Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
1351
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reviews
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- Joe Neumaier
Luckily, Son of Rambow, a comedy that's part kid-buddy flick, part valentine to filmmaking - and full of heart - has both.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Willing as Campbell is to Shatner-ize himself, his movie will appeal only to true believers.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Avengers: Age of Ultron is a kinetic, wicked mix of muscle and magic. Look no further if you want a world of superpowered freaks and geeks. But be aware: It comes at a cost. Vaporized in the parade of action and characters is the wonder and simplicity of its first, superior entry.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This muscular, red-blooded adventure has a decent heart and the stuff of Saturday afternoon serials running through its veins.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Most of the young men interviewed by Berg will be seen, and heard, by many audiences for the first time. Their voices are hard to forget.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Nowhere near as kinky or thinky as Soderbergh’s "sex, lies and videotape," Girlfriend pretends it has more on its mind than it really does.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The G.I. Joe team is back, and most of their sophomore movie adventure, G.I. Joe Retaliation, is as bland as their name and as subtle as an exploding tank.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Abe's day-to-day trials may eventually seem like cheap daytime TV, but Gelber and Solondz know how to nail the uncomfortably funny optimism shadowing American desperation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 7, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Clayman, who co-directed with filmmaker friends, is fascinating company.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 24, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Narratively static and morally banal. That may be par for the course, however, when half the movie is spent watching shallow kids try on other people’s clothes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Has two aces going for it: Soderbergh's poking at the mazelike holes in American business and Damon's whirling dervish performance.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The oh-so-out-there mentality earns some chuckles, but that, along with Piven's preening, gets very trying. A hard sell is still a hard sell.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Alas, this learned woman of letters - her expertise became the work of Dostoyevsky, whose major novels Geier nicknames "the five elephants" - is ill served by a trudging approach and dry-as-dust, procedural style.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Only the extremely naive will be shocked, shocked by director Morgan Spurlock's dissection of product placement in movies.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The faces and voices are endlessly compelling as they talk about what inspires them to lay down beats and recall the early days in New York. Ice-T, disentangled from acting, makes himself a fine focal point.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Roth's works are particularly hard to do justice to onscreen, perhaps because the celebrated author's personality is really in his words- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Kick-Ass - based on a graphic novel - thinks it's so brave and bold. But it's more like the title character, a dweeb who just thinks he's tough.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Marc Webb's action-adventure is grounded in a recognizable reality, but is also full of thrills. It's dark and mysterious, but doesn't skimp on fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 1, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 23, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Splice is an unholy mess because it fuses together the worst parts of every bad medical-monster thriller, and then boldly cranks up the ridiculous.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The man-versus-the-natural world story is in Weir's wheelhouse, and Harris and Farrell get into a scene-stealing duel. Worth the trek.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
To sing the praises of the movie but not give away the revelations is difficult. Let’s just say this: The less you know about what happens in this funny, tasty twisteroo, the better.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 25, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
The film is put together too choppily to appreciate the bounce-off-walls athleticism of parkour. That’s a shame, since “District 13” star Belle is known as a founder of the sport.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Kekilli sensitively portrays Umay's conflicted despair, and the relationship with her son is beautifully rendered.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're not in that demographic, don't dismiss it. You'll miss out on a genuinely sweet, perfectly acted, remarkably brave little movie that should make audiences swoon for something they thought was gone - a smart dramedy for grown-ups.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Texas Chainsaw 3D sees itself as over-the-top and knowing, but what we ultimately get is simply eyes without a face.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 3, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Oliver Schmitz's rhythms take a while to ease into, and admittedly, there is never a bright moment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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