John Patterson
Select another critic »For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
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John Patterson's Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Fallen Idol (re-release) | |
| Lowest review score: | Chaos | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 55 out of 133
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Mixed: 49 out of 133
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Negative: 29 out of 133
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- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Sadly for dramatic purposes, Jones' achievements seemed effortless, and the movie could really use the odd Ty Cobb wig-out.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
It all feels rather laddish and belabored, but it will eat up 90 minutes of your time without making you regret the loss.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Schwentke handles the claustrophobic environment efficiently enough, though he dallies too long before letting anxiety give way to action.- L.A. Weekly
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Relentlessly positive and optimistic, the film is also likable, in the most chaste way imaginable.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
What enrich the film are its layers of detail -- moronic racial protocols, turf wars, pecking orders, men as livestock -- the authenticity of the dialogue and the rich range of characters.- L.A. Weekly
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Despite its dry wit and compassion, the film suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing, and, in the end, the only aspect of the movie that truly commands attention is Jagger's desperately inexpressive acting, which hasn’t improved one iota since "Ned Kelly."- L.A. Weekly
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We spend too much time with the kidnappers - a veritable Geek Squad of undifferentiated techies - as each successive escape attempt is foiled and our eyes are warped by abundant shots of computer screens and grainy surveillance-camera footage.- L.A. Weekly
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If as much thought had been expended on character and consequences as was lavished on bell-bottom diameters, collar widths and soundtrack selection, Blow might have been a richer, more intelligent experience, and much more Demme's movie than a carbon copy of other people's.- L.A. Weekly
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If the contrast between Marine life and blue-blood luxury sometimes pulls the film in awkward directions, Anselmo's perceptive fondness for all his characters -- parents, children, grunts, even drill sergeants -- more than compensates.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Nauseating, tasteless and offensive -- but in all the best ways.- L.A. Weekly
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Genially moronic, Road Trip will tide you over until the next slice of "American Pie" comes along.- L.A. Weekly
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Without a well-delineated political or social framework, Union Square offers little that we didn't already know.- L.A. Weekly
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A schizophrenic outing from habitually hysterical director Tony Scott (True Romance, The Fan), Man on Fire is a movie of two unreconcilable halves.- L.A. Weekly
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Into the Blue is a likable bimbo of a movie, all surface and -- despite breathtaking underwater photography and a marked resemblance to Peter Yates' "The Deep" -- zero depth.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
The drawback is Tyler, who lacks the vigor and energy her part requires in order to transcend charges of misogyny.- L.A. Weekly
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Whenever Green shows up to do his semi-improvised, non-acting shtick (detaching pit bulls from testicles, kamikaze wheelchair rides, etc.), this otherwise sprightly and intermittently amusing movie suddenly feels like a ship dragging its anchor.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Whether Quitting will prove absorbing to American audiences is debatable: After all, it's not like we don't have enough rehab stories of our own, and Jia often comes across as a sullen, unreachable brat.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
The characters are flat creatures of duty, and the film is more a tale of the collective will of a state than of the rugged individuals behind it.- L.A. Weekly
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At once over- and under-written, and peppered with tiresome coincidences and misunderstandings, Goldberg’s mechanical, joke-one, joke-two, joke-three approach to ensemble screenwriting soon betrays his TV-sitcom roots.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
There's more than a hint of self-pitying male-castration fantasy in writer-director Jeff Franklin's portrayal.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
There’s something entirely ridiculous about rating a movie like this NC-17: Why should sniggering, infantile, adolescent humor be denied its natural core audience of snigger-ing, infantile adolescents?- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Roth can obviously direct actors sympathetically, and he paces the movie adroitly.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Iguana runs hot and cold, being engaging and dull by turns depending on the plausibility of the character before the camera.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Despite good performances from Gregory, Considine and especially David Morrissey, the movie's true merits are all on the surface: its uncannily authentic period reconstruction and its successful use of stressed and textured film stocks. The filmmakers care more about this than about their characters, and it's hard for us not to feel the same.- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Even the relatively successful pairing of neckless maestro of anxiety Stiller with the indomitably effervescent Black gets bogged down by Steve Adams' aimless screenplay. Would the Barry Levinson who once made "Diner" please wake up and pull himself together?- L.A. Weekly
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- John Patterson
Yet another unfunny buppie sex comedy in the manner of "The Brothers," "Two Can Play That Game" and "Deliver Us From Eva."- L.A. Weekly
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