Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Crystal, for what it’s worth, stays genuine through the increasingly viscous plot. He still has that warmth beneath his zingers that you don’t find in the frigid comedians of today. Nonetheless, we resent his movie’s aggressive efforts to force us into crying with strained, untruthful moments by the bucketful.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Wrath of Man isn’t as blatantly funny as “The Gentlemen” is, though it has its laughs, but it is taut and exhilarating without a single wasted moment.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Things Heard & Seen is an adequate haunted-house film, to be sure, but it will certainly give you pause about that three-bedroom, three-bath listing in Kingston.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Indeed, Clancy has written 20 books featuring John Clark. But, even with a star as charismatic and physically formidable as Jordan, audiences won’t be hungry for a single sequel.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The action film is as unpretentious as Charlie Sheen eating a Krispy Kreme doughnut at Six Flags. In short: blissfully dumb entertainment.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    The fighting is unsatisfying, and renders the film a failure.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Burger’s half-assed attempt at an updated Lord of the Flies makes you long for a good old-fashioned school bus and a pig’s head on a stick.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Harp’s mix of old-school masculinity, love of animals and innate paternal instincts suits Elba perfectly. And unlike Nomadland, which also brought together real citizens with a Hollywood star (Frances McDormand), Elba fits easily and naturally into this group and their environment. It’s like a rider meeting the perfect horse.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    This time, ‘Zilla and Kong face off in ginormous Hong Kong — a destruction junkie’s dream battlefield. Neon, chrome and oversize animals clobbering each other. Also around is another adversary whose reveal will have fans drooling. See Godzilla vs. Kong on the big screen if you can.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Andy Goddard’s film is far too aware of its subject’s peculiarity, and every frame knows full well that something is a bit off.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The adequate Netflix film, which was supposed to have been released two years ago, is funny in spots, but it flatlines early and gets way too gross.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    How would “Slightly less terrible!” look on a poster? That is my approved quote for Zack Snyder’s Justice League, a perverse exercise in fanboydom on HBO Max that tacks on two extra hours of footage to a maligned 2017 DC Comics movie to create a kind of new, still-bad movie.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Basilone’s movie becomes an intriguing puzzle that frequently bugs you, but you’re nonetheless determined to make it to the end.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Keeping logical track of all the comings and goings is like trying to focus on a single bird in a flock. The details, names and faces blur a little more every time a character rounds a corner, just as they would for the ailing Anthony. With its narrative boldness, however, The Father never stirs or fully satiates.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Raya doesn’t have any coming-of-age experiences, she doesn’t sing, she’s not trying to please her father, there’s no romance subplot, nobody helps her get dressed. What there are are crossbows and swords. And on that front, it is a success. The battles and missions in each separate place are visually exciting.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    A frustratingly bland young-adult feminist comedy without good jokes, Moxie is a cross between a hokey ’90s family sitcom and a vastly superior teen film, such as Lady Bird.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    But a happy reunion can’t re-create the original’s spark, innocence and masterful comedy.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Day’s performance is a beacon surrounded by mediocrity and mismanagement.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo of “Avengers: Endgame” fame, the well-worn drama gets high marks for style and proficiency, but you don’t have to be Nostradamus to know exactly where it’s going every step of the way. At the movies, stories like this one are a dime bag a dozen.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film, directed by Chloé Zhao, is an awards-season favorite, and it doesn’t let you forget that for a second. Beneath the veneer of prestige, however, is a prescient and affecting story of a lost American class: van dwellers.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The promising satire then shifts to a typical thriller with bloody shoot-outs, druggings, tazings and a car dramatically plummeting off a cliff. That business wears thin fast. I Care a Lot is almost two separate films, and I much prefer the first one.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    The source material explodes with wit, but this hackneyed screenplay has swapped the crackling repartee for bargain-bin joke book lines delivered at a snail’s pace.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    Music is totally unwatchable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Wright is relaxed and almost meditative as she takes in the beauty of the horizon, and her simple directing captures the majesty of nature.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Beyond simply embodying the quirks and look of a historical figure, Kaluuya’s passion makes you believe the masses would actually follow him.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    A couple of grand, intriguing ideas does not a movie make. Say it with me, folks: It’s the little things.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Subtlety is kicked to the curb in favor of volcanic drama, and nary a moment goes by without some screaming or an inspiring message.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    For a film with the nuance of a nuke, Palmer’s by-the-numbers journey nods along like elevator music.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    The real find here is Gourav, who gives a pressure-cooker turn as Balram, a guy who can no longer smile and nod at his own oppression. He switches rapidly from sweet to deranged, gullible to Machiavellian, generous to bloodthirsty. This guy’s got more layers than spanakopita.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Some will accuse Our Friend of being sentimental, and it is, but not in an “Oh no! The golden retriever was kidnapped!” way. It’s subtle. The wisdom of Brad Ingelsby’s script is that Dane’s assistance is unnoticeable until very late in the movie. His acts of kindness sneak up on you.

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