Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of The Roses languishes in second gear, with glints of amusement (Colman doing an Ian McKellan impression; the Englishness of punctuating or preceding insults with “darling”) that only accumulate in a way that makes the movie feel a little safe, compared to the genuine rancor and bitterness of the earlier film.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s remarkable, then, how well Caught Stealing holds together as entertainment; as much as Aronofsky seems incapable of the modulation needed to make a crime caper, he’s also a big part of why this particular variation works anyway.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 27, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Eden winds up yoking Howard’s more domesticated movies with his thwarted-adventure narratives. The suspense lies in whether certain characters will figure out whether they’re on a bold, one-off exploration or the cusp of a sustainable new life—and whether humanity on the whole is any good at telling them apart.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
In pure plot mechanics and interpersonal dynamics, Splitsville resembles any number of Woody Allen movies, double-hinged on the capriciousness and endurance of love.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of Coen movies, it’s not exactly an outright spoof, but it takes place in its own little stylized pocket universe. Unlike a lot of Coen movies, Honey Don’t! doesn’t quite come together as a mystery.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 19, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It somehow manages to lack both the true moral murk of a great noir, while also eschewing the elemental drama of a great Western. It’s pretty good at both, though, and Tost seems like he knows it, without letting the movie’s solid craft go to his head.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 14, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a movie that sometimes feels obsessed with music, and sometimes feels like an old man flipping back to his preferred, familiar playlist.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Weapons is masterfully entertaining and far more ambitious than Barbarian, and it feels more personal in the abstract. It more closely resembles a collage of nightmares than the expertly calibrated rollercoaster ride of Cregger’s previous film. But there’s something elusive about Weapons, too, meaning that — to stick with Fincher comparisons — the movie lands somewhere between Seven’s blunt-force didacticism and Zodiac’s sophisticated ghostliness.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
When this nearly two-hour movie enters its intentionally laughless final stretch, Freakier Friday feels more and more like the extended encore of a reunion concert—not least because that’s essentially where it takes place.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Pickup is entertaining on that most basic of slack-jawed levels: It has likable stars doing movie stuff (car chases, elaborate deceptions) that the movie seems to bank on blurring into memories of other, better capers.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 4, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of sequels, it feels the need to go bigger and brasher even as it repeats much of its predecessor. And so despite a streaky-canvas animation style that fuels the characters’ momentum, it eventually feels like a whole lot of pirouettes and flips around a security system that isn’t really there.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Cop-supremacy pulp may be hard to revive with a straight face; the laugh-a-minute spoof, though, is momentarily and gloriously back.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Together doesn’t succumb to the dreaded “metaphorror” effect, where every plot point and character serves a clearly coded metaphorical purpose. It’s often grimly funny, with the actors (and their talented physical doubles) throwing themselves into their roles.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The sequel is another indication that Sandler is still undertaking his longtime mission of making silly comfort-food comedies with the stealth seriousness of older age.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 25, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a lot of Marvel fans, it will be more than enough. For the more superhero skeptical, it offers a helpful example of how simply skipping the origin stuff on the fourth try doesn’t automatically confer a sense of dramatic urgency or comic-book wonder.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 22, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Who could have guessed that a simple Smurfs reboot would constitute such an unholy mess?- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
González-Nasser offers glimpses of what might make the work rewarding enough to stick with, and, with it, how elusive those feelings must be.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Christian Swegal’s film is most effective in its early, character-study moments, as it leaves the audience to discover that Jerry, for all of his confidence, has a worldview informed by absolute nonsense.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
James Gunn’s real superpower is his ability to wear this comic-book nonsense lightly — to take it seriously within the world of the movie without feeling like he’s assigning homework.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 8, 2025
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 7, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though The Old Guard 2 is only the second installment in this movie series, it’s already far weaker than its predecessor. It does just about everything worse.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its fusion of Edwards’ craft with characters who aren’t thunderously stupid or unlikable, this is the best Jurassic movie in ages – in part because it works so comfortably as an ooh/ahh/run/scream monster movie.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The overall structure of the movie is just race, break for argument, race, occasional montage, race some more; it gets a steady rhythm going but it’s not exactly white-knuckle suspense, either.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 27, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a little too pre-programmed and self-conscious to be truly witty, yet the tone it strikes and the genre space it carves out feels undeniably itself: part comedy, part sci-fi mayhem, with remnant notes of shlocky horror.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
As with the first film, the look of 28 Years Later is key to its effectiveness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The opening of the movie has some perfectly timed visually-delivered laughs, like an early car scene involving an accidental failure to reverse, and the bottle-episode staginess of later scenes limits the visual invention. Still, by this point you’ve boarded the ride, and Oh, Hi! keeps you captive in a way that Iris only dreams of: by sheer force of Gordon’s personality.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fun as it is, Elio just goes for the montage, eager to speak a universal language.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Everything’s Going to Be Great just has characters and ideas waiting in the wings to rush in nonsensically.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the time, though, How to Train Your Dragon’s live-action craft fails to match the equivalent in its animated counterpart, even with original filmmaker Dean DeBlois on hand for his live-action feature debut.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 10, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Sweeney’s film, his second high-achieving, high-wire act in a row, lives on the line between yearning and helpless fixation.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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