John Patterson

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For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 55% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Patterson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 The Fallen Idol (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 Chaos
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 55 out of 133
  2. Negative: 29 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Lovely, lovely, lovely.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Equal parts big-house B-feature, hammer-down road movie, post-feminist consciousness-raiser and rock & roll pipe dream.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Genially moronic, Road Trip will tide you over until the next slice of "American Pie" comes along.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Overall Sheridan keeps both "Oirishry" and sentimentality in check. He captures the book's evenhanded sense.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    It's a rare pleasure to see these senior citizens given so much screen time, droopy butts and all.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    Helgeland strips the material back to its pulp origins and overlays it with a patina of glib motifs familiar to devotees of Hollywood’s 1970s renaissance.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Without a well-delineated political or social framework, Union Square offers little that we didn't already know.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    A coercive script by James Kearns, and some middling direction by Nick Cassavetes, can't rob the movie of an undeniable, headlong crowd-pleasing power.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Inspirational...unfolds gently with an evenness and rural patience.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 John Patterson
    Oscillating gracelessly between the coarse and the merely saccharine, 50 First Dates, directed with zero visual or comedic flair by Peter Segal (Anger Management, Tommy Boy), showcases Sandler's cuddlier side as it reprises the tepid chemistry that he and Barrymore road-tested in "The Wedding Singer."
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Inspirational stuff, and often hysterical to boot.
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    • 80 John Patterson
    An accomplished miniaturist's documentary -- 80 finely wrought minutes in alternating increments of wonder and loss.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Noyce has made a good-looking, intelligent stab at the novel, mildly undermined by a tendency to seek contemporary relevance.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Although its lushness and penchant for melodrama are the cinematic equivalent of Billy Sherrill's syrupy string arrangements for George Jones, Tammy Wynette and Charlie Rich circa 1973, the movie deftly manages to remain sweet without becoming saccharine.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    The film's sheer likability and very impressive gag-to-giggle ratio derive more from sweetness and sharpness than from shit jokes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    It sure comes through on the belly-laugh front, from its animated in-flight, safety-manual credits through to the very last blooper ('ooligan Vinnie Jones' breathtaking, obscenity-filled rant against the "fahkin' Eye-ties").
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Babenco's kindly, concerned eye seeks out the humanity in even the worst of his characters, and by the time he re-creates the massacre, with shocking power and force, one has been equally captivated and appalled at the world he shows. The result is one of the richest prison movies in years.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Gormless, gutless little home movie.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    Occasionally the Woo-inflected action sequences - particularly a horse stampede through town on hanging day, and an escape from a moving train - rouse the film from its anti-historic, even mythophobic torpor.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    Crowe's undeniable gifts -- his well-crafted individual scenes and his love for his characters -- are more evident here than his flaws.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Gossip is trash, but it's well-written, slickly directed trash.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    A schizophrenic outing from habitually hysterical director Tony Scott (True Romance, The Fan), Man on Fire is a movie of two unreconcilable halves.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    The result is an intelligent, moving and invigorating film, just the thing for adults bored with the shock-horror posturing to be found in the work of so many young European directors.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Jolie hogs the spotlight as usual, leaving romantic interest Ed Burns struggling to register and only Shaloub -- fetid, dirty, soulful -- with his dignity intact.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    It goes straight to the top of the class. O can there be such a thing as too keen a guilty pleasure, particularly when the whole genre is knowingly pitched to audiences as a trashophile's delight? No, there cannot.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Any movie offering a Muzak version of the Ramones' "Blitzkrieg Bop"warrants an immediate and unqualified recommendation.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    Jackson and Levy strike only damp sparks off each other, and they seem to have been introduced to each other --without benefit of rehearsal -- mere moments before the director cried "Action!"
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Into the Blue is a likable bimbo of a movie, all surface and -- despite breathtaking underwater photography and a marked resemblance to Peter Yates' "The Deep" -- zero depth.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    While the film has the feel of an illustrated radio play, it teems nonetheless with pleasing ambiguities and subtle doubts, and its elusive qualities force the viewer into active and rewarding participation rather than simple passive spectatorship.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    The drawback is Tyler, who lacks the vigor and energy her part requires in order to transcend charges of misogyny.

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