John Patterson

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For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 55% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Patterson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 The Fallen Idol (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 Chaos
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 55 out of 133
  2. Negative: 29 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Whenever Green shows up to do his semi-improvised, non-acting shtick (detaching pit bulls from testicles, kamikaze wheelchair rides, etc.), this otherwise sprightly and intermittently amusing movie suddenly feels like a ship dragging its anchor.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    If you've never seen the original, you may have no idea what's going on.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 John Patterson
    One of the great movies about childhood innocence accidentally violated by adults...Reed, an often inconsistent filmmaker, handles the brutal mechanics of the plot superbly, with the marbled interiors of the embassy contrasting sharply with his almost neo-realist outdoor shots of postwar London.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Worth it, though, for the conviction and ramrod-erect bearing that pros Jackson and Jones bring to their roles.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Remarkably, it took four writers to concoct this tin-eared, slighter-than-slight farce.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    One of the sturdier superhero movies of the last couple of years, with monsters and effects and diabolical baddies to spare, a heart as big as a house and a love story that actually gets its hooks in you.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Looks like no other recent release...certainly rich enough to warrant more than one viewing.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Whether Quitting will prove absorbing to American audiences is debatable: After all, it's not like we don't have enough rehab stories of our own, and Jia often comes across as a sullen, unreachable brat.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Despite its flaws, Arlington Road romps home as an absorbing, unpredictable thriller.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Although not quite as uproarious or as wickedly subversive as Pedro Almodóvar's more substantial body of work, Queens is content to scamper gaily in the wake of his achievements -- and to offer one more reason for old Franco to roll anew in his grave.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    The movie has a rambunctious and likable energy that compensates for its unsteady, only intermittently amusing narrative.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    Relentless, infantile and impossible to dislike.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Full of clever reversals, brief triumphs and bitter setbacks, Wolf Creek is consummately well-crafted, unapologetically vicious and leavened with moments of humor that merely intensify the horror.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 John Patterson
    One of those puppy-love movies that make you feel like you're slowly drowning.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Very much a fully realized cinematic experience. John Turturro, even if you have to act less, be sure to direct more, and often.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    The inventive, often comically horrible fight set pieces will have you standing on your seat cheering like a Viking, and the result is a supremely kinetic and amusing guilty pleasure.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    Sadly for dramatic purposes, Jones' achievements seemed effortless, and the movie could really use the odd Ty Cobb wig-out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    It all feels rather laddish and belabored, but it will eat up 90 minutes of your time without making you regret the loss.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 John Patterson
    A little bit "pi," a little bit "julien donkey-boy," a little bit "Eraserhead," Buddy Boy doesn't equal these, but offers bizarre pleasures of its own.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    The characters are flat creatures of duty, and the film is more a tale of the collective will of a state than of the rugged individuals behind it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    It's dirty and delightful, if a tad on the slight side.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 John Patterson
    The interchangeable males all resemble Freddie Prinze Jr., and Anderson's direction is no less anemic, making one yearn for an Escape/Quit button that, sadly, doesn't exist in this medium.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Disfigured by flabby dialogue (“You can't put a number on my dreams!”), unfunny pratfalls and criminally slack pacing.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    Intriguing for a while, then steadily more confusing and finally just incoherent.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Richer and cleverer than any Merchant Ivory movie in memory.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    What's left is "Masterpiece Theatre," a very clean, straightforward adaptation of a beautifully constructed play, faithful to a dead man's classical virtues -- harmony, proportion, balance -- if not to the director's own, more iconoclastic ones.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    The end result is like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Somehow poor pacing and this lack of visual variety manage to make a great show seem boring.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    At once over- and under-written, and peppered with tiresome coincidences and misunderstandings, Goldberg’s mechanical, joke-one, joke-two, joke-three approach to ensemble screenwriting soon betrays his TV-sitcom roots.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Mutates halfway through into a ham-fisted action movie that squanders the good will, and insults the intelligence, of its audience.

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