John Anderson

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For 559 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Anderson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Museo
Lowest review score: 0 Bio-Dome
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 40 out of 559
559 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    The film grows increasingly mirthful as the characters come into focus, and the casting is the key: Ms. Garner, who also helped produce the film, has a gift for catty roles, and Ms. Wilde is so funny she should play hookers all the time.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    "Wolverine" is full of angst, and yet has had virtually all the soul wrung out of it in an effort to create a live-action cartoon. But cartoons are rarely so unwieldy, or force a director -- in this case, the largely unsung Gavin Hood -- to juggle so much impossible plotline.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Ms. Barkley comes across as a kid rather than a studio creation. Mr. Momoa gives the kind of unhinged performance of which few would have thought him capable. His prancing about at moments of joy are, in fact, joyous.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    Mr. LaBute is not a moralizer as much as a lamenter — his people usually bring unhappiness upon themselves. In the gently joyous Dirty Weekend, though, they are capable of finding a flight path to contentment.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    The Greatest Beer Run Ever is far too interested in having a good time to get too heavy about a bygone American argument, but there are truths to be found in the film, by peering through its various fogs of war.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Ms. Carson is a photogenic commodity to have in your film; so is Oxford, and director Iain Morris (the rebooted “Time Bandits”) balances the visual dimension of his film upon these twin resources.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 90 John Anderson
    Each of the five superb actors gets a moment of dramatic glory out of Mr. MacLachlan’s screenplay, which is about guilt, roots and the selfishness of implacable conviction. Each makes the most of it.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    The Blue Fairy may have brought life to Pinocchio, but no one here is delivering anything particularly fresh. Or alarming. For that, we wait till Christmas.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    In their engaging, fast-paced and ultimately ludicrous combo of espionage and mayhem, the makers of The November Man give us a very Putin-like villain in Arkady Federov (veteran Serbian actor Lazar Ristovski).
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Director Les Mayfield ("Miracle on 34th Street") has his moments, of course, but what ultimately was needed in the case of Flubber was a movie with more bounce and less talk.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    One of the funny things about America: The Motion Picture—not all of which is screamingly funny—is that the more you know about America’s past, the more amusing it probably is (the past and the film).
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    This is a movie for younger children -- they won't notice that the children deliver their lines with all the conviction of an airline flight boarding announcement.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Granted, the mayhem is inflicted mostly on zombies and other Halloween decorations that have come to life courtesy of the ancient curse unleashed by Sydney. But the casual decapitations and dismemberments transition from vaguely entertaining to annoying, mostly because there’s a lot less story than there are special effects.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    The film should have been played for pure farce and is not, hence the head-scratching in which a viewer will engage before very few bodies are cold.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Not as bad as it sounds nor as good as it might have been.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 John Anderson
    Cinema-as-shoplifting is okay, as long as you still get the feeling it's for a greater good. But that's something The Tourist is sorely missing.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    You can’t say too many nice things about “Atlas.” You wouldn’t want to encourage people. And yet this cacophonous, big-budget, Jennifer Lopez-powered movie/videogame just might offer up a justification for humanity, while at the same time suggesting we need one.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    So mild, so benign, its humiliation-to-vindication are so predictable and its old-folks jokes so feeble.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Jiu Jitsu is an ambitious undertaking in its way, one that will probably tickle hardcore martial-arts and samurai movie fans, although the attraction may be more academic than adrenaline-fueled.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    The director's apparent blindness to the epic banality of her subjects suggests that the whole project is one royally misguided mess.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    Putting a bona-fide imbecile at the center of all this leads, inevitably, to far-too-predictable situations in which he will do the wrong thing, say the wrong thing, sob uncontrollably, and generate no sympathy at all.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    If Aeon Flux is what Charlize Theron does to pay the bills while otherwise being engaged in "Monster" and "North Country," it's probably a reasonable price to pay. For her. For us? No, no, no.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Likké should be applauded for tackling a subject that's bristling with sociopolitical thorns and that raises some provocative questions, particularly about what we find attractive in other people and why.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    Despite all the nervous tension, the central drama is flawed - Jonathan isn't trying to find a killer. He is the killer. Something is lacking in the dramatic equation.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    Ricki Lake, who occupies one of the lower links on the TV trash-talk food chain, is promoted to ugly duckling in Mrs. Winterbourne, a film that waddles through the movie-memory super-mart shoplifting everything but charm.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    The emotional aspects of the story are treated with such a heavy hand, the supernatural aspects are so vague and uninvolving, and the group dynamic is so unconvincing that one can't quite imagine why anybody bothered.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    The action is plentiful, but not particularly well-executed (though lots of extras are), and neither Mr. Evans nor Ms. Armas is really a comedian.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    This is a kid’s movie for kids and may find a fervent audience among them, thanks to the way it conforms to the idea that virtue, hope and integrity are the exclusive purviews of youth.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    The special effects are effective and aggressive, although one might occasionally confuse a divine vortex with a flushed toilet.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    Take a ridiculous premise, marry it to a situation that is bound to resolve itself in the most obvious way, and keep the whole thing rolling with juvenile gags. What do you have? Television. Or “If Lucy Fell,” whose writer-director, Eric Schaeffer, certainly knows television. Or knew it.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    The problem with Thinner, which went unscreened for critics, is that it's medium-level King. It lacks the gravity of "Shawshank" and the crazed obsession of "Misery." It's more like "Needful Things," another good film of a lightweight story, with a few more servings of gore and gross-out humor to hold us over until the next big thing.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    The trick is getting from a conclusion made five minutes into a movie to an ending 90 minutes away. It can be a scary prospect. In The Sweetest Thing it is mostly a hoot.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    Does for industrialists, politicians, pro-football owners and lawyers what Christopher Guest's "Best in Show' did for dog owners -- but without the skewer.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    Mostly, Cats is a confusing litter box of intentions, from its crushed-velour aesthetic to its strip-bar sensuality to its musical cluelessness.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 John Anderson
    Fredrik Bond’s direction and Matt Drake’s screenplay deliver a charisma-free trip into a world of gratuitous violence, contrivances and tedium.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Hot Pursuit is about two women finding sisterly common ground despite ethnic, religious, philosophical, temperamental and/or phonetic differences. It also seems an inevitable stop on Hollywood’s perpetual recycling drive, which caters to an audience perfectly content with the creaky and familiar.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    The go-for-broke plot twists are daring, but because there's no sense of background to the characters, one gets the sense it's all being made up as Baigelman goes along.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    Directed by Ernest Dickerson, the film looks fine, as one might expect, but isn't particularly funny and often makes no sense.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    It’s a daring movie in its way—suicide is often inexplicable, and Phil treats it exactly that way. But Mr. Kinnear might have had more confidence in his audience, and maybe in himself.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Ms. Leo is in the kind of role that befits her particular gifts—a character overwhelmed by her own emotions, who sucks the air out of whatever room she finds herself in. But Measure of Revenge moves with too much trepidation—or too much style, one might say—for a convincing urban thriller.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    Infinite was directed by Antoine Fuqua, who like this film is always very busy without any particular destination.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    It has its moments, several of which are provided by Ms. Rudolph, putting a spin on the girl-friday role. She has one scene of utter hilarity that shouldn’t be spoiled, and can’t be printed anyway, but may lead to “pilafing” becoming the word of the year on Urban Dictionary.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    Spears acquits herself as well as anyone might, in a movie as contrived and lazy as this one.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    The two leads are unappealing, the story is dragged on for days and the rather random magical element renders any human factor irrelevant..
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    Ultimately, Supercross is an example of how too much of anything will get annoying -- including VVRRRROOOOOOOMMM and flying bikes.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    What makes this film more than mere visual vigilantism is John Schlesinger, of whom it can be safely asked, what happened? He shows flashes of the old brilliance here -- the talent that made "Midnight Cowboy" so moving and "Marathon Man" such a nail-biter -- in telling this modern horror tale of the court system gone awry. It's unfortunate that after the messy construction of his last film, "The Innocent," he hasn't directed his gifted self toward something with a bit more intelligence. [12 Jan 1996, p.F6]
    • Los Angeles Times
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    Redline isn't exactly a car wreck, mainly because it's far less exciting, and you can, in fact, look away. Perhaps at your shoes.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    Stay Alive spends a lot of time inside the video game system, and what will terrify the audience very early on is the realization that there's better acting in the video game than on the big screen.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 10 John Anderson
    Mr. Garman’s showcase has very little to do with anything else, but he’s a pal of Mr. Smith’s and, at the very least, his performance is a filet of wit amid a heaping helping of comedic byproduct.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Mayhem is the point. And on that, at least, the movie certainly delivers.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    You have to be a bit of an arrested adolescent to think "Larry" is funny.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    It's a movie on the wrong side side of the so-bad-it's-good line.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    It's an awfully confusing journey, unless you're of pro-Digi-ous intelligence. Or a digimaniac. Or just 6.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 10 John Anderson
    If nothing else, Gummo does challenge perceptions and presumptions: Is the perspective of youth in this country really so devoid of significance, and their existence so septic? These are good questions, although "Gummo" provides neither answer nor solution, nor even thematic cohesion.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    The best advice to give anyone who wants to see Species II--other than "don't go!"--is "don't eat!"
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    The only thing left unsliced is the ham in BloodRayne, yet another video game adaptation by German genre specialist Uwe Boll and a movie with more fading - or faded - talent than an Italian basketball team.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    Although it comes under the increasingly crowded category of Why Did They Bother, McHale's Navy does offer an example of a movie that tries to be all things to all people. As long as they're 13 and male.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    One can understand the draw of The Fanatic for someone like Mr. Travolta: It calls for full immersion, mentally and physically. And he pulls it off.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 30 John Anderson
    Crashingly unimaginative. But its real offense is making such poor use of Nielsen.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 20 John Anderson
    Whalin is awful, Birch is saddled with lines that would make a silent film star blanch and Irons devours huge chunks of scenery with the ferocity of one of those dog-fighting dragons.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 0 John Anderson
    [Shore] seems convinced that the antics of his retarded persona amount to some manner of postmodernist anti-comedy and this makes the resultant boredom seem all the more pathetic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    To resort to strictly ethnocentric references, Fanaa is equal parts MGM extravaganza, Shakespeare lite and James Bond. In their heart of hearts, isn't that what movie audiences really want?
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    A nutty Norwegian mashup of drollery, myth and jolts to the nervous system, Thale does a deft dance between grossout comedy and horror fantasy. Still, it’s too wordy by half, saying what it should be showing
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    Witty, wacky, multicharacter comedy My Best Day features a rural milieu that’s authentically American.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 John Anderson
    Mr. Von Einsiedel is convinced that his subjects are “true heroes.” Viewers will be convinced of the same.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    Victoria Day (a very Canadian holiday) is expertly put together, the editing and framing so sturdy and right that the twin currents of the film flow over the viewer unimpeded.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    Ms. McGowan has a wonderful face, and director Jenna Mattison spends a lot of time there. But the effectiveness of The Sound really comes from its atmospherics, which are rich and disturbing and a credit not just to the director but to composer Aaron Gilhuis and the people at Urban Post Production in Toronto.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    Golden Arm could be interpreted as having a profound feminist message and liberating agenda. Mostly, it’s just goofy fun. An antic romp. A briskly paced gag fest. A lot of wrist, no relaxation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    Joy may not be sweeping the nation portrayed in Our Towns, exactly. But a certain amount of happiness abounds.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    Lucy the Human Chimp is a creative assemblage of sundry parts: The archival footage, of which there is a wealth; the news coverage given Lucy when she was a celebrity; and extensive restagings and re-enactments, a device that in many documentaries is either stiff or profoundly unreal but under Alex Parkinson’s direction—and with Lorna Nickson Brown in the role of Janis Carter—rings true.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 John Anderson
    LFG
    The issues in the film add up to a rat’s nest of athletic, economic and gender questions. But they’re given only superficial scrutiny in a production that’s essentially propaganda, powered by pumped-up music and pumped-up players.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    Mr. Bulger does a fine enough job defending his own legacy, being, at age 87, a still-charismatic figure and one who refuses to condemn his brother, or even concede that the family knew everything about its black sheep’s nefarious career.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    The Blues Chase the Blues Away is almost alarming in its departure from convention—much like Mr. Guy, as it happens.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    Ms. McDonald resorts to some rather standard practices—fleeting graphics, subtitles and numbers—but the strength of the movie is its interviewees, including journalists Joe Castaldo, Alexandra Posadzki (“There was no plan. Why was there no plan?”) and Amy Castor, as well as Taylor Monahan of the crypto service MyCrypto.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    The Found Footage Phenomenon, while long-winded, offers a knowledgeable take on what makes the difference.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    Smartly directed, deftly edited, with a cast of performers who all get a chance to show what they can do.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    “The Lost Tapes” is a chronicle of folly, which makes it perversely fascinating and, one hopes, cautionary.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    The story that directors Sami Khan and Michael Gassert tell so intimately is certainly about skirting the law. But it’s also about baseball, in which there aren’t always fairy-tale endings.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 John Anderson
    In a film of grand acting, flamboyant color, vaulting ambition and global conflict, the more slippery gestures contain much meaning.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    If you are going to watch a biographical documentary, it’s not necessarily a disadvantage to go in knowing nothing at all about the story. And if you are up to speed on The Fastest Woman on Earth, it’s still an engaging, moving and even shocking documentary.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    If you’re looking for the exhaustive movie bio on Reggie Jackson, look elsewhere: He’s in this thing for one reason only. Though if you want to watch him hit ninth-inning dingers out of Yankee Stadium, there’s a lot of that. And it is certainly fun.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    One of the more charming aspects of The Jewel Thief is how little animosity is shown him by members of law enforcement, whom he frequently humiliated but who can’t help but harbor respect for someone so good at what he did.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    As directed by Menhaj Huda (“The Flash” TV series), Heist 88 is tidy, economical, forward-moving and not out to expand anyone’s visual vocabulary.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    The seductive visual rhythms of “Mr. Chow” are the result of Ms. Tsien’s editing (with Anita H.M. Yu and Eugene Yi), accessorized to no small degree by the magical animation of Rohan Patrick McDonald.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    There’s not a lot of mystery to Bye Bye Barry, unless you count the puzzle posed by a person like William Sanders, who is spoken of by his son in nothing but admiring and affectionate terms and must have inspired something in a child so devoted to being the best at what he did.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    The one selling point of No Way Up is that it makes you scared of being scared, which may be enough for a lazy evening on the couch with a friend, a drink and a meal, though it probably wouldn’t work on sushi night.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    A moving and even poetic mixed-media meditation on Albert Einstein, his life after Hitler and his sense of “responsibility, not to say guilt” about his theories and how they played into the destruction that, lest one forget, ended World War II.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    Living With Leopards is superior nature content, largely because of the evident devotion of its humans.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 John Anderson
    Mr. Kauffman is interested in pure storytelling, the rise and fall of his various characters, which covers at least the last 10 years; he has created a beautiful film in terms of its aesthetics and affection for the machinery and people. But he is also telling a cautionary tale about the cluttering of space, and the pursuit not just of profit but power.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    For the mangy, flea-bitten TV reviewer, there would be no quicker route to ignominy than trashing a show about dogs. Fortunately, even cat ladies will like Inside the Mind of a Dog, which has an abundance of furry charm and retrieves a kennel’s worth of information from those sniffing around the cutting edge of canine science.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 John Anderson
    What Mr. Farrow does in his very concise, urgent documentary is track how governments and worse are using, abusing and will continue to employ technology by which they can pickpocket your personal data.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 John Anderson
    Where one suspects Mr. Sires wants to go in his ultimately righteous film is into the squalid margins of America whence a Babudar might spring. That he hits a stone wall, in the form of the subject’s mother, is too bad, but no surprise.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    Much of “Over 30 Years Later,” without the surprise factor, seems very soft.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 John Anderson
    What’s missing from Stans is a sense of humor—not among the stans, who are self-reflecting and self-effacing. Mr. Mathers, outside of his songwriting, seems to believe that amused self-examination is a weakness to be hidden. The stans, ironically, are hiding nothing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 John Anderson
    The Vietnam echoes are everywhere. The vocabulary is mere embellishment

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