John Bleasdale

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For 374 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 59% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Bleasdale's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Hit the Road
Lowest review score: 20 Victoria and Abdul
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 7 out of 374
374 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    This affectionate portrait in failure is more in the tone of Darren Aronofky's Venice winner The Wrestler, carried mainly by a brilliantly swollen performance by Schrieber, full of humour and bluff and yet with an intelligence to learn his lessons, slowly, but learn them.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    It's all so random and the 3D Kodachrome colours, poised performances and careful framing can't disguise the fact that The Beautiful Days of Aranjuez has very little to say.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    The Age of Shadows is a bloody and breathtaking piece of filmmaking which confirms that Kim can do pretty much anything.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Even at ninety minutes Popstar feels too long. The funniest moments are the songs.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There's no getting away from it, Gibson has produced another bombastic, crowd-pleasing and obviously blood-soaked movie which expertly glorifies that which its hero was against.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 20 John Bleasdale
    Paradoxically, the wide-eyed awe produces a narrow vision, heavy on the photogenic, with modern life corralled onto a SIM card and loaded with a platitudinous inquisition.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Amirpour is a talented director with a wonderful eye but her style lacks substance and her obvious influences - the Mad Max franchise and the wonderful LQ Jones film A Boy and his Dog - are so superior as to almost completely nullify her derivative contribution to the genre.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    One More Time with Feeling is a bold poem in itself, a portrait of the artist struggling to understand the essentially incomprehensible.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It's gorgeous, lush and fun, but there's an underlying silliness to the endeavour which, despite occasional archness, constantly threatens to trivialise events.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Despite some imperfections, Arrival is a close encounter with the best of intelligent, thoughtful science fiction.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Adapted by Cianfrance himself, The Light Between Oceans feels overly tied to its previous form.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 John Bleasdale
    For all its postmodern smarts, La La Land has a heart as big as its Cinemascope screen. This is primarily down to the two leads, without their performances it would only be an empty, if impressive, exercise in dizzying technical skill and style.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The Wakhan Front's script is finely-balanced, allowing the possibly supernatural to slowly impinge without resorting to genre clichés.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Captain Fantastic is a slickly made comedy with a witty, politically articulate script and some wonderful cinematography by former Jacques Audiard regular Stéphane Fontaine.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The performances are fine across the board and Nørgaard keeps things moving efficiently, but this is stylish but televisual fare, ram-packed with familiar hardboiled and shopworn tropes.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The more conventional thriller element demands that the transformation from enmity to something like love is too swiftly accomplished to be properly convincing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    The President has an urgent relevance to all too many countries around the world, including those touched by the Arab Spring; a darkly comic and poignant portrait of an Ozymandian fall from grace and the subsequent damage that ensues.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    There is much to like about Elle, first and foremost a witty and bold performance from Huppert and the generally seasoned ensemble.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    For all the glib élan on display, there is very little being said, above and beyond the slickness of a well-tuned melodrama. The plot always risks revealing its essential silliness and there isn't much wit or humour to alleviate the mood.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    This is a rich and complex take on guilt and anger.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    A dark and slightly hysterical portrait of fundamentalist fever.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Guiraudie's humour is self-referential and at times hilarious. His tendency to shock might seem adolescent but he's also careful to identify taboos that perhaps shouldn't be taboos at all.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Though the farce is occasionally funny, it's as bloated and windy as its comedy policeman Inspector Machin.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    At almost three hours, Puiu's latest is as long as most family events are, but the observations made are brilliantly bright and there is love here, after all.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    A superb character study of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 John Bleasdale
    The whole set-up risks being all too winsome, but Jarmusch has always been a quiet punk: his most radical assertion is believing, despite everything, in the essential goodness of people.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 John Bleasdale
    Gnecco has both breadth and subtlety. His Neruda is a complex and fascinating character study, a man fastidiously vain of his status but unconvinced by his own performance even as he enraptures a nation.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Penn's film doesn't entertain greatly nor does it have much coherent to say.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The nighttime tungsten orange of the street lighting and the urine-coloured neon of the interiors makes for a grueling visual experience which is why the daylight of the latter-half offers precious relief.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Following the disappointing period dalliance of Jimmy's Hall, Ken Loach's latest I, Daniel Blake is something of a return to form. It stands as a succinct and furious raging against the dying of the light, or more accurately the snuffing of the light by a privatised and punitive system more intent on lowering the figures than caring for those in need.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    The film reveals its twists and turns with a delicate hand and always manages to stay one step ahead of the audience, even as most of those watching will surrender to the hypnotic erotic charge that runs through the film.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The material is weak, overly familiar and cliché-ridden. Dolan throws the cinematic sink at it but his latest feels like a shorter, not particularly watchable sequel to August, Osage County.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Despite treading some familiar territory, British director David Mackenzie's new film Hell or High Water proves itself a brilliantly executed, sharply written genre gem.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    As Personal Shopper progresses a rather predictable series of twists almost drain the story of interest.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    American Honey ticks off all of the indie clichés. Fireworks? Check. Standing up in convertible with your arms outstretched? Check. Grubby children? Check. But all of this could be forgiven, or at least put up with, if the film wasn't so long and meandering.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    It should confirm Nichols' reputation as a mature filmmaker of great tact and intelligence.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The fact of the matter is that Refn has now become so predictably shocking that the truly shocking thing for him to do would be to make a film without attempting to shock.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    A run-of-the-mill, plodding drama, the 'social realism' of which never feels particularly real.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There are numerous delights for the patient and the two leads give prize-worthy performances but at just under three hours this is one drawn-out gag that almost outstays its welcome.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There are moments of real wonder and delight and Quentin Blake's original illustrations are occasionally glimpsed in the set ups. This isn't an epic of visual wizardry and there's zero irony or clever wit. Rather, Spielberg's latest is an old-fashioned children's tale told simply and with plenty of heart.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Eisenberg avoids, for the most part, doing a Woody Allen impersonation, but his bumbling guilelessness is wearing and Stewart seems out of place, unable to ever quite get over being Kristen Stewart in a Woody Allen movie. In fact, both young leads seem nervous to have been invited and often appear simply pleased to be there.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Plá's film is a caustic, genuine swipe at a selfish and insincere society which is content to make money from the suffering of ordinary people.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The Wait consistently defies common sense in order to sustain the thin narrative.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The dénouement when it comes doubles down on the madness and 11 Minutes is never boring, but neither is it quite as revolutionary as it thinks it is.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Sweet Red Bean Paste is a modest film which seeks profundity in the detail of life.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Seidl is a filmmaker of both talent and merit, but the blatant manipulation of his subjects and the nakedness of his own intentions and dribbling fascination make In the Basement irrelevant as a comment on Austrian society as a whole, and only passingly interesting as an unsurprising picture of what some very odd people do in the privacy of their own homes.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Although not quite the bounty of its title, The Treasure rewards the patient viewer with a quietly enchanting drama.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Its aspirations to high-end production values and the inventive use of urban cityscapes filmed from carefully selected futuristic angles are all very well, but it could have done with something a little looser, more punk, more grimy, more stoned.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    All of this is intoned with such a humourless sense of self-importance that anyone who genuinely loves their music (such as this reviewer who [full disclosure] would rate Funeral and Neon Bible as two of the best albums of recent years) finds themselves alternately stuffing their fingers in their ears or, when it gets too excruciating, their elbows.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The thoughtfulness of Plummer's performance is not matched by a script that forgets human logic in favour of narrative tricksiness that ultimately undermines the initially intriguing premise.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    An earnest, forensic examination into the slaying of the Israeli Prime Minister.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Although the narrative risks becoming arbitrarily episodic towards the end, Neon Bull is a genuine celebration of its characters and their grounded physical life as well as their obstinate ability to dream.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Berg's Little Girl Blue inevitably concentrates on the tragic parabola of the life without fully getting to the heart of the art.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Francofonia is a chatty and occasionally brilliant rumination on art, history and death.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There is something of Scorsese to this rise and fall of a criminal family and Trapero crams The Clan with life.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 John Bleasdale
    The Childhood of a Leader is a dark, enigmatic piece of work that hovers between visionary greatness and petty domestic triviality. Corbet's inaugural stint behind the camera marks a stunning debut.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Some of it is funny. Some of it is moving. More of it is plain dull.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Doremus doesn't appear to take the world he has created at all seriously. The rules shift and bend, are observed - or aren't - according to the exigency of the narrative, which ultimately renders the whole exercise fundamentally unconvincing and fatally irksome.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    De Palma is a timely reminder of one of cinema's most infuriating yet entertaining characters.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    The acting throughout is superb, with Swinton sitting back and watching with obvious pleasure as Fiennes gnaws up the scenery and beach furniture with genuine vim. Schoenaerts once again proves himself a charismatic and compelling actor alongside the excellent Johnson.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 John Bleasdale
    Anomalisa might be bizarre, surreal and far out, but it always feels paradoxically real, grounded and deeply true.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The Danish Girl is as handsome yet disappointingly flat as a painting on a chocolate box. It should certainly be applauded for bringing to light an unsung hero of the transgenderism, but in its unremitting tastefulness and sentimentality - even a beating has beautiful setting and a lovely bit of blood - it ultimately left this reviewer as cold as a dip in a Danish bog.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Black Mass is ultimately a decent film with some great parts, but unfortunately it falls short of the canon to which it aspires.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Fukunaga and his actors - especially the two leads - have managed to create a riveting drama which is suitably appalling.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Ultimately, Everest is not concerned with the why, but with the how and it's grimly efficient at building up the drama, helped on by Clarke's wonderful character study, even if the film as a whole never quite reaches the dizzying heights of its subject.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    An entertaining and suitably gruesome gangster thriller which nevertheless feels like a missed opportunity.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    An expertly handled and brilliantly performed feel-good comedy with an original twist.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Most powerful of all is Gulpilil's performance. His presence at the centre of the film is one of anger, humour and ultimately resilience.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Rams is a truly remarkable, eccentric work.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    An unnecessarily loud ending is an unwelcome jolt that will likely divide audiences down the middle, but Chronic is an otherwise unique character study of endearing depth.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Like the Barry Lyndon of martial arts movies, every shot has been composed, lit and executed with such care and attention by Hou and his cinematographer Mark Lee Ping-Bing that The Assassin is totally absorbing in its spectacle, from the meticulous details of the interiors to the astonishing, breathtaking locations, from forests and waterfalls, to mountainsides and in one unforgettable moment cliff tops.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 John Bleasdale
    Son of Saul is not simply a good film, it feels like an urgent and important one, a warning from history.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    As every section seeks to deepen and complicate the basic message of Mountains May Depart - that the incredible speed of technology and society has its prices and dangers - and the failure of the final section dilutes where it should intensify.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 John Bleasdale
    Artfully, his films tracks the tragic decline of a good man gone bad, who finds murder too insignificant not to do again and again, a worthy addition to William Shakespeare's ever growing filmography.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The Measure of a Man is solid social document that offers insight into quiet lives lived by those who don't give in - despite every good reason - to desperation.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    As fate closes in on the lovers, the silliness of their own behaviour and Marguerite & Julien in general prevents any pathos from entering the scene. The taboo of incest never troubles as one never truly believe that they are brother and sister - or in love - or anything else.

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