Joe Morgenstern

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For 2,688 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Morgenstern's Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Drive My Car
Lowest review score: 0 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Score distribution:
2688 movie reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    There is simply not enough dramatic development to fill the film as a whole.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Ms. Judd commands the screen with consistent authority, and Mr. Freeman brings expansive humor to the role of a self-styled wildcard who's still dangerous in court.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    As a piece of summer entertainment, this strenuously upbeat prequel to Pixar's "Monsters, Inc." passes with vibrant colors and will, of course, excel at the box office...But as an offering from Pixar, the studio that set the platinum standard for contemporary animated features, it's an awful disappointment — and one more reason to worry about Pixar's future under Disney ownership.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Dopamine could do with a bit more of whatever hormone governs pacing, but Mr. Decena is a director with a future. He knows how to connect with his actors.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    She is intensely, almost palpably, radiant. I call this star power, coupled with the intelligence and verve Ms. Pike always brings to her roles. She’s brilliant in this one, a plausible vision of a singular visionary in the history of science. If the film around her is unstable to the point of screwiness, it is not for lack of ambition.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Reese Witherspoon is funny and touching as the scrappy Kansan who befriends the bewildered arrivals, and the movie's three Lost Boys, no longer lost or boys, are intensely appealing.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The most disturbious part of Disturbia is how engaging this teenage thriller manages to be, even though it's a shameless rip-off of "Rear Window."
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    That's what is missing from The Longest Yard most egregiously. Charm has been kept on the bench.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Something of a shambles -- a shambles about a shambles -- but bound for big success and deservedly so.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Attal's real-life problem is his simplistic script, which makes the husband a childish fool and a bit of a bore.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The film is funny and astute on the boundless self-seriousness of adolescence, and a formidable start for Ms. Poe’s career. Here’s looking to her for the next one.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    What do the Coen brothers want of us? More specifically, what do they want us to think of the repellent people in this pitilessly bleak movie?
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Taken on its own terms, Bolt the movie certainly makes the cut.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The movie reminded me of a relatively new product, the little translucent wafer that you put on your tongue to freshen your breath. One hit of intense flavor and the thing dissolves without a trace.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Astonishing visually and problematic dramatically.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Christopher Nolan's latest exploration of the Batman mythology steeps its muddled plot in so much murk that the Joker's maniacal nihilism comes to seem like a recurrent grace note.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Your reaction to the film will depend on your tolerance for scatology -- some of this stuff is very funny, although most of it is grindingly, numbingly awful -- and your interest in standup comics.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Amy the writer has tried to reconcile her gift for whip-smart, razor-sharp comedy sketches with the demands of a feature film. On the whole she hasn’t pulled it off — the movie veers sharply off track toward the end. Still, the sum of its most memorable parts is great fun.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Yang’s story unfolds with decreasing velocity; in the latter stretches patience is required, though amply rewarded.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Compelling as the subject may be, its abstract nature would challenge the most skillful of dramatists, and Mr. Niccol’s script seldom rises above slogans, argumentation and standard-brand domestic tension.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    This slapdash farce, arriving three decades after Sellers last inhabited the role, sustains a baseline of good will that often spikes into delight at Mr. Martin's beguiling nonsense.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    After a quarter-century the franchise may be terminally long in the teeth; much of this fifth iteration is absurd, both intentionally and un. Yet it’s also funny, intriguingly dark and visually sumptuous.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Ms. Levy's film gets to say affecting things about the mysteries of identity, and the ironies of ancient enmity. If we can assume, from the nature of the premise, that Joseph and Yacine will soon accept their situation and become friends, we can also assume, from the course of history, that the Israelis and Palestinians will continue to resist doing the same.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Puss made his debut in "Shrek 2," then did time in the two decreasingly funny sequels. Now he's got a movie of his own, and not a moment too soon.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    I Love You Phillip Morris is tragedy, or something close to it, decked out in comedy's clothes.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    I can't recommend it without reservation, but it's a must-see for those who have followed Mr. Troell's career, and a should-see for those who can look past its oddities to its cumulative power.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Against all odds this panoply of punishment is almost thrilling, even though it's raging bull of a different kind.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Little by little, though, he (Ledger)and those around him achieve a critical mass -- an extremely light critical mass -- and the plot pops with entertaining complications.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Cleverly conceived, skillfully made and performed with unflagging verve, it's a change of pace (slower) and scale (smaller) for Mr. Scott, the director of such pounding epics as "Gladiator" and "Black Hawk Down." Yet this intimate, intricate con about a couple of petty con men selling water filtration systems is also remote and forgettable in the end, a lapidary icicle.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It's interesting to see how a potent premise -- those among us who behave like aliens probably are -- can sustain, more or less, an erratic, disjointed sequel.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Most of the film, a debut feature directed by Christophe Barratier, is quite shamelessly formulaic. The Chorus redeems itself, though, with Mr. Jugnot's astute, understated performance.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The movie snaps sharply to life every now and then, and its unfashionable decency really gets to you.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Absurdist, but also condescending and self-infatuated; The Royal Tenenbaums is at least three times too clever for its own good.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The most touching scene is the most conventional, an intimate moment between Simon and his mother, Emily (Jennifer Garner). Will she or won’t she accept him as the person he is? Love, Simon is many things, but not Greek tragedy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    To give the film its full due, the people who made it — the writer, John Swetnam, and the director, Steven Quale — got wind of a genuine trend and ran with it. Everyone on screen is busy filming everyone else. It's a shakier-camera version of "The Blair Witch Project" in the era of YouTube.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It looks so stylish that thinking about its plot is strictly optional.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    For all of the care and imagination that have been lavished on the production, which was designed by Arthur Max and photographed by Dariusz Wolski, the film’s impact is best expressed by frequent aerial shots that are visually impressive and emotionally remote.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It misses the point to ask, as some have recently, whether he’s still able to have fun at the age and status he has attained. Sure he is. He must have had great fun making this immense Tinker Toy of a movie, but there’s a fundamental mismatch between artist and material.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    F9 makes a mockery of itself before anyone else can—it’s a gleefully shoddy goof on a pseudo-epic scale.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    To make silk purses from turgid passages, Mr. Scott does what he always does, gooses them up with every trick in the big-budget book.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Tyrnauer is a serious filmmaker — his “Valentino: The Last Emperor” was a first-rate documentary portrait of the legendary fashion designer Valentino Garavani. His new doc, which was based on Mr. Bowers’s memoir, “Full Service,” combines tell-all appeal with a seriously significant story of prejudice and hypocrisy on a literally mythic scale.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The ghost story gets to be silly, and wants to have it both ways, as ghost stories often do, on the question of whether various signs from beyond the grave are real or imagined.... Yet Ms. Stewart’s portrayal has the ring of truth and the urgency of terror.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    A very short and cheerfully scruffy comedy-thriller.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    While the movie is dreadfully clumsy or sentimental around the edges, there's no denying the strength of Mr. Gibson's performance or the power of the savage combat, a 90-minute sequence that's even more graphic than the horrific firefight in Somalia in "Black Hawk Down."
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Does the film add up to something more than a stunt? Maybe not. I was captivated by the several hours I recently saw of Christian Marclay's 24-hour-long "The Clock," a video mashup in which thousands of clips from hundred of movies contain watches and clocks telling the same time that spectators can read on their wrists. Life in a Day doesn't aspire to such intricacy, but it's fascinating all the same, an electronic update of Alexander Pope's maxim that the proper study of mankind is man.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Murray gives a fascinating performance, even though his FDR was conceived and written as a fairly small guy at the center of a small film that, for all its considerable charm, miniaturizes its hero in the process of humanizing him.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Adam succeeds at getting inside its hero's mind and, more impressively still, gives us entrée to his singular soul.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    One's confidence in factuality is weakened by a cliché-ridden narrative that reads Ma di Tau's mind during her buffalo hunt, and by incessant manipulation of the imagery-not only the use and abuse of slo-mo, but digital enhancement of colors in concert with an almost obsessive concentration on stalking and killing.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Has density enough for several films. What's missing is spontaneity, and variety. And, throughout most of the narrative, velocity.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 31 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    I do wish Mr. Robbins's one-note co-stars had been worthy of his performance, and that some of the melodramatics hadn't been quite so slapdash.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Somewhat sluggish but reasonably scary.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The movie is much too long, but mostly, and sometimes very, entertaining.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Keaton’s performance is fascinating from beginning to end, and the movie around him is entertaining in fits and starts. Ultimately, though, it’s a tough sell, a biopic with an uncertain tone that doesn’t know what to make of its subject.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    You may see The Orphanage for what it is, an enjoyable contraption, without believing a bit of it.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    What this film does best is offer, sometimes playfully and sometimes not, new perspectives on the central problem of our shared history.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    What's wrong with this picture? Nothing, as long as you don't expect more than a tossed-off goof.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It's not a great film, but there's something to be said for a cool-button treatment of a hot-button issue.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 91 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It's "My Dinner With Andre" for the relationship generation.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It isn't a great film, or even a greatly original one. Still, it has many grace notes, and interesting oddities.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It’s always rewarding to see her (Bening) in action, even though her latest movie, Film Stars Don’t Die In Liverpool, doesn’t measure up to her performance.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The idea goes only so far--roughly halfway through the 98-minute running time--in staining narrative clarity. Daybreakers finally comes up with some comments on the predatory practices of Big Pharma, but that's an awful comedown from the blood-rushing brilliance of the early scenes.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Yossi spends much of its 84 minutes with a passive hero. This older Yossi is a vestige of the man he once was, an overweight and hollow-eyed vestige who drags himself through his daily rounds and solitary nights. Mr. Knoller's performance is admirable, and Yossi does find new reasons to embrace life. But his rebirth comes only after a very long requiem.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    In this second installment of the trilogy, lithe bodies endowed with superior brains do all sorts of spectacular things, but the movie has the dead soul of a video game.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The film is far from perfect, but it’s certainly ambitious, often entertaining and, compared to the feeble competition from new American films of the moment, a singing, dancing, stomping and chomping “Citizen Kane.”
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The cast is entertaining, though with an asterisk, and the special effects are often spectacular, though sometimes not.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It’s a tribute to the sizzle of the central relationship that you want all that silly plot stuff to go away so Maggi and Carsten can kiss some more. They’re the main course, and the most zestful one, in an alluring but overcooked feast.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The film doesn’t give Ms. Larson enough good stuff to fulfill her role’s potential. Her Captain Marvel is an appealing character who becomes an impressive one, wrapped in a shimmering aura of blue and white energy. What’s missing, though, is what helped make “Wonder Woman” an exemplary figure of female empowerment two years ago: unforced warmth, along with strength, and flashes of delight.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Nightmare Alley is, in its entirety, a beautifully visualized period piece that holds our attention and evokes plenty of horror, to be sure, but never brings us under the tent of wholehearted involvement. This time the beauty is screen deep.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    A powerful drama, albeit a flawed one with a clumsy, didactic script.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The casting is perfect in concept, and occasionally fulfills its promise, but in a notably imperfect film that’s afflicted by a benumbing score and dreary songs.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    A tatty but good-natured time-passer.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 89 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Insisting on the significance of its themes, the film dispenses one emotion at a time while it creates a pervasive atmosphere of dread. Yet there’s no air in the atmosphere, not much life in the brooding landscapes.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The last thing I want to do is represent The Stoning of Soraya M. as entertainment, summer or otherwise. This is classic tragedy in semimodern dress that means to horrify, and does so more successfully than any film in recent memory.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The director and co-writer, Niels Mueller, has also done his work well, but the film feels insubstantial at 95 minutes, even though -- or maybe because -- it bristles with borrowed ideas and unavoidable associations.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Uncritical, but not unaffecting.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Chan proves yet again that he has the virtuosic grace -- and goofiness -- of any of the great clowns of the silent era, and a complete refusal to abide by the laws of gravity. Do let us be clear, however, that the movie's plot, minus a few roundhouse kicks, is straight out of the Scooby-Doo playbook.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Though his movie wraps challenging ideas and ingenious visual conceits in a futurist film-noir style, it's pretentious, didactic and intentionally but mercilessly bleak in ways that classic noir never was.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Simultaneously beguiling and frustrating -- the product of an imagist and dramatist uncomfortably conjoined.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 probably couldn’t, and definitely doesn’t, recapture the sweet and singular silliness of the original, though the new edition from Marvel Studios and Disney has its rewards.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Ms. Moore, for her part, doesn’t need fine writing to create marvelous moments; some of her most powerful scenes are wordless ones in which Alice is looking anxious, confused or utterly haunted. When the script provides exceptional material, however, this extraordinary actress takes it to a memorably high level.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Their homegrown spirit is so appealing, and their history so affecting, that you want to overlook the shortcomings of a dutiful, derivative script, with its several inspirational strands and dearth of essential details.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Ms. Ferrera is an engaging performer; you find yourself rooting for Ana from the start, even though you know, from the predictable script by George LaVoo and Josefina Lopez, that rooting isn't required for a happy outcome.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The script is somewhat predictable and the pace is leisurely, but Ms. Judd makes Lucy's choices seem momentous, and Ms. Adams gives us several beautiful scenes.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    A high school comedy that is sharply observed and often terrifically funny, yet oddly misconceived.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Joy has been replaced by a sense of laboriousness, even though the action sequences move along energetically enough and the movie does have moments of comic-book charm. [9 Feb 1996, p.A12]
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Watching this mélange of journalism and dramatic license can be enthralling and maddening at the same time, because the ring of truth, which the film has, is not the same as the truth, which remains unknown.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Walks a fine line between bold indie film, with the attendant in-your-face roughness, and sodden Lifetime Original Movie.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    There’s plenty to enjoy in the film, starting with a pair of affecting performances by Clémence Poésy and Laura Birn, and ending with a perverse twist on the notion of blissful parenthood.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Some of the movie's most stirring scenes take place during Betty Anne's prison visits, when the laughter has stopped and her innocent brother contemplates his shattered life.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    This genuinely affecting film amps up its feelgoodism with spasms of glib dramatics and shamelessly soupy music.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Ms. Campion has shown a gift for pictorialism -- static pictorialism; she's not a fluid filmmaker - and an abiding fascination with sexual repression. She brings both to this long, slow, distanced version of the Henry James novel. [27 Dec 1996]
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    It Follows finally loses track of itself in a silly climax. All the same, it’s one more stylish reminder of how readily we the people can be creeped out.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    For all its various failures, Fever Pitch taps expertly into our nostalgia for an era when baseball really was the American pastime, unsullied by money, drugs or celebrity.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    This is a film that adds to our understanding of human nature. Yet its impact is lessened by a lack of factual context, and by an inspirational climax that may leave one feeling good and uneasy in equal measure.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The finished film afflicted my own mind with an unwilling suspension of belief. I couldn't connect with it on any level, despite Sam Rockwell's terrific performance as an emotional desperado who wants only to be loved.
    • Wall Street Journal
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    In her casually daring - and mostly endearing - debut feature, the Norwegian director Anne Sewitsky mixes and purposely mismatches light and dark moods to tell the story of a rural wife and mother looking for happiness in the wrong places, and finally in the right one.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The best parts are the in-between ones, neither laugh-out-loud funny nor overtly heart-wrenching.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The movie does well to shine a light on the venerable struggle, but its beam is narrow, and often pallid.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    There's no shortage of felicitous lines or interesting performances, yet the movie, like the amusement park of its title, feels constructed from familiar parts.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    For those who’ve lived with the series for more than a decade, this fateful pause may heighten the suspense. For a Muggle like me, the storm does gather slowly.

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