For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There’s far too many moments of sabre-rattling, and too much confusion about who is aligned with whom, and why. Those who know and love Tolkien’s texts will have a vested interest. Everyone else may grow restless.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The emotions veer from bawdy to sweet and then to obvious, though the film is stylish, and Dolan's artfulness helps when the movie loses focus.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Jaak Kilmi's remembrance of growing up under Soviet rule never tries to be anything more than a curiosity.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Dour animated adventure that aspires to holiday joy, but is as enjoyable as a sock full of coal.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    May feel especially like a statue covered in drapery. Unfortunately, the movie's attempts to steam things up feel about as exciting as an after-dinner mint.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Of the supporting performances, Gugino, Leguizamo and Wahlberg offer solid turns, but are let down by dialogue.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Movie references abound, but there's not enough humor to fuel even 90 minutes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Most of the movie unfolds in such a dull manner.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The meta-satire hits you over the head until not just your Spidey sense is tingling.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    As an exercise in atmosphere, this claustrophobic creeper does a lot with a little, even if the movie winds up providing just superficial shivers.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Another nicely understated performance from Jesse Eisenberg anchors this shambling drama.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    “Um” winds up as empty as its mean streets are phony.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Cusack and Jane look like they’re improvising much of the time, and while that doesn’t lead to a better movie, the off-the-cuff approach is the best thing in the film.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Though the film’s untested cast struggles with the drama, and the sketched-out story is often banal (there are several amateurish calls-to-mom scenes), the presentation of a specific city subculture is etched from the heart.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Ferrera's shaggy tone, which fits the iconic building, gets irritating. Still, if you come for the stories, you'll stay for the company.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There's less to Beastly than meets the eye - and what meets the eye is no great shakes, either.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Narratively static and morally banal. That may be par for the course, however, when half the movie is spent watching shallow kids try on other people’s clothes.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A frosty-eyed, imperturbable actress in “Atonement,” “Hanna” and “The Host,” Ronan is at least able to sell Daisy’s new focus while the movie loses its own.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Has TOO much happening, which befits a comedy with a lot of targets but ultimately makes the whole operation scattershot.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Cathy Moriarty and other Scorsese alums pop up, but these mean streets feel too derivative to thrill.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Larysa Kondracki's fictionalized account of a true story is underserved by a melodramatic script; the result is like a film of a "60 Minutes" segment. Still, Weisz is strong and smart. And David Strathairn shows up in is-he-good-or-evil? mode.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Dignity dies a million deaths despite the best intentions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The self-conscious poetry and Cruz's diagnosis of bipolar disorder threaten to add too many notes to this quiet drama.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Though Rust and Bone aims for a blasé attitude toward disabled drama - in a far more artificial way than another French film, "The Intouchables," did earlier this year - it's underwritten characters and hoary approach plunk it into mediocrity. As wheelchair-bound Stephanie practices her whale-training motions to Katy Perry's "Firework," it's eye-rollingly obvious.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A movie needs to announce if it's playing games. Pulling the rug out from under a viewer is fine for whodunnits and psychological thrillers and the usual suspects. But a supposedly grown-up drama like The Other Man ought to have scruples about where it plans to take you.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A work of words as lovely as “The Prophet” deserves a better artistic interpretation than this animated venture, which consists mostly of pedestrian, ’70s-quality visuals.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    You’ll never buy an inexpensive T-shirt without feeling guilty again. At least not after seeing Nathaniel Thomas McGill and Vincent Vittorio’s thorough documentary, which explains something you already know — American manufacturing is dying.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The movie gets too claustrophobic, while its noble attempt to take on suffering remains laudable.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    William H. Macy has pitch-perfect instincts as an actor. As a movie director, he’s bound to do better than his first feature, this big-hearted, nicely paced but ho-hum character study.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All of that ends up making this movie — originally titled “Jeff,” in a telling bit of overpersonalization — feel like a late-night cable-news hack job.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The “Millers” script — it took four writers to cobble together something that seems so slight — hits too many obvious notes between the moments when Aniston can strut her stuff.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    What Getaway needed most is enough juice to get to the finish line, narratively speaking. Because while jumping into the car is great, the fun dies fast if there’s nowhere to go.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Some of the talk gets a little bombastic, but it's hard to deny the thrill involved.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The fact that it stars the extremely funny Melissa McCarthy is both its saving grace and incredibly frustrating.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    No
    The result was remarkable, but the story of it, while true to the moment, needed — ironically — much more dynamism.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The long shadow of David Fincher's "Seven" falls on Anamorph, a moody, ultimately unexciting thriller.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Marries an unengaging love triangle to a flat visual style, nearly squashing the one good thing in it -- a scruffy, slouching performance from Peter Sarsgaard.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Becomes too melodramatic and bleakly obvious. Weaving, though, as always, is never less than magnetic.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Shares a spiritual link to the Japanese works of Hayao Miyazaki but lacks his films' narrative drive and magical overlay.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Goes about its game so bloodlessly, the result is some of the most unexciting action and seduction sequences in recent memory.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The story here, like a lot of bar bands, goes loud to cover up mediocrity. When Streep sings, though, so does the film.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Sergei Bodrov’s movie is based on a kids’ book in which Tom was a 12-year-old, and the actors wisely pitch their performances to a young crowd.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Weitz – who did a great job adapting Nick Hornby's "About a Boy" into an affecting 2002 movie – can't bring the pieces together here.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The great David Strathairn can make any film watchable, but even he can’t save this dry dramatic thriller.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    As a film, the result is static, like Ang Lee’s similarly muddled “Taking Woodstock.”
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Empathy for the all-too-real plight of the working poor drives this heavy but bold indie. Sadly, though, it falters under the weight of too much drama.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Feiffer sometimes gets snagged on the look-at-me nature of her meta-performance, veering from pathological to pathetic, and not always in the best way.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Sometimes, less is more. Case in point: Thanks for Sharing, a film that’s a little too eager to be ID’d as a “sex addiction dramedy.” As a result, solidly grounded performances from almost all the cast members wind up playing second fiddle to navel-gazing.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's the same movie town we've seen many times before, with dingy mechanic's shops, barren parking lots and a greasy-spoon diner where all the clichés come together.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The movie lumbers, and Loach and screenwriter Rona Munro's affectless approach winds up tamping down the movie's good intentions.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Yes, there are good moments from a team of veteran British actors, but overall, this return visit to the 2012 gray-set rom-com is deadly dull.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Gandolfini scoops up another chance to show off the gentleness he left at home during six seasons of “The Sopranos.”
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This earnest, at times touching, reach-for-your-dreams doc about musical hopefuls in middle age gets sidetracked quickly. When it should focus on a reunited R&B group, it wallows in the self-aggrandizement of an L.A. producer and, most awkwardly, a New York cabaret singer.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    In either a stunningly brave or misguided act of meta-absurdity, Real Steel, which is about a boy, his dad and the robot that changes their lives, actually feels as if it were made inside the mind of a kid obsessed with robots.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Writer-director David M. Rosenthal fills this dewy road-trip movie with too many cliches. From the glimpses we get of Shue's character, that may have been a more rockin' story.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Velvety storytelling still feels more thawed-out than heated.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Boasting perhaps the most bored-sounding voice-over ever, this unexceptional drama imagines itself - much as its young heroine does - to be far more noteworthy than it actually is.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All those cliched literary trappings come together in Stuck in Love, but the final product feels more like a footnote than a finished work.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unlike last year's superior "Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer" - which put its grade-school heroine through similarly seasonal woes - "Dog Days" squanders several chances to find something magical in the mundane.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    "Field of Dreams" this ain't, and Crowe, whose "Jerry Maguire" and "Almost Famous" are justly held in high esteem, can't build the right frame here. It's neither fish nor fowl; a "guy-gets-his-life-right" rom-com runs smack into a "kids-with-animals" lark.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This sometimes-taut little thriller is sullied by its unnecessary masquerade as a documentary presented by HBO’s gonzo news show “Vice.”
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The film doesn't play games; it's basically just Lucas going through a short story-like period of reflection and redemption almost entirely without dialogue. It's not enough, but it is what this underappreciated actor does best.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    If you're going to have a ghost in your movie, it might be a good thing to present a viable alternative to that ghost. Mama, however, presents a battle between two not very good options before crumbling like a sheet on a string.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It may not be one of his finest roles or one of his more memorable films. But in its own way, Boulevard may be one that says the most about him.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite the incongruous romance and abrupt action beats, Crowe gives a likable, sympathetic performance. But it all starts to dry up before our eyes. Emotions feel false or melodramatic, flashbacks are drawn out and coincidences and connections are forced.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Just another loud, boy-centric comedy aimed at ’tweens. The movie turns a slight children’s book — in this case, Judith Viorst’s 1972 fave, from which it takes mainly the title — into a charmless mishmash.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Hiromasa Yonebayashi did a wonderful job adapting “The Borrowers” into “The Secret World of Arriety.” But this slow-moving film, also from a book, tends to plod rather than float.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This drama, as traditional as its subject was epochal, is earnest and studious to a fault. Rarely has a film about upheaval felt more like a textbook.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Noah, Darren Aronofsky’s often ludicrous, occasionally thoughtful epic, puts theology front-and-center, and doubles down on its blockbuster ingredients — like adding huge rock monsters with glowing eyes.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This National Geographic production mixes two amazing adventures, neither of them quite what you expect.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The result is that, as with Hanks' performance, what's missing - subtlety, truth, an earned sense of rebirth – is stronger than what's here. Despite all the connections in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, it never connects to us the way we need it to.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite a few fiery breaths, there’s mostly hot air from a lot of serious actors slumming it.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The film's major action sequences are never exciting, and even the now-requisite destruction of New York feels lazy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Though much of the film is overcooked and overwrought, it’s well-played, and writer-director Kieran Darcy-Smith keeps us guessing, and watching.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The cutesy energy is just too much in this Aussie comedy that’s overly bemused by its quirkiness.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Kidman is able to draw you in even as the movie's solemn, morbid obviousness wears you out.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Orphan doesn't add much to the genre except, disturbingly, a fetishistic bent that's creepy in the wrong way.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    For all the trickiness and bluster, Shutter Island is dead inside.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Scott Teems' film is as quiet as untilled soil -- not always a good thing -- but Holbrook has a handle on where to dig.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The forced coming-of-age parable that filmmaker Joe Wright laces with fairy-tale symbolism is heavy-handed from the get-go.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The big twist to Closed Circuit is stated in the film’s TV ads, so even the element of surprise is lost. There may have been the making of a juicy, episodes-long BBC series here, but as it is, there’s barely any juice at all.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Scenes of the director as a school-age boy in a Varda film are haunting, but end up simply sparking a desire to see Varda's work.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Safe House devolves into unexciting action scenes that feel left over from the "Bourne" flicks and are peopled with cloak-and-dagger stereotypes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's laughably, eye-rollingly absurd.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Bloom's watchfulness and brittle seriousness anchors The Good Doctor, even as it wanders away from reality and into its own bizarre world.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Kosinski’s ultimately underwhelming film leads nowhere. As its palpable sense of dread — well-sustained in a gently cascading first hour — gives way to dead ends, this Omega Movie shoots itself in the foot.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's a naive example of the transformative powers of a 23-year-old let loose amongst the dullards. Whoa.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The movie's lack of Michael Moore-style dynamism has a dulling effect. What saves it is the human face it puts on the crisis, and its indictment of corporate greed.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's nice to see righteous anger in a movie. If only the education drama Detachment knew what to do with it.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Dennis Quaid lends some needed saltiness as Hamilton's supportive dad.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Aloha isn’t horrible, but it does have a pitiable odor about it, like a dog that’s sat too long on the beach. Crowe aspires to Golden Age of Hollywood repartee, but something feels off, just as it did in “Elizabethtown” (2005) and “We Bought a Zoo” (2011). Everyone just seems to be trying too hard.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Amiable but ambling.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    John Cleese, Michael Palin and Chapman himself (courtesy of interviews, skits and various recordings he made before his death from cancer in 1989) chime in. It's an odd little trip, but if it weren't, one would have to ask, "Well what's all this, then?"
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The deepest chord is hit by Cattrall, who almost manages to wipe away the memory of "Sex and the City 2."
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Combining the dysfunctional family reunion and the home invasion thriller, You’re Next tries, somewhat valiantly, to add new twists to the usual bloody horror-flick shenanigans. But aside from a few fresh chords, it’s same-old, same-old.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Flow makes you thirsty for more information.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Like the last gift buried under singing Billy Bass fish, dancing Coke cans, joke books and mounds of wrapping paper, there's a glimmer of fun in Four Christmases that almost gets vacuumed up with the tinsel.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Informative and flavorful, though lacking in surprise.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This heavy-handed movie is simply a sermon its makers think we all should hear.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, "modern" additions (like the soldiers' YouTube videos and some social media moments) feel clunky, and a necessarily shortened approach trips the movie up, though leads Matt Doyle and Seth Numrich - accomplished Broadway actors - are intense, engaged and appropriately tragic.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Though it eventually gets down to more serious business, this Glasgow-set apocalyptic romance-drama seems, at first, to be most concerned about whether restaurants will survive the end of the world.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Roth and Hurt glower semi-engagingly, and while Norton's scrawniness works, he seems intellectually disengaged, despite his helping to craft Zak Penn's script.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Roth's works are particularly hard to do justice to onscreen, perhaps because the celebrated author's personality is really in his words
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Sam Worthington and Jim Sturgess are solid as two of the four kidnappers, but Swedish director Daniel Alfredson pushes the caper button too many times. More sly wit would have helped things come to a head.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Much of the young cast - especially a miscast Page - make the oft-repeated mistake of saying Allen's dialogue as he might say them; the result is a lot of hyperarticulation, stammering and gesturing.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Neeson's better than this. You can't watch him here without thinking, Geez, every fight-choreography session could have funded "Love, Actually." This bash-the-door-down action scene likely took as long to film as "Kinsey." That gunfight required more stunts than all of "Schindler's List."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Words and Pictures doesn’t get the dunce-cap award, but it does lose points for feeling phony and contrived — especially during the moments when it appears overly proud of what it is.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Jig
    Director Sue Bourne belabors the judges' final decision to such an excruciating length, it makes the whole movie feel a bit more cloddish than it should.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The story and performances (save for Matthew McNulty’s angry Luis Buñuel) are paint-by-numbers, with social upheaval and sexual adventurism as dramatic as an after-dinner mint.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All the actresses, especially Theron, are appropriately haunted, but let's hope Arriaga's love of echoes, fate and coincidence has run its mopey course.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    What remains rote is how easily the fiend’s victims fall for his tricks. It’s almost as if they’ve seen too many movies like The Barber, and shaved away all common sense.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This sequel to last year’s surprise buzz-maker takes the same appreciative approach to scare-flick tradition: Take hipsters, mix into classic genre riff, goose until ludicrous; repeat. Not every try is successful, but as with any anthology, if you don’t like one, sit back and wait for the next.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's hard to talk about The Soloist without falling into cliches, because this well-meaning but ham-handed drama is full them.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Crisply directed but inescapably pious and, worse, narratively poky.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Faour and Muallen give solid performances, but there are a few too many by-the-numbers moments.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unabashedly one-sided, this biography of Chávez - and several other Latin American politicians - does raise some valid concerns about what Stone calls the "manipulative power of the media." So it's too bad he's as guilty of partisanship as the right-wing outlets he reviles.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's a big fat missed opportunity.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This contemplative drama draws strength from day-to-day ordinariness and a terrific lead performance from Paul Eenhoorn, yet sadly falls short.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The cast gives it all a good go, and pip-pip and all that for noticeable intelligence and a bit of the old British satire. Yet Salmon Fishing takes patience and rewards with no bite.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, the movie doesn't have enough going on to keep us engaged, but writer-director Aaron Katz has a confident style and a way with small moments.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Though coming off at times like Adam Sandler’s “Grown-ups,” only with Oscar winners, Last Vegas is a genial little comedy for the crowd it’s intended for.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Mood is more important to Not Fade Away than anything, but writer-director David Chase, who turned mood into masterpiece with every season of "The Sopranos," allows nostalgic feeling to be the sole reason for this, his first feature film.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Nowhere near as kinky or thinky as Soderbergh’s "sex, lies and videotape," Girlfriend pretends it has more on its mind than it really does.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The emotions are florid and the entanglements heated. But the film become preoccupied with, as Flaubert would say, the pettiness and mediocrity of daily life. Arterton, though, is plushly magnetic. She draws us in despite the overly lyrical atmosphere.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There's a funny movie scratching at the edges of This is 40. Unfortunately, writer-director Judd Apatow sees himself as the John Cassavetes of Comedy, so every time that funny movie starts to emerge, Apatow tramples it with scenes of domestic irritation.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The effects are so omnipresent it's like Reynolds' perfect hair is floating in CGI limbo. Yet when they need punch, as in a "Superman"-ish display-of-powers scene involving a helicopter, there's no flair.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Imagine a quietly creepy "X-Men" prequel -- in French -- and you have this odd little parable.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Any urgency the movie has comes from co-star Terrence Howard, a firebrand of an actor who can’t be contained by a paint-by-numbers script.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    So now we have a full-length Machete movie, and it turns out that, as usual, less is more.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, despite the sweaty, tense atmosphere, Viva Riva becomes derivative of the duller scenes in other gangster flicks.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Only DeWitt looks at home, but Shelton allows “Touchy Feely” to be so wishy-washy that we can never get a hold of the star, or the movie.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All the low-hum, behavioral buffoonery gets a bit tedious. Still, cheers to Cross for the satirical road he covers, even with all the potholes.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Regardless of where its stars want to take it, all roads here lead to blandness and inanity.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    So much of this irritating film from first-time writer-director Daniel Barnz feels like a writing exercise it's amazing Elle Fanning, in the title role, comes off as well as she does.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Sandler's shambling Yogi Bear-ness will be the big appeal to holiday-vacation audiences.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A steady thrum of anger pervades this Romanian film even in its quietest moments, but the ending and captured-lost-boys setting ultimately fail to surprise.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Filmmakers Tia Lessin and Carl Deal utilize the footage Kim and Scott Roberts had taken throughout the disaster, showing how residents suffered, survived and came together to help when official assistance let them down.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The splintered viewpoints help with the monotony, but from the taunting of new inmates to the cell-block sadist, we've gone through all this before, right down to the final twists.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Like Stallone, director Walter Hill is also far from his heyday ("The Warriors," "48 HRS.," "Streets of Fire"), but the old-guy camaraderie behind the scenes is evident. Despite the movie being based on a graphic novel, no one adds extra flash here just to appease the kids.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    History can be an equalizer, so director Roland Joffe ("The Killing Fields," "The Mission") makes sure saints and sinners all get painted with the same uninteresting brush in this fact-based drama.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The story's Hitchcockian plot loses steam quickly, though Pinon's salty presence keeps things from getting totally bloodless.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The International almost seems like a Monty Python spoof on spy-game thrillers in which the phrase "secret agent" is constantly replaced by "banker," resulting in lines like, "...If I die, 100 other bankers take my place."
    • 46 Metascore
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    The sequel to one of the most visually striking movies of the last 10 years continues the graphic novel-inspired landscape of its predecessor. But the characters don’t click, and the action feels dull.
    • 38 Metascore
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    While we're meant to feel claustrophobic, we're not supposed to fight boredom, which kicks in quickly.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All In lays down some interesting hands but sometimes can't raise the stakes, though "Rounders" star Matt Damon lends a bit of celeb flash.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This well-intentioned but clumsy attempt to get into the head of one of the 20th century's most famous women remains full of hot air.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Full of unenlightening snippets and blithe but banal asides, what the movie is missing is edge.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The oldsters are feisty — a gun-totin’ granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, “Goldfinger’s” Honor Blackman — but the shtick’s as flat as old ale. It is bookended, though, by two seriously great songs.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Melancholy, often muddled documentary.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The eyewitness testimony of dozens of punk-era survivors and hotel denizens has a disorienting effect, and everyone gets sidetracked, though the colorful anecdotes are priceless.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Stories about mythic figures at the end of their days are compelling — but they still need some zing. That’s what Mr. Holmes is missing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite the human drama here, we’re kept at a remove by stolid direction and by-the-numbers storytelling.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The same boring routine gets played out again.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A few really weird things happen during Paranormal Activity 3, though unfortunately, they have nothing to do with being frightened.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The sole treasure of Cowboys & Aliens is that director Jon Favreau ("Iron Man") has fashioned an actual rawhide ride from a graphic novel (that took six writers to wrangle to the screen).
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    For all its strengths, the film is cursed by an ADD-style structure and a flashy but inevitably ineffective casting stunt.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Wang tracks his guys like the documentarian he is, and if the movie feels a bit canned thanks to Adam Forgash's unoriginal script, classic NYC spots and a big heart make it feel like home.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Azaria channels his inner Charles Nelson Reilly, which helps, as does an evil emoting cat. Kids under 7 will likely giggle at some too-harsh pratfalls, not care about a grown man's fear of procreation, not get all the tiny innuendos and possibly miss how the movie is a fairly successful tourism ad for New York.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It feels like a high-end perfume ad.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    High art swings sort of low in this watchable but thematically repetitive drama.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Aiming for lightness but landing with a thud, Frances Ha is a well-meaning blunder. Director Noah Baumbach’s ode to Brooklyn twentysomething life is a flibbertigibbet fable that, like a self-absorbed flirt you meet at a party, grates on the nerves despite being easy on the eyes.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Kids who get a kick out of the macabre will enjoy this exquisitely crafted but tedious film.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Travis Fine gives his period details flourish and lets Cumming and Dillahunt create well-rounded characters, but Any Day Now winds up treacly.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Engrossing, sad and heartbreaking.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite the presence of Jet Li, only the last half-hour of this chatty epic truly flies.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Plays out like a clunky, not-so-incredible "Incredibles," or a more-despicable "Despicable Me."
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All banality, though it delivers some goodwill even as it pulls a muscle trying to get its premise going.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    George Lucas produced this candy-coated, fictionalized drama, and while its cast is first-rate and its flying sequences sharp, the movie is as glazed and wide-eyed as a 70-year-old comic book.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This somber but unexceptional drama is luxurious to look at but never gripping.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, Mann’s newest film, Blackhat, fails to connect.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Riding in to save almost every scene, though, are recent Tony Awards host Harris and the wild and woolly Sedaris, who goes too far, but in a good way. Shelov could learn from them.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Writer-director Wayne Kramer adds what could be called mainstream threads to his messy script, but the result is simplistic across the board.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The film, unfortunately, hasn't the depth Malkovich brings to his performance.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There's a sense of dread in Contagion, but it never spreads to us. When Day 1 is finally shown, it makes you want to eat better, which isn't the same as saying this is a great movie.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Ultimately, this dull tour of a thieving, primal underworld is just a lot of high-talking hogwash.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    No matter how the filmmakers move Heaven and Earth, this comic-book adaptation looks cool but contains very little thunder. The fault is a script by a five-headed beast which contains fateful missteps.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Good thing the Aussie star has the role down to a science, since the rest of The Wolverine is a howler.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Fans of Dario Argento and Mario Bava will appreciate the references. Even for newcomers, there are minor chords to enjoy. If only there were less screaming.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Solid performances and a literary feel help turn a standard family-rift drama into a dry but saucy narrative.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A clunky, dead-on-arrival scary drama that proves that even people with good taste need a good script or direction.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The idea of Willem Dafoe, one of our most watchable actors, playing a man stalking a thought-to-be-extinct animal in the wild is gripping in theory. In execution, however, The Hunter loses its way.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    One problem with “Wish” is that Braff tries to cram so much into it, no scene ever exists for its own sake, to establish rhythm or help us know these characters outside of the ongoing family crises.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Dream House is the full magilla, with imaginary images, sanity questions, peek-a-boo startles and the usual are-they-real-or-not? characters.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    If Welcome to the Rileys were a thicker-skinned movie -- if it were the movie it thinks it is -- so much of the outcome wouldn't be telegraphed the minute you read the premise.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    While Montias' actors do their best, even good intentions have limits. Still, it never feels false. And remember, even Martin Scorsese (born in Queens) had to start somewhere.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There is a serious lack of action here, which might be overlooked if the script were as smart as in the previous films. What passes for parable here is merely overplotting.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The movie as a whole falls victim to a dewy kind of Tennessee Williams-itis, as Black plops too many wanna-be, colorful twists - imminent illness, botched robberies, fake pregnancies - into what is at heart a gently heartbreaking rendering.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Everyone thinks sex is easy to do, but that doesn’t mean they’re good at it. The To Do List is exactly that type of movie, one that thinks a sex-obsessed version of a John Hughes comedy by its very nature is hilarious. It’s not, but there are still some things to like here.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This comedy is empty.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Has moments of honesty, but more often the barren landscape - both outside and inside - drains the emotions out of the film.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Luna and Bernal have amiability, but not enough to earn a recommendation for this clichéd movie.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This often haunting stop-motion Claymation movie ultimately suffers from what bedevils many live-action movies culled from short stories: a herky-jerky plot.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The manic energy of Kevin Hart is, surprisingly, toned down in The Wedding Ringer. Which may account for almost the entire first half of this wannabe-raucous buddy movie being laugh-free.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This two-bit echo of "The Accidental Tourist" is a preachy pill that wastes the genial, funny Jeff Daniels and the criminally underused Lauren Graham.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Overly analytical, cutesy comedy-drama.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The biggest fault is that comparatively little attention is given to the monsters.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There’s atmosphere here, but nothing else.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The 12-year-old boys who go to see ParaNorman - and who are the only ones who might enjoy it - should double up on the sugary treats to stay awake during this gorgeous-looking but zombi-fied stop-motion animated creep show. It's as slow as a corpse, and half as interesting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    If characters talking to dogs and dog reaction shots are some of your favorite things, add some stars to this review.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    African Cats, while often adorable and at times gripping, is more of a TV-ready experience.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Kurt Cobain, TicketMaster and the tragic concert in Roskilde, Denmark, are addressed through plentiful backstage footage. If only it was about something other than rockers almost irked they got famous.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    An oblique, by-design and frustrating drama, Claire Denis’ film about a man’s mysterious suicide and its repercussions is creepy, but finally too vague.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Barrymore is a delicious opportunity to watch the great Christopher Plummer perform the role that won him a second Tony Award. But it's also a lesson in the pitfalls of personality-based minimalism. While Plummer acts his heart out, the script becomes one punchline after another.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It's like torture, though Body of Lies has nothing to spill.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The result isn't deadly dull, but it does turn what should have been a most dangerous game into a basic scenery-chewing contest.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It’s all too much. Frankie & Alice has multiple problems it can’t get past.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    If director Rob Reiner’s AARP-aimed comedy stumbles on several fronts, at least it provides a stage for some seasoned pros to strut their stuff.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The Giver was ahead of its time as a book. But as a movie, it’s too late.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Comes upon a few quirky solutions and movie-ripoff scares before settling into a kind of coma.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    An earnest but undeniably eye-rolling documentary about the denizens of this odd pocket of show business.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    While Messina and Ireland are fine company, writer-director Matt Ross' conceit tires you out.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The actors are in good form, but McFarland, USA can’t find its footing.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The movie devolves into a series of clichéd bits, none of which are that funny.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This dull thriller wastes the potential of Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    As an acting symposium, this is 83 minutes of Tucci exercises; never a bad thing. The wooden Eve does her best, but director/writer Neil LaBute unfortunately underwrote her character — by design, it would seem, given all that transpires.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The movie shows the city as both an intimidating and enticing place for new arrivals, but ultimately gets bogged down in the cliched split destinies and intentions of its main characters.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Words and story are still the lifeblood of a movie, and Jennifer's Body is filled like a Twinkie with half-fleshed-out ideas.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Only the extremely naive will be shocked, shocked by director Morgan Spurlock's dissection of product placement in movies.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The central metaphor of dance, though, is forced, a standard-issue cliché about dancing away problems.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This overly twee, morbidly cute romance initially digs up the ageless "Harold and Maude" as a touchstone before it slips the coils of watchability.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The result is far too high-and-mighty to truly be moving.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This sweet if limited film has an agreeable attitude.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Liberal Arts is at its most nauseating when we hear Jesse and Zibby read their oh-so-self-aware love letters.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Dominic Cooper gives a riveting dual performance in The Devil's Double, but the movie is a relentless one-note drama that loses its momentum halfway through.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Close and McTeer, an evenly matched odd-couple pairing, keep it real. They do the heavy lifting, and are utterly enchanting, whether in bonnets or boots.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Writer-director Hannah Fidell’s somber drama of an illicit romance earns credit for being a serious discussion of a tabloid-rich topic, but the movie runs out of places to go.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This doc, made by Kunstler's daughters Emily and Sarah, doesn't pretend to be unbiased, but it nonetheless has an unblinking view of its subject. They must have learned a thing or two from dad.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Strong acting all ’round helps, but unfortunately this is just a slow ride to nowhere.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    There's an art to making a good spoof, but good luck finding it in Dance Flick, not only because the movie goes for easy toilet humor, but because it often relies on it to stay afloat.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    Gets old fast.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    This empty, immature romantic comedy ultimately feels as if it's filled with all the hot air that separates New York and San Francisco, yet still manages to be a suffocating bore.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    Less the opulent retelling she (Taymor) intended and more like a high-minded midnight movie, filled with Ricky's-style costumes, black swans, sprites that flit across the screen and a cave filled with boiling beakers.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    If Marmaduke achieves anything, it's that it makes this past spring's "Furry Vengeance" look like a masterpiece by comparison.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    This pseudo-punkster hybrid of "Heathers" and "Thelma & Louise" loses its way almost immediately, veering from wannabe-shocking social indictment to stultifyingly obvious yawner.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    Brothers tries to delve into how war can tear families apart, but only succeeds in showing how miscasting and melodrama obscure good intentions.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Neumaier
    Such a lazy action-drama underachiever, it seems unfair to target stars Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler for bringing their C game.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Director Jake Paltrow’s stark sense of place fades as familiar genre elements are introduced. It winds up like “There Will Be Blood,” but with H2O, not oil. It’s food for thought, nothing more.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Half-assed, halfhearted attempt to copy the Farrellys' out-there style is missing both their jackassical riffs and their heart.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    During all of the film’s oh-so-long 97 minutes, Year One, barely earns a snicker.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    One of 2015’s dullest.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    It’s too bad we can’t take a hit out on The Family. This unexciting, unfunny would-be action satire is filled with Italian-American stereotypes, decades-old TV-style Mafia cliches, bits of business that never amount to anything and actors so much better than the hoary, one-joke material.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Adds to the sad realization that this once-vibrant and witty actor (Cage) is completely controlled now by his inner teenager.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Talk about lost in space. The whacked-out outer-space melodrama Jupiter Ascending has embedded in its genes the DNA of “Barbarella” and “Flash Gordon,” some dust from “Dune” and even a bit of Michael Jackson’s Disneyland short “Captain Eo.”
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Since Bullock coproduced this masochistic venture, it seems she buys into the idea that fluffer-nut ditziness is what she does best. Except it isn't.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    It's nothing special. Which sort of makes it a loser all the way 'round. Expect a sad afterlife for it on cable.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Ridiculous and mannered, Loosies is light-fingered but heavy-handed.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    A dumb thriller starring Dennis Quaid as a weirdo mortician taunted by high school kids into revealing what he did with his wife and her lover years before - and look at the movies it rips off...
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The acting and general schlockiness make "Friday the 13th" look like "Macbeth," but it's clear D'Onofrio just wants to hang out. And actually, a lot of the music is really good. Let's hope next time, he decides to make something like "The Commitments" instead.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Johnson is convincing as a swaggering, jokey Lennon, but the photos of young John, Paul and George that end the movie ultimately have more punch than this bubblegummy montage.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    I Love You Phillip Morris not only blasts gay stereotypes back decades, it could actually make people wish for a third "Ace Ventura" movie. Both of those are an accomplishment, though neither is a compliment.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    If there are Nazis fighting other Nazis in a movie and it's still boring, something's gone wrong. Valkyrie has a coterie of problems, and represents a whole new front in Tom Cruise's public relations war, but first and foremost there's the tedium.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The Big Wedding lets them all down with bottom-rung sitcom shtick and an undercurrent of squareness masquerading as absurdity.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    I Am Number Four, with its gangly title, seems like a dimwitted cousin to those hipper properties - a Superman-come-lately tale of puppy love, extraordinary powers and puberty that's duller than a chalkboard and less powerful than an extraneous Jonas brother.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Everything that goes around comes around, but the roundelay in 30 Beats comes off, well, a little square.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Though this family film is slick and well-intentioned, it comes off as shallow as a prom committee meeting.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Writer-director Sebastian Gutierrez seems to think his characters are oh-so-edgy, and maybe they would be -- if it were 1982.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Atrocious dreck that feels sitcomish, only without the polish or panache.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Can't overcome mythic stupidity.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Only viewers wondering if James Van Der Beek has finally outgrown "Dawson's Creek" will be at all satisfied by this dreadful police procedural that contains good history lessons and bad TV-cop-show drama.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Muddled and inert despite the best intentions, this inescapably dull thriller plays like a Middle Eastern take on Liam Neeson’s “Taken.”
    • 63 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    It is no summer thriller. It’s an anemic actioner that fosters excitement like dead limbs as it lumbers toward a conclusion.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Max
    Dullness, as well as hoary preachiness, neuters the family-and-their-war-dog drama Max.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    A documentary with too much dead time between the arduous tasks at hand, never grabs a viewer because -- sad to say -- it's too dull.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Every scene is entwined in clunkiness.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, its positive attributes are thrown out of balance by its abundant negatives - including chintzy effects, lumbering storytelling and an overstylized, earnest incompetence that evokes "Speed Racer."
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Hardworking Oscar winner Harden and beguiling Spanish star Watling do nothing for this haphazard film, which belatedly decides it wants to be a stage satire as the women lark into a ridiculous avant-garde production of “MacBeth.” Bloody awful.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Corey Stoll is the only reason to sit through this muddled Jersey-set drama.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    With the most growling and grunting of any movie this summer - and that includes those apes perched atop the box office - Conan the Barbarian seems at times to have actually been made by barbarians.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This lumbering, ha-ha-look-what-we-remade action-comedy is a high-concept disaster.

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