Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s Olsen’s emotional frailty that helps pump up a bad movie into a mediocre one.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Rental Family is a heartwarming jewel of a movie that is a dazzling showcase of Japan’s urban and natural beauty, instead of the usual depiction of hordes of tourists surrounded by skyscrapers and lit by LEDs.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Darker and grimmer Act 2, though, by a hair, makes a meatier movie because characters aren’t as silly — the first flick was practically a pageant — and they are actually propelling toward a satisfying conclusion.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Where is Wright’s mastery of tone and zany-but-unnerving quick-cut style? It’s been replaced by a cacophony of assembly-line sci-fi noise in a blah “Blade Runner” that, depending on the scene, is either stupidly serious or seriously stupid.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Dynamite actually — sometimes cheesily — is a lot like 1990s and aughts disaster flicks, except there is not much suspense as to whether or not the nuclear bomb will land, even though Bigelow casually tries to create some.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    As for Broadway buffs and lovers of old New York, the witty, hilarious and haunting movie starring a totally transformed Ethan Hawke as musical-theater lyricist Lorenz Hart will have them utterly bewitched.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Really, “Small Player” is a great movie until it abruptly isn’t.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Bugonia buzzes by, if sometimes nauseastingly, and is a huge improvement from Lanthimos’ episodic drivel last year.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Forty-three years later, “Tron: Ares” is groundbreaking for being the first “Tron” film with a discernible plot.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Ronan has a flair for visuals, no doubt about it. And I liked looking at them. The trouble is his slideshow of impressive landscapes and environments evokes nothing deeper and, actually, is a roadblock to character development and story momentum. Scenic detours.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Panahi is keenly aware of his limitations — both governmental and budgetary — and has crafted a taut, intimate and blood-pumping story around them. Talk about great art being born out of impossible circumstances.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    For the most part, however, “Deliver Me From Nowhere” is in conversation with where Springsteen’s mind and passions rest today, as evidenced by his memoir “Born to Run” and his introspective Broadway show — revisiting the mansion on the hill and returning to his father’s house.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Clooney draws you in, but upon arrival there’s an emptiness.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Centering around a stoic woman who elbowed her way to the top of her field in a world of men in tweed suits, only for it all to be put at risk, the plot has heavy shades of 2022’s “Tar,” which is a much better movie.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    In the pantheon of films about magical cars, this one is not big, bold or beautiful.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    With this visionary director — one of Hollywood’s best — it’s one winner after another.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    What they’ve chopped up is a cacophony of half-baked characters and rushed ideas that leave you puzzled and unsatisfied. A better title would be “The Chore.”
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    For those who do not have a room in the house devoted to Elvis memorabilia, or care a lick about the guy, “EPiC” is still an energizing experience. To my mind, there’s nothing better than observing the greatest artists of all time do what they do best — unvarnished.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Nostalgia is a prime factor, yes, but the story is legitimately engrossing this time, however recycled it may be, rather than a lazy stack of trumpeted entrances and exits and half-witty asides that marred the 2019 and 2022 films.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s the darkest, scariest and undoubtedly finest acted of the entire detective series.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s Buckley who’s giving one of those rare turns that simply beggars belief. She swings back and forth from cast iron to porcelain. The actress is thunderous, playful, grounded and ethereal. She breaks your heart — not only when the worst befalls Agnes, but whenever she cracks a smile.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Del Toro has whipped up a monster that’s enjoyable enough to stare at, all right. And you’ve gotta admire his handiwork. What’s missing are what the Creature hungers for most of all — life and love.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Making mixed martial arts — described in the film as “the bloodiest and the goriest sport you’ve ever seen” — tame and lackluster is a challenge. But director Benny Safdie is up to the task.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What keeps “The Lost Bus” from going full PlayStation — or full Brosnan — is a pulsing performance from McConaughey as a flawed dad desperately trying to reach his ill son (played by McConaughey’s own offspring, Levi Alves McConaughey) while saving the sons and daughters of others.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film is an often ugly character study of a hard life that only got worse the more famous Martin got.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    In the end, what “Caught Stealing” has stolen is time and talent.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Colman and Cumberbatch’s appealing energy is always a pleasure — and clearly the draw here — but I didn’t enjoy spending my night with the sourpusses it’s wasted on.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s a violently annoying and annoyingly violent ensemble piece speckled with “look how wacky we are!” characters that are impossible to put up with; a copycat Coen Brothers yarn with the depth of a tortilla.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    The experience is akin to being blindfolded and thrown into a trunk — except fun!
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Lohan and Curtis are the main attractions, since “Freakier” functions mostly as a nostalgia trip for 30-something ticket-buyers who can now legally enjoy a margarita. But while massaging millennials, the movie also has a good time slinging mud at Gen Z.

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