedly final Scream is never as sharp or as smart as the series' best, but it still has a few neat tricks up its billowing sleeve. Enjoyably self-aware and satisfyingly bloody, this may be imitation Craven, but it proves Scream's slasher-whodunnit formula is still potent enough to thrill.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 26, 2026
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- Jordan Farley
Without the darkness or depth of the Harry Potter movies, Artemis Fowl fails to find an audience over 10 years old- Total Film
- Posted Jun 11, 2020
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